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The SWF Primer

The company was founded by the one and only Extreme Superstar, after he hit the jackpot in the lottery. He used his new found wealth to start up the SWF, purchasing a ring , and even had a small arena constructed, which is named the SWF Arena. Next he scoured the globe looking for promising characters and athletes to join his new federation, and he came up with the characters youll soon read about. After procuring the talent, he got the SWF a TV deal, a show on Saturday nights, known as SWF Main Event. Also he managed to snag a monthly Pay Per View gig, and the shows are as follows:

January: SWF Rumble- Like WWE's Royal Rumble, at this event 30 stars enter an over the top rope battle royal, with the winner getting a World title shot at the companys top event, Extrememania . The rules are that each entrant draws a number before the actual event, the first two start off and every one and a half minutes after, the man who drew the next number enters until all participants are in the match. The only way to be eliminated is to be tossed over the top rope and having both feet hit the floor, the last man in the ring is the winner.

February: No Escape- There are no special set matches added to this show.

March: Extrememania- The SWF's premiere event, where the winner of the Rumble takes on the World Champion.

April: Spring Stampede- There are no special set matches added to this show.

May: Slamboree- There are no special set matches added to this show.

June: Stars and Stripes- An All-American extravaganza held the weekend before the Fourth of July.

July: Beach Blast- Set in an outdoor, tropical location with a beach theme.

August: Heatwave- There are no special set matches added to this show.

September: War Games- The main event is a brutal and bloody two ringed cage match, where the years hottest rivalries can be settled. There are two teams of five, and like the Rumble each team member draws a number, in this case 1-5. The man who draws #1 for each team start off in the cage, every five minutes after that a new superstar enters the match from alternating teams, the way its decided which teams second man enters first depends on which team won the coin toss prior to the match. After all ten men are in, the cage is locked until a member of one of the teams surrenders, given the other team the victory.

October: Halloween Hell- Held Halloween weekend, with a theme representing the holiday.

November: Soul Survivor- This event takes after the WWE's Survivor Series matches of old. Most matches on this card are four on four or five on five elimination matches, in which two teams of four or five face off. The match continues until all members of one team are eliminated by any regular means, being pinfall, submission, disqualification, or count out.

December: Starrcade- The extravaganza that closes out the year with a bang.

SWF Characters

Extreme Superstar Owner/Announcer: Extreme is mainly the figurehead of the SWF, and an announcer of the events, but when confronted, he is more than ready to lace up the boots for a match.

Vance McMillian Announcer- Vance is the voice of the SWF, whos now famous "let's KICK IT OFF!" starts every SWF show with a bang.

"Clean" Dean Bokerlund- Dean started as an interviewer, but has impressed Extreme so much, he became a full-time announcer.

The Wrestlers

Name: The Mercenary

Height: 6'1

Weight: 236 lbs

From: The Jungles of South Africa

Finishing Move: The Mercy Kill- Jackhammer

Theme: Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N Roses

Bio: Mercenary was a member of a South African militant group. When that disbanded, he took up work as a hired gun, with his only loyalty being to himself, or temporarily to those who pay him to do a job. He also possesses scary strength, and was reputable strong man in his home country.

Name: Rory Rodgers

Height: 6'3

Weight: 240 lbs

From: Austin Texas

Finishing Move: The Roundup- A Lifting and Spinning DDT

Theme: Cowboy by Kid Rock

Bio: This good ol Texas boy is the son of a Rodeo Clown, and is a former three-time Bull Riding champion himself. He loves a good fight, and excels in knock-down drag-out brawls.

Name: Quow Ling

Height: 5'4

Weight: 188 lbs

From: Osaka Japan

Finishing Move: Death Kick- A brutal knockout kick to the side of the head

Theme: Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei

Bio: Dont let his small size fool you, hes a dangerous man. Hes also rumored to be a member of the Japanese Yakuza, the Orients answer to the Mafia, and the fact that he is missing part of his pinky finger on one hand (something all members must have, as a sign of unity) doesnt do much to dismiss those rumors. Watching Quow Ling in action is like watching a fight scene in the Matrix, hes simply amazing.

Name: Jahalaman Jaffe

Height: 5'8

Weight: 229 lbs

From: Tabuk Saudi Arabia

Finishing Move: The Arabian Goodnight- Pedigree

Theme: Money, Power, & Respect by The Lox

Bio: Jaffe is the son of privilege, he grew up in a family of Arab royalty, and never wanted for anything. When he tuned 18, Jaffe made his way (on a private jet, with a bevy of servants) to America, as he was enamored with our capitalist ideals, and the fact that he wanted to pursue a wrestling career. With his riches, he certainly got the best training available, and it shows. Jaffe also disdains any person who doesnt possess the wealth that he does, making him very few friends with the exception of Joe Money, and The Billion Dollar Man who he sees as equals, a stable known as Cash Inc. He has a more conservative ground game, rarely taking it to the floor or the ropes, but that doesnt mean hes above resorting to any dirty tactics to pull out a victory.

Name: Juju

Height: 6'5

Weight: 286 lbs

From: Parts Unknown

Finishing Move: The Juju Driver- Rikishi Driver

Theme: Them Bones by Alice In Chains

Bio: When he first came to the SWF, JuJu was known as The Great JuJu, and relied on voodoo for success in the ring, but his use of "magic" always left him on the losing end of things. With the help of fellow talent Petey Pizzazz, The Great JuJu changed his image, now calling himself JuJu, and abandoning the voodoo to become a menacing force in the SWF. The new and improved JuJu is now one of the most dominant big men in the business, a long way from the laughing stock he once was.

Name: The Reverend

Height: 6'2

Weight: 231 lbs

From: Church

Finishing Move: Divine Intervention- The Final Cut

Theme: Like a Prayer by Madonna

Bio: No, this isnt just a gimmick, he actually was a clergymen, even studying at the Vatican under the Pope! The stress reportedly got to him, and he got WAY too into his studies, condemning everyone to eternal damnation for even the smallest infractions, such as not saying "God Bless You"DIRECTLY after sneezing. The Reverend finally snapped, and he told the Pope himself, that he was going to Hell! That of course got him fired, and he decided to pursue a career in wrestling, which hes always loved.

Name: Silkky Smooth

Height: 6'4

Weight: 233 lbs

From: Las Vegas Nevada

Finishing Move: Silkky Slam- Rock Bottom

Theme: This is How We Do It by Montell Jordan

Bio: Silkky is a flashy, and fun loving individual who runs a highly successful brothel. As many know, its all legal in Vegas, so nothing can be done to stop him, a fact that has enraged a few of the more righteous SWF talents.

Name: The Don

Height: 6'0

Weight: 243 lbs

From: New York City, New York

Finishing Move: The Hit- Regal Cutter

Theme: Woke Up This Morning by Leonard Cohen

Bio: We dont want to assume anything , but his name suggests he is involved in less than savory dealings. The Don is a nice enough guy, and laughs off anyones accusations that he is a part of such things. For all we know, he is just a big Sopranos fan.

Name: Tony Ramon

Height: 6'6

Weight: 256 lbs

From: Miami Florida

Finishing Move: The Edge-Razor's Edge

Theme: Scarface Opening Theme

Bio: Tony is a tough talking street hustler, who fancies himself as a present-day Tony Montana. He also seems to admire former WWF/WWE superstar Razor Ramon, and uses his own version of Ramon's famous "Razor's Edge" which he refers to simply as "The Edge" to finish off his opponents.

Name: Mike Suicide

Height: 6'0

Weight: 224 lbs

From: Columbia South Carolina

Finishing Move: The Suicidal Twist-Twist of Fate

Theme: Epic by Faith No More

Bio: Young Mike Suicide, along with his younger brother Jack have dreamed of wrestling superstardom since they were kids, and are looking to earn their keep in the SWF. Mike takes on a very dangerous style, willing to sacrifice his own well-being to be the star hes always dreamed of being. He also is a talented technical wrestler.

Name: Jack Suicide

Height: 6'0

Weight: 218 lbs

From: Columbia South Carolina

Finishing Move: Suicide Splash-Swanton Bomb

Theme: Epic by Faith No More

Bio: Jack is by far the crazier member of the Suicide brothers, and the aerialist of the two. The sort of things he attempts in the ring are so insane, his brother, who normally right there with him, wont even try.

Name: Joe $(Money)

Height: 6'3

Weight: 237 lbs

From: Oakland California

Finishing Move: The Payoff- Snowplow

Theme: California Luv by 2Pac and Dr. Dre

Bio: This man is a notorious loan shark, and proprietor of many street-side gambling games, and bootleg movie retailers. Joe isnt the most honest man, but he is an accomplished street brawler.

Name: Petey Pizzazz

Height: 6'0

Weight: 230 lbs

From: Bel Air California

Finishing Move: Piece of Pizzazz- Diamond Cutter

Theme: Im Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

Bio: Petey is a fashion guru who works as a fashion designer and stylist in his various self-owned boutiques. While hes rather flamboyant, Pizzazz is one great wrestler who utilizes a mixture of high flying moves with old fashion technical ones. Petey is also touted as being one of the most charismatic SWF superstars.

Name: Death Machine

Height: 7'0

Weight: 341 lbs

From: Unknown

Finishing Move: Death Warrant- Chokeslam

Theme: Opticon by Orgy

Bio: We don't know where hes from, and he never speaks, but we have managed to put some of the pieces of his past together. Apparently, he worked as a gravedigger in Arizona (but we dont know if thats where hes from) where, with his enormous size and strength, he could do the work of several men. One day though, due to a change in management, he was fired, and the poor caretaker who had to inform him of this, was laid out cold with a shovel. The impact broke the handle, and even put a sizeable dent in the metal. Not long after though, Extreme entered the area in his search for SWF superstars, where the seven footer walked in and laid waste to four other candidates in the ring with the most brutal Chokeslams Extreme claims to have ever seen. So with that, Extreme grabbed a contract and asked him to sign, he did, writing the name "Death Machine". Amazingly, this masked monster has never uttered a sound, not a word, cough, sneeze, or even the occasional in-ring grunt.

Name: The Billion Dollar Man

Height: 6'2

Weight: 246 lbs

From: Originally Boston Massachusetts, but now resides in a number of his seasonal homes

Finishing Move: The Billion Dollar Dream- The Million Dollar Dream

Theme: Runnin' With The Devil by Van Halen

Bio: He seems to have modeled himself after his wrestling idol, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase, but he does fit the character. The Billion Dollar Man is actually a very rich man, even over the billion he brags of, a fortune he acquired through the stock market. These days he keeps exclusive company and disdains those who dont share his wealth, but that wasnt always the case. Once known by his given name, Paul Andrews, he grew up in the rough South Boston area with a lower income, but loving family. Paul longed for more, hoping one day hed never have to worry about money again. Such a lifestyle depressed Paul, and he abused alcohol heavily from his teen years until his mid twenties, when he turned his life around. Determined, he worked three separate jobs to put himself through college, where in some economics classes, he found his talent for the stock market. So talented was Paul, he was transferred to Boston University where he graduated. Not long after graduation, his skills won him a nice little job as a stockbroker, before he began a meteoric rise to Wall Street, and hasnt looked back since.

Name: Randy Mann

Height: 6'3

Weight: 243 lbs

From: Hollywood California

Finishing Move: The Body Shot- Money Shot

Theme: Dr. Love by Kiss

Bio: As the name suggests, Randy Mann is indeed a star of adult cinema, but even the most devout fans of skin flicks would probably fail to recognize him. Randy was just like any other Hollywood hopeful, looking to make it big as a movie or television star. Like many others, he was lost amongst a sea of many more failed stars, but would rebound by turning to the seedier side of Hollywood. Randy gave the booming adult film industry a shot, where he also failed to make a big splash, but found work on the lower level of the business. His work is what youd find at dirty flea markets, or peddled in alleys out of the back of vans, but that doesnt mean he isnt the hardest working man in porn. Randy manages to crank out around 47 films a year, most of which he writes himself. His most popular works are undoubtedly those in the "Randy Manns Private Party" series, of which there have been 112 made, with more possibly on the way. Randy prefers a scientific style of wrestling, and is only getting better as time progresses.

Name: Disco Danny

Height: 6'0

Weight: 234 lbs

From: New York City, New York

Finishing Move: The Disco Drop- The One and Only

Theme: Night Fever by the Bee Gees

Bio: Disco Danny, while not old enough to have fully enjoyed the 70's, is certainly enamored by the decade. Danny owns and operates a record store, at which the era he loves is alive and well. Danny favors light technical wrestling with street-style brawling.

Name: Jimmy Jam

Height: 6'1

Weight: 230 lbs

From: Los Angeles California

Finishing Move: The Rocker Dropper- The move of the same name

Theme: Nothin' But a Good Time by Poison

Bio: Jimmy Jam and Disco Danny seem to be kindred spirits. They both own record shops that appear to be trapped in a time warp, honoring their favorite decade, in Jams case, the 80's. Also they share similar ring styles, which may explain their teaming as well as their friendship, and the two, along with X, form Generation Gap. Jimmy Jams knowledge of 80's metal is unmatched, and neither is his collection of 80's era concert shirts, (which are part of his ring attire) and a bevy of other merchandise from the same time period.

Name: X

Height: 6'0

Weight: 228 lbs

From: Seattle Washington

Finishing Move: The X-Factor- Move of the same name

Theme: Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana

Bio: X makes up the third part of the SWF superstars who are a throwback to a different time, and for X, thats the era of early 90's grunge. Born Scotty Phillips, X was raised in a wealthy family, residing in Pine Bluffs Wyoming. Tired of the preppie clothes and materialistic lifestyle, as a teen he took off to Seattle where he changed his name to X, and became drawn into the grunge movement. Sure, his stake in the family business (meat manufacturing) is what has paid for everything , but he stays true to the movement. X isnt a high flyer, but wrestles fast paced brawls, with moderate scientific moves tossed in.

Name: The Freedom Fighter

Height: 6'2

Weight: 248 lbs

From: Washington D.C.

Finishing Move: The Star Spangled Slam- Angle Slam

Theme: Free by Powerman 5000

Bio: The Freedom Fighter comes from a long line of policeman, firefighters, and war veterans, and takes great pride in the greatest damn country in the world, the United States of America . A former park ranger himself, The Freedom Fighter will go to any lengths to defend the honor of his country, and does so in the ring using his world-class technical, and even brawling skills. Hes rather big, but is even stronger than his 6'2 248 lbs frame would suggest, The Freedom Fighter could get a 400 lbs man up for his finisher a lot easier than many would believe.

 

Name: Xavier Hawthorne III

Height: 6'0

Weight: 230 lbs

From: Danbury Connecticut

Finishing Move: The Morality Kick- Superkick

Theme: Losing My Religion by R.E.M.

 

Bio: Xavier Hawthorne III is a long time wrestling fan, however due to the risque nature of todays wrestling programming, he became fed-up with it, deciding to take action himself as a defender of all he feels in right and just. It may sound noble, but Xavier is a zealot whos version of ethics are far more strict than most of us. He refuses to engage in any sort of hardcore, ladder, cage, or any other match he sees as being excessively violent. Hawthorne wrestles a clean, mat-based match, keeping in line with his position on the business.

Name: Crazy Phil

Height: 6'1

Weight: 234

From: Has no home

Finishing Move: The Crazy Crusher- Unprettier

Theme: What Its Like by Everlast

Bio: Phils story is a sad one, the life long fan once had a family and a nice home, but lost it all to alcohol and gambling. Upon his wife and two kids leaving , and having his house foreclosed, Phil sunk deeper into his depression and vices. Eventually, after living on the streets, without money to support his habits, he broke down and was admitted to the psych ward at a local hospital, what was his hometown of Portland Oregon. The experience changed, and possibly saved his life, and he got a job down at the docks until fate intervened. Extreme brought his search for stars to the area, and Phil just had to go and try out. Wrestling was all that Phil had left in life that he enjoyed, so he gave it all he had. Phil is an older man, in average shape for a man his age, and not very skilled, however Extreme was so impressed by the sheer heart and emotion Phil exhibited, he signed him, even trained with him to make him a better athlete. He may not be all that great in the ring , but as said above he gives everything in his body and soul, fighting for his very life, striving to pick up the pieces of his shattered existence.

 

Name: Octane

Height: 6'10 ½

Weight: 328 lbs

From: Detroit Michigan

Finishing Move: Empty Tank- Jackknife Powerbomb

Theme: Devils Dance by Metallica

Bio: Octane is the silent ex-trucker/bouncer from the Motor City, brought in by Petey Pizzazz to act as his bodyguard. Octane made a strong impression during his SWF tryout with his great brawling ability, strength, and speed for such a big man. His Empty Tank finisher rivals any other powerbomb in the business.

 

Name: The Janitor

Height: 6'0

Weight: 232

From: Chicago Illinois

Finishing Move: The Clean Sweep- The Stroke

Theme: F*ck The World by The Insane Clown Posse

Bio: This man got his start after getting a gig cleaning up wrestling training facilities, and training in the ring after everyone left. He eventually signed up and became a good brawler, which most whove seen him attribute to his very violent temper. The man is just pissed off at everyone for his station in life, it was that bitterness which may have secured him a job, for Extreme liked the anger in his promos and ring work.

 

Name: Tripp

Height: 6'0

Weight: 226 lbs

From: Milwaukee Wisconsin

Finishing Move: The Stoner Smash- Jumping Tornado DDT

Theme: Dont Like The Drugs But The Drugs Like Me by Marilyn Manson

Bio: When this lazy stoner finally got the boot from his parents house, he pursued wrestling. He sharpened his skills enough to land a job with the SWF, his style of choice is a more fast-paced match.

 

Name: The Shadow

Height: 5'9

Weight: 190

From: Tokyo Japan

Finishing Move: The Flying Wizard Kick- Same as name implies

Theme: Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei

Bio: The Shadow is a silent individual with a style eerily reminiscent of another SWF star, Quow Ling , who Shadow partners with as the Black Dragons. Shadow is one of the most exciting, and gifted stars on the SWF roster, and with Quow as the Black Dragons, the two are one of the SWFs greatest teams.

 

Name: Boppo the Clown

Height: 6'2

Weight: 260 lbs

From: The Circus

Finishing Move: The Last Laugh- Sitting Front Suplex

Theme: Psycho Circus by Kiss

Bio: This rotund clown once brought joy to many children, but now just wants to hurt people. He says he was simply tired of dealing with obnoxious kids all the time. His interesting character is what drew interest the Boppo, but he is a decent brawler, and does his best work in hardcore matches.

 

Name: Repo

Height: 6'1

Weight: 233

From: Unknown

Finishing Move: Steals one from a famous wrestler

Theme: Steals a famous wrestling theme

Bio: Hes called Repo since he steals the personality, moves, wrestling gear, and music of famous wrestlers. Repo has no distinguishing characteristics of his own, but the gimmick of copying a famous wrestler is good for a laugh, so he got a job in the SWF.

 

Name: Yeti

Height: 7'7

Weight: 500 lbs

From: Mysterious Origin

Finishing Move: Giant Drop- Rydien Bomb

Theme: None

Bio: The man is 7'7 500 lbs! Thats why he got hired! He is just amazingly large and menacing , how could Extreme pass up on this beast? Yeti doesnt speak, but growls, and we dont know why he hides under a giant fur suit with a weird mask that has red eyes, but whos gonna tell him to take it off?

Name: Captain Fantastic

Height: 6'3

Weight: 254 lbs

From: Unknown

Finishing Move: The Crime Stopper-TKO

Theme: Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down

Bio: Maybe the years of running a comic book store has had some mental affect on him, since Cpt. Fantastic feels that he is a superhero, only in the SWF to rid it of evil. He is in great shape though, with superior strength and surprising speed, with a good variety of technical ability as well. He combines those attributes to make him quite the well-rounded individual, who said comic nerds were all un-athletic?

 

Name: Ayatollah Sheik

Height: 6'0

Weight: 241

From: Sari Iran

Finishing Move: The Camel Clutch- The move of the same name

Theme: Wherever I May Roam by Metallica

Bio: This Iranian strongman has been a world class weightlifter and amateur wrestler for some time, but has always wanted the to be in the spotlight of pro wrestling. He says that one of the biggest reasons for joining the SWF is to silence The Freedom Fighter for his "Pro USA rhetoric". The self proclaimed Ayatollah excels in both powerhouse brawling , and scientific wrestling.

 

Name: Charles Gunn

Height: 6'5

Weight: 243

From: Dallas Texas

Finishing Move: The Gunnslinger -The move of the same name

Theme: Rodeo by Garth Brooks

Bio: He was recommended by current SWF superstar, Rory Rogers. Gunn and Rogers were rivals in junior rodeos for a few years before becoming best friends, and both ended up going pro. They continued their friendship, and each hold three pro Bull Riding titles, even though on a few of their wins, they had to beat each other. This Texan loves a fight, and does his best work in brawls.

 

Name: Tex Gentry

Height: 5'11

Weight: 234

From: Nashville Tennessee

Finishing Move: The Tennessee Jam- The Move of the same name

Theme: Tennessee River by Alabama

Bio: Despite being named Tex, Gentry was born and bred in Nashville Tennessee. Tex is a rather skilled technical wrestler, but mixes some fast paced moves to give him a truly unique style. While quite talented, Tex seems more interested in getting himself a career as a country music star, thinking he can use the SWFs national exposure to secure a record deal.

 

Name: Beef Macho

Height: 5'11

Weight: 236

From: Hollywood California

Finishing Move: Beefy Bomb

Theme: Macho Man by The Village People

Bio: Beef Macho was Randy Manns mentor in the adult film industry, actually being the man who discovered him, and directed his first few films. Macho and Randy then became partners, and they run a small studio together to this day. Randy actually trained Macho himself, and he favors a brawling style.

 

Soon to come: All the newest talents that aren't yet listed