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Real World Top 10 Cast Members

1. Norman- New York: Norman was the bisexual artist from the first season, he was goofy and always livened things up. Plus when Julie said that Kevin threw a candle holder at her, he flipped out and the usually reserved Norman looked like he was gonna kick somebody's ass.

 

2. Lars-Stockholm(London): Lars was never in the middle of any of the major stories, but he emitted coolness and you could just tell he was the man. He didn't cause trouble or get involved in the drama, because he was above all that. The Fonz wishes he was as cool as pimp daddy Lars, he is also a DJ and doesn't use some dumb DJ name, he's just "DJ Lars", truly Lars is the greatest cast member ever.

 

3. Genesis-Boston: Genesis is your everyday run of the mill lesbian with a rough childhood from a conservative southern town. Like the almighty Lars, she stayed away from most of the drama, except for what she put on herself. She came off as a genuinely sweet person, who you'd want as a friend.

 

4. Dan-Miami: Dan was very Norman-esque, sure he was also gay but he also had that goofiness that made him so likable. He really made me a fan during his shouting fest with Melissa, which was one of the greatest moments in television history.

 

5. Lori-Back to New York(Season 10): What can you say about Lori? She's just so cute, and has a similar personality as me, making her easy to relate to. She was always looking for love, but never found it sadly. Lori is a goddess and she should get her own show so I can bask in her glory once again. Imagine if you will the holy union of Lars and Lori, doesnt it sound beautiful? I swear, when I have kids I'm gonna name them Lars and Lori.

 

6. Colin-Hawaii: Colin is a cool surfer dude who had a thing with fellow cast mate Amaya, then when it went sour and she became obsessed, it never even phased him, Colin just let everything roll off his back and moved on. The great and powerful Lars tips his hat to you Colin.

 

7. Jon-Los Angeles: Jon may be a southern country music sensation, but he is also a Hulk Hogan fan, and has made several references to him while he was a part of the show. I gotta give a fellow Hulkamaniac props so Jon, I salute you.

 

8. Puck-San Francisco: He's an obvious choice since all he ever did was stir up trouble and make life miserable for his roommates. Puck equals ratings and entertainment so they always bring him back for the special Real World/Road Rules stuff, and he never disappoints.

 

9. Elka-Boston: Elka is a Lori level goddess, a sweet and virtuous soul that is to be worshiped by millions. Elka can do no wrong because if she were to, the world would unravel and cease to exist. Elka also a name I would consider for a daughter, or even (if I could be so lucky) a wife.

 

10. Pedro-San Francisco: Pedro touched people around the world, as he was the first gay-minority who also suffered from Aids to be featured on television. He was very active in HIV/Aids awareness programs and gave many their first hard look at the disease, sadly he died in 1994, but his message is still strong and he'll never be forgotten by those who knew him.

 

 

 

Real World Top Ten Moments

1. Stephen Slaps Irene and Nathan utters the immortal line-Seattle: To set the scene, Irene, who was suffering from Lyme disease became increasingly unstable and decided to leave the show. While she was preparing to go, her and cast member Stephen (also a rival of her's) butted heads once more. Irene then scored the verbal KO on her way to the car by saying "A relationship between you and I would never work out because you're a Homosexual Stephen." Sure, its not the most mature insult but Stephen does fit the stereotypical profile, and he must've heard stuff like that all his life because he was really pissed. First he snagged a teddy bear of Irene's and tossed it in the nearby ocean water, when this didn't draw a response he chased her car as it pulled away and got it to stop, when it did, he then pulled open the door and smacked Irene across the face. It wasn't very hard, but the action caused shock from the rest of the cast and nearly got him booted off the show. While this was going on, southern born Nathan, in full accent replied "She called you a HOMO?" Nathan's accent made the word "Homo" sound more like a guy hocking a loogie, giving the event that little something extra, making it legendary.

 

2. Dan vs Melissa-Miami: One of the greatest moments in the history of all time took place when Melissa opened a letter of personal significance that was meant for Dan, who upon hearing this became enraged and completely dropped his usually pleasant demeanor. He confronted Melissa, and in his increasing anger called her a "Stupid Bitch"! She was none too pleased with that, and she did the unthinkable, she called Dan a "F'n Flamer"! Dan's response was a shocked gesture that a stereotypical gay man might make after such a statement. I anxiously await the day when I can use the line "Was it your's to F'n open, YOU STUPID BITCH!" in the proper context.

 

3. Norman gets pissed-New York (Season 1): The whole thing started when an off camera argument with Julie and Kevin ended with Kevin supposedly throwing a heavy metal candle holder at Julie. When the rest of the roomies arrived Julie told then what happened, much to their shock. Norman however was angered the most and went FACE TO FACE with Kevin, all the while looking like he was going to kill him. This was not typical Norman behavior, but it made one thing clear.... DONT MESS WITH NORMAN!

 

4. Puck Sticks his fingers in the Peanut Butter-San Francisco: Puck had already been established as a less than sanitary individual by the time this occurred, so its wasn't anything other than Puck being Puck, however this action was the last straw for Pedro. Pedro and Puck had been at odds since day one, but this one trivial, albeit disgusting act, sent Pedro into a tirade, as if his honor or that of someone he loved had been disgraced. God rest his soul, but Pedros thick Spanish accent caused this whole situation to be ten times funnier than it had any right to be. He went so far as to make an ultimatum that either he or Puck would move out. The universally loved Pedro was the obvious choice to stay and Puck made his exit from the show.

 

5. Jon wears a Hulk Hogan shirt and a cowboy hat and boots to the beach-Los Angeles: As a Hogan fan this had to be mentioned, plus the addition of the cowboy gear gives the look rustic sensibility.

 

6. Montana's Boyfriend flips out over the phone when he finds out she cheated on him-Boston: When Montana fessed up to cheating on her boyfriend Raj during a phone conversation, he didn't take it too well. Courtesy of the hook-up in the phones of the Real World house, the viewing audience was able to hear an extremely angry Raj scream out every obscenity in the book, condemning Montana's trampy ways.

 

7. Theo makes Tonya cry-Chicago: There aren't too many cast members I hate on the show, but Tonya is one of the precious few worthy to make that list. She suffers medical problems with her Kidneys and all, but does that mean she should constantly whine about EVERYTHING? And whenever the group wants to do something together Tonya is the first to decline the invitation. Theo, someone who sees Tonya for who she really is, was never afraid to let his feelings be known and on this particular ride to work he really let her have it. Honestly he didn't yell or even say much, but Tonya cried anyways. The best part (besides the crying) was Tonya's pleas to the other roommates to get him to stop. She milked the opportunity to cry for all it was worth while some of the others did their best holding back laughter.

 

8. The Miami Sex Scandal-Miami: Mike decided to go to a club and while there he picked up some waitress. They went back to the house and asked Melissa to join them in the hot tub. After a while the three took off to the shower, while the other roomies, now aware something was going on did their best to spy. Dan, Flora, and Sara went outside right in front on the shower window, where they heard suspicious noises and saw someones hands. Not satisfied with this Dan and Sara tried to shove Flora through the window! The window broke, however when Melissa suddenly reappeared she was wet and in a towel, evidence she was with Mike and the waitress in the shower! For a long time after the fact both Mike and Melissa were quiet about the incident, but recently it came to light that Mike, Melissa and the Waitress were all in fact present in the shower! The details remain unknown but who knows, maybe someone will talk eventually!

 

9. Lars does his thing-Stockholm(London): Lars the epitome of style, made good use of his time in England. The German native searched for a club to spin his oh so funky beats, yet maintained the sophistication required for it to be graced with his presence. He got his chance to shine at a giant blowout the group had at the house, as he spun, and spun, and spun out the hits like nobody else, until the break of dawn.

 

10. Teck acts like an idiot-Hawaii: Teck has a storied history of making a complete fool of himself. Like on the first day, stripping naked and jumping in the pool with fellow cast member Ruthie, as he frolicked nakedly in the water he greeted his other roommates (who he was meeting for the first time) with inquiries about themselves, if you consider screaming out in his high pitched voice "ARE YOU GAY? ARE YOU GAY?". Or when he pranced his skinny ass around in speedos proclaiming himself to be John Wayne. But he was very personable, like taking his roommate Matt to a Strip Club that he exclaimed was "Full Nude, Dawg." He also made sure to bring his newly made stripper friends over the house constantly, to make sure we all knew that he was a big time player.