SWF Main Event 10/9/04

Vance: Welcome to SWF Main Event! Tonight promises to be a big night of SWF action, all leading up to the upcoming Halloween night spectacular, Halloween Hell! Here's Dean to give you the rundown of tonight's broadcast!

Dean: Well, in tag team action, the bizarre teaming of Lt. Jim Dingle & Buffalo Billy will square off against the alliance of Belding & Principal Vernon!

For the SWF Hardcore title, champion Walter will defend against Alabama Man!

Tony Ramon will also be in action, as he goes one on one with JuJu!

Beef Macho will do battle with Xavier Hawthorne III!

In the main event, we will see an 8 Man tag match, where SWF World champion, Octane teams with the newly named # 1 contenders for the Tag Team titles, The Suicide Brothers, and The Janitor to do battle with all 3 members of Cash Inc & Petey Pizzazz!

On top of those matches, Silkky Smooth, fresh off the injuries he sustained in a Stretcher match at War Games, will be live on Petey's Parlor!

But that's not all, with some important announcements pertaining to Halloween Hell, live via satellite, we will speak to SWF Commissioner "Rowdy" Robert Piper (HUGE pop from fans), who is away on a business trip!


Vance: With all that on tap, we better get started, so let's KICK IT OFF!


Beef Macho vs Xavier Hawthorne III
Dean points out the recent feuding of these men's respective factions, stirred up by their match at War Games. Both men come out solo, but after they exchange some opening punches, Reverend soon comes out to observe! Seeing this in the back, Randy Mann walks out to keep his eye on Rev! As Beef & Xavier brawl it out in the ring, Randy & Rev start exchanging words, then get in each other's faces, causing F&D's ally, Daimon to come down to back Rev up! The ref sees all this going on, and before it comes to blows, he boots them all from ringside! This causes action in the ring to stop, both men seeing their partners run off, when Xavier uses this distraction to pull out some brass knux, and lay out Beef! The ref turns around, as Xavier covers the KO'd Beef, with fans booing heartily! 1-2-3! Xavier steals the win!
*Winner* Xavier Hawthorne III

Post Match: Xavier runs off, joining his buddies who still hadn't made it to the back yet, while Randy opts to race to the ring and help up his partner. Randy goes to help a dazed Beef to the back, then, all the sudden, the music of "Rowdy" Robert Piper hits! Randy helps Beef, up, and the duo stop to watch the screen, to see if he is going to speak.

Fans going crazy as the big screen reveals RRP in some kind of deluxe trailer or bus it seems. The graphic only says he's live, not where he is, but it appears he's on location at his movie set, and changed into the RRP attire. RRP is sitting on a plush chair in the spacious trailer, smiling, and he addresses the fans:

RRP: Greetings, SWF fans, Randy Mann, & Beef Macho! (big pop) It's me, "Rowdy" Robert Piper, coming at you LIVE, from where you ask? Well, I WAS on business in England for reasons you'll have to find out later, so I decided to pop on by my buddy Extreme Superstar's movie set (big pop/laughs at the mention of Extreme/himself), which is in the area for one of the big scenes, before he's off to Egypt to do the rest of it. Extreme was kind enough to let me use his trailer to do this announcement (fans laugh at the joke) while he films some of his scenes. Angelica Summers was here too (nice pop for her), but she is in the movie I guess, so she's filming too. Anyways, down to business. (to Randy/Beef in the ring) Randy, Beef, I saw what just went down, and this whole situation with you guys and Faith & Devotion needs resolution. Tell you what, at Halloween Hell, you'll your chance at revenge, against Faith & Devotion, with Daimon barred from ringside, under any stipulation you want! (big pop, we see Beef/Randy are pleased by this) So fellas, what kind of match do you want?

We cut to Beef/Randy, who are conferring, then agree on something, and Beef is given a mic to make it official:
Beef(riled up): We want to make Reverend & Xavier pay, and we're gonna do it by putting their asses through some tables! (big pop) So we want a Tables match! (fans keep cheering)

We cut back to RRP, who is nodding his head in approval, then he responds:

RRP: If it's a Tables match you want, that's just what your gonna get! (big pop, we cut to see the happy Beef/Randy walk off, satisfied) Now, onto other Halloween Hell matches, we know The Suicide Brothers are set to face Cash Inc for the tag belts (big pop), and as for other title matches, I'm still finalizing matches for some of those, but have settled on a U.S. title match. U.S. champion, The Freedom Fighter will have to defend against 5 title contenders, in a 6 Man Endurance match! The way this works is, two men randomly start, then fight it out until one has been eliminated, at which time the next participant in queue will take the eliminated man's place, and so on until one man is left as the winner, and U.S. champion. The 5 men Freedom will have to face are, Petey Pizzazz, JuJu, Tony Ramon, and The Mercenary. I hope to have more on the PPV card for you next week, bit I better get going, Extreme's filming is wrapping for the night, and a group of us are gonna hit the town. I'll talk to you next week then........

All the sudden, there is a knock on the trailer door, and RRP tells the person to come in. We cut to see EXTREME SUPERSTAR walk in! The fans are stunned, then they applaud, since this is neat use of special effects. RRP/Extreme then have a short conversation(!):

Extreme(smiling, then he high fives RRP!): What's up RRP? You ready to go man?

RRP: You know me, Extreme (both turn and smile at the camera, acknowledging the joke, causing the fans to laugh), I'm always ready!

Extreme: Good. Angelica, Catherine (as in Extreme's co-star Catherine Zeta Jones Vance points out), and Al (Al Pacino, as Vance also points out) are waiting.

Both men then turn to the camera, smile, and simultaneously say "See ya later folks!" while both give a goodbye salute before walking out of the trailer as we cut back live, where everyone is impressed with the cool use of effects, reminiscent of when the WWF had Mick Foley's 3 alter egos, Mankind, Dude Love, and Cactus Jack interact on Raw. We head back to Vance & Dean, where Vance says what a formidable team RRP & Extreme are, and how it was nice to finally see them together. Dean adds "Yeah, I've been wondering if the ever would be in the same room at the same time. It's funny how when one is there, the other is nowhere to be found". As the two laugh, Vance gets word on his earpiece of a disturbance backstage!

We cut backstage to the locker room, where officials have swarmed the area to see Jack Suicide laying bloody, and unconscious on the floor! Mike Suicide is there too, pretty upset obviously over the apparent attack to his brother. In the background, you can see Joe Money & Jahalaman Jaffe, who start running when they see the camera! They had to have been the attackers as Dean points out, because they are slated to face the Suicides at the PPV for the Tag titles, not to mention Jack hasn't been in great health recently! Near the scene of the incident is a metal pipe, and battered steel chair which no doubt, were used to do the job. Mike, really upset, is at his brothers side, while people come to help, and a crew member comes in, with a cell phone, saying RRP is on the line! RRP, apparently was phoned about the incident, and the crew member says he is not happy with what happened. RRP apparently is setting back up the SWF cameras there with him to do another live feed, and address the situation. As Jack is put on a stretcher, with Mike requesting to wait for him before he is taken away, the locker room monitor shows RRP! RRP, speaking directly to Mike, addresses the situation.

RRP(serious): Mike? You there?

Mike: Yeah, can you hear me?

RRP: Yes I can. Listen, I'm really sorry about what happened to your brother, you just go ahead with him to the hospital and see if he's ok. I'll find people to take your place in the match tonight.

Mike: Thanks, appreciate it. (Goes to leave before RRP speaks again, and he stops)

RRP: One more thing before you go Mike. We both know Cash Inc did it, I saw the footage of them running off in the background, and we know they want you and your brother out of the title picture at Halloween Hell, so they attacked him because he hasn't been 100% lately, but I can promise you this (gets serious): No matter what happens, you WILL have your chance to pay them back, and take their titles at Halloween Hell! (BIG pop) Let's just see if Jack's going to be ok, and I'll have something worked out by next week.

Mike nods, says thanks, and walks off to go with his brother, as we cut back to Vance & Dean, who hope everything works out, then bash Cash Inc for their awful actions. This also allows them to discuss the missing females situation. They say that one of the suspects, being the alleged crazed fan was spotted, but not arrested. As for the missing crew member, he is still un-contacted on his supposed vacation, but should be cleared, or taken in custody upon his return next week. As for The Dead, he hasn't been seen anywhere since, and nobody can figure out where he's at. Vance & Dean plea for the females safe return, as we go to the ring for the next match, that of Lt. Jim Dingle, who has been working on the case for the SWF.

Lt. Jim Dingle & Buffalo Billy vs Belding & Vernon
Dean comments on the strange union of Dingle/Billy, saying their weird ways do make them a compatible team, however, Billy might be too bizarre, even for Dingle. As for their opponents, Vance says they have united during their attempts to take down mutual enemies, The Breakfast Club. Billy starts with Belding, dominating him, before Belding scurries off to tag Vernon, who fares much better. Billy gets frustrated, and goes into his insane rage again, before deciding to tag a frightened Dingle, who gets a big pop when he enters. Dingle uses technical prowess to take down Vernon, causing Billy on the apron to act all giddy in delight. Vance comments on this behavior by saying "That Buffalo Billy has some mixed up wiring in his head. He's just not right upstairs". Vernon ends up making a desperation tag to Belding, but Dingle is on a roll, and soon nails the Dingle Drop! Vernon tries to break up a Dingle pin attempt, but Billy is there to cut him off at the pass. 1-2-3! Dingle picks up the win for his team!
*Winners* Lt. Jim Dingle & Buffalo Billy

Post Match: The winner celebrate by dancing to Dingle's music, as Dean comments on how they work well together as a team, and the duo seem to have taken a liking to each other, despite the occasional freak out by Billy.

We now cut to another promo for Halloween Hell, this one, starts by showing Extreme, in his ring gear, standing in a dark hallway, almost appearing as a silhouette, preparing to go to the ring it seems. His music then strikes up inside the arena, as we hear it, along with fans going crazy, then he starts his march towards the ring. The music stops, and a voice over narrates, saying, "He's known as the Innovator of Extreme, the undisputed king of the SWF", before we cut to clips of him kicking ass in the ring, with Vance screaming in excitement as Extreme celebrates a win, saying "Extreme Superstar has done it again!" and cut back as he continues his walk in the long, dark hallway. The voice over then states "He has taken the world by storm, and raised the bar to staggering heights", before we cut to more clips, with Vance saying "This building might just explode!" as Extreme plays up to the adoring crowd. We then cut to the back, as Extreme continues his walk, with a bright light in sight. As he walks through the light, we hear more fans cheering, then the camera goes through the light, revealing Extreme standing on the other side, not in any arena at all, but on the moonlit streets of Key West, and no fans in sight, as if he was thinking them in his head. The voice over kicks in as we see this, continuing it's statement, saying, "And on Halloween night, Extreme Superstar comes home!". The sun starts rapidly coming up, as Extreme gazes at it. As it raises completely, a burning sound is heard, as the Extreme Superstar logo burns itself in black onto the sun! We hear the sounds of people chanting for Extreme, as he starts to walk down the street, and we cut to a black screen, where it says "Prepare for the Extreme Homecoming" in orange, followed by the PPV ordering info screen. We then fade out, and go back to the arena, where Petey Pizzazz is standing by for Petey's Parlor!

Petey: Hello everyone! (loud boos, Petey ignores it), welcome to Petey's Parlor! As you can see, my friend, JuJu isn't here this week, as he is preparing for his upcoming match, immediately following the Parlor, and I have to hurry this along for my big main event coming up soon! So, without further ado, my guest, and interestingly enough, one of my opponents for Halloween Hell, Silkky Smooth!

Silkky walks out, with his buddy Jules, and a scowl on his face, to mostly boos, since he showed signs of being a heel at War Games during his match with Tony Ramon.

Petey: First off, how are you feeling? I know you are getting over injuries sustained during your War Games match.

Silkky(somewhat angry): I'm just fine, no thanks to that fool Tony Ramon! (boos for insulting Tony) He tried to take me right out the game, but I'm still here! (boos, Silkky is pissed) I just hope your boy JuJu whips him good in their match tonight! And make no mistake about it, at Halloween Hell, all whip all YOU fools for the U.S. title! (more boos)

Petey: Well, I have to disagree with your last statement. But, now, the reason I asked you here. What's with the change in attitude? I think everyone has seen the change in you recently, especially at War Games. After all, when the SWF was first starting, you were a top title contender, and fans liked you. What has gone on to facilitate such a transformation?

Silkky(angry): I'll tell you what's gone on, Petey, in trying to be the fun-loving popular guy, I was going soft! It was killing my career! I needed to revert back to by street days, when me and, (points to Jules) Jules here would crack heads all night long on the Vegas Strip! Fans didn't seem to take to my attitude I guess, so who needs em'! (big boos) Me and Jules are gonna do our own thing, and could care less if you cheer, or boo us! It's all about survival now, anything we can do to win! I'm tired of being some smiling-ass punk! With that in mind, my former friends, Randy Mann & Beef Macho can get to steppin'! It's me and Jules now, just like it always was! I don't need to be in your little group, "The Sex Connection"! Consider this my notice, and now, I'll put EVERYONE on notice, because Jules and I, are comin' for all y'all in the back! And, at That's all I got to say! (he and Jules storm off to his theme, and loud boos)

Petey: Well, you heard what he said, he's done with Sex Connection, he's out for himself, and doesn't care what you fans think (loud boos). That does it for this week, goodbye everyone! (Petey leaves to his music)

Tony Ramon vs JuJu
We see Petey walk from his Petey's Parlor set right down to the ring as JuJu follows to his music! Petey is going to stay for the match! Tony comes out, to a nice pop, looking wary at the presence of Petey. Tony doesn't have time to protest, as the bell rings, and JuJu jumps him, taking him down. JuJu keeps up his attack the first few minutes, but Tony turns it around, slowly building momentum, and getting fans behind him. As this goes on, Silkky Smooth makes his way down to the ring! Silkky makes his intentions known off the bat, jumping on the apron, and clocking Tony in the back when JuJu Irish whips him! The ref didn't see it, Petey distracted him! This draws out The Freedom Fighter, who, like everyone out here, is part of the U.S. title match at Halloween Hell, being the defending champ. I don't think he cares much for this unsportsmanlike display, as he pulls Silkky down from the apron, then blasts hi with a hard right hand! The Mercenary ends up running down, being in the U.S. title match too, and he attacks Freedom! The ref sees all the fighting on the outside, and turns to try to address the situation, as JuJu keeps beating on Tony, now joined by Petey! More officials end up coming down to break up the melee, and the ref turns back to the action, catching Petey & JuJu red handed in their cheating ways! The ref calls for the bell!
*Winner, by DQ* Tony Ramon

Post Match: Since they got DQed, and it's too late to change that, JuJu/Petey decide to keep beating on Tony, until Freedom breaks past the officials, and makes the save! Freedom runs the duo from the ring, and helps a dazed Tony up, before they stare at each other, than around the ringside area at all their opponents for the PPV, who all stare in suspicion at everyone else, realizing that alliances or not, they'll all be enemies at the event. Each man, even Petey & JuJu walk off on their own.


SWF Hardcore title match: Walter vs Alabama Man
Walter is getting more booed these days, since he is responsible for further injuring Jack Suicide, and some say those injuries allowed him to win/retain the belt against him, according to Vance. AM comes on strong from the start, wielding a big 2x4, but Walter fires back, and proves the more proficient brawler by knocking the object out of his hands before he gets hit with it. Walter does a blatant kick to the groin, then picks the 2x4 up himself, and takes a swing, belting AM across the chest! AM doubles over, so Walter hits him across the back! AM is down, so Walter goes to his trusty bowling bag, taking out his bowling ball! He's setting up for the big shot to the crotch! The fans actually pop for the move, and WHAM! Walter hits it, causing everyone to audibly cringe. AM is down for sure, and 1-2-3, Walter picks up the victory.
*Winner, and STILL SWF Hardcore Champion* Walter

We cut backstage, where Lt. Dingle is hanging out with Buffalo Billy, celebrating their win earlier by drinking fruit smoothies?! The two laugh it up, when a crew member arrives, with a package for Dingle, as we know is certainly from his stalker/the kidnapper, and the mood changes. Dingle opens it, as Billy observes. It's simply another clue, being a DVD box (no movie inside, a note says he doesn't need it) for the movie Howard's End, a really boring movie with Emma Thompson & Anthony Hopkins. Dingle is confuses, saying none of the clues make any sense at all. Billy wonders if maybe this dude is some kind of movie lover, and if he's sending his favorite films as clues. Dingle says that's a good thought, and the two rush off together, with Billy wanting to help on the case, do to his friendship with Dingle.

We head back to the announcers for preparation of the main event. They say they aren't sure who will be replacing the Suicides in the 8 man tag, but that we're about to find out. We kick it back to the ring, where the announcer intros Octane, to a huge pop, and he is joined by his partner, The Janitor, and THE BLACK DRAGONS! The Dragons are the replacement team!

Main Event: Octane, The Janitor, & The Black Dragons vs Cash Inc & Petey Pizzazz
Shadow starts with Joe, with Shadow laying a beating on him to the fans delight. Joe stumbles back to his corner to tag Petey, who reluctantly enters, takes some early punishment, then uses a thumb to the eye to shift the momentum. Petey uses his tech skills to ground Shadow, then he makes the tag to Jaffe, as not to waste all his energy yet, and Dean praises him for the smart decision. Jaffe really takes it to Shadow, who is in dire need of a tag. Somehow, after kicking out of an overhead belly to belly suplex, Shadow makes the diving tag to Janitor, who is all fired up! The fans pop major as Janitor beats down Jaffe, before Jaffe scurries to tag BDM. Fans rally behind Janitor, wanting to see him lay a beating on BDM, which, as BDM begs off, he storms in to do! Janitor tears BDM apart, until his whole team run in to break it up, drawing in Janitor's whole team! Everyone brawls it out for a minute, until it's broken up. BDM's team saved him, as the attack on Janitor turned the tide, and he is left in control. BDM hones in, trying to put the match away, but Janitor isn't willing to stay down, and he makes it to tag Quow in! Quow comes in, ready to unleash some furious martial arts, but BDM wisely tags Joe. Joe thwarts Quow's plans, taking Quow down and pummeling him. Vance points out how polished the team of Cash Inc & Petey is, saying Cash Inc have been partners for some time, and Petey is a good friend of theirs, so it works to their advantage. Quow is now left hurt, and needs to tag in their remaining fresh man, Octane, which is what fans are trying to will him to do. Quow does finally end up escaping Joe, and the tag is made to Octane! The fans explode as Octane does his steamroller routine, just running right over Joe, then Jaffe, and Petey when they try to make the save. BDM is busy on the outside, doing something as Octane starts beating on all 3 of his partners, with his own team running in to help. BDM then slides in during the battle, with a metal pipe (just like the one used to take out Jack Suicide!), and just nails Octane in the back of the knee with it! The ref was too busy with everyone else to notice! Octane drops like a ton of bricks, he looks hurt! BDM then tosses the pipe away, as he joins in the fight, and the ref has had enough, so he calls for the bell!
*No Contest*

Post Match: BDM gathers his team, and they hastily retreat, as everyone finally sees Octane laying on the mat, in serious pain, clutching his knee. Vance says the injury looks serious, and the faces all check on Octane as medical crews hit the scene, and Cash Inc & Petey look in triumph on their way to the back. Dean ponders if Octane may have very well been taken out indefinitely by BDM's attack, leaving his title reign in question.

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 10/2/04

We open with a recap of the War Games event, and Wednesday's awards show. Then, we see the intro, and go live:

Vance: Welcome to SWF Main Event! Tonight is going to be an action packed night, hot off the heels of War Games, and the SWF Awards, which no doubt stirred up some hostility. Dean, tell `em what's on tap tonight!

Dean: Inspired by being honored at the SWF Awards for being the first SWF TV champion, Captain Fantastic will challenge the newly crowned TV champion, Lt. Jim Dingle who stunned us all with his win at War Games! Also, after being victorious over Silkky Smooth, and putting him temporarily on the shelf in their War Games Stretcher match, Tony Ramon will take on Silkky's ally Jules, but it won't be a singles match! Tony has commandeered the services of The Freedom Fighter, while Jules has shelled out for the services of The Mercenary! In another match made from the fallout of War Games, The Janitor, who was a member of the winning Army of Extreme team in the War Games main event, will face The Billion Dollar Man, who was the General on the losing Cash Inc Army team, and said to still be fuming over his team's loss at the PPV! Also, we have a # 1 contender's match for the SWF Tag Team titles, where 14 teams will enter into an Endurance Battle Royal, with the winners going on to face the champions, Cash Inc at Halloween Hell! And, in the main event, SWF World Champion, Octane will defend against one half of the SWF Tag Team champions, Jahalaman Jaffe!

Vance: Well, let's KICK IT OFF!

SWF Television title match: Lt. Jim Dingle vs Captain Fantastic
Dingle is way over as a face, with fans popping big during his entrance, and booing his opponent, who is also supposed to be a face. Fantastic uses power to level an unsuspecting Dingle off the bat, with fans rallying behind Dingle for a comeback. Dean points out how popular Dingle is becoming, which Vance attributes to his zany antics. Dingle eventually makes a comeback after kicking out of a pin following a sideslam. Dingle starts firing off punches, then uses an elbow to drop Fantastic to a big pop. Dingle keeps on him, but Fantastic fights back to control once more. Dingle keeps plugging away, turning the tide again, then suddenly planting his Dingle Drop finisher! The crowd cheers, and count along as Dingle goes for the pin, 1...................2................3! Dingle retains!
*Winner, and STILL SWF Televison Champion* Lt. Jim Dingle

Post Match: Dingle celebrates with his belt, dancing horribly like he always does, with fans loving it. Vance talks about how impressive Dingle was, saying that he has some serious wrestling skill.

We back to the announcers, who remind us that Extreme Superstar is gone until the end of the month (which fans boo heavily), shooting scenes in Egypt for his big feature film debut, Best Served Cold, starring Extreme, Catherine Zeta Jones, and Al Pacino. Angelica Summers, being his girlfriend, went with Extreme, so she is gone as well, which is said to be smart, so she doesn't become the next victim of the crazed kidnapper. Playing up on the joke of Extreme pretending not to be "Rowdy" Robert Piper, they say RRP is on a "business trip", which "coincidentally" is for the same length of time as Extreme's absence. RRP is said to be handling the booking via phone/fax, and watching SWF as he's away, so he knows what's going on. Vance says not to worry though, "both men" (and Angelica) will return for the grand Halloween Hell PPV, as it will hail from Extreme's birthplace of Key West Florida. From there, we cut to a promo for Halloween Hell, showing a bunch of people in various Halloween costumes running down the street at night, towards the waters of Key West as the voice over says "He left long ago, but it was destined that he'd return someday..........and on Halloween night.............he finally arrives!". People are all gathered on the beach in awe, staring at the giant Extreme Superstar logo that has formed in the night sky out of light. The voice over kicks in again, saying "Prepare for the Extreme Homecoming! When he arrives.........Key West will never be the same again!". All the sudden, lightening strikes the water from the logo in the sky, as a silhouetted Extreme Superstar appears to rise from the water! We hear the scream from the other promos, followed by the PPV info hitting the screen as it fades to the Halloween Hell logo.


Tony Ramon & The Freedom Fighter vs Jules & The Mercenary
Tony & Freedom get good pops, as Jules, seemingly a heel now, and Merc get booed heavily. Tony starts with Jules, and tosses Jules back in a lockup, so Jules tags in Merc. Merc comes on strong, but Tony doesn't run, and fights right back, doing rather well, much to the fans delight. Merc eventually wears Tony down, and gets him in trouble, in desperate need of the tag. Fans try to will Tony up to make the tag to Freedom, as Freedom leads them in their efforts. Merc tries a slam, and Tony blocks, turning it into a small package, getting a close 2 count. Tony uses this as the chance to fight back, then tag in Freedom! As the fans get behind the hot tag as it's known, Freedom comes in the proverbial house of fire, ala Marty Jannetty, dominating Merc, before Merc makes the tag to Jules. Jules turns the tables, fighting through Freedom's flurry, and slowing it down to a brawl, which he excels at. Now Freedom is in need of the tag, with Tony calling out for it. During this part, Dean in the booth gets some troubling news, and flees the booth, as Vance tells us to hold on until the end of the match for an update. Back to the match, Freedom rallies, and eventually gets the tag! Tony comes in, kicks ass, then takes out Merc as he runs in to help his partner, before getting Jules into position for The Edge! Tony nails it! 1-2-3, it's over!
*Winners* Tony Ramon & The Freedom Fighter

Post Match: The winners celebrate, when we suddenly cut backstage, where Dean is waiting to tell us why he left the booth.

Dean says the reason he took off during the match is because word got to him that Breakfast Club's Freak & Rich Girl have become the latest kidnaping victims, just discovered they were gone! With Angelica safely with Extreme, Dean had to cover the story, and it also means ALL the SWF female talents, outside Angelica are gone! Dean brings in Lt. Jim Dingle, who has been working on the case. Dean asks him about the clue he got at War Games, being the DVD box for the film "The Mangler". Dingle says he isn't quite sure if it means anything, or is merely a scare tactic, but the police have narrowed it down to 3 suspects. Apparently, the person who did it had access to the backstage area, and blended in, with there being no other way someone without a backstage pass could get through. The first suspect is a fan who got a backstage pass, and is said to have been lurking around on all the dates the girls went missing, then seemingly disappear. He is said to fit the slender build of the masked kidnapper. The fan spent most of his time chatting it up with the missing females, which gives credence to the theory he did it. The fan also apparently was backstage earlier, then left before he could be questioned. Police are trying to locate the fan as we speak. The next suspect is a crew member, who apparently also took off moments ago, before they realized The Freak & The Rich Girl were missing. This crew member is said to be a bit reserved and shy, making him suspicious, plus he fits the physical bill, not to mention drives a white van like the kidnapper. He was around during all the dates the girls were missing, and could have easily rushed off with them, taken them somewhere, and returned before anyone knew what was going on. The crew member was in a hurry to leave earlier though after doing some backstage work, saying he had to catch a flight to Mexico for a vacation with friends. The plane he was supposed to board never took off due to mechanical problems, and all passengers were given vouchers for another flight, so no record is there to see if he took it and boarded another plane. Dingle says police will have a hard time tracking him in Mexico, and he isn't scheduled back until the 12th. The third suspect is The Dead, who fits the physical bill as well, and has been stalking around the arena, despite not being scheduled to wrestle on the dates the females have gone missing. Dead was in the building earlier, and when a crew member spotted him, he sheepishly took off, then 10 minutes later, the girls were found to be missing. A crew member suddenly rushes in, then hands Dingle an envelope, which we have come to expect from his stalker/the kidnapper. Dingle opens it, to reveal a note saying "Here's your next clue", attached to the DVD of the film Married to the Mob. Dingle is confused by this, and he takes off to show the evidence to other authorities, while Dean kicks it back to Vance.


Vance does a rundown of the SWF Awards show that aired Wednesday to give Dean time to return to the booth. He says Extreme swept the awards, racking up 7 honors, including Best Wrestler. Dean makes it back, and we go back to the ring for the next match.


The Janitor vs The Billion Dollar Man
Janitor gets a huge pop, and BDM gets the expected big boos, making him even angrier than he first appeared. Janitor comes on strong, but BDM is in a foul mood tonight, and clocks him one right back, sending Janitor to the canvas! Vance points out the angered BDM, but Janitor is not going to take this laying down, and retaliates, with BDM unable to match him in a brawl. Frustrated, BDM bails after being pounded on, drawing mega heel heat. Janitor doesn't give him any time to recover, and follows him outside! Janitor goes on the attack, but BDM turns and blatantly nails him with a field goal like kick into the crotch! The entire crowd seems to have felt it, and let out an "OOH!", as the ref has no choice but to call for the bell.
*Winner, by DQ* The Janitor

Post Match: BDM isn't done yet, he keeps beating on Janitor before running him into the steel ring steps! Janitor crashes hard in the steps as officials swarm him, and pull him away. BDM looks like a man possessed, as he walks to the back, with the fans really letting him have it with the boos. Dean says BDM has "simply snapped" due to his recent in-ring failures.

We head back to the booth as Janitor is helped to the back, so Vance & Dean can run down the rules for the # 1 Contendership Tag Team Endurance Battle Royal. 14 teams are entered, and two teams will start it off. The only way to eliminate your opponents is throw them out over the top rope like a normal battle royal. Both members of a team must be tossed, and once one whole team is gone, the next team enters, and so on until only one team, or team representative is left. The catch here is, if it comes down to two men from different teams, they can join forces, and take the title shot for themselves as a team, or eliminate the other man so their official team can win the title shot. With the rules explained, we then head to ringside for the match.

Before the ring announcer can kick off the match, Sex Connection's Beef Macho & Randy Mann come walking to the ring w/ mics! Randy recaps the duo's loss to Faith & Devotion, which came to an end when F&D's monster, Daimon took them out, and allowed The Reverend to pin Randy. Beef says they are pissed, and say they hope to toss F&D out in the # 1 Contendership Tag Team Battle Royal that's supposed to have started. Randy reveals he and Beef are the first team in the match, and they are ready to go, right now! They toss their mics out, and the bell rings to start the match!

# 1 Contendership Tag Team Endurance Battle Royal
We know Randy/Beef are team # 1, and team # 2 soon hit the ring........Boppo & Repo, known as Tuns of Fun! Boppo runs out, but Repo is missing as usual, preparing for his big entrance. As poor Boppo fends off Beef/Randy, we hear the sound of Big Show's music hit! Out comes Repo, dressed as Big Show, trying to look as imposing as show, but failing since Show is a good foot taller than him! Repo Show hits the ring, and fights off Randy/Beef, before trying to chokeslam Randy! He hits it! The fans pop, as Beef sneaks up, and tosses Repo as he celebrates! Then, he easily disposes of Boppo! Tuns of Fun are gone! 12 teams left! As Beef helps Randy up, our # 3 team comes to the ring with no music.........Principal Vernon & Belding! The two have joined forces for a shot at tag team gold! The new duo attack right away, only for Randy to fire off on Vernon, and Beef wail on Belding, with both soon tossing the team! Vernon/Belding are done, 11 teams left! Time for our # 4 team.........Faith & Devotion! The fans pop for the upcoming clash, as Randy/Beef get primed to take out their enemies. Xavier & Reverend hit the ring with a vengeance, taking the fight right to their foes! The four exchange rapid fire blows, until Randy/Beef turn the tables, and back F&D into the ropes! They go to clothesline them over the top, but Xavier & Rev hold onto them, causing all 4 men to spill out over the top! 2 teams just bit the dust! 9 teams remain! Having been eliminated, the four brawl right to the back, as the # 5 team enters.........Good Ol' Boys stable members, Charles Gunn & Rory Rogers! With them in the ring, our # 6 team comes down to fight...........Generation Gap's Jimmy & X! There's no love lost between these two stables! X & Jimmy use their speed to leave Charles/Rory in a tizzy, before they double dropkick Charles over the top! Rory is now left to fight the team himself! Rory gives it a go, then tosses Jimmy when he flies at him, before leveling X, and sending him out soon after! One more team down, 8 teams left! Rory now stands alone, awaiting to see what team he will be up against. Team # 7's music soon hits...........it's The Suicide Brothers! Jack, bandaged in all from recent injuries, is going to compete tonight! The fans pop huge for the team, as Rory knows he's screwed. Mike & Jack fly to the ring, using aerial tactics to floor Rory, then Mike tosses him! That's another team down, 7 to go! Team # 8 enter next.........the makeshift duo of Daimon & The Don! Don & Daimon were at one point, 6 Man champs with Tony Ramon, and Vance says they must have re-aligned to get in a title hunt. Vance also points out Daimon is the man who originally injured Jack last month, injuries that have only been worsened due to Jack pushing himself to keep competing. Jack is visibly hurt from his War Games High Incident match, but he fights through it, taking it to Don, as Mike tries to fend off Daimon. Soon, Jack manages to dump The Don, and goes to help his brother with Daimon. The Suicides fight to toss the big man, but he bats them away, crushing Jack with a brutal boot to the face that appears to have laid him out, re-injuring him again. Dean says Jack has serious guts to keep coming out to fight every week being injured, but it could prove disastrous for his career in the long run. Mike, now alone, uses his speed to daze the big man, when Jack suddenly summons his energy, pops up, and climbs to the top rope, then scores with a missile dropkick right into the back of the unsuspecting Daimon! Daimon reels towards the ropes, as Mike gives him that last shove to send him over the top! Jack is spent from the move, but it worked! That's another team down, 6 to go! The fans pop big time, as Mike tends to his hurt brother, when Team # 9 hit the ring........another makeshift team, Tex Gentry & Alabama Man! The pair is said by Vance to have aligned based on their southern background, and title ambitions. Mike has no choice but to fight both men on his own, as Jack struggles to his feet, then joins in! Jack just keeps on fighting! Somehow, after taking a beating from AM, Jack breaks free, and tosses Tex! Mike covers for his brother, fending off AM, then dumping him out! The Suicides move on, with 5 teams remaining! Team # 10 soon hit the ring..........Danny & Tripp! Tripp, while not an official member of Generation Gap, is their ally, so that explains their team. Danny & Tripp bring it, with Jack still fighting for all he's worth along side his brother, easily dispatching Tripp! Mike, yet again covers for Jack, and prevents Danny from a retaliation attack, then tossing him out! 4 teams left! Team # 11 soon enter............The Bell Kids' Slater & Zach! Jack seems to be worn down, and Slater mauls him, as Mike brawls with Zach. Slater almost dumps Jack, but he hangs on the ropes, and pulls Slater out! Jack uses the time to recover, as Mike works over Zach, eventually tossing him! The Suicides keep winning, only 3 teams left! Team # 12 enters next, and it's a doozy........Petey Pizzazz & JuJu! Petey is wise enough to fight off Mike, to allow JuJu to beat on the weakened Jack. Petey tries tossing Mike, but he reverses, and sends Petey out! Mike then rushes to rescue his brother, only for JuJu to turn his focus on him, then knock him down long enough to eliminate Jack! He put up one hell of a fight, but now it's all over! JuJu goes to turn his focus to Mike, who is enraged at his brother being tossed, and Mike surprises him with a dropkick, then clotheslines JuJu right over the top! The fans go crazy as Mike is now reinvigorated, awaiting Team # 13..........Breakfast Club's Jock & Burnout! Both men enter wearing yellow ribbons to signify they hope their missing friends will be found, but the team is no match for Mike, who explodes on them, dumping them both within a minute! Only 1 team remains, and we all know it's The Black Dragons! The Dragons hit the ring, and Mike stands ready, taking their onslaught, before Shadow sends him out over the top onto the apron with a hard martial arts kick! Mike dazedly pulls himself up to see Quow running to knock him off the apron, but Mike wisely holds the top rope, and dips down, lowering the rope, and sending Quow sailing to the floor! Mike then slides back in, only to be jumped by Shadow, so I guess they aren't going to call it a night and take the shot for themselves. Shadow wallops Mike, but he's just not willing to give up, and rallies a comeback, getting the fans to side with him due to his efforts, despite both he and Shadow being big time faces. Mike starts hammering on Shadow, then Shadow goes for one of his lethal kicks, when Mike stops it by grabbing his foot. This sets up an enziguri perfectly for Shadow, but Mike ducks, releases the foot he was holding, and catches Shadow as he spins back around with his Suicidal Twist finisher! Shadow is out of it! Mike then picks up Shadow, and heaves him over the top rope! It's over, Mike wins it for his team!
*Winners, and # 1 Contenders* The Suicide Brothers

Post Match: Mike's music plays as he celebrates, then Jack comes out from the back to join him, as they are now going on to fight at Halloween Hell for the tag titles. Jack seems hurt, but downplays his injuries when a concerned Mike asks if he's ok. Shadow suddenly enters the ring, along with Quow Ling, who came from the back. The music stops, as the two teams have a tense stare down before the Dragons offer their hands in respect! The Suicides shake them, to a big pop, while Vance notes the showing of sportsmanship, and respect the two sides have for each other. The four all walk to the back together, as we head back to the announce booth.

Back at the announce position, Vance & Dean talk about there being no updates in the missing females case, and wish for their safe return. Then, talk turns to next week, where we are expected to hear from Rowdy Robert Piper via satellite, concerning matches for Halloween Hell! Apparently, a few matches have already been planned! The two then kick it back to the ring for the main event.


Main Event: SWF World title match: Octane vs Jahalaman Jaffe
Octane gets a mega pop, and Jaffe gets the big heat as expected. Jaffe is cautious about attacking, and tries for a more technical approach, which seems to work at first, before Octane turns it up a notch, and breaks out his power, to dominate Jaffe, drawing a huge pop. Jaffe seems taken aback by this power display, and seeing no other way to stop Octane, he uses a low blow, then starts in with ground based offense. His tactics work, but like before, Octane fights right back up, overpowering Jaffe. Octane really starts on Jaffe, with fans sensing the end, then Octane scoring with a HUGE sidewalk slam before signaling for the Empty Tank! Octane gets Jaffe in position, but out of nowhere, BDM storms the ring to distract the ref! Octane takes a second to see this, then goes to complete the move, when Joe Money comes in from behind with a chair, cracking him right across the back! The ref didn't see it, and Octane is down! BDM keeps the ref tied up as Joe puts Jaffe over Octane for the pin! But, then, The Suicide Brothers storm the ring to attack Joe & pull Jaffe off Octane, while The Janitor storms towards BDM to attack him! The ref sees BDM & Janitor fighting, then turns to see The Suicides brawl with Joe, while Jaffe & Octane are out cold on the canvas! Not able to make sense of this, he has no choice but to call for the bell!
*No Contest, Octane retains*

Post Match: Janitor is still handing BDM his ass on the floor, while the Suicides pound on Joe, when Jaffe comes to, and helps Joe with their Halloween Hell opponents! Then, an angry Octane comes to, grabbing Joe & Jaffe, while the Suicides head for hire ground, along with BDM & Janitor, who stopped fighting to run like hell. Octane does a double noggin knocker on Joe & Jaffe, then ends up hitting the Empty Tank on both men! The fans go crazy, as the pissed off champion stands tall in the ring with his music playing as we fade out.

END OF SHOW

The SWF Anniversary Show

We open with a video, running through all the great moments in the history of the SWF, before going live, where we see a grand setup. There are classy white clothed tables with floral arrangements on them that are packed with the SWF wrestlers (all in dressy clothes it seems) in front of the stage, on both sides of the aisle. Seated behind the wrestlers is the fan seating area, filled with raucous, diehard SWF viewers. The stage is made up to look like the entrance for an SWF show, with the large stage having a big, almost full sized, SWF wrestling ring in the middle, that has a large black podium in it, with ropes on three sides. On the non roped side (the right side of audience viewers), are the steps so the presenters can get to the podium, apparently from the cool entrance set they walk from on the right side of the stage, complete with entrance rigging, and carpeted walkway, just like it were the SWF Arena. Behind the stage is a massive big screen, which for now, displays a graphic of the Superstar Award, and fancy gold writing that says "The SWF Awards". After panning around the set, we hear the SWF Main Event theme, Vance McMillian comes walking out to a big pop from the fans, and applause from everyone. Vance has a stylish black tux on, btw. He makes his way to the podium, to start the show:

Vance(very happy): Welcome everyone here, and watching at home, to the SWF Awards! (big applause) Tonight, in honor of the anniversary of the SWF, we will celebrate all the classic matches, and moments in the company's history, as deemed by the fans! (big pop from the fans in the house) Before we hand out the first award, we would like to honor the men who made history, by being the first SWF champions by presenting them with special awards for their achievements. And who better to present them with these awards than the SWF owner himself, the one, the only, EXTREME SUPERSTAR!

The fans pop HUGE, as Extreme's music fills the air, and the screen plays his entrance video, as Extreme walks onto the stage, where the awards have now been carted out onto a table in the big ring. Extreme is dressed up in black slacks, a white tuxedo shirt, complete with a black bow tie and cummerbund, but has a black leather blazer instead of a tux jacket! He makes it look cool too. Extreme approaches the podium, and begins his speech:

Extreme: As the owner of the SWF, I am proud to be able to stand here tonight, on it's anniversary, seeing that the company has become a success. And a big part of the success of the SWF, rests on it's champions. Now, I am here to honor the pioneering wrestlers, that were the first holders of the SWF championship gold. First, the inaugural SWF 6 Man champions, Petey Pizzazz, Daimon, formerly known as Yeti, and Octane!

Everyone claps, as the three men make their way up to the stage, looking like they want to fight due to their tumultuous breakup, but Extreme pleads for them not to, and things settle. Petey is in a loud, neon pink zebra suit, with a white shirt, and pink tie, Daimon has black slacks and a simple red shirt on, Octane has black slacks, and a black dress shirt, with his signature black shades on. Extreme hands the men their awards, then shakes their hands. Petey seems overjoyed at getting an award, hamming it up all the way, even hugging Extreme after their handshake, with fans booing his over the top display of happiness. Daimon & Extreme have a tense stare down as Extreme hands him the award, seeing as though they have had some run-ins in the past. Extreme hands Daimon his trophy, and the two begrudgedly shake hands. Octane accepts his award with his never changing stone face, then shakes Extreme's hand, both men nodding at each other in respect. Extreme then points to signal the stage is theirs if they want to speak. Since Octane, nor Daimon do, they walk off, as Petey steps to the mic, with fans booing him. Petey insults Generation Gap, thanking them for being so easy to beat for the titles! GG look pissed (X has simple black jean shorts and a short sleeve "grunge" flannel shirt on, Danny has a white leisure suit, Jimmy has jeans and a Judas Priest shirt on, with a necktie on!), but hold their peace, as Petey leaves. The first Tag champs are honored next, The Suicide Brothers (who are clad in simple dress shirts and tan khakis, Jack's shirt being white, Mike's being maroon). They get congratulated by Extreme, and simply say thanks before walking off. The first Hardcore champ, The Janitor steps up next to be honored (wearing brown khakis, and his ripped sleeve janitor shirt, but accentuated with a bow tie!). Janitor accepts the honor graciously like Mike & Jack did, and says thanks before walking away. The first Television champ, Captain Fantastic is next (sporting a simple black tux), and he also accepts politely, then says a quick thank you before walking off. The first United States champion is up next, The Freedom Fighter (wearing a black tux as well), and he kindly accepts the honor, says thanks, and leaves. Now, the only man left is the first SWF World champion, Extreme's arch nemesis, The Billion Dollar Man. BDM walks up (sporting a shiny green tux like he wears in his entrance attire), and he and Extreme have a heated stare down before BDM is handed the award, then shakes Extreme's hand insincerely. BDM takes the to the mic among heavy boos, simply laughing, and gloating about being the best wrestler in the SWF, explaining why he was the first champion, then walking off, satisfied, to the sound of boos. The SWF Main Event theme plays to signal a transition, as Extreme also leaves the stage, as Vance informs us we are now going to hand out the first award, for Most Shocking Moment, presented by Dean Bokerlund! Here are the nominees:
Extreme Superstar is Julio Maniaco- SWF Rumble 1/6/04
Extreme Superstar returns at Redemption- SWF Redemption 7/30/04
Phil wins the World title- SWF Main Event 7/31/04
Angelica kisses Extreme- SWF Main Event 8/14/04
The ring breaks during the SWF "Riot"- SWF Main Event 12/13/03
The Shadow is Quow Ling's brother- Extrememania 3/26/04

Award 1: Most Shocking Moment, Presented by Dean Bokerlund
Dean comes out, in a white tux, to a nice round of applause. He says that as a broadcaster, he has had a front row seat to experience many shocking moments, and that tonight, we honor the most shocking of them all. Dean then opens the envelope, and the winner is................Extreme Superstar is Julio Maniaco! Extreme's music hits, as he comes back on stage from his place among the wrestlers, a bit shocked at his win. BDM is shown, looking pissed, as the entire Julio plot was meant to somehow get the belt off him, and it worked. Extreme says thanks, then pulls a Julio mask out of his pocket, holding it up, saying that should it be necessary, Julio could return to shake things up again! The fans pop, and chant "Julio!" as Extreme makes his way off stage, while the camera shows BDM again, still pissed. Everyone leaves, as Vance announces the next award is for Funniest Moment, presented by Angelica Summers! Here are the nominees:
Repo as Extreme Superstar- SWF Main Event 3/27/04
Repo as Goldberg-SWF Rumble 1/6/04
Dingle looks for his pants- SWF Main Event 5/22/04
Dingle looks for Steve- SWF Main Event 5/8/04
Dingle's revealing confession- SWF Main Event 8/21/04

Award 2: Funniest Moment, Presented by Angelica Summers
Angelica comes out in a glamorous looking sparkly black dress. She speaks of the sometimes outrageous things that go on in the SWF, and says tonight, we pick the very best of those incidents. And, the winner is..........Repo as Goldberg! Repo runs on stage, in black pants and a tuxedo shirt(!), then rips off famous award show speeches by saying the fans "Like me.....they really like me!", and claiming to be "King of the world!" before running off with the award excitedly. Angelica walks off, as Dean returns to the stage, to hand out the award for Most Emotional Moment. The nominees are:
Crazy Phil wins the title- SWF Main Event 7/31/04
Crazy Phil's retirement- SWF Main Event 8/14/04
The Janitor & Crazy Phil almost win the tag titles- SWF No Escape 2/13/04
Quow Ling & Shadow: Brothers Reunited-Extrememania 3/26/04

Award 3: Most Emotional Moment, Presented by Dean Bokerlund
The winner for Most Emotional Moment is..........Crazy Phil wins the title! Dean then says the retired Phil IS here, and out he comes to his music and a big pop, wearing a nice black tux. Phil, touched by the award, says it was one of his finest moments, and says he is glad fans share his feelings on that night. Everyone, wrestlers included all clap, even BDM (who he beat for the belt), who is shown begrudgedly clapping, as if to say "Yeah, you beat me, I'll give you that". Phil & Dean walk off, as Vance comes out, ready to hand out "another one of the real big awards", the one for Greatest Moment! Here are the nominees:
Phil wins the title-SWF Main Event 7/31/04
Extreme Returns at Redemption-SWF Redemption 7/30/04
SWF Celebrates America- SWF Main Event 9/11/04
Extreme Wins the Gold at Extrememania- Extrememania 3/26/04

Award 4:Greatest Moment, Presented by Vance McMillian
The winner is........A TIE! Extreme's Redemption Return, and his World title win at Extrememania apparently garnered the same number of votes! Luckily, since it all is for Extreme, they can hand him the award! Extreme comes up to a big pop, and looking a bit emotional, explains what an honor winning this means, as it shows that his hard work to entertain has paid off. He says the fans are what inspire him to work so hard in the first place, and they have as much claim to the award as he does.

Extreme goes to walk off, but Vance stops him, and says that the SWF has a surprise for him. Apparently, since he was the man who put the whole SWF together, they made a special tribute video for him! Vance tells them to roll the footage, as a pleasantly surprised Extreme, along with everyone else turns their focus to the big screen as we cut to the video. We see the SWF Arena & Superdome being built, as King of the Mountain by Kiss kicks in. Overlapped with that footage, are magazine and newspaper clippings covering Extreme's creation of the SWF. Then, we see clips of the first SWF show, where Extreme is there to welcome us, then more clips of articles/magazine covers proclaiming Extreme a success, having made the SWF a media giant. Clips of Extreme wrestling are put in, along with crowd shots, showing many Extreme signs. We see all the big in-ring moments of Extreme, along with clips of his various media appearances. As the song ends, we see Extreme standing tall in the ring, after his big return at Redemption, with live fans going INSANE for him, as he gazes out to the crowd, holding the SWF World title, with pride on his face. When we cut back live, Extreme is visibly moved by the tribute, and EVERYONE (even his SWF enemies) in attendance is giving him a standing ovation. Extreme nods in response, with his eyes glazing over with emotion. Fans chant "Thank You", as he takes it all in, before making his exit off the stage, to the back. Angelica is then introed, to present the Best Soundbyte award, for stand-out interview or backstage moment. Here are the nominees:
Phil's speech the night after No Escape- 2/14/04
Extreme's pre-match speech at Extrememania- Extrememania 3/26/04
Breakfast Club's debut promo at Spring Stampede- Spring Stampede 4/23/04
The exploits of Lt. Jim Dingle

Award 5, Best Soundbyte, Presented by Angelica Summers
Angelica says she, as backstage interviewer, has been a part of some of these moments, then announces the winner.....The exploits of Lt. Jim Dingle! Dingle comes up to a big pop, wearing a dress shirt with no sleeves, with a bow tie and cummerbund, and cut off black slacks! Dingle seems thrilled at winning, and says that people have the wrong impression about him, and his odd ways, which he says aren't odd at all. Fans laugh in disagreement, as Dingle snaps back by saying "How many of you secretly go home to watch Silk Stalkings, or listen to Kenny G?". Everyone boos in disagreement, and laugh, as Dingle sheepishly walks off after squeaking out a thank you. Angelica exits, as Dean returns to the podium to present the Best Stable award. Here are the nominees:
The Good Ol' Boys
Cash Inc
Sex Connection
The Breakfast Club
The Bell Kids
Generation Gap

Award 6: Best Stable, Presented by Dean Bokerlund
The winner is.......Cash Inc! Fans in attendance boo, as wrestlers clap out of duty, while Jahalaman Jaffe (in a nice cream colored silk shirt with fancy gold designs and khakis) Joe Money (sporting a flashy blue and purple sparkled shirt, and black slacks), & The Billion Dollar Man (his attire was already mentioned) happily go to accept. They all thank each other, for being the SWF's elite talent (according to them), and BDM says that even though fans hate them, they voted for them since they know Cash Inc is truly the best stable. The three walk off in triumph to loud boos, and some respectful applause. Dean walks off, as Extreme comes out to present the award for Most Popular Tag Team. The nominees are:
The Suicide Brothers
The Black Dragons
Beef Macho & Randy Mann (Sex Connection)
Crazy Phil & The Janitor

Award 7: Most Popular Tag Team, Presented by Extreme Superstar
Extreme comments on his love of tag team wrestling, and how proud he is of the thriving tag division in the SWF. Then, he announces the winners.......The Black Dragons! The Dragons come up, wearing matching black dress shirts and slacks. The duo shake Extreme's hand, and Extreme bows in respect, as they bow back. Quow shocks everyone by speaking, saying "We have been studying English since our arrival in the SWF, and have gotten well enough to no longer need an interpreter. We want to say thank you to the fans who voted for us."! Shadow then speaks, saying "We appreciate this great honor.", and everyone applauds, as the duo walk off. Extreme walks off too, as Vance comes out to present the flip side of the award, for Most Hated Tag Team! Here are the nominees:
Cash Inc (Jaffe & Joe)
Petey Pizzazz & JuJu
Faith & Devotion
Kings of the Street (who have since broken up)

Award 8:Most Hated Tag Team, Presented by Vance McMillian
The winners are........surprise surprise, Cash Inc! The duo come up to a chorus of fan boos, looking somewhat upset with the honor. Joe says fans really are just jealous, and Jaffe says people love to hate them, and dream about being as gifted as them! They take their awards, and march off, to more boos. Vance leaves too, as Dean returns to present the award for Best Finishing Move! The nominees are:
Extreme Superstar's Legdrop
BDM's Billion Dollar Bomb
Octane's Empty Tank
The Black Dragons' Dragon Attack
The Freedom Fighter's Star Spangled Slam

Award 9: Best Finishing Move, Presented by Dean Bokerlund
Dean says that as commentator, he has seen all these holds in action, and wonders what one fans have voted as the best. The winner is.........Extreme Superstar's Legdrop! Extreme comes out (still being in the back I guess), to the sounds of Real American, since he uses the legdrop (and the song) as a tribute to Hulk Hogan, his hero. Extreme thanks everyone, and says he owes it all to Hulk, who first showed him how the move is done effectively. Extreme then brings up a comment made by Ric Flair, made on this past Monday's Raw, where he claimed Hulk Hogan wasn't a legend. A passionate Extreme says "Ric Flair, for that statement, you are wrong. You may have won all those belts in the # 2 promotion, but your name doesn't transcend the industry like Hulk Hogan's does! Hulk Hogan changed the face of wrestling, drew more money, and earned more fans worldwide than you could ever dream of! If YOU are a legend, Hulk Hogan is DAMN sure a legend! And unlike you, Flair, he has the sense to protect his name, and not stay around playing monkey boy to piss his legacy away! I dedicate this award to my hero, a REAL hero, and TRUE legend, Hulk Hogan. Thank you Hulk for being a shining example of a real man for me growing up, and serving as an inspiration to a generation of youngsters, something others could never be." The wrestlers all start clapping, and so do fans, as Extreme holds up the award, and Real American plays as he walks off the stage. Some even chant "Flair Sucks"! Dean leaves, as Angelica arrives to present the award for Most Hated SWF Personality. The nominees are:
The Billion Dollar Man
Ayatollah Sheik (who recently lost a match kicking him out of the SWF)
Petey Pizzazz
Death Machine (who lost a similar match to Sheik last year)
Xavier Hawthorne
The Reverend

Award 10: Most Hated SWF Personality, Presented by Angelica Summers
The winner is.........what a shock, The Billion Dollar Man! Fans boo to show they agree with his win, and BDM walks up to accept, looking angered by this honor. BDM says that like they are of Jaffe & Joe, they are jealous of his wealth and talent, causing more loud boos. BDM says he will display the award proudly, since he knows it's a symbol of the fans' secret desire to be him! He also says it will look good next to his Best Stable award, and soon among other awards, the Best Wrestler award! Fans boo as BDM walks off, then Angelica leaves, as Vance comes out to present the flip side of this award, for Most Popular SWF Personality! Here are the nominees:
Octane
Extreme Superstar
Crazy Phil
The Freedom Fighter
Vance McMillian
Angelica Summers

Award 11:Most Popular SWF Personality, Presented by Vance McMillian
Vance comments on how flattered he is to be nominated, but smiles and says he surely won't be the winner. Vance opens the envelope to reveal the not so surprising winner.........Extreme Superstar! Extreme comes out to a big pop, looking humbled at the win. Extreme simply says thanks, and that he will try to continue to do whatever fans like so much about him. Extreme stays as Vance leaves, since Extreme is set to present the next award for Best SWF Diva! The nominees are:
Angelica
The Rich Girl
Miss Alabama (who is still missing after being kidnaped)
Kelly (who is still missing after being kidnaped)
Lisa (who is still missing after being kidnaped)
Jessie (who is still missing after being kidnaped)
The Freak

Award 12: Best SWF Diva, Presented by Extreme Superstar
Extreme talks about being proud the SWF tries to present it's females in an equal light, choosing to "Celebrate their skills and beauty in a non-exploitive, and tasteful manner". He says each of the nominated females, being all the female SWF talent, have been outstanding in displaying the SWF philosophy on women in the business, by remaining strong, and carrying themselves with class. Extreme also mentions that he hopes the missing females will be found, and has been working with authorities to find them. Anyways, the winner is.........Angelica Summers! Angelica walks up, and as she and Extreme are an item, they greet each other with a big hug. Angelica looks thrilled, and thanks fans for the honor as Extreme slips off stage, to allow her to enjoy the moment. Angelica says she is set to present the next award, for the Best SWF Main Event Episode!

Angelica says that every episode of the SWF's premier show was up for the award, and based on fan votes, was dwindled down to the final 4. We cut to clips of these shows, showing what exactly makes them the 4 finalists. Here are the nominees, and info on the shows:

SWF Main Event 10/4/03- It was the very first episode of the show, which featured the crowning of the initial SWF Hardcore, Tag, and Televison champs, and Extreme had a heated confrontation with then-nemesis, Death Machine.

SWF Main Event 7/31/04- This was the night after the SWF Redemption PPV, and marked Extreme Superstar's to the show, as well as Phil's amazing World title victory over The Billion Dollar Man, which was the first World title change on the program.

SWF Main Event 9//11/04- This was the recent SWF Salutes America show, where Extreme stepped down as booker, and announced his leap to being a full-time wrestler, and was capped off by the Love it or Leave it match that saw Extreme destroy Ayatollah Sheik in his first singles match on the program, to send Sheik out of the SWF. The participants in the War Games cage match at the PPV of the same name were announced as well, with Extreme being chosen for the match being the reason he decided to wrestle full time, and step down as booker.

SWF Main Event 9/18/04- This was the most recent edition, that saw the debut of Extreme's alter ego, Rowdy Robert Piper take the title of SWF Commissioner, and then face Cash Inc in a 3 on one Handicap match in the main event. The fan-decided undercard to the War Games PPV was made public as well.

Award 13:Best SWF Main Event Episode, Presented by Angelica Summers
Angelica says this award will be kept in the SWF offices, as a memento of what fans have decided as the greatest (to date) SWF Main Event Broadcast. And, the winner is..........The 7/31/04 edition of the show! Fans cheer, as Angelica announces the person who will accept the award on behalf of the SWF, the SWF Commissioner himself, ROWDY ROBERT PIPER! The fans pop as RRP's music hits, and he walks out, Extreme having changed his shirt to the Piper ripoff one, and sporting a leather jacket and kilt. RRP says he is proud to accept the honor for the SWF, and says since the fans love the show so much, the entire broadcast will be available to view on the SWF website, free of charge! Then, he says "Ah, hell, all four nominees will be up to view!" drawing a BIG pop from fans in attendance! RRP walks off with Angelica, as Vance comes out to present the award for Best SWF PPV!

Vance says that every SWF PPV to date, all 11 were eligible for voting, even War Games, which took place last Friday. We get a video package, detailing what makes each event stand out, so I'll do a synopsis of the nominees:

Halloween Hell: The first ever SWF PPV event, which featured the classic Black Dragons vs The Suicide Brothers Tag Team title Ladder match, and the epic Extreme Superstar vs Death Machine main event. The show saw 3 titles change hands, The Dragons won the aforementioned Tag title Ladder match, and The Janitor beat The Reverend for the Hardcore title, only for Xavier Hawthorne win the belt from him 11 seconds later.

Soul Survivor: This event saw 5x5 team elimination "Survivor" matches, where the Survivors advanced to the Ultimate Survival match ala WWF's Survivor Series 1990. The Suicide Brothers took it all in the Ultimate Survival match, and the not yet full time wrestler, Extreme Superstar took the challenge of a strongman named Ron McBride, who came from the crowd to request a match with Extreme. Extreme easily defeated McBride, debuting the legdrop as his main finisher.

Starrcade: Due to the previous week's chaotic riot on SWF Main Event that saw the ring collapse in a classic SWF moment, Extreme decided to make every match for this show "Anything Goes" contests, to allow the wrestlers to get their frustrations out. Starrcade marked the PPV debut of the masked Julio Maniaco, who would reveal his true identity to the world at the next PPV. It also had the debut of the new, and improved JuJu, who dropped his voodoo gimmick (and using of the name The Great JuJu) to tear through the competition in a 13 Man Hardcore Endurance Battle Royal to win the Hardcore title. The Mercenary also won title gold, in a mild upset vs Captain Fantastic to capture the Televison championship, The Good Ol' Boys beat their enemies, Generation Gap to win the vacant 6 Man titles, Ayatollah Sheik shockingly beat The Freedom Fighter to win the U.S. title, and Cash Inc won the Tag titles in a wild 3 team elimination match to bring the total title changes to 5! In the main event, The Billion Dollar Man beat Silkky Smooth to retain the SWF World title in a Steel Cage match.

SWF Rumble- This event was headlined by the SWF Rumble match, like the WWE's Royal Rumble, with 30 men entered in an over the top battle royal. The winner would be given the chance to take on the SWF World champion at what was being planned as the SWF's mega event, Extrememania! Generation Gap won the only title change of the night, beating rivals, The Good Ol' Boys for the 6 Man titles, and the main event was the SWF Rumble, which saw the still unknown Julio Maniaco shock the world by entering at # 4, then going on to win, eliminating 8 men to earn a place at Extrememania to face the SWF world champion. Julio then unmasked as he revealed himself to be none other than Extreme Superstar! Also on the program, we saw The Billion Dollar Man screw heavy favorite Octane to retain his SWF World title.

No Escape- The night saw two title changes, as Petey Pizzazz won the TV title from The Mercenary, and Generation Gap dropped the 6 Man titles to rivals The Good Ol' Boys. Crazy Phil & The Janitor engaged in a classic, emotionally charged battle with Cash Inc, coming within an eyelash of winning the Tag Team gold. The main event saw The Billion Dollar Man retain his World title in a Triple Threat match, with Extreme Superstar serving as guest referee. BDM's win made the Extrememania main event official, it would be World champion BDM facing challenger Extreme Superstar in what would certainly be an epic encounter.

Extrememania- This is the Wrestlemania of the SWF, it's grand, all out spectacular event. 5 titles changed hands Sex Connection beat champions the Good Ol' Boys, and Generation Gap in a 3 Team Dance match to win the 6 Man titles, The Freedom Fighter beat Ayatollah Sheik in a Flag match to win the U.S. title, Octane beat Petey Pizzazz for the TV title in a Last Man Standing Match, The Black Dragons beat Cash Inc for the Tag titles (and Shadow revealed himself to be Quow's brother after the win), and in the main event, Extreme Superstar beat The Billion Dollar Man for the gold in the instantly classic, Anything Goes SWF World title match.

Spring Stampede- The matches of this show were determined by random lottery drawing, and was main evented by the Extreme Lethal Lottery finals, to crown a new World champ, left vacant by Extreme Superstar when he gave it up out of fairness since he was booker the night after he beat The Billion Dollar Man at Extrememania. The Billion Dollar Man beat Quow Ling in the main event for the vacant World title, reclaiming his spot at the top, and serving as the night's only title change.

Slamboree- This was the one PPV under The Billion Dollar Man's regime, during his attempted takeover of the SWF. Due to BDM's bending of the rules, 5 titles changed hands, as Yeti (now Daimon), Tony Ramon & The Don beat Breakfast Club for the 6 Man titles, Mercenary beat Octane (with much cheating) for the TV title, The Reverend won the Hardcore title from Jack Suicide in a Handicap match where his partner was Xavier Hawthorne, to seemingly banish the title, Cash Inc won the Tag belts from the Black Dragons, and Petey Pizzazz beat The Freedom Fighter for the U.S. title. In the main event, BDM himself beat Crazy Phil in a match he set up as an easy one to retain his SWF World title.

Redemption- This show was made by a mysterious man who assumed control over the SWF, to put right the mistakes BDM made in making sure all his allies won belts at Slamboree, by giving all the former champs fair rematches. Octane killed Mercenary in a TV title match, but refused to pin him, making it clear he wanted the WORLD title, while Jack Suicide, The Black Dragons, The Breakfast Club, and The Freedom Fighter all won their belts back. But the biggest shocker of the night came when the mystery man in control revealed himself, as promised in a match vs BDM for the SWF World title, winning the gold from him, turning out to be none other than Extreme Superstar!

Heatwave- 4 titles changed hands at this event, held right outside on Miami Beach, Walter & Jules shocked the world with upsets winning them the Hardcore & TV titles respectively, as The Bell Kids upset The Breakfast Club for the 6 Man titles, as Octane finally got a fair shake at the World title, winning it with ease from The Billion Dollar Man. Also on the card, Extreme Superstar sent the fans in a frenzy, beating Faith & Devotion, and Daimon in a wild Hardcore Gauntlet match.

War Games- This entire event was voted on by fans, and saw 2 title changes, as The Breakfast Club won the 6 Man titles from enemies The Bell Kids in a Last Team Standing match, and Lt. Jim Dingle scored the startling win over Jules & Buffalo Billy in a 3 Way Dance for the TV title. The show was headlined by the War Games cage match, which saw The Army of Extreme's Extreme Superstar & Octane last until the end, and defeat their rivals in The Cash Inc Army.

Award 14: Best SWF PPV, Presented by Vance McMillian
The winner is............Extrememania! Vance calls out Rowdy Robert Piper to accept, to a big pop. RRP says that while there are limits to the SWF website hosting all the PPVs like they are doing for the top SWF Main Events, he announces they will be showing a special television broadcasts of the Best PPV award winner, Extrememania all next week! He also says fans who registered to vote for the SWF Awards will receive a DVD of the PPV of their choosing! The fans in attendance all pop huge, apparently having signed up to vote. RRP leaves to a massive pop, followed by Vance, as Angelica walks out to present the next award, Best Feud! The nominees are:
Extreme Superstar vs The Billion Dollar Man
Extreme Superstar vs Death Machine
Cash Inc vs The Black Dragons
Crazy Phil vs Cash Inc
F&D vs Immorality

We get clips of all the feuds, then go back to the stage, where Angelica is set to present the award.

Award 15: Best Feud, Presented by Angelica Summers
The winner is..........what a shock, Extreme Superstar vs The Billion Dollar Man! Extreme, having made it back as himself, changing from his RRP gear, and BDM make their way to the stage, looking intensely at each other. BDM speaks first, saying that he is proud to add another award to his collection, drawing big boos, until Extreme steps in to casually point out all the "great moments" of the feud, mentioning all the times he foiled BDM's plans and such. BDM is furious as fans laugh, then he and Extreme have a heated stare down before saying thanks, then walking off without incident. Angelica walks off as well, as Dean comes out to present the award for Greatest Match! The nominees are:
Extreme vs Death Machine- Halloween Hell
SWF World title match: Extreme Superstar vs The Billion Dollar Man(c)- Extrememania
SWF Tag Team title match: Crazy Phil & The Janitor vs Cash Inc(c)- No Escape
Vacant SWF World title match: Crazy Phil vs The Billion Dollar Man- SWF Main Event 7/31/04
SWF Tag Team title Ladder match: The Suicides(c) vs The Black Dragons- Halloween Hell
SWF War Games- War Games

We see clips of all the nominees before going to Dean for the presentation.

Award 16: Greatest Match, Presented by Dean Bokerlund
The winner is no surprise...........Extreme Superstar vs The Billion Dollar Man at Extrememania! Both men walk up again, giving each other looks of dislike. BDM starts in again with more gloating about winning another award, as Extreme simply chimes in to point out "Yeah, and for losing to me!", angering BDM and causing the fans to laugh. BDM meekly says thanks before walking away, as Extreme says thanks before leaving the stage, going to the back with Dean, as Vance comes out to present the final award, for Best Wrestler!

As Vance comes out, Extreme sneaks from the back, carrying an award, looking like an old style radio microphone. Vance seems taken aback by this, not knowing of this. Extreme presents Vance with the award, calling it the "Golden Mic" award, for being the voice of the SWF. Vance is touched by this, as Extreme leads everyone in a standing ovation. Extreme then goes back to his seat, as a genuinely moved Vance shakes it off, and moves on.

Award 17: Best Wrestler, Presented by Vance McMillian
Vance says fans were able to vote for anyone they wished who had a match in the SWF, and then he opens the envelope, as fans start calling out for Extreme to win. The winner is.....................EXTREME SUPERSTAR! Extreme is shown, looking shocked fans picked him since he just started full-time, as his theme plays, and everyone gives him a standing ovation. BDM is going along with it, but he and Cash Inc look pissed they didn't win. Extreme is floored that he won, saying as much, and thanking everyone, saying it's an honor he thought he'd only be able to dream about. A very emotional Extreme tells the fans how much he cares about them, and walks off to another standing ovation, as Vance signs off, saying goodnight.

END OF SHOW

SWF War Games

This show is dedicated to Ray Traylor, aka The Big Boss Man.


We open the show with a nice video package, where the team being billed as the ?Army of Extreme?, consisting of ?General? Extreme Superstar, SWF World champion Octane, Quow Ling & The Shadow (the Black Dragons), & The Janitor, are all shown, standing in front of a large screen, depicting scenes of war, looking ready for tonight. They all have silver and black camouflage shirts, and matching pants on. The shirts have the Extreme Superstar logo on the front in bright white, with ?Army of Extreme? on the back in the same bright white, which you see when they all walk off, as a united team when a voice over is done talking up their alliance. Extreme it should be noted, has the patches on his arms that declare him the ?General?. We then cut to their opponents, the teamed billed as the ?Cash Inc Army?, who have traditional green camouflage gear, but with large yellow dollar signs on the front, and ?Cash Inc Army? on the back in yellow as well, and they stand in front of a similar screen as the Army of Extreme. Their team consists of ?General? Billion Dollar Man, SWF Tag Team champions Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money (all 3 making up the Cash Inc stable), Petey Pizzazz, & JuJu. BDM also has his ?General? arm patches, and leads his team off for battle, as the announcer speaks of the epic war set to break out tonight, where ?The two most powerful alliances ever formed in SWF history, step into a brutal cage match, where only one team can survive?. He says ?This....is WAR GAMES!?, then we kick it live, where we see a really cool set, with a large tank on one side of the aisle, and a large green helicopter on the other! Hanging over the ring, we can see the large roofed cage, which looks just like a Hell In the Cell. The ring ropes are dark green & black, with the turnbuckles also back. The canvas is grey as usual, and the ring apron & banners are simply green camouflage, with ?SWF War Games? written in white on them. Fans in the crowd are also sporting the shirts each War Games team was wearing, supporting their team of choice. We then go to Vance & Dean, who are dressed in military officer?s fatigues (and have yellow ribbons on, not just for the real troops overseas, but the missing SWF females) and they welcome us:

Vance: Welcome to SWF War Games! Tonight, the stars of the SWF will engage in brutal, all-out combat style matches, chosen by YOU, the fans! (BIG pop)

Dean: Just listen to this monster lineup: In non-title grudge matches, Tony Ramon will face Silkky Smooth in a stretcher match, Tex Gentry faces Disco Danny in a Southern Strap match, and Faith & Devotion square off with Sex Connection in a Hardcore match! In title competition, United States champion, The Freedom Fighter defends against Mike Suicide in a Ladder match! Television champion, Jules takes on the the double threat of Lt. Jim Dingle & Buffalo Billy in a 3 Way Dance! SWF 6 Man champions, The Bell Kids defend against rivals, The Breakfast Club in a Last Team Standing match! And, Hardcore champion, Walter defends against Jack Suicide in a High Incident match! But, that?s not all. In the main event, 10 of the top talents in the business today will do battle in a hellish, War Games match! (HUGE pop)

Vance: Without any further ado, let?s KICK IT OFF!


Hardcore tag match: Faith & Devotion vs Sex Connection
The crowd is jacked for the opening match, as Sex Connection bring a trash can of weapons to the ring, but F&D, still not happy with hardcore wrestling, have no weapons, except the loaded fake books they always carry to the ring. As a reminder, Vance points out since it?s hardcore, all four men can fight it out at once. F&D attack, with their books raised high to blast their enemies, but Randy & Beef take out kendo sticks from the trash can, and use them to knock the books away! Randy/Beef then drop their weapons, opting for a more straight ahead street brawl! Eventually, using a low blow, Rev slips away from Beef, then grabs his book, which he uses to belt Beef with! Rev covers, but Randy runs over to stop the count, as Xavier rushes to drag him away again. The fight continues, with F&D in firm control, until Randy makes a comeback, taking on both men, and allowing Beef to recover. As Sex Connection use parking signs and trash lids from the garbage can to beat both men, Daimon rushes from the back! Daimon enters the ring, and destroys Sex Connection, before doing his Descent to Hell finisher to Randy on the garbage can! Daimon then tosses Beef out of the ring, as a dazed Reverend slides his arm over Randy for the pin, 1-2-3! They stole it!
*Winners* Faith & Devotion

Post Match: Daimon gathers his allies up, and carries them off to the back.


We head backstage, where Angelica is standing by with The Bell Kids (with Belding), who get a mixed reaction. Noticeably absent are the female members, who were unfortunately kidnaped last week by some still unknown person. TBK have yellow ribbons tied on their arms, and tell Angelica they are going to beat The Breakfast Club tonight, and they dedicate their win to their missing comrades, who they are sure will be found soon. As TBK leave, The Breakfast Club walk into view, to a decidedly face reaction, with their ladies absent as well, said to be ?somewhere safe? so they don?t turn up missing. They dispute TBK?s claiming of a win tonight, and even say that while they have had their problems, they hope the TBKs females will be found safe. The fans have sided with TBC in all this it seems, since they are based on classic anti-establishment characters, and been around longer, while TBK have been heels until the sympathy of the kidnaping got them a mixed reaction, however they still came off smarmy, so fans support TBC.

SWF 6 Man title Last Team Standing match: The Bell Kids vs The Breakfast Club
We get a quick refresher on the rules, basically anything goes, until one entire team is eliminated via not being able to answer a 10 count when they have been seemingly knocked out. Tag rules do NOT apply here. TBK all come out, with Belding, as TBC jump the gun, and run out before they are introed! Jock knocks Belding for a loop, and continues with the wild 6 man brawl! Belding gets up, and tries to reenter the fray, but Nerd kicks a field goal right into his crotch! Poor Belding, in serious pain, rolls out of the ring, as TBC totally destroy TBK on the inside. With things well in hand, as Nerd pummels Screech, and Jock fights with Slater in the far corner, Burnout readies to blast Zach with his Death Valley Driver finisher! But, as he gets him up, TBC?s nemesis Principal Vernon slides in from nowhere, and hits him in the back with a chair! Seeing this, Nerd goes over to attack, and he too is decked with a chair! Slater stops Jock from doing the same, then pushes Jock towards Vernon, so he can be hit with the chair too! The fans boo heavily, as all 3 TBC members lay on the mat, with the dazed TBK celebrating with Vernon! The ref starts his count, but at 7, Burnout starts to get up! Right after him, Jock & Nerd pull themselves up! Vernon goes to blast Burnout again, only for Nerd to spear him to the mat! TBK all swarm Nerd, as Jock & Burnout jump on the pile, and the fight continues! Burnout pulls Screech from the fight, as Belding slides in from the floor, wielding a classroom globe?! He pulled it from under the ring, TBK has their own weapon stash under there! Belding goes to hit Burnout with it, but he sees it coming, and pushes Screech in the way! Belding decked Screech with the globe! Screech got CLOBBERED, the globe broke open, and bits are flying everywhere! As Screech lays out cold on the mat, Burnout chases Belding, who takes off towards the back, with both going out of sight, back through the curtain! None of the other four participants, or Vernon are really aware that Screech is laid out on the mat, and soon, the ref counts Screech out! It?s now 2 on 3, well, still 3 on 3 if you count Vernon. As everyone battles in the ring, the camera cuts to a split screen, where we see Belding is being beaten in a meeting room by Burnout! There is a dry erase board on wheels in the room, and after Burnout finishes off Belding, he starts wheeling it back towards the entrance! He?s got a weapon, and he comes wheeling it through the curtain, as all the match participants, and Vernon, having seen it on the big screen, scramble to meet him there, with Jock & Nerd trying to prevent their enemies from attacking him. Vernon charges towards Burnout, who flips the board up, so it smacks him right in the face! Slater breaks past Nerd & Jock, as he hammers on Burnout, fighting him off towards the side of the stage, where the announce tower is! Meanwhile, Zach fights towards the other side of the aisle with Jock & Nerd, before climbing the tank to try to escape them! We get a split screen of the action, and Slater & Burnout, are seen fighting up the announce tower, and are heard over Vance & Dean?s headsets! The announcers decide to move, as Slater tackles Burnout on the announce desk. On the other side of things, Jock & Nerd try to attack Zach, who slips inside the top of the tank to hide! The referee struggles to follow the action from the middle of the aisle, furiously looking at both sides, and using the big screen to keep track of the chaos. Back at the announce booth, Slater now has Burnout up on the table, and is ready to powerbomb him through it, as Jock & Nerd struggle to find a way in the tank, since Zach seems to have locked them out! Slater gets Burnout up, but Burnout fights back down, and backdrops Slater off the stage! It?s like a 10 foot drop, and Slater just went out of sight! The crowd chants ?Holy Shit!? as the camera cuts to show another angle, and reveals Slater dropped through a technician?s table, and on a bunch of wires and stuff. Burnout plays to the fans on top of the desk, as the ref runs to count Slater out! As this goes on, Nerd is on top the the tank across the way, trying to open the top latch, while Jock circles the base, trying to gain entry. Slater is declared gone, as the fan reaction causes Nerd to look over, where Burnout is still celebrating on the table, so he doesn?t notice the tank?s rotating muzzle swinging towards him! The muzzle hits Nerd, and he is sent flying off the tank, and hits the dry erase board on the way down, spinning with it like a cartoon before it breaks! Burnout sees this, as he makes his way back to help his team, and Jock rushes from trying to enter around the back of the tank to see Nerd laying in a heap, covered in the wreckage of the board, as the fans chant ?Holy Shit!? again. The two remaining men have no choice but to leave Nerd to be counted out, as they pound on the tank to get Zach to open it. Nerd is finally counted out, and as Burnout & Jock pound on the tank, Zach emerges from the top hatch, and is waiting to leap off onto them when they look up to see him! Zach fires away upon landing, then drags Jock back through the curtain, as Vernon, who seemingly took off after being hit, reemerges, and the two beat on Jock through the main hallway. The two take Jock into a meeting room, where Vernon declares ?School is in!?, and use office chairs to pound him, as the ref finally catches up to them. Then, as that goes on, we cut to see Burnout running through the hallways, throwing stuff around, and using a metal pipe to lure out his enemies, singing that ?I Wanna be an Airborne Ranger? song, just like his character did in the movie! Hearing this, Vernon takes off after him, only to get clotheslined by the pipe as he races to the end of the hall! Burnout then charges towards the meeting room, where he attacks Zach, and beats him with a pipe, before dumping him in an office chair, and wheeling the beaten man down the hall! Burnout veers down the corridor to the outside of the arena! Burnout beats on Zach some more, as Jock dazedly follows, along with the ref. Jock joins in subduing Zach, then they carry him towards the very front of the venue, where they ram Zach crotch first into the flag pole! Then, Burnout starts pulling the flag cord down, as Jock de-pantses Zach, leaving the hurt man in his boxers! Burnout is tossed the pants, and hooks them to the flag, and runs them up the pole! For good measure, they take his shirt too, drag him on the main walkway, then Jock does his lifting DDT finisher onto Zach, totally KO-ing him! The ref starts the count, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9.............10! The Breakfast Club have won the titles back, and gotten revenge!
*Winners, and NEW SWF 6 Man Champions* The Breakfast Club

Post Match: Jock & Burnout celebrate, and laugh it up as they walk back in the ring, leaving the unconscious Zach laying on the main walkway of the arena in nothing but his skivvies!


We head backstage, where we see The Cash Inc Army with Angelica, and they get MEGA boos. BDM tells Angelica that after Extreme tried to make a fool of him while parading around as Rowdy Robert Piper (then beating him, Joe Money, and Jahalaman Jaffe soundly in a match), The Cash Inc Army is out for blood tonight. BDM warns The Army of Extreme about the violence they will be facing, and says his team will be victorious because they are ?The best team money could buy!?.


3 Way Dance SWF Television title match: Jules vs Buffalo Billy vs Lt. Jim Dingle
Jules gets a nice pop, Billy is now getting some pretty good heat, on account of his weirdness, while Dingle gets a surprisingly large pop, as fans are getting behind his zany antics. We even see a few Dingle signs in the crowd, as he enters, with Billy giving him a weird look, as if to say he likes him, after all, they are somewhat of a team as of late. Just a reminder, all 3 men are permitted to fight at once here. Billy sidles up to Dingle, and requests to continue their alliance, in the hopes of taking out Jules it seems, and Dingle agrees, so they attack. The fight goes on for some time, and Jules does his best to ward both men off, eventually taking Dingle down, but Billy reverts to the psychotic side we saw come out for the first time last week, ripping at his own hair, squealing, and violently mauling Jules. Dingle, recovering in the corner, shies away, not wanting to cause Billy to turn his focus on him. Billy starts choking Jules, causing the ref to start counting for the break, 1-2-3-4-5! The ref has no choice but to disqualify the enraged Billy! Billy slaps the ref away, and lifts Jules up, then plants him with the Buffalo Bomb! Billy then gets up, no longer mental it seems, giddy as ever, and smiles at Dingle before finally leaving, skipping merrily to the back! He just served Jules up on a silver platter for Dingle! What is with this guy?! Dingle, still stunned, looks at the downed Jules, as the fans encourage him to go for the cover, and he hesitantly does, 1...........2..............3! Dingle won the title! The fans pop big time as Dingle?s music hits, and he gets up, now overjoyed at his win.
*Winner, and NEW SWF Television Champion* Lt. Jim Dingle

Post Match: The fans cheer as Dingle is handed the title, and dances in his typical comically bad fashion. Vance & Dean are nearly speechless at the win, calling it a ?stunning upset?.


We go backstage, where Angelica is with Jack Suicide in preparation for his High Incident match. She asks Jack about his still injured ribs, and concussion, noting that he has been advised by doctors not to compete, especially in a dangerous match such as the High Incident match. Jack says it?s his motto to ?Take everything to the limit?, and while he let his title slip away at Heatwave due to injuries, he is going to suck it up, and win it back tonight, no matter what it does to his health! He also says that since the fans voted for him to be in the match, he wouldn?t dream of disappointing them by backing out.

We then cut to a promo for the next SWF PPV, Halloween Hell, taking place on Halloween Night, live from Extreme Superstar?s birthplace of Key West, and it will be right out in the middle of Key West?s traditional Fantasy Fest, which is like a Mardi Gras, and a massive Halloween party combined. This spot shows nighttime Key West from the water, looking towards the island. A deep man voices over the following ?Destiny made him The Superstar, and now......It calls him home. Prepare for the Extreme Homecoming.....Key West Will NEVER be the same again!? With that, the camera pans up, to see light pierce the sky, in the form of Extreme Superstar?s logo! After that fades, we get a quick spot for the SWF Awards show, this coming Wednesday night, where awards will be handed out, honoring the best in the SWF.


High Incident SWF Hardcore title match: Walter vs Jack Suicide
We see that the scaffolding has been secured in place, 20 feet above the ring, not far below the big War Games cage. It?s also got a back wall, so neither man can fall off that way, and miss the target landing. In the ring below, tables are stacked 4 high, and blanket the entire ring surface. For those unclear on the rules, basically, both men will fight it out on the scaffold, until one man is sent crashing down onto the tables, whoever is the lucky SOB who didn?t take the spill, wins. Walter is booed heavily upon his entrance, as Jack is a very popular SWF talent, which is proven when fans pop big for him when he enters. The ref takes Walter?s belt on the outside floor, then stands there as the combatants climb up to the scaffolding, as his only duty is to call for the bell when someone falls. The scaffold is rather sturdy, more like a catwalk, not unstable and swinging wildy, like most of the ones you see in these sorts of matches. It?s also pretty wide, so the wrestlers can not only move without falling, but fight a bit up there. Walter charges from his side of the scaffold, as Jack backdrops him! Walter hits the scaffolding hard, jolting it, but it remains strong. Jack goes to attack, and Walter kicks him hard in the groin, before planting him with the DDT! The fans cry out, not just because of the loud sound of the scaffold on impact, but they know Jack isn?t fully over his concussion. Walter goes to lift Jack, only to be punched away, as Jack starts to rally, but soon collapses, probably because of his concussion. Seeing the opportunity, Walter beats on the down man, targeting Jack?s messed up ribs, and lifts his shirt to pull the medical bandages off them. Walter begins to choke Jack with the bandages, as fans boo heavily, and the ref is shown, looking like he wants to mercifully call for the bell. Vance & Dean scream out, urging the ref to do it, if only to spare Jack?s career, since he could be seriously hurt for a long time if this keeps up. Finally, Jack fights up, not with a lot of fire, but he valiantly punches Walter back, and stumbles to attack, but can hardly keep his head up. Being so out of it, Jack fails to see that he is wobbling near the ledge of the scaffold, with his back to it. Walter realizes this, and wastes no time giving Jack a running shove, sending him flying, falling sideways in spectacular fashion, and crashing through the tables like the proverbial hot knife through butter! The fans obviously pop huge, and start a massive ?Holy Shit!? chant, as medical teams swarm the ring, to get Jack to a hospital. Vance, upset over this, commends Jack for taking the match, not wanting to disappoint the fans, but says he took a big gamble, one that didn?t seem to pay off.
*Winner, and STILL SWF Hardcore Champion* Walter

Post Match: Walter climbs down, and leaves, as medics quickly cart Jack off, with fans chanting the whole way for him, showing that they appreciate the sacrifice he made for them.

We head backstage, where Angelica comes on screen, looking panicked, as crew people are all seen running around behind her. She says Miss Alabama has become the latest victim of a kidnaping! Lt. Jim Dingle comes on the scene, sporting his newly won TV title, but all business. Angelica asks him what is known this time, and Dingle says not much, other than crew people hearing Miss Alabama screaming, as she was loaded in, apparently, the same van as last week out in the back of the arena. The man somehow managed to slip past security to gain access there, and nobody saw anything suspicious all day until then. Dingle points out the van has no licence plate, and reiterates the masked man is said to be slender, and about 6 feet tall or so. As he continues, a crew member delivers another envelope to Dingle, sent by his mystery stalker, and seemingly, the person behind the kidnapings. Dingle opens it, and it?s a slender, gift-wrapped present, with a note attached. The note says ?C?mon Jimmy, your not trying! Here?s a clue?. Dingle then opens the present, which is a DVD of the movie ?The Mangler?, a pretty crappy horror film about a possessed laundry machine, starring Freddy Krueger himself, Robert Englund. Dingle is confused, and opens the case, and instead of a DVD, there is a note, which says ?No need to see it......All the answers are in your hands?. Angelica & Dingle are both confused, as Dingle hurries off to work on the case.


SWF United States title Ladder match: The Freedom Fighter vs Mike Suicide
This is like an old school ladder match, where the ladder starts off all the way down the aisle. Both being faces, the reaction is split, but Mike pulls in the larger pop. Mike takes it to Freedom right off the bat, and wears him down a bit before deciding to go claim the ladder. Freedom trails him, and as Mike tries to bring the ladder back, Freedom stops him in the middle of the aisle. The ladder falls, and Freedom unloads on Mike before slamming him on the fallen ladder! Ouch! Freedom then pushes Mike off the ladder, and starts towards the ring with it, where he sets it up, attempting to grab the gold. As he sets it up, Mike manages to pull himself up, and sprint towards the ring, where he does a top rope missile dropkick to knock Freedom off the ladder as he tries to climb it! Freedom crashes down, and the ladder bounces on the ropes, as Mike struggles to pull himself up to attempt to retrieve the belt. Mike barely has time to set up the ladder again, and is only a few steps up before Freedom drags him off. The two fight it out some more, with Freedom dominating, until Mike reverses a Star Spangled Slam attempt, and nails the Suicidal Twist! Being tired, Mike struggles to make it to the top of the ladder, and as his hand grazes the title, Freedom pulls himself up enough to shove the ladder over! Mike takes a nasty fall ALL the way down to the floor! Freedom gets to his feet, and slowly makes it to the title, then grabs it! Freedom retains!
*Winner, and STILL SWF United States Champion* The Freedom Fighter

Post Match: Freedom immediately goes to the floor, where Mike is starting to stir, and helps him up! The two shake hands, and nod in respect, much to the fans? delight, then walk to the back together.

We head backstage, where the Army of Extreme is standing by with Angelica. The fans pop huge, as Angelica asks if they are ready for tonight. Janitor says he is ready to tear up their enemies, while The Black Dragons, and Octane simply nod. Extreme, fired up, says that he is proud to be the ?general? of such a great team, and will do everything in his power to make sure they walk out victorious.


Southern Strap match: Tex Gentry vs Disco Danny
In a strap match, both men are attached by the wrist to a 10 foot leather strap, in this case, a thick brown one. The only way to win is drag your opponent to all four corners, and touch each one, without interruption. There aren?t any fancy lights or anything like in WWE?s Texas Bullrope match (which is pretty much the same thing) to signify if a corner has been touched, just a ref. As soon as they are tied together, Danny pulls Tex in, and clotheslines him down! The fans pop, but Tex is crafty enough to use the rope to sweep Danny?s feet, then start beating on him! Tex uses the strap to whip Danny, before trying for the first corner, and touches it. The fans pick up on their part, counting ?ONE!?, then ?TWO!? as Tex touches the second corner, but it stops there, as Danny cuts him off at the third corner, causing the ref to signal the count broken. Danny makes a try, touching the corner, then another one, before he gets stopped by Tex. The two decide to wear each other down more, using the strap to choke and whip each other. Tex then starts to cheat, discreetly removing his hand from the strap, in order to get a tighter grip when choking Danny with it! Seeing this, Danny?s allies, Jimmy Jam & X storm the ring to complain to the ref! As they do this, Tex?s allies, Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn slip in from the crowd, and help Tex beat on Danny! The fans boo loudly, even though it?s all legal, since only touching all four corners can end the match. X & Jimmy shove past the ref, and take out Charles and Rory, but the damage has been done to Danny. Tex picks Danny up, and carries him over his shoulder, and starts touching the four corners as the rest of Generation Gap & the Good Ol? Boys fight it out, having taking it to the floor. As Tex touches each corner, Danny slyly taps them as well, and when they get to the last corner, Danny pulls himself away from Tex, and makes a diving tag to it! Tex is confused, having not seen Danny tag the other corners as he was on his shoulder, and tags the corner right afterwards, as the bell rings. Tex, sure he won, smiles big, until he hears the Danny?s music hit, and the ref raises Danny?s hand to a big pop!
*Winner* Disco Danny

Post Match: Tex is IRATE, as the big screen shows a replay, while Tex?s fellow GOBs members enter to see what happened, while Generation Gap take off with Danny to celebrate. Seeing what happened, Tex is humiliated, having lost what one would think of as his type of match, and the GOBs leave in shame, while fans mock them.


Stretcher match: Tony Ramon vs Silkky Smooth
The rules here are, beat your opponent enough to not only get them on the stretcher, but are able to wheel them all the way up the aisle, past a taped yellow line. It is clarified that if this process is disrupted, they have to go back to the ringside area, and try again from there. The stretcher is set up against the ring on the side closest to the aisle, a bit off center so the wrestlers can enter/exit that side. Tony, being neutral at this point, gets a mixed reaction, but substantially larger face pop than boos. Silkky gets a good pop, but fans seem to dig Tony, so he gets some boos. Silkky comes out swinging, only for Tony to fend him off, and start whipping the crap out of him with a Razor Ramon style punch combo, complete with the spin punch, followed by the Razor ?ME! ME! ME!? taunt, and the hands outstretched finish, drawing a large face pop. Tony smiles, and acknowledges the reaction, so I guess he is a face now. Silkky starts to come back, and goes on the attack, drawing boos from the crowd. Dean points this out, saying fans weren?t too happy with Silkky after he and Jules unnecessarily tried to beat him down last week, and Tony is seen as cool by fans. Silkky seems upset at the fans? response to him, so he gives them the ?screw you? sign! The fans really boo him now, and actively chant for Tony. Silkky keeps on Tony, then dumps him out of the ring, and gets him on the stretcher. Silkky wheels Tony partly up the aisle, but he rolls off, and starts beating Silkky, using the stretcher! Tony then puts Silkky on it, and starts running it back to the ring, where he rams it into the steel steps! Silkky goes flying off the stretcher, and Tony is quick to attack again. Tony beats on Silkky, then signals for The Edge! Tony gets him up, and hits the move right on the outside floor! Silkky is out of it! Tony then loads up Silkky, before wheeling him back up the aisle, and past the line! Tony wins!
*Winner* Tony Ramon

Post Match: The fans pop, and Tony celebrates, cementing his face turn, then leaves. As officials try to help Silkky, he gets up, and shoves them away! The fans boo, and Silkky does the ?screw you? sign again, making them boo even louder! Vance comments on Silkky?s change of heart, and Silkky is now officially a heel.


While things are getting set for the main event, we go to a video, hyping the War Games match. It talks of all the feuding between EVERY member of The Army of Extreme, and Cash Inc of The Cash Inc Army, and the Octane/Petey rivalry, and how Extreme booked Petey into matches against Octane, leading to resentment there. The voice over closes by saying ?All these issues will come together in one unforgettable match......and it will be WAR!?. With the video concluded, we go live, ready for the match.



SWF War Games match: The Army of Extreme vs The Cash Inc Army
The fans are riled for this thing, as it has been a much anticipated contest since it was announced. The cage is lowered, and several SWF officials are on the outside of the ring, to control the door, and monitor the action, with one in the ring to oversee things. We get a quick recap of the rules, one man from each side has randomly been chosen to start, then, every 5 minutes thereafter, another man will enter from alternating sides, with an initial coin toss deciding who gets the advantage of their next man out first. The only ways to win are submission/surrender, or being deemed unable to continue by failing to answer a 10 count administered by the ref. The match will go until one whole team has been eliminated, and whoever is still standing at the end is declared the ?Winner(s) of the War?. It?s now time to find out the first man for each side, first up, the Army of Extreme (AOE), whose first man is......Quow Ling! For the Cash Inc Army (CIA), it?s......JuJu, and he brought a garbage can of weapons! That is all perfectly legal in this as Vance & Dean point out. I should note, there are holes on the sides of the cage, allowing cameras to rest in them, so we can see the match up close, without the cage in the way. When both men enter the ring, JuJu dumps a chair, and various other weapons from his garbage can, then charges Quow with it, but Quow kicks it in his face! The fans pop, and Quow takes the offense, but JuJu pops up, and chokeslams Quow HARD to the canvas! Juju now picks up his garbage can, brutally beating Quow with it, before setting it down, and powerbombing Quow onto it! It seems like the AOE is in trouble already! The fans rally behind Quow, who somehow is alert enough to try fending off his attacker, while Vance & Dean hope AOE has the advantage of the next man entering, so Quow can get some help, declaring about 2 minutes before we find out. Quow keeps trying to fight, but JuJu uses the can to put him back down, continuing his assault until the clock starts counting down for our next entrant! This distracts JuJu enough for Quow to use some kicks to fight back, as the buzzer sounds! And out comes.....Joe Money! Oh no! The crowd boo heavily, and Dean says things don?t look good for Quow, who finally has started to come back. Joe enters, and goes to help his partner, as Quow is now all fired up! Quow begins firing off some major kicks, fighting both men off, before Joe retreats, and uses a parking sign to take him down with a massive shot to the head! With things in hand, JuJu & Joe BRUTALIZE Quow, using the garbage can, a kendo stick, and the parking sign to really pound Quow, leaving him down & out. The two men then take turns, nailing their finishers on him, doing them onto the mangled garbage can! Quow is now out cold, and we have about a minute before the next entry, sure to be an AOE member. Since he is out cold, Joe & JuJu allow the ref to count him down. The ref lifts his arm three times before the count, to see if he is really out of it, then begins his 10 count. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9.........10! Quow is gone! The fans boo, while Joe & JuJu celebrate, and Quow is rolled out of the cage. The clock is now ticking down, as an AOE member is about to enter, the crowd counts it down, getting all excited to see who it is. 3! 2! 1! Out comes........The Janitor! The fans pop, as Janitor runs to the ring, carrying his mop, which he uses to take out JuJu & Joe! He gets in some good shots, dominating the first few minutes, before the two men eventually fight the weapon away from him, and take him down. Vance points out how bad this is, as the next man will be from the CIA, making it a 3 on 1 attack! Fans try to inspire Janitor for a comeback, as he is savagely beaten, and the clock ticks down, ready for what we know will be a member of the CIA. When the buzzer goes off, out comes......The Billion Dollar Man! He is the General of the team, and boy, do the fans hate him. With his team dominating, General BDM takes his time entering the ring. When he gets there, they all take turns humiliating Janitor, taunting the fans, and using his Janitor?s own finisher on him! All three use their own finishers on him, BDM using his impact finisher, The Billion Dollar Bomb, as opposed to the submission Billion Dollar Dream. The Janitor is done, but instead of leave him laying as we are less than a minute from the next entrant, BDM uses the Light?s Out, a signature of his nemesis, and opposing War Games General, Extreme Superstar! After that, he locks on the Billion Dollar Dream to the comatose Janitor, and the ref declares Janitor unconscious, and unable to continue! The second AOE member has fallen! Things don?t look good for the AOE, as the next man enters, ready to face 3 on 1 odds......The Shadow! The fans pop huge, as Shadow comes out with a kendo stick of his own, and lays it down, NINJA style on all 3 men when he gets in! The fans go crazy as he CRUSHES Joe with the cane, causing him to back away to recover, and Shadow keeps going on JuJu & BDM. BDM takes a hard shot, so like Joe, he goes to retreat, allowing JuJu & Shadow to fight it out. JuJu finally gets the cane away from Shadow, and the two have a pretty even contest, before JuJu starts to wear on Shadow with less than a minute remaining for the 4th member of the CIA set to enter. Shadow tries to put up a good fight, but now, BDM & Joe have recovered, and the three CIA members swarm him, as their 4th man enters once the buzzer goes off.......Petey Pizzazz! Poor Shadow must now face 4 on 1 odds! The damage is pretty much done, as Petey enters to help his partners kill poor Shadow for another few minutes before they allow the ref to declare him knocked out, thus unable to continue. With about 2 minutes to kill, BDM asks for a mic when they drag the third fallen member of the AOE out of the ring! He starts asking if they want to just give it up, and save themselves the embarrassment, since they are dropping like flies. BDM says whoever comes out as the AOE?s 4th man better be ready, since all 4 of their guys are ready to take him down. The fans are all pissed at the CIA?s smugness, and the fact they are dominating so far. BDM passes the mic back out through one of the camera holes as the clock ticks down for the next AOE member. All 4 members of the CIA in the ring, stand there, waiting confidently to crush whoever comes out. 3! 2! 1! The next man enters.......OCTANE!!!!!!! The crowd EXPLODES as the dominant man comes menacingly charging towards the ring, where he FLATTENS EVERYONE WITH BIG BOOTS! Octane starts tossing guys left and right, sending them into the cage until they are all writhing on the mat. Octane surveys the scene, then picks out his victim, his old nemesis, Petey Pizzazz! Octane grabs Petey, and MURDERS him with THREE Empty Tanks in rapid succession! Petey is OUT COLD, and the referee begins to count him out as Octane strives to fend off the other three men, who are now swarming him! The ref counts, and Petey doesn?t get up! He is gone! Finally, the AOE has eliminated someone! Sadly though, Octane is now being beaten with a chair, and the mangled garbage can, and the next man is the final man for the CIA, who we know will be Jahalaman Jaffe. Octane keeps fighting though, and keeps batting his foes away, as Jaffe enters the battle, carrying a chair of his own. Now, all four men just pound on Octane, who is bloodied, but refuses to stay down. Octane manages to fight the men off in small spurts, but they drag him into a corner, and like a pack of wild dogs, tear him apart. They back away a few times, to see if he is finished, but Octane still struggles up, only to be taken down again. The fans, knowing only General Extreme Superstar is left to come out, start chanting very loudly for him, as we approach the one minute mark until he enters. The CIA keep pounding on Octane, as the clock ticks down the final ten seconds, with the crowd buzzing in anticipation of Extreme hopefully saving the day. 3! 2! 1! Instead of the buzzer, Extreme?s theme music blares through the arena, causing the restless crowd to literally come flying out of their seats! Extreme comes BLAZING down the aisle to a MAMMOTH pop, brandishing a kendo stick of his own! He flies into the cage, where BDM has JuJu go to greet him so they can keep on Octane. Extreme CRACKS JuJu BIG TIME with the cane, and starts pounding the living hell out of him with it as the fans go out of their skulls for him. JuJu falls, and Extreme keeps WAILING away on him until he is knocked out! He leaves JuJu there for the ref to count, as he charges the corner Octane is being worked over in, so he can help him out. Joe Money runs to cut him off, only to be greet with a HUGE baseball home run swing into the chest from Extreme?s cane! Extreme pounds on him, as Octane is now able to fight up, throwing Jaffe & BDM aside, meanwhile JuJu is deemed unfit to continue! Extreme has proved the difference maker, and murders Joe, while Octane, goes after Jaffe, and BDM cowers in a far corner. Within seconds, Octane polishes off Jaffe, and Extreme fights with Joe, who has managed to get the cane away from Extreme, and start to wear him down, but he still keeps coming at him. Octane floors Jaffe with a MAJOR Empty Tank onto some of the weapons, allowing him to be counted out, and eliminated! Octane is then attacked by BDM, who uses a low blow, and a chair to take him back down. As BDM beats a tired Octane with the chair, Extreme HULKS UP, and demolishes Joe, getting him up for his Thunder in Paradise finisher, which he nails, spinning around fiercely, and PLANTING him with the impact! Joe is then counted out, and eliminated! Extreme, all fired up, then looks across the ring at the last remaining man for the CIA, his heated rival, The Billion Dollar Man! The fans nearly riot, as Extreme stares down BDM, while he has no idea what is going on. Finally, after hearing the ovation, and announcement that Joe is eliminated, BDM stops beating on Octane, and slowly turns, with a look of dread, and horror on his face. The fans are JUMPING, as Extreme smiles, and shakes is head as if to say to BDM ?Oh, you are about to get your ass kicked?. While BDM panics, Extreme rushes him, taking him to the mat with furious punches, with fans popping like mad. Extreme then lifts BDM up, and sends him flying into the cage! He picks him up, and sends him to another side, then again, and again, hitting BDM into all four sides! Instead of letting BDM fall, he grabs him, gets him up, and BLASTS him with the Thunder in Paradise! BDM is legally dead now, and Extreme comes down with the LEGDROP! The fans riot, as Extreme picks BDM up, then shoves him into a dazed Octane, who is now to his feet! Octane grabs him, then gets him ALLLLLL the way up in the air for a TOP NOTCH Empty Tank! The riled Extreme cheers him on the whole way, and when BDM hits the canvas, he high fives Octane, and plays up to the insane fans, who are eating this up. As BDM lays out cold, Extreme leads the fans in the ref?s count, everyone knowing BDM is NOT going to get up. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! BDM is finished, the fans go even more nuts, as Extreme & Octane celebrate their win!
*Winners of the War* Extreme Superstar & Octane

Post Match: The cage raises, as Extreme celebrates with the much more stoic Octane, whose celebrating consists of raising his hand to the crowd. The fans go wild as Octane?s music plays. Extreme & Octane have their hands raised, then, they shake each others hands, which the fans love. Vance & Dean talk about what a dominating force the two proved to be, and that they are the two top dogs in the SWF. As we go off the air, Vance tells us how the two men in the ring are the pinnacle of sports entertainment.

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 9/18/04

We open with a video package, detailing Extreme's jump to being a full time wrestler, and subsequent relinquishing of his booking powers, as announced last week. The video ends with Extreme saying that his replacement, the new SWF "Commissioner" would be named right here TONIGHT! Then, we skip the intro, and go LIVE to Vance McMillian, who is in the ring with a mic to address us:

Vance: Welcome everyone to SWF Main Event! (HUGE pop) As you can tell, with me in the ring, I am here for a big announcement, and that is to introduce the new head booker of the SWF, the "Commissioner" as he is to be known. Extreme sent me out to do this, since as chairman of the SWF Board of Directors, I should be the one to make it official by welcoming the Commish aboard. (business like) Now, I think it's important to explain how this person came to be chosen. This individual was handpicked by Extreme Superstar himself, a person he chose for the role a few weeks back in anticipation of his potential move to becoming an active wrestler. To find the right person for the job, Extreme says he looked to wrestling's past, where he draws much of his inspiration. He studied all the various authority figures in wrestling history to find one that fit how the SWF should be run. One of his all-time favorite wrestlers had served as an authority figure for both the former WWF & WCW, bringing his no-nonsense, never say die, take no prisoners attitude to office with him, making decisions that benefitted the fans, which is just what Extreme wants the SWF Commissioner to do. Extreme used this man as the model for his replacement, scouring the globe for the individual who fit the bill. And he found that person, a man who is almost a carbon copy of Extreme's legendary wrestling hero that inspired his mold for the perfect SWF Commissioner. Without further ado, on behalf of the SWF Board of Directors, ladies and gentleman, the newly appointed SWF Commissioner........."Rowdy" ROBERT Piper!

The fans seem confused, as does Dean in the booth, when the familiar Roddy Piper bagpipes tune hits, with EXTREME SUPERSTAR walking to the ring, clad in a red kilt w/ the traditional belt and satchel thing (with black jean shorts under the kilt), a white red ringer shirt with "Hot Rob!" written on it like a replica of Roddy's famous "Hot Rod!" shirt, with a black leather jacket over it, just like Roddy! The fans start to laugh, popping huge, seeing Extreme is still seemingly in charge. Vance is all smiles, as is Extreme, who made no effort to disguise his face, blatantly using this character to stay the booker. Extreme.....err......."Rowdy" Robert Piper (RRP) takes the mic from Vance, after shaking his hand, ready to address the fans:

RRP(smiling, playing it for laughs, not disguising his voice): Well, well, well fans. Since you don't know who I am (big laughs) I better introduce myself. I'm ROWDY Robert Piper, the NEW man in charge around here! (drawing a rather large pop, the fans seem to get it) Some of the guys in the back apparently weren't too keen on Extreme running the company if he was gonna be wrestler too (HUGE boos, RRP nods in agreement), they have been causing a big fuss ever since Extreme started to wrestle, even part-time, so he felt it was only fair to step away, and let someone totally new run things (more laughs). While I don't know Extreme too well other than a few meetings (more laughs, RRP smiles), I can tell you that if this (all fired up) was MY company, I'd tell those guys to STICK IT, and keep running it however I damn well pleased! (HUGE pop, followed by "Rowdy" chant) Now, I'd like to..........

Anything further is cut off by Cash Inc's theme, and all 3 members of Cash Inc storm the ring to massive heel heat, looking angry. BDM has a mic, angrily addressing RRP (who is pissed) face to face, with his buddies backing him up:

BDM(angry): What the hell is this Extreme?! You think this is funny, pretending to step down, and keeping control? That my friend is a SEVERE conflict of interest (HUGE boos), we've gone round and round about this before!

RRP(angry as well): Look here friend, you and your boys better stand down, shut up, and listen to what I am about to tell you! (HUGE pop) First off, this isn't your company, as much as you'd like it to be, Extreme Superstar beat your ass every time out to prevent it from being your company (another huge pop), so you have NO RIGHT coming down here, saying ANYTHING about the way the SWF is run! (more loud cheering) You, your buddies, and some others took issue with Extreme Superstar being the booker even when he was wrestling occasionally, then he decided to be a full-time wrestler, and stepped down from his booking duties, putting "Rowdy" Robert Piper in charge, so there you go, Extreme isn't doing the booking now.

BDM(angry): Listen to me EXTREME, just stop ok? Stop this charade, be a MAN, and do the right thing by giving control to someone else! (HUGE boos)

RRP: "Rowdy" Robert Piper is the Commish, Extreme is just a wrestler now, so technically, I gave someone else control. I appeased your requests, so quit whining! (another big pop) Ok, you want me to stop the charade? Fine. I'll tell you this straight up, *I* own this company, not you, this is the SWF, the SUPERSTAR Wrestling Federation, and in case you don't get it, the "Superstar" part stands for EXTREME Superstar! (big pop) Besides, why do you have to get so uptight, I've always booked things fair, the people seem to like it (HUGE pop), so why be the wet blanket, and ruin everyone's good time? Coming out as "Rowdy" Robert Piper was a fun little way for me to announce that I wasn't going to give into the backstage pressure and step down, but I can see, it pisses you off. You see it as a slap in the face, like I'm rubbing it in that I'm going to stay the booker. Is that how you feel?

BDM(angry): Yes. Yes it is.

RRP(smiles) Well sir, you are RIGHT, that's EXACTLY what I'm doing! (HUGE pop, Cash Inc is pissed) I don't give a good god damn what a few whiners think about me running MY own company! (HUGE pop) So what? I just so happened to gain a WEE bit of a fan following, becoming more popular than you, deal with it! (HUGE pop, RRP gets serious) I know what this is really all about, you don't fool me. It's jealousy, pure and simple. I've been fair since DAY ONE, (points to all 3 Cash Inc members) even to you guys, who any normal boss would have tossed on their asses after trying to take over their company. The only reason you are so up in arms is because I have eclipsed you, I've become the top draw, something you all want to be.

BDM(obviously effected by Extreme's speech): Enough now "Dr. Extreme". Let's get back to this "Rowdy" Robert Piper issue. You just said it was meant to piss us off, it worked, so congratulations, now let's be done with it.


RRP(smiles): You know what, I kinda dig this getup, having Scottish roots myself, and the fans seem to appreciate the change (big pop), I'm gonna stick with it, "Rowdy" Robert Piper is STILL the SWF Commissioner! (HUGE pop, Cash Inc is angry)

BDM(furious): DAMN IT! JUST STOP WITH THE GAMES! (calms down) Alright, "Rowdy Robert Piper", tell you what, right here tonight, you, versus all 3 of us, BY YOURSELF, a handicap match! If we win, you stop this stupid nonsense, and appoint a REAL Commissioner, if you win (scoffs) you can keep doing (disgusted) whatever you call this. If you really are the man you say, you'll have no problem accepting.

RRP: You three versus me? (Cash Inc all nod) Typical tag rules, one fall, what?

BDM(confers with his friends): Ok, tag rules, we guarantee no funny stuff, but you have to pin all three of us.

RRP: You're on! (HUGE pop) But let me say this. While you've gone toe to toe with Extreme Superstar, you've never been in the ring with "Rowdy" Robert Piper, and I'll tell you something boys, he LOVES to fight! (HUGE pop)

BDM: We'll see you in the ring. (Cash Inc walk off)

RRP nods, then tosses his mic to Vance while his theme plays, and Vance starts the show with his famous "Let's KICK IT OFF!" before the opening video finally plays.

Buffalo Billy & Lt. Jim Dingle vs Alabama Man & Walter
Interesting teams here, as Billy & Dingle have tried their hands at tag competition before, and Vance & Dean inform us they are giving it another shot versus Alabama Man, who is trying to find a name for himself, and Walter, the Hardcore champ, who is in this since the SWF doesn't want to shake up the title scene before we get the fan voted War Games lineup later tonight. Billy starts with AM, and does well, until AM uses his power, forcing the tag to Dingle. Dingle uses some chain wrestling to slow it down, then AM tags Walter. Walter pummels Dingle, so Dingle tags back to Billy. Billy takes some punishment, and apparently likes it, before mounting a comeback, showing some decent brawling, and nice tech skills. Walter tags back to AM, after he is overwhelmed by a sudden burst of psychotic violence from Billy, surprising the announcers, fans, and everyone at ringside. Billy's eyes are wide, as he screams and rips at his hair, revealing his insane side as AM has no idea how to react. Billy mauls him, and soon nails the Buffalo Bomb, as a stunned Dingle snaps out of his bewilderment to hold Walter off as Billy scores the pin.
*Winners* Buffalo Billy & Lt. Jim Dingle

Post Match: As Billy's music plays, the clearly unstable man returns to his giggling and smiling bizarre ways, and encourages a freaked out Dingle to dance with him. Dingle reluctantly obliges, as the announcers wonder about Billy's state of mind, going from just weird, to enraged madman in an instant.

We see a promo spot for War Games, showing scenes of tanks firing, and clips of the 5 man teams set to square off in the main event match of the same name. When we return live, Vance says the lineup will be announced before the main event. Dean says the show will consist of the previously announced main event, four title defenses by the champions not in the main event, and 3 grudge matches, picked by fans to settle various issues. Dean also points out the stipulations for each match were voted on by fans as well!


Jules & Silkky Smooth vs Tony Ramon & The Mercenary
This match is apparently set to resolve issues after Jules beat Merc for the TV title at Heatwave, and Tony had a bit of a scuffle with Silkky after a match two weeks ago. This works out good, since Jules was brought to the SWF by Silkky, so their teaming works. Tony however, after breaking up his teaming with The Don, seems to have sown the seeds for a face turn (with people starting to pop for him), and his teaming with Merc is explained pre-match by him telling us Merc asked to team with him so he could get his hands on Jules. With all that out of the way, the four all engage in a brawl in the ring, which the ref has a hard time containing, so he lets it go. Jules pairs off with Merc, while Silkky duels with Tony. Jules takes out Merc, as Tony fights off Silkky. Jules comes over to do a two on one attack, but the ref tries to force him out, so the match can finally get officially underway. Jules pushes the ref aside, and the bell rings for the DQ, as Tony slides out of the ring, to avoid a handicap beat down. Fans cheer Tony a bit as he walks to the back, seeing him as innocent in this scenario.
*Winners, by DQ*Tony Ramon & The Mercenary

We head backstage, where Angelica is set to interview "Rowdy Robert Piper", who even has his own dressing room! Angelica knocks, and Extreme answers, in his RRP gear. Angelica, smiling, starts the interview:

Angelica: So, "Rowdy" Robert Piper, what are your thoughts going into the handicap match versus all three members of Cash Inc tonight? After all, aren't you worried about the deck being stacked against you, and losing your new position as SWF Commissioner?

RRP(flirting): First of all, you can just call me Robert. And, before we go any further, forgive me if I'm out of line, but you are a very pretty lass if I say so, Extreme Superstar is lucky to have such a fine, classy woman like you on his arm (fans, and Angelica laugh, enjoying the joke). But, oh, sorry, back on topic. The deck may be stacked up against me, but I'm ready. I need to show that I'm not going to take any nonsense, or be bossed around by anyone, and taking Cash Inc on in a handicap match is the prefect scenario do that. Am I worried about losing my job? (gets serious) No. (big pop) You see, if Rowdy Robert Piper is anything, he's a fighter. Like I warned them earlier, I LOVE to fight! (another big pop, RRP gets riled up) Three on one, four on one, sixty on one, I just don't care! (big pop) Bring all you got boys, I'm prepared to come out swinging! You want to talk War Games?! We'll start a war here tonight, no point waiting 6 days for the PPV! The Rowdy One is set to bring THIS war directly to your front door TONIGHT! So all you at home, strap in tight, put grandma Gertrude to bed, and crank the volume up loud, because Rowdy Robert Piper is set to go! BDM, Jahalaman Jaffe, Joe Money, all three of you better be prepared, get your battle plans mapped out, stock up on weapons, and say your last rites, whatever you have to do! When that bell rings, this entire arena is going to be turned on his ear, as Rowdy Robert Piper lays the law down on Cash Inc's asses! (the fans pop massive, as RRP storms off, completely keyed up for his match)

Angelica(energized by RRP): Well, there you have it, Rowdy Robert Piper is ready for tonight! (holding her earpiece, as someone tells her something on it, her expression turns serious) Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed of a breaking development. It appears that the three females of The Bell Kids, Jessie, Lisa, and Kelly have been kidnaped (Vance & Dean are shocked at the news). We are now going to bring in the SWF's own Lt. Jim Dingle, who is working on the case to tell us more. (Dingle walks in, looking somber as well) Lieutenant, can you let us in on just what happened?

Dingle: Well, the ladies were last seen near the catering area about 10 minutes ago, where they were enjoying some cupcakes from a tray, cupcakes nobody is sure where they came from. It appears that these cupcakes were drugged, and the ladies were left unconscious from eating them, as a masked man was seen carrying the two of the ladies off, loading them into a white conversion van in the parking area, with the third woman already inside. The man, who wore all black, assaulted a parking security officer when he came to see what was going on, then sped off. We are still piecing things together, the evidence is all being taken for examination, and police are scouring the area for the van. As for the man, he is said to be about 6 feet tall, and somewhat slender. I can assure you all...........

A crew member rushes to the scene, and delivers an envelope to Dingle, apparently from his mystery stalker! Dingle opens it, and it says "I told you it would start tonight. Catch me, if you can!". Dingle seems disturbed by this, and walks off, as a bewildered Angelica has no choice but to toss things back to the ring, for the next match, promising to update us, if more comes out on the kidnaping.



Octane, & The Black Dragons vs Petey, JuJu, & Daimon
This is somewhat preparation for War Games, as Octane, the Dragons, Petey, and JuJu are all set to be in the War Games main event. Petey announces beforehand that while he hasn't patched things up with Daimon, formerly Yeti, from their past alliance and split, he and JuJu needed a partner, and the monestrous Daimon was a good choice. JuJu starts with Quow, laying down a major beating after withstanding an early flurry from him. JuJu beats Quow to the point victory is in sight, when Quow makes the desperation tag to Shadow. JuJu beats on him, until Shadow scores an enziguri, and almost pins him with a senton off the top rope. JuJu wisely reaches for a tag, allowing Petey to come in, as Shadow, not wanting to risk being worn down again, tags in the SWF champion, Octane, to a big time pop. Petey, not wanting to mix it up with Octane, tags in Daimon. Daimon unloads on Octane, but the champ fights back, and drops the big man with a signature running big boot! Octane goes for the pin, but Petey sneaks in, and breaks it at 2 before the Dragons can cut him off. Octane starts to continue his assault, when Daimon starts to come back, before Octane nails a chokeslam on the massive man! Petey runs in to prevent a pin, as the Dragons rush in to cut him off! This draws in JuJu, who takes both Dragons down with a KILLER double clothesline! The ref has no choice but try to get them out of the ring, as Octane has Daimon pinned! As Petey/JuJu brawl with the Dragons, and the ref is tied up with that, Faith & Devotion run from the crowd to help Daimon! The two men swarm Octane, beating him to the ground! Then, yet another man runs to the ring, The Janitor! Janitor, being a member of the fan favorite War Games team along with Octane & the Dragons comes down with his broom, swinging for the fences on F&D! The fans are rabid for this, as Janitor saves Octane from F&D, with Daimon having rolled near his corner, still out of it. Seeing this all, Petey/JuJu turn the ref's focus to Janitor, and Janitor takes off, as the Petey/JuJu stop their pounding on the Dragons, calling for the ref to DQ their opponents due to his involvement! But, the ref saw no actual physicality, so he says no! This is chaos, as Octane & Daimon are laid out on the mat, with F&D out cold outside of the ring, and the Dragons dazedly walking back to their corners, then the indignant Petey/JuJu go to their corners too, pissed they couldn't pick up the DQ win. Octane tags in Shadow, the fresher of the two Dragons, who goes right at Daimon, who is just making it to his knees on the other side of the ring. Daimon is in perfect position for his Flying Wizard finisher! Shadow runs to hit the move, as Petey discreetly slaps Daimon for the tag. The ref saw the tag, but Shadow didn't as, he nails the move on Daimon, Petey storms in, and catches Shadow as he gets up with the Piece of Pizzazz! Petey quickly covers Shadow for the 1-2-3! They stole this one!
*Winners* Petey, JuJu, & Daimon

Post Match: As Octane & The Dragons try to get up, Petey & JuJu head for the hills, celebrating their sneaky, but fair victory, leaving Daimon still out on the canvas. On the floor, F&D start to stir, and officials come down to clear everyone out of the ring, as Dean Bokerlund is going to announce the War Games lineup in a minute we are told by Vance in the booth.

We cut to another promo for the upcoming Halloween Hell PPV, set to take place on Halloween night in Extreme Superstar's birthplace of Key West Florida. This ad starts with orange text on a black screen, saying "Halloween is a night for darkness, and this year, the darkness that strikes Key West beckons him.......home." Then we hear Extreme Superstar's theme music, as loud crowd cheering is heard, and Extreme's logo hits the screen, followed by a woman's blood curdling scream and her saying "HE'S RETURNED FOR US ALL!", as silver text says "Prepare for the Extreme Homecoming" under the logo. As the scream fades, the screen shifts to a beautiful overhead look at daytime Key West, which turns to darkness, as a deep man's voice declares "Key West gets Extreme........again.", with the Halloween Hell logo, and PPV information appearing on screen. The ad fades as we go back live, where Dean is in the ring to announce the fan voted War Games card.

Dean: It is now time to announce the full War Games lineup, determined by YOU, the fans (big pop)! As you already know, War Games comes at you live in 6 days, Friday September 24th, and in the main event War Games cage match, we'll see The team now known as The Army of Extreme, captained by General Extreme Superstar (HUGE pop), teammates Octane, The Black Dragons, and The Janitor (large pop for the team) take on their opponents, now billed as The Cash Inc Army, captained by General Billion Dollar Man (HUGE boos), Jahalaman Jaffe, Joe Money, Petey Pizzazz, & JuJu (mega boos for the team). Now, we find out the vote winning undercard! First, the title matches.

Dean starts with the U.S. title match, where the champion The Freedom Fighter, will face.......Mike Suicide! And it's a Ladder match! Next, the Television title match. TV champ, Jules will defend against TWO men, as Jim Dingle & Buffalo Billy shockingly were tied for first place! It will be a 3 Way Dance! The SWF 6 Man champs, The Bell Kids, will defend against their enemies, The Breakfast Club! It will be a Last Team Standing match! Apparently, it works like a regular Last Man Standing match, but goes until one entire team can no longer get up! In our last title match, champion Walter, will defend against the man he scored the upset over at Heatwave, Jack Suicide! And that will be a HIGH INCIDENT MATCH! In this type of match, the combatants fight on a scaffold suspended 20 feet above the ring, and continues until one man is knocked off, sending him crashing through the tables stacked up below!

Dean then announces the "Grudge" matches. First up, to settle the Faith & Devotion's fight against immorality, they will face Sex Connection in a Hardcore match! F&D are allowed to compete in that sort of match since fans voted on it! To play up on the Good Ol' Boys vs Generation Gap feud, Tex Gentry will face Disco Danny in a "Southern" Strap match! In Strap matches, participants are linked together by the wrist with a 10 foot leather strap, which they can use to whip their opponent with. You have to drag your opponent by the strap, and touch all four corners to win. In the final grudge match, Tony Ramon will face his new rival Silkky Smooth in a Stretcher match! In this contest, there will be a stretcher next to the ring, and in order to win, you must put your opponent on it, then wheel them to the top of the aisle, past a designated line.

With the lineup announced, Dean walks back to the announce booth, where Vance reminds us to tune in to the SWF Awards show, honoring the best in the 1st year of the SWF. The special will air on September 29th, in place of a night after War Games edition of SWF Main Event. Dean makes it back to the booth, and we go to the ring for the main event!




Main Event: Handicap match: "Rowdy" Robert Piper vs Cash Inc
Cash Inc come out first to massive boos, awaiting their opponent. Extreme does in fact come out as RRP, using the Roddy Piper WWF bagpipe theme, and still sporting the kilt and shirt, but no jacket. He's got his black shorts still on under the kilt, and has kneepads and black boots. The fans pop big for RRP, getting into the spirit of the whole thing, as the announcer bills him as RRP, not Extreme, and says he hails from Scotland! Cash Inc are pissed at this, while RRP dances a jig to the music, much to the fans' delight, further infuriating Cash Inc. RRP seems to be ready to go, set to wrestle in his full getup! Joe Money is selected to start for his team as the bell rings and BDM/Jaffe step out to their place on the apron. RRP comes on strong, firing off some furious jabs, followed by a poke to the eye, a total Roddy Piper move! The fans pick up on it too, chanting "Piper! Piper!". RRP dishes out the punishment, dominating Joe with his straight ahead offense, cranking it up a notch in the brawling department to better reflect the real Piper. Joe starts to fight back, but RRP uses a discreet mule kick to the nether region as Joe stands behind him! Joe starts to fall to the mat in pain, but RRP keeps him up, and Russian legsweeps him! As Joe gets up, RRP meets him with a dropkick to put him right back down! Joe scrambles up again, only to receive a Piper-esque running knee! RRP then whips Joe off the ropes, but Joe comes off with a clothesline, RRP ducks it, runs off the other side, and DRILLS him with the spear! Joe is down for sure now! RRP gets up, then lifts the back of his kilt as a taunt to BDM/Jaffe! The fans pop big for that, having a good time with this. RRP picks Joe up, whips him in the corner, and delivers the corner splash! The fans know it's only the beginning of the "around the world" splashes, and pop big for the trademark Extreme move. RRP completes the series, and Joe staggers out of the last corner, then gets a hard Manhattan drop! Joe bounces around in a circle while RRP rears back his right hand, measures it up, lifts the leg like a baseball pitcher, then HAMMERS Joe with the big punch, one Roddy Piper used to use back in the day, even acts as one of his finishers in PS2's Smackdown HCTP! Joe does a big leap in the air on impact, falls to the mat, and RRP pins him, 1-2-3! He beat him with the Piper Punch! The fans pop huge, as Jaffe is sent in to attack RRP from behind! Jaffe viciously pounds RRP, using his blind sided attack to finally turn the tide in this match. Jaffe keeps the ball in his court, using his mat skills to wear down RRP to the point that he looks close to defeat. Jaffe sets up for the Arabian Goodnight, but RRP backdrops out of it! The tired RRP starts to get fired up, meeting Jaffe with some hard right hands as he gets up. RRP then whips Jaffe off the ropes, meeting him in the center of the ring with a jumping DDT! The crowd gets behind him, as RRP feeds off their energy for his second wind. He waits for Jaffe to get up, then blasts him with the Light's Out! Jaffe is out of it! RRP shakes his head to say he's not done, then climbs the ropes, calling out "AIR SCOTLAND!" , before coming off the top rope onto Jaffe with the flying headbutt! The fans are really into it now, but RRP is still not satisfied. He picks up Jaffe, then gets him in position for one of Piper's old faithful finishers, the PILEDRIVER! RRP brings Jaffe down hard with the `driver, and covers him, 1-2-3! With the fans popping huge, the riled RRP turns to BDM, pointing at him, telling him to step on in! BDM reluctantly enters, before suddenly rushing RRP! Luckily, RRP is too fired up, blocking his offense with punches of his own! RRP finishes off a punch combo with the Piper eye poke, then stomps on his foot, rakes him in the eyes, and sends him to the mat with a walloping punch! The fans are going wild, as RRP plays up to them. RRP turns back to see BDM getting up, ducks a clothesline attempt, and hits a neckbreaker! RRP picks BDM right back up, then nails a big time suplex! As BDM gets up again, RRP runs up with a face plant maneuver that looks like a bulldog, a Piper standard! RRP picks BDM up again, only for BDM to fight back, then whip him off the ropes! RRP comes off, then slips around the back of BDM for the mother of all Roddy Piper moves, his crown jewel finisher, that immortal 80's standard, the.......SLEEPER HOLD! The fans actually pop mega for the sleeper, and RRP has got it locked on good, thrashing BDM around a bit as he crumples to the canvas! Before you know it, RRP has BDM out cold on his ass in the center of the ring! The ref closes in to lift the hand the required three times, and does it once, it falls! He does it the second time, it falls to a big pop! He does it the last time........it falls! The fans explode! RRP wins with the sleeper! RRP lives!
*Winner* "Rowdy" Robert Piper

Post Match: RRP wildly celebrates the win as the bagpipes play, and the fans pop like mad. He is doing a dead on Roddy with this thing, and the people love it. Vance & Dean talk up the fact that Extreme is still in charge of the SWF booking, under the guise of RRP since he won, and how much the fans enjoy it. RRP keeps celebrating as the woozy BDM is helped to the back by the ref, looking like he wants to cry in humiliation. Foiled again BDM, foiled again. The show fades out as Vance & Dean pimp War Games, and RRP jumps out of the ring, taking his celebration into the crowd! The fans all swarm him, they love RRP!

END OF SHOW

Random Stuff!
Yes, I'm bored, so Random Stuff is back. Now, it will be in a more palatable form, broken up into 4 categories, Wrestling, Movies, Television, and Music. Now, onto to my random musings:

Wrestling

Not much to say other than WWE sucks right now, and it's really taking it's toll on me, a person who has literally never known life NOT watching wrestling, so I'm loyal to the core, and continue tuning in, as if it were some masochistic ritual. But, hopefully, by Wrestlemania 21, Bret Hart or Hulk Hogan will have shown up, if only for their swan song, giving me something to look forward to.

The new character of Simon Dean, whose promos started Monday night has me interested. Dean is like a wrestling fitness guru in the fashion of infomercial king Tony Little. I like these kinds of fun gimmicks, and I believe they can add a lot of entertainment to shows, unlike bland, or mind-numbingly stupid typical WWE crap. Wrestling was fun in the 80's because they had fun characters, who weren't so wacky that they were stupid, but zany enough to entertain. WWE should hire writers who understand the difference between fun and entertaining characters, like Hurricane or Simon Dean, and intelligence insulting ones like Eugene.

Rumor has it, NWA-TNA is looking to sign Scott Hall & Kevin Nash, and I for one would love it. While Nash, as much as I enjoy him, proved in his latest WWE run last year that he is pretty much done as a wrestler, Scott still has some gas in the tank. If Scott goes to TNA, and shows that to WWE management, he might just get an invite back. If that happened, and Razor Ramon was reborn, I'd wet myself, and practically forgive WWE for all their wrongdoings since it's downward spiral began in the tail end of 2001.

Lastly, I just got the news today that one of my favorite underrated WWE talents, Jamie Noble got his release from the company. Jamie is one hell of a worker, so I sure hope he bounces back, and has good luck with whatever he decides to do next.

Movies

Having FINALLY got Dish (DVR no less!) hooked up in my room, I can safely say my insomnia isn't as big a problem as before, since I have access to all the movie channels. I have been recording and watching practically everything that tickles my fancy even slightly. Recordable devices such as Tivo and Dish's DVR might just be one of the greatest inventions of the past few years, right behind the surge of p2p clients and torrent servers that let me scream in delight like a little girl because I can download Royal Rumble 1991.

Speaking of my Dish movie watching experience, nothing beats those cheap ass b-flicks starring former 80's standouts. Some prove to be good, like Night of the Running Man, starring the beyond awesome Andrew McCarthy (BRAT PACK BABY!), and some are intriguing solely based on who's in them, like the one I watched last night, Write to Kill. Write to Kill starred Scott Valentine, who is best known as Nick from the epic, epic, EPIC 80's family sitcom, Family Ties. On Family Ties, Nick was the boneheaded boyfriend of Keaton sibling Mallory, who also happened to rank low on the IQ charts. But, if seeing Nick (sans his KILLER mullet) star as a struggling mystery writer out for the revenge of his dead brother WASN'T odd enough, his leading lady made it even more surreal. Playing his love interest, and professional con-woman, was Joan Severance, who is practically a queen of B-movies (mainly erotic thrillers), who played the love interest of my hero Hulk F'N Hogan in one of my bestest, most favoritest movies ever, No Holds Barred! So here I was, watching NICK & Hulk's former movie flame teaming up to catch bad guys, when things got EVEN MORE screwed up. The duo engaged in a SEX SCENE!!!!!!! Dear lord, how do movies that feature Scott Valentine & Joan Severance doing the dastardly deed ever get made, and how do I sign on to write them? It's movies like these that make staying up at 3am totally worth it. You people can have your 8 hours of sleep, as long as movies like this are on, things aren't so bad for us night owls.

Onto current films. Nothing on the horizon is piquing my interests, so I'll have to wait until Batman comes out next year for anything worth spending money to see. Batman will surely suck, something that hit me when I saw that the Bat-mobile is nothing more than a concept car, and in no way resembling the cool Bat-mobile of movie's past. I heard Kevin Smith is doing a sequel to a fav film of mine, Clerks, so that should be cool when it comes out. As for the endless saga of the Superman movie, it still seems like if it ever does get made, it's bound to fail, but I'm still curious about it, since while I sparingly liked comics, Batty and Supes have always been golden in my book. Freddy vs Jason 2 is looking to be made, but they might ruin it by adding Ash from Evil Dead. I've seen the trilogy of Ash movies, being Evil Dead parts 1 & 2, and Army of Darkness, and sorry people, I just don't see what's so damned special about them. I must admit, I did like Army of Darkness, but seeing Ash mess up Freddy vs Jason round 2 will piss a lot of people off like me, who could give a crap about Evil Dead characters. If it was Michael Myers or Pinhead, I'd say give it a go, but not someone who is only there to appease fringe-horror Evil Dead fanboys. Finally, there is one prospective movie that has been rumored for years I hope we will someday see, Rocky 6. To me, seeing Rocky grace the screen for one last outing would be one of the most anticipated theatrical releases of my life, right along side my crazed anticipation awaiting Hulk Hogan's first starring role in No Holds Barred, and Freddy vs Jason, with the Kill Bill films rounding out the list. Just to be in a theater, and out of nowhere, hearing that famous music blast through the place, with a simple "It's Coming" graphic for the teaser would have me standing on my chair, screaming about Rocky's triumphant return. If this movie does come to fruition, it NEEDS Hulk back as Thunderlips, and damn, if Hulk is in it, I might need some nitro pills to get through the thing without my heart exploding, I will simply go BONKERS. I apologize in advance to any future film goers who might be in the same theater as me should this event occur, but please understand, there is only so much awesome one man can take, and Hulk in Rocky 6 is just too damn much.

Television

Besides the criminally short Ali G Show 2nd season (6 episodes?!), the soon ending Reno 911! 2nd season, and the Dead Like Me 2nd season, that still proves the show kicks ass, no current show has been deemed worth while by me. South Park returns thankfully in October, and the shows I just mentioned are either wrapping up, or done for the season, so I'll have to wait until next year for more. By then, Sopranos will finally show up for it's final 10 episodes, ending another fav show of mine, but Family Guy, and Quantum F'N Leap will be brought back! I guess it balances things out that Family Guy returns, and Quantum is getting the chance via TV movie (and possible revival series) to fix the finale's error, but there was a time almost every night had good stuff on. I used to love ABC in the late 90's, with Drew Carey before it started sucking, Two Guys, a Girl, AND A PIZZA PLACE (Don't try to change the title people!), and Spin F'N City (see how I use that to accentuate the coolness of things?) among others, plus my beloved wrestling when there were 3 promotions out there, all at peak eras. TV needs to boot reality TV, and since Frasier & Friends have AT LONG LAST been taken from the airwaves, start a new era, a Renaissance for quality programs. Bring back zany sitcoms, loaded with slapstick humor. Do big time blow 'em up action shows, loaded with violence. Entertain me again, you magical box! They are on the right track, Family Guy & Quantum are on the way, now, get Michael J. Fox his own show again, bring back Oz & Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place, then cast Bronson Pinchot & Thomas Hayden Church in something so that at least *I* can love television again.

Music

Music is another thing I am not pleased with, which has been well documented, so, I look to the past. This brings about a confession: I LOVE 80's music. I've known it all along, but now, since I have been on a non-stop 80's music kick lately, I've decided to come clean. Oh, I've told people I love 80's metal and stuff, but not my secret longings of pop tunes and some of the softer stuff. I think I've even found a new top favorite band, one I've admired from a far, but until now haven't embraced it, The Bangles. Laugh if you will, but I'm sure YOU, yes, YOU have some skeletons in your musical closet. But I REFUSE to hide it any longer, I'll say it loud, I'll say it proud, I LOVE THE BANGLES! THEY ROCK!!!! And yes, I'm listening to them right now as I type this.

In the last bit of my musings that have stretched on to an alarming length, I want to expound on that last paragraph, I want to talk about guilty musical pleasures. It's kind of sad really to have them, in the sense that you conceal them out of the fear of being mocked, or that as much as you like it, it's hard to actually go out and purchase it if it's particularly embarrassing or against type. Me for example, I said I loved The Bangles, an 80's "chick band", and another shocker I will now confess to, I also like some Sarah McLachlan music too. But as much as I REALLY like their music, do you know how insanely awkward it would be for me to walk up to the the counter at a music shop with it? You have to understand, I have enough social insecurities already, and I'd prefer not to go out and actively add to them by purchasing this kind of music. I'm not a tall guy, I stand about 5'8 with boots on, but am a broad shouldered, stocky guy, with a bit of a hip look (if you ask me) of a backwards white fitted hat, usually a colorful button down shirt, stylish Nike sneakers, and long jean shorts, with a cool, but not cocky swagger all my own. Now, imagine a dude like me strolling up to the counter with a Best of The Bangles or Sarah McLachlan CD. Sure, you could try to play it off like it's not for you, but I've told you, I'm not good in social situations, it's hard enough to just exchange in small talk with strangers like that. I'm pretty sure that's why bootleg music is so popular, so goth kids, skaters, lone wolf outsiders like myself, etc can pirate us up the music we love, but don't feel like being hassled over. Because heaven help him if a metal head digs Barry Manilow or something. You know what, screw the people that disagree with you tastes in music, TV, movies, whatever. We shouldn't feel so bad about it I guess, after all, it's kind of special, like something we are tuned into that most others are missing out on. Hey, next time your looking to pick up a CD, or even a DVD, go on and pick up that one you know you'll get picked on for, but really like. A minute or uncomfortableness, or the occasional jokes by people you know is a small price to pay for a lifetime of enjoyment if it means that much to you. I'll even try it myself the next time I can.


Well, that's all, sorry for the extremely long article, but I feel better now I got it all out. I leave you now with a random quote:


"So.....Who are you going to Amy Grant with?"- Reno 911's Lt. Jim Dangle, propositioning a male hotel clerk to join him in seeing a concert

SWF Promo Posters!
Check out these cool PPV promos for the upcoming SWF PPVs, Halloween Hell & Soul Survivor!

SWF Main Event 9/11/04

Before the opening video, we see a short video of a waving American flag, and a graphic that says "The SWF Salutes America" and hear the massive "USA" chants from the live crowd. Then, we slowly fade out, and after a few seconds, see the traditional opening, before going live (and see the ring has red white and blue ropes, and American flag ring aprons/banners), where Vance is on his way to the ring, holding a mic. When he gets in the ring, he address the fans:

Vance: Right off the bat folks, we will find out who you, the fans have voted on to be in the War Games main event match at the War Games PPV! (huge pop) We asked you to give us your choices for the 5 favorite, and 5 most hated SWF talents, the top vote getters set to be on opposing sides in the highly anticipated match. The top vote getters from each side will be named the "General" for their respective teams. First, the five men YOU have chosen for the the "most hated" side! We will name the participants in order of your votes, from 5th, to the number one man, who will be named the team general. Without further ado......

The big screen has "War Games Participants" displayed on it, then, as the number they are is announced by Vance, the screen displays the name of who was chosen as that number. Vance intros # 5 for the most hated side, the screen reveals it to be JuJu! # 4 is Petey Pizzazz! #'s 3 & 2 are the team of Joe Money & Jahalaman Jaffe (the SWF Tag champs)! The fans boo each choice heartily, to express that they voted them as most hated. The screen then says "Team General", as Vance says the man was the voted "The most hated man in the SWF", The Billion Dollar Man! That was an obvious choice, but a good one. Now, Vance tells us we will see who the fan favorite team is. He intros # 5, the screen reveals it is The Janitor! #'s 4 & 3 are a team, The Black Dragons. Vance intros # 2, and we find out that it is SWF champion, Octane! That is kind of shocking, and a lot of people seem shocked he isn't the general. Vance says that the fans had an "open ballot", so # 1 could be ANYONE. Vance hypes us up to find out the most popular man, who will be team general. A hush falls over the crowd, as everyone sits in anticipation, as no name is being displayed for dramatic effect. Fans start to chant for Extreme Superstar, then, finally, the screen changes, to where a large "# 1" is displayed, followed by the Extreme Superstar logo! The fans go APESHIT, and Extreme's music hits! Extreme has been chosen as the general for his team at War Games! As his music plays, Extreme comes walking to the ring! The fans continue their loud support of him, as he enters the ring, and he asks Vance for his mic, which he gladly gives him. Extreme looks happy, but then turns serious as he begins to speak:

Extreme(seriously): Well, I am honored to be chosen by you, the fans as the team general, but this is bringing about something I guess I can't avoid any longer. Since day one, I have only stepped into the ring to settle an issue I had with someone, and have been met with a favorable response every time out. (big pop) I have always wanted to be a steady wrestler, but as the owner of the SWF, I just felt it was a conflict of interest (big boos), however, nowadays, it seems like you WANT me to wrestle full-time (HUGE, MASSIVE pop). Since that is what you want, from this day forward, Extreme Superstar is now a full-time member of the SWF roster! (UNREAL pop) Now before anyone in the back cries fowl, I will be turning over booking control (HUGE boos) to a man I have scoured the globe to find, to be named the SWF "Commissioner" next week. After tonight, Extreme Superstar is no longer the man behind the SWF booking (more GIANT boos). But hey, tonight is gonna be great, we are celebrating America! (HUGE pop) I am so proud to present this tribute broadcast........


He is cut off by the sound of Ayatollah Sheik's music! Extreme & Vance, who remain in the ring are angered by the interruption. Sheik has a mic, and in the aisle, begins a tirade:

Sheik(angry): I don't want to hear this Americana, rah-rah stuff! (HUGE boos) This country is a disease! You should be ashamed to......

A furious Extreme cuts him off to respond:

Extreme(pissed): Now you listen here pal! (MEGA pop) This is MY country, and I for one, and DAMN proud to be living in it! (another massive pop) I know that everyone in this building right now can agree, it doesn't matter if you were born here, or not, America has been a welcome home to us all! (another big time pop) That is what makes this country so great, we are made up of all different types of people, some here by birth, others by emigration, but the USA embraces us all, making every last one of us Americans! (MEGA pop, followed by a "USA" chant) I have had it with all the anti-American rhetoric you've been spouting off since you came to the SWF, and now that I am an full-time active wrestler, I want YOU, in a match, TONIGHT! (HUUUUGE pop) In my final act of booking power, I am DEMANDING an anything goes, "Love it or leave it" match, if you lose, you leave the SWF, and the country! (enormous pop)


Sheik(angry): FINE! I would be delighted to embarrass you right here in the country you love so much, in your native Florida no less!


Extreme: Great, then it's ON! (another HUGE pop) Now, Vance, would you do the honors of starting the show?


Vance: Let's KICK IT OFF!


Everyone leaves the ringside area, Vance going back up to the announce booth for the opening match.


Allies Match: Captain Fantastic & The Black Dragons vs Cash Inc
This match has been set to show the unity between United States, and international SWF wrestlers. Fantastic starts with BDM, and comes on strong, but soon, BDM uses his technical prowess to overtake him. Fantastic takes quite a bit of punishment, then makes the desperation tag to Shadow. BDM uses this as the opportunity to tag in the fresh Jahalaman Jaffe. Jaffe is met with deadly quick martial arts from Shadow, and is sent scurrying back to tag in Joe Money. Joe takes some beating, but soon uses power to put things back in his team's favor. Joe hits a big time spinebuster, but it isn't enough to finish Shadow, and Shadow mounts a comeback. Being smart about it, Shadow only does enough to escape Joe, not trying to be a hero, and tags in Quow Ling soon after. Quow is a house of fire, like Marty Jannetty, but when a kick is blocked, Joe sweeps his leg, then drops to sling shot him across the ring! Quow is now in the enemy corner, where BDM & Jaffe have no qualms about beating on him. Seeing this, Fantastic & Quow rush in to break things up, and a pier 6 brawl erupts! The ref tries to spilt it up, as the legal man Joe drags the also legal Quow away from the fight, and nails his Payoff finisher on him! the other four men are too busy fighting, and when Joe calls the ref away to count the pin, nobody is there to break it up! 1-2-3, Cash Inc win!
*Winners* Cash Inc


After the match, we head back up to Vance & Dean, who address the fans. They say that last week, they were doing a promotional tour of Asia, explaining why there was no SWF Main Event. They show clips of the SWF wrestlers hanging out with frenzied Japanese fans, who MOB them as they do their appearances. Vance says that the SWF has gained MAJOR status in Japan, their merchandise flies off the shelves, the SWF is in all the magazines and newspapers, not to mention, SWF Main Event is the # 1 show on television there. Dean says the tour was very productive, as SWF owner Extreme Superstar conducted some important business in Japan. And, he is going to tell us more! We soon hear Extreme's theme, and he walks down to the ring, to a massive pop. He has a mic, enters the ring, and addresses the crowd:

Extreme: Hey, I'm sorry I didn't get to it earlier, but you know, Ayatollah Sheik had to interrupt (HUGE boos), and I never got around to announcing the locations of the next 2 PPVs. Now, I hope you can understand this fans, but due to the success of the SWF, that people such as all of you have made possible (HUGE pop), places all over the world have been begging us to hold shows there. And, we here at the SWF feel it's only right to spread the wealth, and give more people the chance to experience the SWF live. That is why, the next 2 PPVs won't be emanating from Miami (disappointed boos). (shrugs) I'm sorry guys, but trust me, while these shows won't be here, they are still going to be fantastic to watch on PPV. The next time the SWF will be on PPV is for the second annual Halloween Hell event, the first ever SWF PPV. It will happen on Halloween Night, which, unlike normal SWF PPVs, is on a Sunday, so that means no SWF Main Event on the 30th. Here's the cool part though. The event will be taking place right outside in the middle of Fantasy Fest, the annual festival held in MY birthplace, KEY WEST FLORIDA! (big pop) I am so proud to be able to bring the success of the SWF back to where it all literally began for me. As some of you may have heard, I am going to be filming away filming a movie for most of October (HUGE boos), but I wouldn't miss an SWF PPV for anything, let alone one in my hometown, so I WILL be there! (big pop) The second PPV I am going to announce is another first for the SWF. Halloween Hell 2004 will mark the first SWF event not held in Miami, but Soul Survivor will be the first SWF event out of the country! It won't even be in North America! On this special salute to America night, I am proud to announce that in a showing of diplomacy that would make our forefathers proud, the SWF is set to go international! (big pop) As Vance said, in Japan, I conducted some important business. The SWF is HUGE over there, which is why on November 26th, in Tokyo Japan, from the world famous Tokyo Dome, SWF Soul Survivor 2004 will be held! (big pop)

After the announcement, Extreme walks off to a big pop, and his music. We then cut to promos for the just announced PPVs. The one for Halloween Hell has footage of the beautiful Key West landscape at night, with howling winds rustling the palm trees. Then, we see a dark figure, in a trenchcoat walking with a purpose, it's Extreme Superstar! The camera pulls back, to see the "Welcome to Key West" sign, as Extreme stops, and surveys the land. A deep man's voice then booms saying "On Halloween night, Key West is going to get Extreme.......AGAIN!". Right after that, we hear a woman's blood curdling scream, followed by her screaming "OH MY GOD! HE'S HERE! HE HAS RETURNED!". The screen fades as Extreme continues his walk into town, and a blood red graphic pops up on a black screen, saying, "Prepare for the Extreme Homecoming. Key West will never be the same again. Halloween Hell, 10/31/04". The next ad is for the Soul Survivor show to be held in Tokyo. We open with a police helicopter flying over the jammed packed streets of Tokyo, apparently in the midst of a riot. We close in to see riot police on the streets desperately trying to keep the frenzied people held back, as the pilot of the copter is heard reporting the events going on. First he says it in Japanese, then English, stating that "These people have gone crazy! Nothing can contain them! We have lost all control! Pull back all forces, and evacuate immediately!", then, all the sudden, we hear the sound of Extreme Superstar's music blasting! The mass of people go NUTS, and all start rushing down the street! The copter patrol guy then says, "It's too late! They have taken over the city!". We return our view from the helicopter, and follow the mob of people down the street, where we see the massive Tokyo Dome, and the gathered masses, all jumping for joy, as the camera swoops down to see the entire SWF crew come onto the scene! Extreme & Octane lead the pack, as the music cuts off, we close in on the SWF crew, and Extreme speaks up, looking impressed by their welcome. "If they think this is something, wait until we get inside!" he says, causing the group to nod and smile in agreement, as they walk through the crowd, and enter the venue. The camera fades to a back screen, as the narrator says "Come November 26th, Tokyo will EXPLODE!". Pretty nifty stuff. After the promos, we return live to the arena, and are ready for the next match.


SWF United States title match: The Freedom Fighter vs The Mercenary
Freedom is greeted with a massive pop, as he is representing the USA on this patriotic night. Merc gets major heel heat, maybe because he isn't American, or just because he's facing Freedom. Once the bell rings, Merc viciously tears into Freedom, looking primed to win the gold tonight, and as Vance says, rebound from his Television title loss at Heatwave. Freedom fights back after getting trounced, but Merc is not giving in either, providing a hard hitting evenly matched affair. Then, Merc cleans Freedom's clock with a HARD lariat, before setting him up for his Mercy Kill finisher! Merc gets him up, but Freedom drops behind, then gets Merc up for a big Star Spangled Slam! Freedom goes for the pin, 1..........2...........3! He got him! Merc did look impressive though.
*Winner, and STILL SWF United States Champion* The Freedom Fighter


SWF World title match: Octane vs JuJu
JuJu enters first, to big boos, then, we hear the sound of a loud truck being revved up! We soon see Octane drive a semi truck into the arena, with his theme blasting from the truck's sound system! In honor of the occasion, the truck has American flags strapped to the front like a presidential motorcade, and the truck bears a huge American flag design, with an eagle on it, and says "Proud to be American"! The fans pop MEGA, as Octane sounds the horn, then turns off the truck, and steps out, ready to fight, with the SWF title around his waist. Octane storms the ring, surrenders the belt, and it's on! JuJu wastes no time jumping Octane, knowing what's at stake here. Octane is quick to retaliate, and dish out punishment of his own. Pretty soon after that, Octane takes JuJu down with a running big boot, then catches him for a chokeslam as he gets up! Octane gets the big man up for the chokeslam, and drops him down with ONE HAND! That should be all, but Octane signals for the Empty Tank! Octane lifts JuJu, and in an awesome display of power, gets JuJu all the way up in the air for the move! Octane brings JuJu down fiercely, covers him, and 1-2-3, it's over! Octane truly came off like the champ, and fans loved his dominance.
*Winner, and STILL SWF World Champion* Octane

Post match: Octane is handed his belt, which he raises to the fans before going back to his truck, and driving out of the arena, sounding the horn as his way of playing to the fans.


After the match, we head back to Vance & Dean, who talk up the main event, and ponder if this could be Ayatollah Sheik's last match. They also discuss next week's show, which will have the full, fan-voted SWF War Games lineup announced, and the naming of the new booker, the SWF commissioner. They say while they wish Extreme would keep booking (and the fans pop for that statement), they're sure whoever he picked as his replacement will be a suitable one. Now, we go back to the ring, where the main event is about to start.


Main Event: Love it or Leave it match: Extreme Superstar vs Ayatollah Sheik
Sheik comes out first, to massive boos, and the crowd goes silent when his music cuts off, preparing for Extreme's arrival. After a few seconds, instead of Extreme's normal theme, REAL AMERICAN blasts through the arena! The fans EXPLODE, as Extreme comes out, sporting a white "American Made" shirt like Hulk Hogan used to wear WAAAY back when, and it's cut up like Hulk's famous shirts too! He comes down the aisle, ready to fight, and slides in the ring under the ropes to just TEAR SHEIK APART! Extreme pounds the crap out of him, and whips him off the ropes for the AXXXXXEEEEE BOMMMMMMBBBBEEEERRRRR!!!!!!! The fans are going mental, and then start a major "USA" chant. Extreme lifts Sheik up, and whips him into the corner, to start off his around the world corner splashes! Extreme hits them all, Sheik drops, and Extreme mounts the top rope! He comes off the far side with a BIG TIME flying headbutt! Extreme is too riled to end it there though, and goes back up top for a major flying elbow! He isn't done yet, he feeds off the crowd's amazing energy, then gets Sheik up for the Thunder in Paradise! Sheik hits the mat hard, bouncing up upon impact, and Extreme picks him up for a second one! Dear lord, Sheik is DEAD. FINALLY, Extreme cups the hand to his ear, calling for the legdrop! He comes off, and BLASTS it, but doesn't go for the pin! He signals he is going to do it again! BOOM! The fans are totally into this, and Extreme looks out to them, asking if he should do one more legdrop! They scream "YES!", so he measures, up, and comes FLYING off with a MONDO legdrop! Sheik was done after the first MINUTE, I'd bet the farm he won't be getting up now. Extreme covers him, as the crowd loudly counts the incredibly obvious pin, 1-2-3! The Sheik has just lost his job! Real American strikes up again as Extreme tosses Sheik out over the top rope to the cheers of the fans, who are unbelievably loud.
*Winner* Extreme Superstar

Post Match: The fans continue their cheers, as Extreme is handed an American flag by a crew member, waving it for all to see. Then, Vance, Dean, Angelica, and the ENTIRE SWF locker room come down to the ring, some carrying mini American flags, to celebrate the victory. The music continues, as red, white, and blue pyro goes off, followed by red, white, and blue confetti raining down from the ceiling. All the SWF talents have put their differences aside to honor something more important than their feuding, America.

END OF SHOW

My 50 Favorite Wrestler Tributes: Profile 2, Rick Martel!
Today's tribute is for one hell of a singles, AND tag team competitor, Rick Martel, also known as Rick "The Model" Martel.

Name: Rick Martel aka Rick "The Model" Martel
Height: 6'0
Weight: 226lbs
From: Quebec City, Quebec Canada
Finishing Move: The Boston/Quebec Crab

Career Highlights: 3 time WWF Tag Team champion (2 w/ Tony Garea, 1 with Tito Santana), 1 time AWA World champion, 1 time WCW Television champion, member of the AWESOME Strike Force tag team w/ Tito Santana.

Martel Moments

Strike Force!
Strike Force is one of my all-time favorite tag teams, and was when I first got to see Martel's career as it was going on, being young at the time. They used a somewhat high flying, and lightning quick style that made for exciting matches, and got them over with fans in short order. In November of 1987, the duo got their chance to face another favorite team of mine, the then WWF Tag champs, and top heel team, the Hart Foundation in a title match. Fans had been clamoring for the Foundation to lose the gold since they won it early in the year, and on this night, they got their wish. Rick Martel had the Boston Crab locked on Jim Niedhart I believe, as Tito held off the Hitman, with fans going NUTS, as the Anvil submit! The fans went even more wild, as new champs were crowned. Strike Force would hold the titles until Wrestlemania of the next year, dropping the belt to my # 1 favorite team, Demolition.

The End of Strike Force
After losing the tag gold, an injury put Martel on the shelf, and out of action for many months. When he came back, he wanted nothing more than to reform Strike Force, and the reunited team would face off with The Brainbusters at Wrestlemania 5. During the match, Martel, not happy with how things were going, decided to just take off, leaving Tito to be beaten by their opponents! After the match, Mean Gene tried to find out Rick's motives, and he declared that he was tired of carrying the team, and was done with Strike Force! This not only turned Rick heel, but kicked off the next phase of his career.

Enter the Model
Now on his own, Rick took on an arrogant persona, then started claiming he was a glamorous model! Rick "The Model" was born, and is one of my favorite heel gimmicks ever. Rick would go on to have a seemingly ENDLESS (not that I'm complaining) series of matches with former partner Tito Santana, that saw poor Tito lose every damn time. Then, to further play up his model-ness, Rick unveiled to the world, his own cologne!

Arrogance
Rick's new cologne was known as "Arrogance", which he carried in a big blue atomiser, and spritzed freely on people, especially using the canister, and spray to win matches. Rick even ran tv spots for Arrogance, parodying fragrence commercials. It was Rick's nefarious usings of Arrogance that led to his awesome feud with Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

Martel vs Jake
This feud started in mid 1990 when Rick sprayed Arrogance in Jake's eyes during a heated run-in on the Brother Love show. Jake was, and still is, one of my top faves, so I was easily into the feud. Jake showed up soon after, with his eyes all white, having been blinded by the lethal fragrance. Rick, being the ultra jerk he was, showed up to help Brother Love taunt the blind Jake on Love's show. Jake tried to fight, but since he couldn't see, he got the worst of a Martel beating. As he recovered, he reached up, and made a grab, to try and grab Rick, getting Brother Love instead, then PLANTING him with his much beloved DDT finisher! The fans, and I at home went wild over this, since Brother Love was as hated as anyone, so while Martel didn't get his, at least Brother Love did. To further rub in the fact he blinded Jake, Rick named his Survivor Series 1990 team "The Visionaires", not only to say they were so great, but meant as a funny, but totally dickish hidden insult, since they could see, while Jake was still feeling the effects of the blinding. Jake still had all white eyes, and only partial vision, as he was on the opposing Survivor Series team against the Visionaires. Nothing got settled however, as Jake & Martel ran off after each other during the contest. The Feud would have to be resolved at Wrestlemania 7 the next year, in an interesting match, the blindfold match! This was at Jake's request, so Martel could experiance what it was like for Jake when he was blind. Jake, having been through blindness before, was a natural, and used that to his advantage, winning the match, serving as the blowoff for the rivalry.

The WCW Comeback
Rick stuck around the WWF through the mid 90's, leaving in 1994, seemingly retiring. But, in 1998, Rick laced up the boots again, and returned in WCW for a short run, where he not only looked fantastic, but wrestled as good as ever. Being such a fan as I was of him, watching him win the WCW Television title was an amazing moment for me. This would be the capper of an excellent career, and one of wrestling's greatest comebacks.

My 50 Favorite Wrestler Tributes: Profile 1, Ahmed Johnson!
This series of articles was inspired by the listing of my 50 favorite wrestlers on my main website. I decided to give each wrestler their own article, highlighting their achievements, and the moments that show why I like them so much. I should note that these profiles are in random order, and my all-time favorite wrestler, Hulk Hogan, will be getting one giant, MEGA tribute article, to be published on the main site, the one I have been working on for some time. I decided to kick things off with the badass from Pearl River Mississippi himself, AHMED JOHNSON!!!!!

Name: Ahmed Johnson
Height: 6'2
Weight: 305lbs
From: Pearl River Mississippi
Finishing Move: The Pearl River Plunge(Tiger Bomb)

Career Highlights:
1 time WWF Intercontinental champion, member of the infamous Nation of Domination stable, PWI's 1996 Most Improved Wrestler, winner of the WWF Kuwaiti Cup.

Ahmed Moments

The Debut Promos
Ahmed had some interesting hype videos before his WWF debut in 1995. He was like alone in some room, SCREAMING about "Competition!", with his booming voice, and bloodshot eyes. I honestly had no idea what this dude's deal was at the time, but damn, when he DID finally show up, he kicked ass.

Ahmed Arrives
When Ahmed hit the scene, he had badass music (which you can find on the WWF: The Music Volume 2 CD), he looked badass, and totally destroyed everyone in his path. People have said Ahmed was the true precursor to Goldberg, and I'd have to agree, but might say Ahmed was actually cool, and had more talent. Ahmed also had the sweet as hell Pearl River Plunge finisher, which he used to decimate wrestler after wrestler, getting him over big time with fans in short order. As soon as he had debuted, Ahmed won me over with his no-nonsense, monster persona.

Goldust Loves Ahmed
In 1996, Goldust (aka "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes) was making waves with the controversial, homo erotic gimmick he was portraying. Goldust would allude to liking other wrestlers, in a more than platonic way, feel them up during matches, and all sorts of apparent, offensive, stereotyped, homosexual things of that nature. As a pre-teen during those days, I wasn't that big a fan of what Goldust was doing, seeing it simply as erratic, bizarre behavior, and Goldust was one of my least favorites on the WWF roster, but maybe that was because he beat my main man Razor Ramon for the Intercontinental title at the '96 Royal Rumble, since I like him immensely today (he made my top 50). Back on topic, Goldust was the IC champ through the summer, when he targeted Ahmed Johnson as the next object of his affection. Being the manly, somewhat unstable badass he was, Ahmed was none too pleased with Goldy's infatuation, and it all culminated with one of the funniest, most memorable moments in Raw history for me. On an episode of Monday Night Raw, shortly before the June King of the Ring PPV, Ahmed was laid out by an attack, and carried off on a stretcher, through the backstage area. As it passed to load an unconscious Ahmed in the waiting ambulance, Goldust approached. And, Goldust decided to do something that he would live to regret. Goldust actually gave "mouth to mouth" to the 300lbs wrecking machine who had already been ENRAGED at the suggestion that Goldy had a crush on him! Ahmed was soon awakened, to find out what went down, with his face covered in Goldust's gold makeup. Ahmed FLIPPED THE HELL OUT, jumped up from the stretcher, screaming like some kind of pissed off rhino, and made a beeline straight for Goldust's lockeroom! Ahmed did a kickass butterfly kick, busting in Goldy's dressing room, ready to kick the living crap out of him, but he wasn't there. This set the stage for the now even more psychotic Ahmed to challenge Goldust for the IC belt at the King of the Ring PPV. As for that cool butterfly kick, I must admit, I have been doing it to open/close doors on occasion ever since.

Ahmed: The FIRST People's Champion
In the aforementioned King of the Ring match, I watched live as Ahmed finally unseated Goldust as the IC champ, crushing him dead after Goldy made the fatal mistake of planting another lip lock on him. Ahmed would be the first person to declare himself "The People's Champion", unlike The Rock, who stole that moniker later. Sadly, Ahmed suffered a kidney injury in August, forcing him to be stripped of the title. It was also injuries that plagued his career, and caused his WWF run to be cut short, leaving the company in 1998, after turning heel, and joining former enemy Faarooq in the Nation of Domination. Ahmed would resurface in WCW as Big T in 2000, but it just wasn't the same. While his tenure was short, Ahmed secured himself as a personal favorite of mine. But hey, let's not end the article on a downer, I'll finish it up with Ahmed's last hurrah (according to me), occurring at Wrestlemania 13.

Ahmed & LOD Kick Ass, Chicago Style!
Before Ahmed turned to the dark side by joining his enemies in the Nation of Domination, the two sides had a dandy, rock ass, 6 Man Tornado style "Chicago Street Fight" at Wrestlemania 13 in Chicago, also the hometown of Ahmed's tag partners, one of my favorite teams ever, The Legion of Doom! It was a dream team for me, and they even came out together, with Ahmed sporting the famous LOD spiked shoulder pads! The match was a wild fight, where the metaphorical kitchen sink, actually came into play, and was used to bludgeon the Nation. Ahmed/LOD came out victorious, capping the bout off nicely, and giving me that last fond Ahmed memory.