SWF Main Event 9/11/04

Before the opening video, we see a short video of a waving American flag, and a graphic that says "The SWF Salutes America" and hear the massive "USA" chants from the live crowd. Then, we slowly fade out, and after a few seconds, see the traditional opening, before going live (and see the ring has red white and blue ropes, and American flag ring aprons/banners), where Vance is on his way to the ring, holding a mic. When he gets in the ring, he address the fans:

Vance: Right off the bat folks, we will find out who you, the fans have voted on to be in the War Games main event match at the War Games PPV! (huge pop) We asked you to give us your choices for the 5 favorite, and 5 most hated SWF talents, the top vote getters set to be on opposing sides in the highly anticipated match. The top vote getters from each side will be named the "General" for their respective teams. First, the five men YOU have chosen for the the "most hated" side! We will name the participants in order of your votes, from 5th, to the number one man, who will be named the team general. Without further ado......

The big screen has "War Games Participants" displayed on it, then, as the number they are is announced by Vance, the screen displays the name of who was chosen as that number. Vance intros # 5 for the most hated side, the screen reveals it to be JuJu! # 4 is Petey Pizzazz! #'s 3 & 2 are the team of Joe Money & Jahalaman Jaffe (the SWF Tag champs)! The fans boo each choice heartily, to express that they voted them as most hated. The screen then says "Team General", as Vance says the man was the voted "The most hated man in the SWF", The Billion Dollar Man! That was an obvious choice, but a good one. Now, Vance tells us we will see who the fan favorite team is. He intros # 5, the screen reveals it is The Janitor! #'s 4 & 3 are a team, The Black Dragons. Vance intros # 2, and we find out that it is SWF champion, Octane! That is kind of shocking, and a lot of people seem shocked he isn't the general. Vance says that the fans had an "open ballot", so # 1 could be ANYONE. Vance hypes us up to find out the most popular man, who will be team general. A hush falls over the crowd, as everyone sits in anticipation, as no name is being displayed for dramatic effect. Fans start to chant for Extreme Superstar, then, finally, the screen changes, to where a large "# 1" is displayed, followed by the Extreme Superstar logo! The fans go APESHIT, and Extreme's music hits! Extreme has been chosen as the general for his team at War Games! As his music plays, Extreme comes walking to the ring! The fans continue their loud support of him, as he enters the ring, and he asks Vance for his mic, which he gladly gives him. Extreme looks happy, but then turns serious as he begins to speak:

Extreme(seriously): Well, I am honored to be chosen by you, the fans as the team general, but this is bringing about something I guess I can't avoid any longer. Since day one, I have only stepped into the ring to settle an issue I had with someone, and have been met with a favorable response every time out. (big pop) I have always wanted to be a steady wrestler, but as the owner of the SWF, I just felt it was a conflict of interest (big boos), however, nowadays, it seems like you WANT me to wrestle full-time (HUGE, MASSIVE pop). Since that is what you want, from this day forward, Extreme Superstar is now a full-time member of the SWF roster! (UNREAL pop) Now before anyone in the back cries fowl, I will be turning over booking control (HUGE boos) to a man I have scoured the globe to find, to be named the SWF "Commissioner" next week. After tonight, Extreme Superstar is no longer the man behind the SWF booking (more GIANT boos). But hey, tonight is gonna be great, we are celebrating America! (HUGE pop) I am so proud to present this tribute broadcast........


He is cut off by the sound of Ayatollah Sheik's music! Extreme & Vance, who remain in the ring are angered by the interruption. Sheik has a mic, and in the aisle, begins a tirade:

Sheik(angry): I don't want to hear this Americana, rah-rah stuff! (HUGE boos) This country is a disease! You should be ashamed to......

A furious Extreme cuts him off to respond:

Extreme(pissed): Now you listen here pal! (MEGA pop) This is MY country, and I for one, and DAMN proud to be living in it! (another massive pop) I know that everyone in this building right now can agree, it doesn't matter if you were born here, or not, America has been a welcome home to us all! (another big time pop) That is what makes this country so great, we are made up of all different types of people, some here by birth, others by emigration, but the USA embraces us all, making every last one of us Americans! (MEGA pop, followed by a "USA" chant) I have had it with all the anti-American rhetoric you've been spouting off since you came to the SWF, and now that I am an full-time active wrestler, I want YOU, in a match, TONIGHT! (HUUUUGE pop) In my final act of booking power, I am DEMANDING an anything goes, "Love it or leave it" match, if you lose, you leave the SWF, and the country! (enormous pop)


Sheik(angry): FINE! I would be delighted to embarrass you right here in the country you love so much, in your native Florida no less!


Extreme: Great, then it's ON! (another HUGE pop) Now, Vance, would you do the honors of starting the show?


Vance: Let's KICK IT OFF!


Everyone leaves the ringside area, Vance going back up to the announce booth for the opening match.


Allies Match: Captain Fantastic & The Black Dragons vs Cash Inc
This match has been set to show the unity between United States, and international SWF wrestlers. Fantastic starts with BDM, and comes on strong, but soon, BDM uses his technical prowess to overtake him. Fantastic takes quite a bit of punishment, then makes the desperation tag to Shadow. BDM uses this as the opportunity to tag in the fresh Jahalaman Jaffe. Jaffe is met with deadly quick martial arts from Shadow, and is sent scurrying back to tag in Joe Money. Joe takes some beating, but soon uses power to put things back in his team's favor. Joe hits a big time spinebuster, but it isn't enough to finish Shadow, and Shadow mounts a comeback. Being smart about it, Shadow only does enough to escape Joe, not trying to be a hero, and tags in Quow Ling soon after. Quow is a house of fire, like Marty Jannetty, but when a kick is blocked, Joe sweeps his leg, then drops to sling shot him across the ring! Quow is now in the enemy corner, where BDM & Jaffe have no qualms about beating on him. Seeing this, Fantastic & Quow rush in to break things up, and a pier 6 brawl erupts! The ref tries to spilt it up, as the legal man Joe drags the also legal Quow away from the fight, and nails his Payoff finisher on him! the other four men are too busy fighting, and when Joe calls the ref away to count the pin, nobody is there to break it up! 1-2-3, Cash Inc win!
*Winners* Cash Inc


After the match, we head back up to Vance & Dean, who address the fans. They say that last week, they were doing a promotional tour of Asia, explaining why there was no SWF Main Event. They show clips of the SWF wrestlers hanging out with frenzied Japanese fans, who MOB them as they do their appearances. Vance says that the SWF has gained MAJOR status in Japan, their merchandise flies off the shelves, the SWF is in all the magazines and newspapers, not to mention, SWF Main Event is the # 1 show on television there. Dean says the tour was very productive, as SWF owner Extreme Superstar conducted some important business in Japan. And, he is going to tell us more! We soon hear Extreme's theme, and he walks down to the ring, to a massive pop. He has a mic, enters the ring, and addresses the crowd:

Extreme: Hey, I'm sorry I didn't get to it earlier, but you know, Ayatollah Sheik had to interrupt (HUGE boos), and I never got around to announcing the locations of the next 2 PPVs. Now, I hope you can understand this fans, but due to the success of the SWF, that people such as all of you have made possible (HUGE pop), places all over the world have been begging us to hold shows there. And, we here at the SWF feel it's only right to spread the wealth, and give more people the chance to experience the SWF live. That is why, the next 2 PPVs won't be emanating from Miami (disappointed boos). (shrugs) I'm sorry guys, but trust me, while these shows won't be here, they are still going to be fantastic to watch on PPV. The next time the SWF will be on PPV is for the second annual Halloween Hell event, the first ever SWF PPV. It will happen on Halloween Night, which, unlike normal SWF PPVs, is on a Sunday, so that means no SWF Main Event on the 30th. Here's the cool part though. The event will be taking place right outside in the middle of Fantasy Fest, the annual festival held in MY birthplace, KEY WEST FLORIDA! (big pop) I am so proud to be able to bring the success of the SWF back to where it all literally began for me. As some of you may have heard, I am going to be filming away filming a movie for most of October (HUGE boos), but I wouldn't miss an SWF PPV for anything, let alone one in my hometown, so I WILL be there! (big pop) The second PPV I am going to announce is another first for the SWF. Halloween Hell 2004 will mark the first SWF event not held in Miami, but Soul Survivor will be the first SWF event out of the country! It won't even be in North America! On this special salute to America night, I am proud to announce that in a showing of diplomacy that would make our forefathers proud, the SWF is set to go international! (big pop) As Vance said, in Japan, I conducted some important business. The SWF is HUGE over there, which is why on November 26th, in Tokyo Japan, from the world famous Tokyo Dome, SWF Soul Survivor 2004 will be held! (big pop)

After the announcement, Extreme walks off to a big pop, and his music. We then cut to promos for the just announced PPVs. The one for Halloween Hell has footage of the beautiful Key West landscape at night, with howling winds rustling the palm trees. Then, we see a dark figure, in a trenchcoat walking with a purpose, it's Extreme Superstar! The camera pulls back, to see the "Welcome to Key West" sign, as Extreme stops, and surveys the land. A deep man's voice then booms saying "On Halloween night, Key West is going to get Extreme.......AGAIN!". Right after that, we hear a woman's blood curdling scream, followed by her screaming "OH MY GOD! HE'S HERE! HE HAS RETURNED!". The screen fades as Extreme continues his walk into town, and a blood red graphic pops up on a black screen, saying, "Prepare for the Extreme Homecoming. Key West will never be the same again. Halloween Hell, 10/31/04". The next ad is for the Soul Survivor show to be held in Tokyo. We open with a police helicopter flying over the jammed packed streets of Tokyo, apparently in the midst of a riot. We close in to see riot police on the streets desperately trying to keep the frenzied people held back, as the pilot of the copter is heard reporting the events going on. First he says it in Japanese, then English, stating that "These people have gone crazy! Nothing can contain them! We have lost all control! Pull back all forces, and evacuate immediately!", then, all the sudden, we hear the sound of Extreme Superstar's music blasting! The mass of people go NUTS, and all start rushing down the street! The copter patrol guy then says, "It's too late! They have taken over the city!". We return our view from the helicopter, and follow the mob of people down the street, where we see the massive Tokyo Dome, and the gathered masses, all jumping for joy, as the camera swoops down to see the entire SWF crew come onto the scene! Extreme & Octane lead the pack, as the music cuts off, we close in on the SWF crew, and Extreme speaks up, looking impressed by their welcome. "If they think this is something, wait until we get inside!" he says, causing the group to nod and smile in agreement, as they walk through the crowd, and enter the venue. The camera fades to a back screen, as the narrator says "Come November 26th, Tokyo will EXPLODE!". Pretty nifty stuff. After the promos, we return live to the arena, and are ready for the next match.


SWF United States title match: The Freedom Fighter vs The Mercenary
Freedom is greeted with a massive pop, as he is representing the USA on this patriotic night. Merc gets major heel heat, maybe because he isn't American, or just because he's facing Freedom. Once the bell rings, Merc viciously tears into Freedom, looking primed to win the gold tonight, and as Vance says, rebound from his Television title loss at Heatwave. Freedom fights back after getting trounced, but Merc is not giving in either, providing a hard hitting evenly matched affair. Then, Merc cleans Freedom's clock with a HARD lariat, before setting him up for his Mercy Kill finisher! Merc gets him up, but Freedom drops behind, then gets Merc up for a big Star Spangled Slam! Freedom goes for the pin, 1..........2...........3! He got him! Merc did look impressive though.
*Winner, and STILL SWF United States Champion* The Freedom Fighter


SWF World title match: Octane vs JuJu
JuJu enters first, to big boos, then, we hear the sound of a loud truck being revved up! We soon see Octane drive a semi truck into the arena, with his theme blasting from the truck's sound system! In honor of the occasion, the truck has American flags strapped to the front like a presidential motorcade, and the truck bears a huge American flag design, with an eagle on it, and says "Proud to be American"! The fans pop MEGA, as Octane sounds the horn, then turns off the truck, and steps out, ready to fight, with the SWF title around his waist. Octane storms the ring, surrenders the belt, and it's on! JuJu wastes no time jumping Octane, knowing what's at stake here. Octane is quick to retaliate, and dish out punishment of his own. Pretty soon after that, Octane takes JuJu down with a running big boot, then catches him for a chokeslam as he gets up! Octane gets the big man up for the chokeslam, and drops him down with ONE HAND! That should be all, but Octane signals for the Empty Tank! Octane lifts JuJu, and in an awesome display of power, gets JuJu all the way up in the air for the move! Octane brings JuJu down fiercely, covers him, and 1-2-3, it's over! Octane truly came off like the champ, and fans loved his dominance.
*Winner, and STILL SWF World Champion* Octane

Post match: Octane is handed his belt, which he raises to the fans before going back to his truck, and driving out of the arena, sounding the horn as his way of playing to the fans.


After the match, we head back to Vance & Dean, who talk up the main event, and ponder if this could be Ayatollah Sheik's last match. They also discuss next week's show, which will have the full, fan-voted SWF War Games lineup announced, and the naming of the new booker, the SWF commissioner. They say while they wish Extreme would keep booking (and the fans pop for that statement), they're sure whoever he picked as his replacement will be a suitable one. Now, we go back to the ring, where the main event is about to start.


Main Event: Love it or Leave it match: Extreme Superstar vs Ayatollah Sheik
Sheik comes out first, to massive boos, and the crowd goes silent when his music cuts off, preparing for Extreme's arrival. After a few seconds, instead of Extreme's normal theme, REAL AMERICAN blasts through the arena! The fans EXPLODE, as Extreme comes out, sporting a white "American Made" shirt like Hulk Hogan used to wear WAAAY back when, and it's cut up like Hulk's famous shirts too! He comes down the aisle, ready to fight, and slides in the ring under the ropes to just TEAR SHEIK APART! Extreme pounds the crap out of him, and whips him off the ropes for the AXXXXXEEEEE BOMMMMMMBBBBEEEERRRRR!!!!!!! The fans are going mental, and then start a major "USA" chant. Extreme lifts Sheik up, and whips him into the corner, to start off his around the world corner splashes! Extreme hits them all, Sheik drops, and Extreme mounts the top rope! He comes off the far side with a BIG TIME flying headbutt! Extreme is too riled to end it there though, and goes back up top for a major flying elbow! He isn't done yet, he feeds off the crowd's amazing energy, then gets Sheik up for the Thunder in Paradise! Sheik hits the mat hard, bouncing up upon impact, and Extreme picks him up for a second one! Dear lord, Sheik is DEAD. FINALLY, Extreme cups the hand to his ear, calling for the legdrop! He comes off, and BLASTS it, but doesn't go for the pin! He signals he is going to do it again! BOOM! The fans are totally into this, and Extreme looks out to them, asking if he should do one more legdrop! They scream "YES!", so he measures, up, and comes FLYING off with a MONDO legdrop! Sheik was done after the first MINUTE, I'd bet the farm he won't be getting up now. Extreme covers him, as the crowd loudly counts the incredibly obvious pin, 1-2-3! The Sheik has just lost his job! Real American strikes up again as Extreme tosses Sheik out over the top rope to the cheers of the fans, who are unbelievably loud.
*Winner* Extreme Superstar

Post Match: The fans continue their cheers, as Extreme is handed an American flag by a crew member, waving it for all to see. Then, Vance, Dean, Angelica, and the ENTIRE SWF locker room come down to the ring, some carrying mini American flags, to celebrate the victory. The music continues, as red, white, and blue pyro goes off, followed by red, white, and blue confetti raining down from the ceiling. All the SWF talents have put their differences aside to honor something more important than their feuding, America.

END OF SHOW

My 50 Favorite Wrestler Tributes: Profile 2, Rick Martel!
Today's tribute is for one hell of a singles, AND tag team competitor, Rick Martel, also known as Rick "The Model" Martel.

Name: Rick Martel aka Rick "The Model" Martel
Height: 6'0
Weight: 226lbs
From: Quebec City, Quebec Canada
Finishing Move: The Boston/Quebec Crab

Career Highlights: 3 time WWF Tag Team champion (2 w/ Tony Garea, 1 with Tito Santana), 1 time AWA World champion, 1 time WCW Television champion, member of the AWESOME Strike Force tag team w/ Tito Santana.

Martel Moments

Strike Force!
Strike Force is one of my all-time favorite tag teams, and was when I first got to see Martel's career as it was going on, being young at the time. They used a somewhat high flying, and lightning quick style that made for exciting matches, and got them over with fans in short order. In November of 1987, the duo got their chance to face another favorite team of mine, the then WWF Tag champs, and top heel team, the Hart Foundation in a title match. Fans had been clamoring for the Foundation to lose the gold since they won it early in the year, and on this night, they got their wish. Rick Martel had the Boston Crab locked on Jim Niedhart I believe, as Tito held off the Hitman, with fans going NUTS, as the Anvil submit! The fans went even more wild, as new champs were crowned. Strike Force would hold the titles until Wrestlemania of the next year, dropping the belt to my # 1 favorite team, Demolition.

The End of Strike Force
After losing the tag gold, an injury put Martel on the shelf, and out of action for many months. When he came back, he wanted nothing more than to reform Strike Force, and the reunited team would face off with The Brainbusters at Wrestlemania 5. During the match, Martel, not happy with how things were going, decided to just take off, leaving Tito to be beaten by their opponents! After the match, Mean Gene tried to find out Rick's motives, and he declared that he was tired of carrying the team, and was done with Strike Force! This not only turned Rick heel, but kicked off the next phase of his career.

Enter the Model
Now on his own, Rick took on an arrogant persona, then started claiming he was a glamorous model! Rick "The Model" was born, and is one of my favorite heel gimmicks ever. Rick would go on to have a seemingly ENDLESS (not that I'm complaining) series of matches with former partner Tito Santana, that saw poor Tito lose every damn time. Then, to further play up his model-ness, Rick unveiled to the world, his own cologne!

Arrogance
Rick's new cologne was known as "Arrogance", which he carried in a big blue atomiser, and spritzed freely on people, especially using the canister, and spray to win matches. Rick even ran tv spots for Arrogance, parodying fragrence commercials. It was Rick's nefarious usings of Arrogance that led to his awesome feud with Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

Martel vs Jake
This feud started in mid 1990 when Rick sprayed Arrogance in Jake's eyes during a heated run-in on the Brother Love show. Jake was, and still is, one of my top faves, so I was easily into the feud. Jake showed up soon after, with his eyes all white, having been blinded by the lethal fragrance. Rick, being the ultra jerk he was, showed up to help Brother Love taunt the blind Jake on Love's show. Jake tried to fight, but since he couldn't see, he got the worst of a Martel beating. As he recovered, he reached up, and made a grab, to try and grab Rick, getting Brother Love instead, then PLANTING him with his much beloved DDT finisher! The fans, and I at home went wild over this, since Brother Love was as hated as anyone, so while Martel didn't get his, at least Brother Love did. To further rub in the fact he blinded Jake, Rick named his Survivor Series 1990 team "The Visionaires", not only to say they were so great, but meant as a funny, but totally dickish hidden insult, since they could see, while Jake was still feeling the effects of the blinding. Jake still had all white eyes, and only partial vision, as he was on the opposing Survivor Series team against the Visionaires. Nothing got settled however, as Jake & Martel ran off after each other during the contest. The Feud would have to be resolved at Wrestlemania 7 the next year, in an interesting match, the blindfold match! This was at Jake's request, so Martel could experiance what it was like for Jake when he was blind. Jake, having been through blindness before, was a natural, and used that to his advantage, winning the match, serving as the blowoff for the rivalry.

The WCW Comeback
Rick stuck around the WWF through the mid 90's, leaving in 1994, seemingly retiring. But, in 1998, Rick laced up the boots again, and returned in WCW for a short run, where he not only looked fantastic, but wrestled as good as ever. Being such a fan as I was of him, watching him win the WCW Television title was an amazing moment for me. This would be the capper of an excellent career, and one of wrestling's greatest comebacks.

My 50 Favorite Wrestler Tributes: Profile 1, Ahmed Johnson!
This series of articles was inspired by the listing of my 50 favorite wrestlers on my main website. I decided to give each wrestler their own article, highlighting their achievements, and the moments that show why I like them so much. I should note that these profiles are in random order, and my all-time favorite wrestler, Hulk Hogan, will be getting one giant, MEGA tribute article, to be published on the main site, the one I have been working on for some time. I decided to kick things off with the badass from Pearl River Mississippi himself, AHMED JOHNSON!!!!!

Name: Ahmed Johnson
Height: 6'2
Weight: 305lbs
From: Pearl River Mississippi
Finishing Move: The Pearl River Plunge(Tiger Bomb)

Career Highlights:
1 time WWF Intercontinental champion, member of the infamous Nation of Domination stable, PWI's 1996 Most Improved Wrestler, winner of the WWF Kuwaiti Cup.

Ahmed Moments

The Debut Promos
Ahmed had some interesting hype videos before his WWF debut in 1995. He was like alone in some room, SCREAMING about "Competition!", with his booming voice, and bloodshot eyes. I honestly had no idea what this dude's deal was at the time, but damn, when he DID finally show up, he kicked ass.

Ahmed Arrives
When Ahmed hit the scene, he had badass music (which you can find on the WWF: The Music Volume 2 CD), he looked badass, and totally destroyed everyone in his path. People have said Ahmed was the true precursor to Goldberg, and I'd have to agree, but might say Ahmed was actually cool, and had more talent. Ahmed also had the sweet as hell Pearl River Plunge finisher, which he used to decimate wrestler after wrestler, getting him over big time with fans in short order. As soon as he had debuted, Ahmed won me over with his no-nonsense, monster persona.

Goldust Loves Ahmed
In 1996, Goldust (aka "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes) was making waves with the controversial, homo erotic gimmick he was portraying. Goldust would allude to liking other wrestlers, in a more than platonic way, feel them up during matches, and all sorts of apparent, offensive, stereotyped, homosexual things of that nature. As a pre-teen during those days, I wasn't that big a fan of what Goldust was doing, seeing it simply as erratic, bizarre behavior, and Goldust was one of my least favorites on the WWF roster, but maybe that was because he beat my main man Razor Ramon for the Intercontinental title at the '96 Royal Rumble, since I like him immensely today (he made my top 50). Back on topic, Goldust was the IC champ through the summer, when he targeted Ahmed Johnson as the next object of his affection. Being the manly, somewhat unstable badass he was, Ahmed was none too pleased with Goldy's infatuation, and it all culminated with one of the funniest, most memorable moments in Raw history for me. On an episode of Monday Night Raw, shortly before the June King of the Ring PPV, Ahmed was laid out by an attack, and carried off on a stretcher, through the backstage area. As it passed to load an unconscious Ahmed in the waiting ambulance, Goldust approached. And, Goldust decided to do something that he would live to regret. Goldust actually gave "mouth to mouth" to the 300lbs wrecking machine who had already been ENRAGED at the suggestion that Goldy had a crush on him! Ahmed was soon awakened, to find out what went down, with his face covered in Goldust's gold makeup. Ahmed FLIPPED THE HELL OUT, jumped up from the stretcher, screaming like some kind of pissed off rhino, and made a beeline straight for Goldust's lockeroom! Ahmed did a kickass butterfly kick, busting in Goldy's dressing room, ready to kick the living crap out of him, but he wasn't there. This set the stage for the now even more psychotic Ahmed to challenge Goldust for the IC belt at the King of the Ring PPV. As for that cool butterfly kick, I must admit, I have been doing it to open/close doors on occasion ever since.

Ahmed: The FIRST People's Champion
In the aforementioned King of the Ring match, I watched live as Ahmed finally unseated Goldust as the IC champ, crushing him dead after Goldy made the fatal mistake of planting another lip lock on him. Ahmed would be the first person to declare himself "The People's Champion", unlike The Rock, who stole that moniker later. Sadly, Ahmed suffered a kidney injury in August, forcing him to be stripped of the title. It was also injuries that plagued his career, and caused his WWF run to be cut short, leaving the company in 1998, after turning heel, and joining former enemy Faarooq in the Nation of Domination. Ahmed would resurface in WCW as Big T in 2000, but it just wasn't the same. While his tenure was short, Ahmed secured himself as a personal favorite of mine. But hey, let's not end the article on a downer, I'll finish it up with Ahmed's last hurrah (according to me), occurring at Wrestlemania 13.

Ahmed & LOD Kick Ass, Chicago Style!
Before Ahmed turned to the dark side by joining his enemies in the Nation of Domination, the two sides had a dandy, rock ass, 6 Man Tornado style "Chicago Street Fight" at Wrestlemania 13 in Chicago, also the hometown of Ahmed's tag partners, one of my favorite teams ever, The Legion of Doom! It was a dream team for me, and they even came out together, with Ahmed sporting the famous LOD spiked shoulder pads! The match was a wild fight, where the metaphorical kitchen sink, actually came into play, and was used to bludgeon the Nation. Ahmed/LOD came out victorious, capping the bout off nicely, and giving me that last fond Ahmed memory.

SWF Main Event 8/28/04

We start with a recap of last night's Heatwave PPV, a night capped off by Octane beating The Billion Dollar Man fair and square for the SWF World title. After the video, we go live to Vance & Dean:


Vance: Welcome to SWF Main Event! We are only one day removed from our Heatwave PPV, which saw FOUR titles change hands! Three of those victories were huge, shocking upsets, with newcomers The Bell Kids winning the SWF 6 Man titles, Walter winning the Hardcore title, and Jules winning the SWF Television title. The fourth title change was the big one, OCTANE cleanly defeated The Billion Dollar Man for the SWF title! (HUGE pop)

Dean: Also, the show saw the emergence of an Extreme Superstar (HUGE pop at the mention of his name) we haven't seen before, as he totally destroyed Faith & Devotion, as well as the monster Daimon in his hardcore gauntlet match! (another mega pop) But don't worry fans, tonight is shaping up to be a fantastic show as well, with several big matches lined up, just listen:

Fresh off his Heatwave victory over old tag partner, The Don, Tony Ramon is set to do battle with Silkky Smooth! (big pop)

Fuming over their less than fair loss of the 6 Man titles, as a result of their enemy, Principal Vernon's interference, The Breakfast Club is out for revenge tonight, giving us three big matches tonight! In an SWF first, The Breakfast Club's The Freak & The Rich Girl will square off with The Bell Kids' Jessie & Lisa in a women's tag team match! (big pop) The second grudge match will be a battle of the geeks, as Breakfast Club's Nerd faces The Bell Kids' Screech! (big pop) And, in the third grudge match of this feud, The Breakfast Club look to rebel against the system, as The Burnout & The Jock face the allied school administrators Belding & Breakfast Club's nemesis, Principal Vernon! (big pop)

And, you would not believe this HUGE main event just signed. It appears as if Cash Inc's Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money have a rematch clause in their contracts, and after losing the tag belts at Redemption last month, never used their rematch for the tag titles. So, since the title shot is good for a month, and they just made the deadline, they have been granted a tag title match versus The Black Dragons tonight! (mixed cheers/boos, a positive reaction for such a big match, and negative for Cash Inc weaseling another title shot.)

Vance: Without further ado, let's KICK IT OFF!


Silkky Smooth vs Tony Ramon
Silkky starts strong, but soon, Tony turns it around. The two brawl it out rather evenly, then Silkky sends Tony out over the tope rope with a clothesline. Silkky follows him to the floor, and tony is waiting, meeting him with some punches, before whipping him into the steel ring steps! Tony keeps up his attack, as the ref reaches an 8 count. Realizing he could be counted out, Tony goes to reenter the ring, but the downed Silkky snags his foot! Tony tries to kick him off, but it's too late! Both men have been counted out!
*Double Countout*

Post Match: A pissed off Tony Ramon attacks Silkky again, as Silkky fights up, leading to a massive brawl up the aisle! SWF officials swarm to break up the melee. Dean says this incident looks to have planted the seeds of a rivalry.

We head backstage, where Lt. Jim Dingle receives yet another creepy note. This one merely says "It starts 9/18/04". After reading the letter, Dingle discusses it with a crew member nearby:

Dingle: This couldn't possibly be anything but bad. Not too many good things start with cryptic letters from psycho stalkers, outside a late night Cinemax movie, and THOSE things aren't even that good! (the crew member just stares at him) C'mon! The plots are substandard, the acting is rigid, and what about the cinematography?! If you REALLY want high quality stuff, you have to watch Showtime. HBO is okay, don't get me wrong, but Showtime really knows it's late night programming. (crew member just shakes his head in disgust, and walks away) Jeez, I'm SOOOO sorry to have offended you Mr. Spielberg! (walking off, under his breath) I hate film snobs.

After that, we head back to the arena, where Extreme Superstar's music suddenly rips through the arena! The fans go NUTS, as Extreme walks out, carrying some kind of trophy(gold man with his arms raised in victory, on a marble base that looks like a wrestling ring, with a gold plate for the engraved award name), and a mic. Extreme enters the ring, and begins to speak:

Extreme(enjoying the reaction): Is everyone having a good time tonight? (big pop, Extreme smiles) Good. Now, onto the reason I'm here. (holds up the trophy in his hand) These awards, dubbed "Superstar Awards" are what we will be handing out at the SWF Awards special, which, as announced last night, will be airing live on September 29th. It will emanate from a place not too far from here, the Fiesta Palace banquet hall, and while there is limited seating available, we invite the SWF fans to attend! (HUGE pop) After all, it will be your votes that determine the winners of the awards. From now, up until the night before the show, the SWF website has the ballots up, so we encourage fans to vote. While your at the site too, make sure to also vote for who you want to see in the main event War Games match at the PPV of the same name, set for September 24th, coming at you live from the SWF Superdome. Voting for that goes until the September 11th edition of SWF Main Event, where the participants will be named. Speaking of that show, I have some programming notes for you. A reminder to fans, due to a very special goodwill tour of appearances the SWF is doing across Asia, SWF Main Event will not air next week (big boos). I'm sorry folks, but hey, the September 11th show is going to be special. (gets more serious) I hate to mention it, but we all know what that day marks, and instead of dwelling on the sadness of the day, the SWF is going to do something to honor the enduring spirit of America, as that day has taken on a whole new meaning these past three years. I am proud to announce that the September 11th edition of SWF Main Event, will be a salute to America. (BIG pop) On that show, we plan to have a top notch card, as well as the announcement of the chosen War Games main event, and ballot for the fan decided undercard of War Games. I hope you fans join us for that very important broadcast. Well, that about does it, enjoy the rest of the show!

Extreme's music hits, and he leaves the ring to a big pop, while Vance & Dean talk up the "SWF Salutes America" SWF Main Event, War Games, and the SWF Awards ceremony. After that, we get ready for our next match.


The Nerd vs Screech
Nerd is all pissed, with the ENTIRE TBC crew accompanying him to the ring! Screech comes out with all TBK members, starting a massive brawl on the floor (with opposing female/male mini fights), as Nerd & Screech fight in the ring! Nerd soon downs Screech with a reverse DDT, hits the Lionsault, and 1-2-3, it's over!
*Winner* The Nerd

Since they are all at ringside, The Rich Girl & The Freak throw Jessie & Lisa in the ring to start their match!

The Rich Girl & The Freak vs Jessie & Lisa
Rich Girl (RG) & Freak keep up their attack on Jessie/Lisa, with the ref tossing up his hands, deciding to just let it go, as everyone else is still fighting on the floor, as SWF officials swarm in to break it up, unsuccessfully I might add. Finally, RG is legal in the ring with Lisa, and RG is handing her a beating, before tiring to tag Freak in. Freak beats on Lisa awhile, before Lisa makes the desperation tag to Jessie, who enters, cleaning house. Just as she was on the show, this Jessie is tall, so she rules over all the females in this. The brawl on the floor only gets worse as Vernon runs down, followed by Belding, making things worse just as the officials finally got everyone apart. As that brawl starts up again, the only female left on the floor, Kelly, is on the far side of the ring, where the female brawl was, recovering from her injuries. She is clad in her Bayside cheerleader uniform, and carrying pom poms! Kelly starts to do cheers for her partners, much to the male fan's delight. When Freak starts to make a comeback, Kelly takes action, and hands off a pom pom to Lisa on the apron, who hides it behind her back. Kelly goes over the the other corner to distract RG, drawing the ref over, as Lisa jumps in the ring, and blasts Freak in the face with the pom pom! Freak drops like a ton of bricks, that thing must have been loaded! Lisa then exits hastily, as a dazed Jessie covers Freak, and the ref turns back to the match! RG tries to jump in to stop the count, but Kelly pulls her off the apron! 1-2-3, Jessie & Lisa win!
*Winners* Jessie & Lisa

With that match concluded, Jock tossed Vernon in the ring, as Burnout grabs Belding, taking him in the ring as well! The bell rings, and that match has started!

The Burnout & The Jock vs Belding & Principal Vernon
All four brawl it out, as the females scatter from the ring. The ref just shakes his head, not being able to contain any of this. Jock & Burnout whip the crap out of their enemies, and Jock ends up nailing the implant DDT on Vernon, as Burnout hits the DVD on Belding. Both men simultaneously go for the pin, and the ref employs a double count, counting the 1-2-3 with both hands!
*Winners* The Burnout & The Jock

We get a video promoting the SWF Salutes America show. They hype the War Games main event announcement being made, and talk of the matches scheduled. So far, three matches have been announced, an "Allies" match where teams of American & international stars team up, as a testament to the unity of the USA. In that contest, American, Captain Fantastic teams with Japan's Black Dragons versus Americans The Billion Dollar Man & Joe Money, with their Saudi partner, Jahalaman Jaffe, the stable known as Cash Inc. The United States title will also be on the line, as the all-American champion The Freedom Fighter faces South Africa's The Mercenary. And, in his first SWF World title defense, Octane will defend against JuJu! That video leads into another video, saying that the SWF will announce the locations for the next 2 ppvs, Halloween Hell 2004, and Soul Survivor on the SWF Salutes America show. The voice over guy says, "If you thought the SWF was wild in Miami, just wait until you hear where it's going next!". That must mean the SWF is going to hold at least one of the shows outside of Miami for the first time! Where will they go? Wherever it is, I'm sure it must be an inspired choice, or inspired choices.

Main Event: SWF Tag Team title match: The Black Dragons vs Cash Inc
Cash Inc waste no time attacking the Dragons, who fend them off! Quow takes Joe to the floor, as Shadow and Jaffe are declared the legal men in the ring. Shadow dominates for some time, as their respective partners have made it to their corners. Jaffe makes a comeback, deciding to use his momentum to beat on Shadow instead of tag when he had the chance. Luckily for him, that doesn't prove to be a mistake, as Shadow is now worn down, and then Jaffe opts to tag, as Shadow leaps for the desperation tag. Quow comes in, a house of fire, before Joe uses his power to derail a severe onslaught. Quow makes another comeback attempt, and comes flying off the top rope with a body press, but Joe catches him, slides him into position for The Payoff, and hits it! Joe goes for the pin as Jaffe hold off Shadow, and 1-2-3! New champs! Cash Inc have won back the titles!
*Winners, and NEW SWF Tag Team Champions* Cash Inc

Post Match: As the fans boo, the new champs celebrate their win. Dean talks about how after how after their, and BDM's recent failures looked to spell the end of the trio, but here they are tonight, winning back the tag belts. The announcers remind us that the show won't air next week, and that they'll be back for the SWF Salutes America show on the 11th as the show fades out.

END OF SHOW

SWF Heatwave

We open the show with the typical video package, then go live to the amazing set. This is all taking place outside, right on the Miami Beach. They used big grandstands, and floor level chairs to accommodate the crowd, which is a lot, around 8,000 people, who are VERY hyped to be able to see the show, in such an intimate setting. The ring is set up right in the middle of the grandstands, and it's right on the beach, with only a light canopy above, and a large screen hanging down from it, so everyone else can see. The entrance way appears as if they just threw up a back carpet, leading from behind their makeshift backstage to the ring, where a black backing has the event logo on it, and another big screen above the curtain. The whole scene is cool, the aisle is lined with cabana torches, the palm trees are visible in the background, you can really see the ocean, and to top it all off, It's a gorgeous night, the stars are out, the trees, as well as the ocean are heard in the background, it is a really inspired setting. The fans love it too, they seem to be into the fresh air vibe, and are energetic. The announce booth has it's own setup stage on the right side of the aisle, as per usual, and we then go over to them for the real kickoff.

Vance(hyped, dressed in casual khakis, and a tropical shirt): Welcome to SWF Heatwave! (big pop from the pumped up crowd) Tonight promises to be an absolutely off the charts show, isn't that right Dean?

Dean(hyped, also in tropical gear): You bet Vance! The card is STACKED, here's the rundown:

In a grudge match to settle their issues following the breakup of their team, the former Kings of the Street, Tony Ramon & The Don will do battle!

For the SWF 6 Man titles, it's a battle of angst ridden youths vs bubble gum preps, when champs, The Breakfast Club meet The Bell Kids!

In a match for the SWF Hardcore title, Jack Suicide defends against Walter, the exceedingly hostile newcomer!

In a 3 Team Dance for the SWF Tag Team gold, The Black Dragons defend against the challenging teams of Petey Pizzazz & JuJu, as well as Sex Connection's Beef Macho & Randy Mann!

SWF United States champion, The Freedom Fighter will have his hands full in a 4 Way Dance for his title, taking on Silkky Smooth, Ayatollah Sheik, and Jahalaman Jaffe!

The Mercenary will defend his SWF Television championship against a hot newcomer by the name of Jules!

In a Hardcore Gauntlet match, EXTREME SUPERSTAR (drawing a larger than life ovation) will face Faith & Devotion, and Daimon!

And, in the main event, for the SWF World title, The Billion Dollar Man will be pitted against the man many have been clamoring to finally get a fair shot at the gold, OCTANE! (big pop) In this match, any foul play will result in the immediate dismissal of all involved, so we are going to see a clean, one on one dream match, right here LIVE!

Vance(still pumped): I can't wait Dean, let's (fans say it with him) KICK IT OFF!


Tony Ramon vs The Don
Tony gets a big pop, as he is from Miami, which the typical SWF Arena crowd didn't really pick up on, or didn't care about since he was a heel before. This intimately set crowd is very ECWish, they are small, vocal, and get into things easy, already apparent off the bat. Maybe it's the fresh air giving them energy, or just the small nature allows chants, and such to grow quickly. Anyways, Don gets a hearty round of boos, like he was some major heel, so this smaller crowd really worked out. Tony pretty much whips Don's ass, while the fans chant "Hit the Edge!", in reference to his finisher, The Edge. Tony soon obliges to a big pop, and the 1-2-3.
*Winner* Tony Ramon


Hardcore Gauntlet Match: Extreme Superstar vs Faith & Devotion, & Daimon
Extreme's music rips through the air without warning, signaling the start of this match, and it draws the GIGANTOR ovation of the night, for sure. The crowd go BONKERS, as Extreme pops out from behind the curtain (sporting a bandage from the bloodying attack his opponents for tonight inflicted upon him last week on SWF Main Event), all fired up, carrying a trash can of weapons. The fans start a mega chant for him, as he awaits the first of his gauntlet opponents. Xavier Hawthorne's music hits, and he comes out to BIG TIME boos, as he is facing the fans' chosen golden boy.

Hardcore Gauntlet Match 1: Extreme Superstar vs Xavier Hawthorne III
I don't envy Xavier, because Extreme is FIRED up tonight, ready to hand out a receipt for last week's beat down, and the group's prior kidnaping attempt of his girlfriend, Angelica Summers. Extreme simply stands there, and LETS Xavier try and beat on him! It has no effect! He's already HULKING UP! A pissed Extreme RIPS the bandage off his head, pointing to the damage done to him by Xavier and company. The crowd is nearing a riot, as Extreme TEARS Xavier to pieces with about 20 punches in stead of the normal setup 3 in the Hulk up process. But hey, sometimes, even the man himself utilized more than 3 punches when he deemed necessary. Extreme whips Xavier off the ropes, uses the AXXXXXEEEEE BOMMMMBAAAAAAA (which he always uses instead of the big boot, for a more vicious effect), and once Xavier is floored, Extreme needs only to look at the crowd, who already are DEMANDING a legdrop. Extreme cups the hand anyways, faking that he somehow couldn't hear the insanely loud crowd's request. They gladly get louder, and Extreme then pretends he finally got the message, running off the ropes, leaping in the air for some MAJOR air, hitting the legdrop! Extreme goes for the academic pin, with the crowd counting the whole time, 1-2-NO?! Extreme lifted him up! Xavier is out cold, but Extreme looks over to his can of weapons! The fans understand what he wants to do here! Vance & Dean say it's all part of his retribution, Extreme wants to make him suffer. Extreme pulls out a kendo stick, holds it up to the crazy loud pop, then starts to BEATING XAVIER TO HELL WITH THE CANE! Extreme just UNLOADS like 15 nasty shots with the thing, before slamming it down! He goes back to the can, pulls out a large stop sign, then props the sign on the nearly dead Xavier's face! Extreme then picks the cane back up, and POUNDS THE SIGN INTO HIS FACE WITH THE CANE! Damn! Don't EVER mess with Extreme's girlfriend, or attack him like a punk, he'll kill you. After he's done with that, he leaves the busted up sign on Xavier's face, puts the hand to his ear again, and the raucous crowd cheer him on all the way as he bounds off the ropes for the MEGA LEGDROP!!! The sign must be buried in Xavier's face by now. Since he pretty much murdered him, Extreme decides to pin him, as the fans count along, knowing full when it's over. 1-2-3, Extreme wins! The fans continue to go ballistic, as Extreme discards the bloody Xavier over the top rope, and awaits his next opponent/victim. The Reverend's music hits, and he slowly walks out, obviously having seen what Extreme did to his partner, looking scared shitless at the prospect of stepping in the ring with the fuming Extreme.
*Winner* Extreme Superstar

Hardcore Gauntlet Match 2: Extreme Superstar vs The Reverend
The fans start chanting "You're a dead man!" at Reverend, knowing full well the insanely pissed Extreme is just ITCHING to rip him apart. Rev calmly enters, expecting Extreme to rush him, but all he does is stand on the far side of the ring, seething in his anger. Extreme doesn't move, he simply stares at Reverend with an almost devilish look on his face that says "You are going to die". Rev, having no choice, goes for the can of weapons, grabbing the trash can lid. Extreme still isn't moving, almost daring Rev to hit him. Rev does, coming down hard on him with the metal lid! It hits with a nice crack that makes the crowd let out an "Ooooh!". Extreme dropped down to his knees when he takes the shot, but he stands right back up, shaking in rage! He HAS lost his mind! The fans are shocked, as are Vance & Dean, not to mention Rev, who is now beyond terrified. Extreme BEGS for another shot, seemingly getting riled up by the pain! Rev comes down with a second shot, even harder than the first, causing everyone to let out another "Ooooh!" sound, and the lid is totally warped from the impact. The fans start up an "SWF! SWF!" chant, like the old "ECW! ECW!" chants that would start up in that company when something "hardcore" happened. Extreme falls on impact, but like before, he rises right back up, now with a bit of blood coming from his forehead, opening up his old wound. The shot only seems to further his rage, and he FINALLY attacks Rev, beating the hell out of him, sending him to the canvas, as he goes to grab the trash can itself. As Rev strives to get up, Extreme comes crashing down on him with about 5 major trash can shots to the head! Rev is out cold, but Extreme isn't done! He drops the can, and pulls it back open, as it dented shut when he blasted Rev with it. he reaches way down, grabbing for one of the weapons still inside of it. He pulls out a STAPLER! That is a move right from ECW wrestler New Jack's play book! Extreme holds it up to the fans, then calls out to them "You want to see me show this bastard REAL hardcore?!" the fans, eating this up, scream back "YES!", so he replies "I'll show him hardcore!", to a GIANT pop. Extreme then takes the stapler, and starts stapling Rev's now bloody head! Rev writhes in pain, while Extreme starts stapling him all over his body before they run out, at which point, he bashes him in the head with the stapler! Extreme discards the stapler, then places the mangled can near the middle of the ring, before picking Rev up onto his shoulders in a firemen's carry! He is going for his much talked about (in various wrestling circles, Extreme has been rumored to be waiting for the time to bust it out) running, jumping, version of the F-5, the Thunder in Paradise (a tribute to his hero, Hulk Hogan, who had a TV show by that name)! The fans pop huge, obviously hearing of the fabled move, and Extreme steps back, runs forward, and does a jumping drop, as he spins Rev down for the impact, making sure he lands on the trash can! Extreme jumps up, and starts playing to the fans, who cheer at unreal volumes, before going for the easy pin, 1-2-3, Extreme kills another one, only Daimon remains.
*Winner* Extreme Superstar

Hardcore Gauntlet Match 3: Extreme Superstar vs Daimon
Extreme kicks Rev out of the ring, takes to a far corner, relaxes to catch his breath, grabs the kendo stick, and awaits Daimon. Daimon soon comes out, and Extreme looks ready. Once Daimon steps into the ring, Extreme stares at him from across the ring, then tosses his weapon aside! He wants to go head to head with the 7'7 500lbs monster! Extreme, showing no fear, charges right towards Daimon, as the crowd go wild, giving Extreme mad props for wanting to take on the big man straight up, without an equalizer. The two men come together, as Daimon starts to hammer on Extreme, who feels the impact, but refuses to back down, plugging away, getting in a few shots of his own. Daimon ends up knocking Extreme away though, finally slowing down the incredible momentum he has built for himself during the course of the Gauntlet. Daimon goes on the attack, but Extreme won't just take it, he fights back from his knees, before grabbing his kendo stick, and bringing it right up to crotch Daimon hard with it! The fans respond favorably, as Daimon reels in pain, allowing Extreme to get up. When he does make it up, Extreme wastes no time delivering some hard cane shots, sending the big man to his knees. As the big man is in a kneeled daze, Extreme grabs a nearby parking sign that was once in the trash can, then blasts Daimon in the head with it! Daimon is still kneeling though, but pretty out of it. Extreme drops the sign in front of the weary man, runs off the far side, coming off to catch Daimon's head, for a running DDT, sending Daimon's head into the sign! Daimon is down now, but Extreme isn't done yet. He leaves the ring, and starts to look under it, pulling out a fire extinguisher, followed by a table! The fans pop huge, always up for a good table spot. Extreme slides the table in, then carries the extinguisher in, as Daimon start to stir. Extreme sets down the extinguisher, then drags the table over to the far side of the ring, before setting it up. He goes back to Daimon, then sprays him with the extinguisher to wake up him! When he is up, Extreme sprays him again, right in the face, blinding him, before blasting him with the extinguisher itself a few times! Daimon drops, and Extreme looks towards the table, signaling that it might be time to use it, which the fans love, but he nods his head no, before saying "That just isn't hardcore enough!", then he leaves the ring again, goes under another side of the ring, where he pulls out a large coil of barbed wire! The fans erupt, as Vance & Dean talk up this "New, more hardcore Extreme" we are seeing. Extreme rushes back to the ring, with the wire in hand, which he uses to start whipping Daimon with! As Daimon fights up, Extreme unravels it, and quickly starts to wrap him up in the wire, so he is now completely helpless! Extreme starts rocking Daimon towards the table set up, finally dropping him onto it using another hard shot with the fire extinguisher. With Daimon out on the table, Extreme signals he is gonna go up top to put him through it! Instead of going up in the corner a few feet from the prone man on the table, Extreme goes up on the other side, where he is a few more feet away! Extreme plays up to the fans before FLYING off the top, doing a full flip, then REVERSES INTO A SHOOTING STAR PRESS right before hitting the table! Vance & Dean say it is a move Extreme has talked about doing, which he calls "Zero Gravity". The fans start a "Holy Shit!" chant, as Extreme stays on his prone opponent, both laying in a mess of barbed wire and table scraps, with the ref coming down to count the pin, 1...........2..........3! Extreme did it! The crowd LOSES it, and start chanting "Superstar! Superstar!" as the bell rings.
*Winner* Extreme Superstar

Post Match, Extreme, rather beaten up from the last bump, and probably just tired in general from pulling triple duty, rolls Daimon from the ring, as he celebrates to adoring fans, who continue their loud chants as his music hits. Angelica Summers then runs down the aisle to help her man celebrate this hard earned victory before they walk to the back together, while Vance & Dean talk up how hardcore Extreme can get, saying he truly is the Extreme one, and the Innovator of Extreme.

We head up to Vance & Dean, who talk up the SWF's next PPV offering, War Games as the ring is being cleaned up, and to give the fans the chants to settle down after that awesome contest. They say the show will be taking place on Friday, September 24th, an event headlined by the SWF's version of the classic contest. They mention the event will be held on the anniversary of the SWF, live from the SWF Superdome! That leads them to bring up the special SWF anniversary show to be held on a special Wednesday night broadcast, September 29th, set to honor the best moments/matches/etc in the SWF's history thus far, as voted by us the fans, through a ballot on the SWF website. They announce that voting is up, starting tonight, and will be open until the night before the show, encouraging fans to register. They say this anniversary show will take the place of SWF Main Event, which will NOT air on the 25th of September, the night after War Games. Conversation returns to War Games, as they say the event will be special, since it is going to be held on the anniversary of the SWF, the fans will, like for SWF anniversary show, play a big part, since they will actually vote for the matches, as a way of saying thanks for their support! The way it will work is that, also starting tonight, fans will be able to vote on the SWF website for the War Games match participants. They will pick their 5 favorite, and 5 most hated SWF talents, who they want to see face off in the War Games match. The 5 top vote getters on each side, will be announced as participants in the War Games match on the Sept. 11th SWF Main Event broadcast. Then, after that, they will then have a chance to vote for ALL the other matches on the card, choosing the opponents for the SWF title holders, barring they are not in the War Games match, and pick special "Grudge" matches, matches the fans want to see to settle issues. Fans will even be able to vote on the match types as well! Vance says that since we don't know who will be chosen to be in the War Games match, they we'll have to wait until the Sept. 11th show to see how voting will commence for the other matches. He does say though that voting will be announced, and start on the 11th for the other War Games matches, right after we find out the contestants of fan picked War Games match. This leads Dean to tell us that the SWF version of the War Games match is different than a traditional version of the match. There will still be the huge, roofed cage, and it will take place in one ring, not two like WCW had done in some versions of the match. The stips of the match are, one randomly chosen man from each team will start, and after a five minute period, another man from one of the teams will enter, decided by an opening coin toss. After that, alternating members will enter the contest until all men have entered. In the SWF War Games match, you can lose only by surrendering, meaning you refuse to continue, submission (being a tap out in a submission hold), or if you are knocked unconscious, and can't answer a referee's ten count. This can happen at ANY time during the match, not just when all team members are in. ALL members of one side must be eliminated to declare a winner, not just one team member. The last men left are declared the "Winners of the War". There aren't any titles, or title shots on the line in this, just the chance to see the top SWF talents, as deemed by the fans, fight it out in a brutal war for supremacy. Vance & Dean talk it up, saying it should be exciting, but also very intense, then joke that they hope they aren't considered that popular/hated, or are eligible for the voting, since they want no part of it. In a final program note, they mention SWF Main Event will NOT air September 4th, due to a goodwill tour the SWF is doing in Asia. Now, we return to the ring for the next match.


SWF 6 Man title match: The Breakfast Club vs The Bell Kids
TBC come out as usual, with stable mates Rich Girl & The Freak, and a nice pop from the crowd. The Bell Kids (now dubbed TBK) come out with Belding, and fellow stable members Kelly, Lisa, & Jessie, to major heel heat, these fans aren't accepting of the happy go lucky kids. It should also be noted TBC are billed as being from the fictitious Shermer Illinois, the setting of the Breakfast Club film, and other teen classics by Director John Hughes. TBK are said to be from Bayside High, the school from Saved by the Bell. Before the match, each side have a group huddle, as TBC look ready to fight, and TBK do some sort of "Let's go Bayside!" cheer, with Belding giving the participants of the match hugs, much to the fans disdain. Burnout starts for TBC, taking on Zach. Burnout controls the first few minutes, but Zach fights back enough to make the tag to Slater. Slater fares much better, using his power to steam roll over Burnout, forcing him to tag TBC's powerhouse, The Jock. We now have a battle of the, well, jocks. Slater is quite a bit more muscular than Jock, but Jock is scrappy, and uses mat based wrestling to take him down. The announcers use this time to discuss how this is TBK's wrestling debut (although Belding did face off with TBC's nemesis Principal Vernon). They also talk about TBC still being relatively new, and fill us in on everyone's finishers. Burnout has been seen to use the Death Valley Driver, Nerd uses a Lionsault, and Jock uses an implant DDT. As for TBK, Zach is said to have chosen a reverse Twist of Fate, Slater uses an Arn Anderson like spinebuster, and Screech likes a standing moonsault. They have no special names for these moves. Back to the match, Slater fights back with mat skills of his own, before making the tag to Screech. Screech comes in, as Jock decides to tag in Nerd for the battle of the geeks! The fans pop for the showdown, and the two tear into each other! Nerd wins the fisticuffs, the whips Screech off the ropes, running off the other side himself, ready to hit a move on him, when Jessie trips him! The fans boo, and Rich Girl & Freak have seen enough, storming the three TBK ladies! We have a catfight! The fans love it, as the feisty TBC girls fight all three TBK girls, with Belding running over to try to break it up. Being over by them, Burnout and Jock go to try to stop the fight, end up brawling with Belding, and Zach & Slater are forced to enter into the fray too! The ref, seeing things so out of hand, has not choice but to turn his attention to the fracas, calling from the ring for the brawl to stop. Back in the ring, Nerd recovers to attack Screech, hitting an enziguri! With Screech down, Nerd goes for the Lionsault, as Principal Vernon rushes from the back! As Nerd tries to springboard off the ropes closest to the aisle, Vernon reaches there in time to blast him with some kind of brass knux or something! The ref never saw it! Nerd falls right to the mat, as the fans boo loudly, and Vernon walks off again, holding up his famous "screw you" hand signal from the movie, even saying "Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns!". Screech is able to recover, seeing Nerd out cold, he grabs the ref's attention as he covers him! Before Burnout & Jock can escape the brawl on the floor, 1-2-3! The Bell Kids have done it!
*Winners, and NEW SWF 6 Man champions* The Bell Kids

Post Match: Everyone is shocked, as Slater, Belding, & Zach beat down Burnout & Jock to finally get away from them, as TBK women do the same to Rich Girl & Freak, all making their way in to celebrate the victory. Vance & Dean talk up the impressive nature of TBK winning titles in their first match. The fans boo heavily, as TBK take their party to the back, Zach, Slater, & Screech holding their belts high in the air, while TBC struggles to get up at ringside.

We head backstage, where Angelica Summers is with Walter, who is set to face Jack Suicide for his Hardcore title next. She interviews him:

Angelica: Walter, having won the New Blood 6 man match at Redemption, you earned a title shot of your choice. Is there any specific reason you chose the Hardcore title?

Walter(intense): I'll tell you why. Angelica, we live in a world where nobody follows the rules anymore. (getting riled up) A world where during league play, a bowler is free to step over the line, and NOT get an automatic zero! A world where my personal beliefs aren't taken into consideration when it comes to scheduling tournament games! If nobody is going to follow the rules, I guess I shouldn't either. In hardcore wrestling, there aren't any rules, and since that is how society is nowadays, I'm MORE than willing to oblige! The whole world has gone crazy, and I can get just as crazy as anyone!

Angelica(looks a bit weirded out by the psychotic man): I see. But what are your thoughts on tonight's match? I'm sure you are well aware your opponent isn't coming in at 100%, facing two brutal attacks recently, suffering some broken ribs and a mild concussion. Does this factor in to how you plan to approach the match?

Walter(laughs): Jack Suicide may be hurt, but there are no excuses on the battlefield. Injured or not, you must be prepared to take whatever the enemy has to throw at you. I've been in the line of fire, bleeding and suffering, but did I let that stop my mission? HELL NO! I fought the pain, and did the job I was sent there to do! (looks at the camera) So, Jack Suicide, I'm ready to see what you got, and ready to take away your SWF Hardcore title!

Walter walks off, as Angelica has a look on her face that says "WTF is with that guy?", then we cut back live to the ring, where Walter's music hits, and he comes out for his match.

SWF Hardcore title match: Jack Suicide vs Walter
Walter enters to a mixed reaction, some people getting into the Big Lebowski take, or seeing him as a straight up heel. He is carrying a green military duffel bag, presumably loaded with weapons. Jack comes out next, to a big pop, with taped up ribs, and a bandaged head. Walter wastes no time attacking, swinging his bag at him, knocking him to the canvas. with Jack down, Walter opens the bag, and pulls out a bowling bag. Jack front dropkicks him before anything else can come of this, and begins to mount his offense. Jack comes on strong for some time, before Walter uses a front fall away slam to bust up Jack's ribs, leaving him prone to attack. Walter grabs a bowling pin from his duffel bag, then starts bashing Jack with it! Jack seems to have busted his head wound open again, while Walter uses slams, punches, and kicks to wear down Jack's injured ribs. After a while, poor Jack is really hurting, obviously further damaging his ribs. Jack valiantly tries to come back, using a sitting jawbreaker, but his pain prevents a follow up. Walter uses a pumphandle slam to put Jack down, before going to his bowling bag, removing a shiny gold ball, like Walter's in The Big Lebowski! Walter puts his fingers in the holes, in a ready to bowl stance, and stalks around his hurt foe, measuring up for some kind of shot with the ball! Jack struggles to his feet, and Walter pulls back the arm like he was bowling, then sends it right into Jack's crotch at top speed! OUCH! The entire crowd let out a massive "Ooooh!" after that, as Walter covers for the pin! 1-2-3! Walter did it! What an upset! The fans actually pop for Walter, his use of the bowling ball seems to have helped get him over.
*Winner, and NEW SWF Hardcore champion* Walter

Post Match: Walter grabs his belt, and leaves, as Jack lays in pain on the mat. Vance & Dean play up his gutsy performance, but question him being out there. The fans applaud as Jack is helped to the back by SWF officials.


3 Team Dance SWF Tag Team title match: The Black Dragons vs Petey Pizzazz/JuJu vs Randy Mann/Beef Macho
In this match, it should be noted that one man from two teams wrestles at a time, and they can tag anyone else at anytime. BOTH members of a team must be eliminated as well. Being the tag champs, Shadow is sent in first for the Dragons, and JuJu starts with him. JuJu is ready to fight tonight, and beats him for a bit, until Shadow tags Beef in. Beef gets an early flurry, but JuJu wears him down, then hits the JuJu Driver! JuJu goes for the pin, as Petey trips up Randy when he tries to break the cover! 1-2-3! Beef is eliminated! As he is his Beef's partner, Randy is declared the new legal man, and he enters, all pissed his partner was eliminated. Randy unloads on JuJu, then eventually is taken down with a sidewalk slam. Randy fights back up, then scores a DDT, mounts the top rope, and comes off with the Body Shot! Petey enters to break the pin as Randy covers, but Quow steps in to BLAST him with his Death Kick finisher! 1-2-3, Randy pins JuJu! Petey, who is laid out on the mat from being hit with the Death Kick, is now the legal man since his partner is eliminated. Randy, not being a dummy, immediately covers him, 1-2-3! Petey is gone! Only Randy is left vs the tag champs! Dean comments on how he is in a tight spot, facing the top team in the SWF, especially since Quow has yet to wrestle, so he's coming in fresh. And wouldn't you know, Quow enters to replace the eliminated Petey, doing a number on Randy. Randy, refusing to give up, mounts a big comeback, after a few minutes of being drilled with all kinds of vicious martial arts offense. Randy nails a spinebuster on Quow, covers him, but only gets two. The move really wore Quow down though, and he uses the chance to escape after the kick out to make the leaping tag to Shadow, kicking Randy in the face to daze him. Before Randy can even shift his focus, Shadow soars in the ring, taking flight, coming right in with his finisher, the Flying Wizard! He nailed it! Shadow covers Randy, and 1-2-3! The champs retain!
*Winners, and STILL SWF Tag Team Champions* The Black Dragons


SWF Television title match: The Mercenary vs Jules
Newcomer Jules is over with the fans, who must love the character from Pulp Fiction he's based on. Jules is billed as from South Central Los Angeles, btw. Merc, pissed as usual, wastes no time beating down Jules, but to his dismay, the street tough Jules fights right back. Merc takes things back to his favor, but just when it seems to be done for Jules, as the fans rally behind him, he fights back again. Jules turns it up, dominated, the nails the BMF Bomb out of nowhere! Jules covers, 1............2...............3! Jules won the title!
*Winner, and NEW SWF Television Champion* Jules

Post Match: The new champ celebrates to the cheering crowd, while Vance & Dean talk up how all the newcomers have been making an impact, and how talented Jules is proving to be.

4 Way Dance SWF United States title match: The Freedom Fighter vs Silkky Smooth vs Jahalaman Jaffe vs Ayatollah Sheik
In this, all 4 men are permitted to fight at once, and yes, 4 Way Dances are held under elimination rules, this isn't one fall, like a Fatal 4 Way. The four are quick to pair off, Sheik attacks Freedom, as Jaffe brawls with Silkky. After a few minutes of fighting, Jaffe counters a Silkky Slam attempt, kicks him in the gut, then hits the Arabian Goodnight! 1-2-3, Silkky is gone! Jaffe resigns to hang back, as Freedom is now doing a number on Sheik. When he sees how fired up Freedom is though, Jaffe sneaks over to him, then clips his knee, and starts pounding away as Sheik recovers to help destroy Freedom. Vance brings up Jaffe & Sheik's Arab heritage, maybe the two share a bond, but then retracts, when Sheik attacks Jaffe from behind! Sheik screams at him about being a traitor, as the fans actually boo, despite Jaffe being a heel like Sheik. Vance says Sheik must not like how Jaffe embraces America, unlike himself, explaining the traitor comments. Sheik gets so carried away with beating Jaffe, he neglects to see Freedom sneak up from behind, then pick him up for the Star Spangled Slam! He hit it, and 1-2-3, Sheik is gone to a big pop! Jaffe is still pretty out of it, so all Freedom has to do is finish him off, and he does, hitting another Star spangled Slam for the final 1-2-3.
*Winner, and STILL SWF United States Champion* The Freedom Fighter


We head back up to Vance & Dean for the final hype heading into the main event. Dean reminds us this match is under no foul play rules, any cheating, or interference means automatic dismissal of the person who violates the rule. They say it could cement BDM as an even more dominant champion should he win, or usher in the era of Octane, with the SWF running solely on OCTANE POWER! That last bit is a joke, playing on how when Diesel was the WWF champ, the whole company was said to be running on Diesel Power. Without further ado, we go ringside, read for the main event.


Main Event: SWF World title match: The Billion Dollar Man vs Octane
BDM gets booed right out of the place, but that doesn't appear to rattle him, as he is very focused. Octane gets a mega pop upon his arrival, and he looks dead serious as usual. Once the bell rings, Octane KILLS BDM, rushing right out the gate, totally beating the hell out of him to a massive pop! BDM finally escapes, taking a powder on the outside to enormous boos. Octane, having none of that, goes out after him, causing BDM to run back in the ring, and catch Octane as he tries to get back in. BDM uses this to turn the tide, but for every bit of offense he dishes out, Octane takes it, then fires right back! This goes on for some time, as BDM throws his whole arsenal at him. BDM can't get the big man up for the Billion Dollar Bomb, so that move is out of the question, but after surviving another Octane onslaught, BDM sneaks behind, jumps on the large man's back, and hooks on the Billion Dollar Dream! Octane thrashes around, with the fans urging him to fight out of it, but BDM keeps the pressure on, thrashing about himself to apply more pressure. Octane starts to fall, as BDM smiles, but, much to BDM's chagrin, Octane summons one last burst of energy, pulls himself up from his knees, and runs BDM HARD into the corner! BDM got crushed! The fans pop huge, as BDM staggers out of the corner, into one of Octane's trademark running big boots! Right after the boot, Octane decides it's time to end it, and gets BDM into position for the Empty Tank! The fans are going WILD, as Vance & Dean ponder the end of BDM's title reign. Octane gets BDM all the way up, and DRIVES him down to another giant pop, as he goes for the pin. 1.................................2...........................3!!!!!!! Octane has won the title! The fans go NUTS, as the bell rings, and Octane is handed the gold.
*Winner, and NEW SWF World Champion* Octane

Post Match: The new champ holds his belt up for all to see, as the dazed BDM is walked to the back by the ref, unable to stand on his own. Pyro starts to go off, as Octane simply stands in the ring, with his title held high, looking as menacing as ever. Vance & Dean wonder just who, if anyone could possibly derail Octane, now that he has finally got his hands on the World title. Vance calls Octane "The most dominating man in the business", proclaiming a new era has begun, with no challengers on the horizon that can possibly beat him. As we see Octane stand tall in the ring, the show fades out.

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 8/21/04

Vance: Welcome to SWF Main Event! This week, we have some big matches lined up, a mere 6 days away from the SWF's summer ending spectacular, Heatwave!

Dean: Tonight fans, you will see some intense wrestling action, like only the SWF can bring! Here's what's on tap:

In the Heatwave tag team title shot bracket finals, we will see the Bracket 1 finalists, Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn face Petey Pizzazz & JuJu! In Bracket 2 finals, Randy Mann & Beef Macho will face Alabama Man & The Janitor! The winners of each bracket will advance to this Friday's Heatwave tag team title match, to face SWF Tag Team champs, The Black Dragons in a 3 Team Dance!

For revenge on the attack of his brother Jack last week, Mike Suicide has demanded to face off with a member of Faith & Devotion! The challenge was accepted, and Mike will face Reverend & Xavier's 7'7 monster Daimon!

Speaking of Faith & Devotion, they, along with Daimon, will be facing Extreme Superstar at Heatwave, in a Gauntlet Match, and tonight, on Petey's Parlor, Extreme will be on hand, said to have an announcement about that match, not to mention, discuss his apparent budding relationship with Angelica Summers!

And, in our main event, the man who will be getting a World title shot versus The Billion Dollar Man at Heatwave, Octane, will team with the SWF Tag Team champions, The Black Dragons, to take on Television champ, The Mercenary, & Cash Inc's own Joe Money & Jahalaman Jaffe!


Vance: Without further ado, Petey is standing by for Petey's Parlor, let's KICK IT OFF!


We head to the Petey's Parlor set, where Petey is standing with a mic, and JuJu as usual lurking in the background.

Petey: Hello everyone, and welcome to Petey's Parlor! Tonight, not only will me and JuJu win our match versus Rory & Charles, leading to our most assured tag title victory at Heatwave (big boos), but it's a big night for the Parlor. My guest is a man who some might say is THE man in the SWF, ladies and gentleman, EXTREME SUPERSTAR!

Extreme's music hits, and the fans pop huge, as Extreme walks out, all smiles, hand in hand with Angelica Summers! Extreme acknowledges his legions of fans, he and Angelica exchange pleasantries with Petey & JuJu, then Petey starts the interview:

Petey(points to Extreme & Angelica's hand holding): Well, I guess this answers my first question pretty clearly. (Extreme & Angelica smile) After you two kissed last week, then walked off together, the world has been wondering, was it a heat of the moment thing, after you Extreme rescued Angelica from Daimon, or were the rumors milling around about you two true. Tonight I see it obviously wasn't just a momentary sort of thing, you two are an item now I can safely assume?

Extreme(smiles): Yeah, we are Petey. (nice big pop for that)


Angelica(looking at Extreme): I think we both felt it since the day we met, and we've been close friends from the beginning. Last week, how we felt finally came out, something we have talked about secretly wanting for a long time.


Petey: Congratulations are in order I suppose, so congrats on getting together FINALLY! (laughs) Jeez, everyone in the back have been wondering how long it would take for you two to get together! (everyone smiles) Now, back to business. Extreme, now that your relationship with Angelica is cleared up, onto your Heatwave match versus Faith & Devotion, and Daimon. Considering what they tried to pull with that kidnaping Angelica stunt last week, I'm sure your angry, and probably has something to do with the announcement you wanted to make here about the match.


Extreme(serious): It does Petey. You see, part of our agreement is that should they win, they'll be reinstated into the hardcore division, able to keep trying to win, then banish the Hardcore title, and if I win, they stay out of hardcore competition, never to bring up the matter again. But, after their cowardly actions last week, (getting angry) I'm pretty damn pissed off! (big pop) It's for that reason, I am coming to Heatwave, ready to fight, and since they seem so eager to do some hardcore wrestling, our Gauntlet match will be under hardcore rules! (HUGE pop) I'll tell you this though (very serious, and angry, addressing the camera, speaking to his opponents), I've been in a few knock down drag out fights before, but they are NOTHING compared to what awaits you at Heatwave. (another big pop) When the night is through, and *I* am the last man left standing, the world will see just how extreme, Extreme Superstar is!

The fans pop huge, as Extreme walks off with Angelica, and his music starts playing. Petey calls an end to the Parlor, telling SWF Tag champs The Black Dragons to be ready to lose their belts at Heatwave, as he and JuJu will win their qualifying match tonight, then win the gold at the PPV. Petey says for them to hit his music, as he and JuJu are headed to ring, their match is next!


Tag title shot tourney: Bracket 1 Finals: Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn vs Petey Pizzazz & JuJu
JuJu starts with Rory, dominating until tagging to Petey, who keeps up the pressure. With both teams being heels, the fans seem to be siding with Petey/JuJu, Petey being charismatic, and JuJu being more of a tweener, one who is a badass monster. Charles tags in, and cleans house, causing the fans to change their minds, and rally behind him, as Petey starts acting cowardly, then busts out a thumb to the eye, a time tested heat getter. Petey taunts the booing fans, securely establishing his heel act again. Petey controls, then Charles builds up to a comeback after escaping a nice chicken wing/chinlock, but out of nowhere, Petey pops up to hit the Piece of Pizzazz! JuJu takes out Rory as he charges in to prevent a pin, allowing Petey to pick up the 1-2-3! Petey & JuJu might make good on their word, and win the tag belts, now they have a chance at them. The next match though, will tell the tale of the third team in that match.
*Winners* Petey Pizzazz & JuJu

We head backstage, where Lt. Jim Dingle is handed another note, coming from his mystery stalker. This one says "I will be too busy in my final preparations to write for awhile mister policeman. But by my next letter, it will have begun. Catch me copper....if you can". Dingle is aggravated by the letter, calling out loud for everyone to hear, wanting to know just who is behind it. He says the following aloud, to the stalker, who may be listening:

Dingle: Whoever you are, I hope you know just how serious of trouble you can get into by sending these types of letters! When I was twenty sev......13.......when I was 13, I sent tons of letters to Mark Linn-Baker, and the next think you know, the SWAT team is busting down my door at 3am, and I got locked up for sending obscene pictures! (crew members in earshot of all stop, then stare at Dingle in disgusted silence. Dingle laughs nervously, then responds meekly) It's not my fault those photos got mixed in with the ones I was sending. I only meant to send the pictures of my Perfect Strangers diorama, depicting Larry teaching Balki to drive! Those other photos were on the same roll, they were supposed to go to the Purple Panther nightclub as part of my resume. (everyone is still standing there, leering at him) I NEEDED MONEY! So what? Haven't you people ever heard of moonlighting? Being a cop doesn't exactly pay a king's ransom.

Male Crew Member(speaks up to break the silence): Dude, how could you be a cop, or applying to some strip joint at 13 years old?

Female Crew Member(chiming in): You weren't 13, Jim! I heard you, you almost said 27! You were 27! Don't lie, at least not so blatantly.

Dingle(mortified, and upset): Fine. I was 27 years old when it happened, OK EVERYONE?! (angry, people are snickering) Have your fun people, just LAUGH, and LAUGH at the "weird guy". You have no right to judge me! You don't know me!

Dingle runs off like a crying little girl, with everyone else laughing at him. BTW, Mark Linn-Baker was the exceedingly talented Larry Appleton aka Cousin Larry from the classic 80's sitcom Perfect Strangers. In any event, we head back to the ring for the next match.


Tag title shot tourney: Bracket 2 Finals: Randy Mann & Beef Macho vs Alabama Man & The Janitor
Randy starts with Janitor, and Janitor takes him to town, before Randy makes a comeback, only to quickly tag in Beef. We have the opposite of the Bracket 1 match earlier, as Vance & Dean point out, with two fan favorite teams in action. Randy/Beef seem to have the majority of support, since AM is still unproven, but Janitor is super over. Back to action, Beef tries to fight Janitor, but he's way to fired up. Janitor has things in hand, before Beef slips away to tag Randy back in. Randy fares much better this time, taking some of the starch out of Janitor. Janitor ends up tagging AM, who turns it around with a timely assist from his manager, Miss Alabama, who hops on the apron to lure Randy over. AM rolls Randy up as he sweet talks Miss Alabama, 1............2...........NO! Almost had him! Randy, sensing how close he was to defeat, fights off AM to tag back in Beef. Beef bring it hard, nailing the Beefy Bomb after a few more minutes of action! Beef covers AM, while Randy runs in to meet Janitor with a punch before he can break the pin, 1-2-3! Randy & Beef are now the third team in the Heatwave tag title match!
*Winners* Randy Mann & Beef Macho


Post Match: Randy/Beef celebrate to the back, while Janitor & Miss Alabama help up AM. AM seems apologetic for the loss, and Janitor shrugs, signaling no hard feelings. The two men shake hands, the fans applaud this, and all three leave together in a classy display of sportsmanship.


We cut backstage, where a fight has broken out in the parking lot between Tony Ramon & The Don! The Don popped up from behind to take Tony down with a shovel shot! Don starts yelling at Tony, saying that he, being Don, isn't a pushover like most think, and that he's gonna go "Push some dirt over you!". Don loads Tony into the nearby open trunk of his white luxury sedan, complete with gold accents. SWF officials try to stop him, but Don swings his shovel at them, making sure they stay back. He then closes the trunk, gets inside, and drives off! We hear SWF officials shouting for someone to follow the car! Everyone runs off, as we go back live, for out next match.

Daimon vs Mike Suicide
Daimon has chosen Rob Zombie's Superbeast as his theme it should be noted. Mike's music hits, and he comes out to a huge pop, looking pissed, wielding a chair in one hand, and a mic in the other! He says he is pissed about what Faith & Devotion, and Daimon did to his brother, Jack (who is said, WILL be able to make his Heatwave title defense), and considering the personal nature of the match, he asked Extreme if he'd mind if this match was held under hardcore rules! The fans pop huge, and Mike says Extreme said ok to it! Mike drops the mic, and runs to the ring with the chair, ready to blast Daimon with it as the bell rings for the start of the REAL match.

Hardcore match: Daimon vs Mike Suicide
Mike enters, using the chair to start smacking Daimon with, rocking Daimon with the chair, before he boots it into Mike's face! Daimon starts brutalizing Mike as The Reverend & Xavier Hawthorne III suddenly run from the crowd! They enter, and help Daimon beat Mike to a pulp, while the ref is forced to watch, the group even threaten him about not leaving! It's a hardcore match, this is perfectly legal! The fans buzz, and look to the aisle, hoping someone will help, when a bandaged Jack Suicide storms the ring, with a chair of his own! He tries valiantly to fend off F&D/Daimon, but ultimately, he succumbs to their attack. Then, Extreme Superstar rushes the ring! He's got a chair too, and the fans explode at his arrival. He starts swinging, with F&D/Daimon scattering from the ring in different directions. F&D/Daimon make like they are going to retreat, while Extreme tends to Jack & Mike, who are out cold in the ring. As he does this, F&D/Daimon run back in to ambush Extreme! The three men start pounding on him, before using the chair to really keep him down. They take turns assaulting Extreme, bloodying him! Not satisfied, Daimon gives Extreme his finisher, formerly the Giant Drop, but now, according to Vance & Dean, is the Decent to Hell. Daimon/Reverend lift the limp Extreme, as Xavier administers his finisher, the Morality Kick! Reverend soon follows with his own finisher, Divine Intervention! None of this is enough though, as Daimon & Xavier hold the bloody Extreme up, as Reverend picks up on of the chairs laying in the ring! He screams "How do you like hardcore now?!", before SMASHING Extreme right on the top of the head with it, making a SICK noise! Extreme was already out of it, and his hands were being held, so he had no protection at all. The fans are PISSED at this beat down, throwing crap into the ring, while Daimon kicks over the unconscious body of Mike Suicide, then ends the actual "match" by scoring the 1-2-3.
*Winner* Daimon

Post Match: F&D/Daimon strut around to Daimons music, and the absolute hatred of the fans, before kicking the downed men in the ring, then dumping Jack & Mike out of the ring. They punish the bloody, passed out Extreme a bit more, then grab him, and push his bloodied face close to the camera, yelling about how they intend to teach all sinners a lesson, even the man himself, Extreme Superstar. The group then leave with fans throwing more garbage at them, while EMTs run down to aid the three beaten men in the ring, with a distraught Angelica Summers following close behind.

We head back to the announce booth, where the sickened Vance & Dean express their anger over what just happened. This is going out to the live fans too, and Vance assures everyone, being fighting competitors, despite further injuries Jack might have sustained tonight, and however hurt Extreme is, there is NO way they would miss out on their Heatwave matches. The fans pop mega, especially when Vance & Dean say they want Extreme to seriously mess up (well, teach them a lesson, but same thing) F&D/Daimon, and wish Jack good luck in gutting it out in his Hardcore title match with Walter at the PPV. Vance & Dean also report The Don was followed by SWF officials, and Tony Ramon was saved just in time, before being dumped off in the woods. They say this adds further intrigue to the two's upcoming Heatwave grudge match. Vance & Dean do some last minute hype before the main event, then we kick it to the ring for the match.


Main Event: Octane & The Black Dragons vs The Mercenary & Cash Inc

Shadow starts with Merc, and Merc is overcome by a short flurry of Shadow's martial arts, before tripping him up, then starting to use his brute strength to wear him down. Merc seems motivated tonight, prepping for his big title defense at Heatwave, and from what Dean says, recouping from some kind of nagging shoulder injury that has limited his schedule lately, explaining why he has been rather scarce. Merc has things going his way for several minutes, with it looking like Shadow might not last much longer. Merc finally goes for the Mercy Kill, but Shadow escapes, uses a few offensive kicks, before leaping to tag Quow! The fans pop big, as Merc decides it's time to tag a fresh man to face the riled Quow. Jaffe tags in, and Quow schools him, only for Joe Money to sneak in, and hit Quow from behind to ruin the momentum! This draws in Octane & Shadow, but the ref cuts them off, while all three of their opponents are now able to beat on Quow! Order is finally restored, and Quow is in desperate need of a tag. Jaffe keeps up his attack, while fans rally for Quow to tag in his only fresh partner, the massively over Octane. After a while, Jaffe tries a second rope elbow, but nobody's home, and Quow makes the SUPER hot tag to Octane! The fans are going nuts, Octane steps in, boots Jaffe almost out of his boots, then gives two more big boots to Merc & Joe, who couldn't resist running in! Octane picks up Joe, BAM! Empty Tank! Then, he picks up Merc, BAM! Empty Tank! Those two are gone now, so Octane turns back to the legal man, Jaffe, and BAM! Dishes out an Empty Tank on him! He polished off the whole team in seconds! Octane goes for the pin, but The Billion Dollar Man storms the ring! As Octane covers for the two, BDM is in the ring, and he blasts him in the back of the head with his World title! The ref calls for the bell!
*Winners by DQ* Octane & The Black Dragons

Post Match: BDM sneaks back out before the Dragons, or the pissed off Octane could grab him, running to the back as Octane fiercely stares at him, he'll have his chance at him this Friday night! The winners have their hands raised, and the losers dazedly walk off to the back as we cut back to Vance & Dean to wrap things up.

Vance & Dean run do final hype for Heatwave, running down the final card:

SWF World title match: The Billion Dollar Man vs Octane- No foul play permitted

SWF U.S. title 4 Way Dance- The Freedom Fighter vs Jahalaman Jaffe vs Silkky Smooth vs Ayatollah Sheik

SWF TV title match- The Mercenary vs Jules

SWF Tag Team title 3 Team Dance- The Black Dragons vs Petey Pizzazz & JuJu vs Randy Mann & Beef Macho

SWF Hardcore title match- Jack Suicide vs Walter

SWF 6 Man title match- The Breakfast Club vs The Bell Kids

Hardcore Gauntlet match: Extreme Superstar vs Faith & Devotion & Daimon

Tony Ramon vs The Don


Vance & Dean say it will be a fantastic show, hailing live from Miami Beach, outdoors, right ON the beach itself, which promises to be an exciting atmosphere. They say they'll see us for Heatwave, and we fade out.

END OF SHOW

Special Article! The Best of the TWF

In this article, we will look back, in-depth at five of the greatest moments in the short history of Extreme Superstar's (the real one, not the SWF one) "other" promotion.

The New Era: The TWF started when Extreme Superstar packed it in with the EGWF, a move that shocked many, leaving them to wonder if Extreme would simply vanish. Within weeks, the man known as Extreme had a business partner by the name of Shasta McNasty, who together started the TWF. They wasted little time in signing talents, then setting up their first event. In what can best be described as a shock, the Extreme Superstar persona was nowhere to be found, he had been laid to rest, replaced by a bizarre comedy character named Chicken Neck, truly leaving the image of Extreme far behind. After only a few appearances, Chicken Neck was declared dead, and a NEW side of the former Extreme Superstar was unveiled, Mo Styles, a rich, flashy, and arrogant power player who made it known that HE was "The Man" in the TWF. This character turned out to be a smashing success, and the former Extreme's re-invention sparked a career high for him, delivering stellar promos, great matches, and dominating wrestling like nothing had ever changed. Somehow, against all odds, Mo Styles became just as big a hit as Extreme Superstar, ensuring the TWF had made good on it's promise to change the wrestling industry.

Psycho Freak Out: One of the revolutionary concepts of the TWF was that it fairly spotlighted women's wrestling, a move highly acclaimed in equal rights circles. Within the thriving female wrestling roster, was the prominent star Hardcore Chrissy, who had taken female sport entertainment to the next level, being active in hardcore competition. But, as great as her contribution to the TWF was, Chrissy had a problem, she was a fucking psycho. After losses, she would freak, and outside the ring, had frequent physical altercations with various TWF female talents, mainly her own sister, Heather Hardy. That was a feud that was brought into TWF storylines to capitalize on the reality of it, and caused the moment that made this list of best in the TWF. The two had a huge match during a TWF broadcast, hoping to quell some of the tensions that had been building, maybe even lead to a tearful reunion, which would bring even more positive press to the TWF. Heather Hardy, being the older, stronger sibling, handed Chrissy her ass in the hotly contested match, beating her soundly with little offense from Chrissy at all. This would simply not stand with the riled up Chrissy, furious at the embarrassing loss, breaking character, and beginning her legendary freak out. She started screaming, swearing, crying, and challenging people to fight, while the entire TWF roster rushed out to try to calm her down. The entire thing was too fuckin' hilarious though, as the TWF stars couldn't help but literally rolling around on the ground instead of really do anything, making Chrissy even more mad. She stormed off, heading for a garbage can, which she tossed around, telling people to fight her. Then, she found a large metal pipe, and starting swinging wildly at everyone, still wanting a fight. The pipe, in her crazy hands, was dangerous, but still, it was all too funny to stop laughing at. TWF talent even egged her on, laughing as she tripped over herself and the garbage can, trying to act tough when she really wasn't. After a while, Chrissy finally tired herself out, and gave up, allowing security to drag her away. Luckily, nobody got hurt by her nutball antics, and today we have it to remember as an eventful, hysterical moment in TWF history.

Mo Lays Down the Law: As always was the case in the female division, every talent seemed to hate each other, leading to a HUGE brawl in the ring between them, with Shasta McNasty running down to try to keep the peace. Mo Styles was nowhere to be found, when all the sudden, a suped up golfcart came barreling towards the ring! Mo Styles was at the wheel, running full tilt into the ring! The impact sent everyone flying, some spilling to the outside even, while Mo hopped out of the cart, telling them all that he was the law and order in the SWF, and as of then, people did NOT cross him! Mo's actions certainly sent a clear picture to the other SWF talents, and he, along with Shasta McNasty walked tall in the ring as his music played.

History is Made(In two ways): Being a progressive company, TWF broke all kinds of rules. This is really a two-part tale of the groundbreaking things TWF did. Our first story starts with rising tensions between partners Mo Styles & Shasta McNasty, part of the elite stable McStyles. They were the two top dogs in the TWF, so once they crushed all other competitors, the two were on a collision course for total in-ring supremacy. Things got heated when Mo lost a match to Shasta for the TWF World title. The two seemed at odds, then Mo started making deals on the side with Hardcore Chrissy, taking a dive in a European title match, giving Chrissy the belt. Mo would soon drop his Intercontinental title to Shasta as well, and the two had their falling out afterwards, thus ending the McStyles team. It was not long after, Mo announced Shasta was now his arch enemy, and he'd stop at nothing to get revenge, then made his new alliance with Hardcore Chrissy public! Mo said that he was a man of his word, and guaranteed, that with his help, Chrissy would make history, becoming the first women's world champion. Shasta laughed, because he was a big, dominant monster, and Chrissy was a little runt. Mo then told Shasta to put his money where his mouth was, issuing a World title challenge on behalf of Chrissy! Shasta excepted, and the epic match was on. Mo was ordered not to interfere in the match, but he still accompanied his charge to the ring. Before the bell, Mo grabbed a title belt at ringside, then blasted Shasta with it! Once the match officially started, Shasta was already out cold, and Chrissy pinned him, 1-2-3! She had done it, with serious help from Mo Styles, who celebrated with the new champ. Obviously, Shasta was furious, and wanted retribution, however, that would have to wait, as Mo announced that due to his help, he was set to face Chrissy in a "fair, spirited, goodwill" World title match! The match was set, starting with a showing of respect, when Shasta stormed the ring! Shasta floored Mo with a shot to the face, and he was left laying! Chrissy, wanting to win, covered Mo, 1-2-NO! Mo sprung to life, and rolled her up! 1-2-3! Mo was the champ again! He wasn't hurt! Shasta came back to the ring as Mo's music played, revealing to the world that it was all an elaborate scam to humiliate Chrissy for bribing TWF talent! The scam worked, Chrissy was left crying like a baby, while the still together McStyles grabbed a 24 pack of Coca Cola, then downed them all in Stone Cold style, with Stone Cold's music playing in the background. The other history making event happened before the first broke out, being Mo, pissed about the lack of rules in the TWF, being the owner, entered as the mystery third person in a Women's title match, sneaking in, and practically stealing the win before anyone ever understood what happened. Mo was now the Women's champ, then he took hold of the new Hardcore Women's title, using them as playthings to taunt people, before dropping the Women's title at will, only to toss himself to other Women's title matches to win the belt back whenever he felt like it, becoming a 3 time Women's champ, and carrying the Hardcore Women's champ throughout it's entire run.

Going Out in a Blaze of Glory: It was the end of the summer spectacular, which would also prove to be the final show in TWF history. Big matches were all signed, to be capped off by the SHOCKING TWF person making an appearance. Rumors circulated before the show about who it was, since they were billed as a mega star, when potential show canceling news broke. Mo Styles had decided to step away from the company! Some claimed it was a severe accident that would force him from the ring, others said it was a dispute with other TWF officials, and even that he was going to return to the EGWF, or start a new venture. Regardless of the reason, the sad announcement was made official the day of the show by 100% owner Shasta McNasty, but the company would move on with the show, that would dawn a new era for TWF, and they still hyped the mystery person surprise, who would be coming in as a full-fledged member of the TWF. Also, as a severe jab to the departed Mo, Shasta announced he had taken Chrissy as his new ally, even alluding to her full induction to McStyles at the big show! With this in mind, reports were dropping the names of some of the biggest, most legendary stars in wrestling, thinking they might enter to fill the void left by Mo Styles. At the end of the show, Shasta & Chrissy came out, with Shasta making it known that Mo was gone (having not appeared on the undercard), and he was set to announce the newest member of McStyles. But, in a startling move, it wasn't Hardcore Chrissy! Shasta declared that their big surprise for the show, the mystery man himself was the new member of McStyles! With that, Shasta asked the man to come out, and in the darkness of the night, we couldn't see him from the entrance, when the music hit. It was familiar music, the sounds of which hadn't been heard in some time, the music of the one, the ONLY..........EXTREME SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was pandemonium in TWF's Madison Circle Garden, Mo Styles may have been gone, but Extreme had risen again! Extreme came out, and all fired up, saying he was ready to shock the world again! The show closed with mass celebration, and surprise, as Extreme Superstar had invaded the TWF. With an ending like that, at least the TWF went out with a bang.

SWF Main Event 8/14/04

We open the show without the intro, and go live, where Extreme Superstar's music hits! The fans go nuts, and he walks to the ring, holding a mic to address the fans:

Extreme(smiling): Everyone all pumped up tonight? (huge pop) Good! I've come out here tonight with more news for the upcoming Heatwave PPV, broadcasting LIVE from Miami Beach, on the 27th. I have one new match announcement for the show, and another one concerning how we'll decide who will be facing The Freedom Fighter for the United States title at the event. Getting right into it, due to recent conflicts, The Don & Tony Ramon have both requested to face each other, so that will happen at Heatwave! (nice pop) And, right here tonight, we will see three big matches, to determine who will go onto the PPV, and face The Freedom Fighter for the U.S. title in a 4 way dance! (big pop) Now, I know I don't quite get along with Cash Inc (boos for mentioning them), but, I can't deny their talents, so when Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money called my office earlier this week about getting in on the U.S. title match, I had to let them have their chances, so I decided I'd set up qualifying matches, where they could earn a spot into the title match. And, since Ayatollah Sheik has been begging for another shot at Freedom, I set up another qualifying match for him to prove himself. With that in mind, right her tonight, you will see Joe Money face Silkky Smooth (big pop), Jahalaman Jaffe take on Captain Fantastic (another big pop), and Ayatollah Sheik square off with Mike Suicide (large pop for Mike's involvement, the Suicide Brothers are really popular), the winners, will all advance to the 4 way dance title match at Heatwave for the U.S. title. That's all for now, enjoy the show folks, take away Vance & Dean!

Extreme exits to a huge pop, as the camera cuts to the announce booth, where Dean runs down tonight's jammed packed card:

Principal Vernon vs Belding

U.S. title match qualifier: Jahalaman Jaffe vs Captain Fantastic

U.S. title match qualifier: Silkky Smooth vs Joe Money

U.S. title match qualifier: Ayatollah Sheik vs Mike Suicide

Tag title shot tourney: Bracket 2, match 1: Randy Mann & Beef Macho vs Dingle & Buffalo Billy

Tag title shot tourney: Bracket 2, match 2: Alabama Man & The Janitor vs Disco Danny & Jimmy Jam


Vance then says his trademark "Let's KICK IT OFF!", and we go to the ring for the opening match.


Principal Vernon vs Belding
It should be noted that Vernon, despite seemingly hating The Breakfast Club, since he is kinda affiliated with them, uses their theme music, and Belding uses the Saved by the Bell theme, like the Bell Kids. Vernon starts off strong, and really lays into Belding before all the Bell Kids run down to attack! The ref calls for the bell, and Vance says that since the Bell Kids like their principal, they are there to help him! The Breakfast Club all run down to beat on the Bell Kids, as the ref tosses the match out.
*Winner, by DQ* Principal Vernon

Post Match: The Breakfast Club send The Bell Kids running, but make it clear they still don't like Vernon, by leaving him by himself when they walk off. Dean says they were only there to get some revenge on The Bell Kids.


We head backstage, where we see some earlier footage of Buffalo Billy approaching Jim Dingle. Billy says that he likes Dingle's style, as in fashion (being the daisy dukes), and if he wanted, they could still sign up for the tag team title shot tournament. Dingle agrees, thus explaining how they came to be as a team. We cut to other earlier today footage, where Alabama Man approaches The Janitor, asking him if he wanted to team with him in the title shot tournament match tonight. AM says he admires his blue collar attitude, since he is a working man too, so they'd be a perfect fit for a team. Janitor mentions he was going to team with Phil, but apparently, Phil has "something else" planned for tonight, so he agrees. We now know how the two, non-ally teams got entered into the tourney. I do wonder what Phil has planned tonight though.


We then cut to backstage footage, of Angelica & Extreme, laughing it up in the hall, and talking, making reference to having fun spending time together last night. As they talk, you can see Xavier Hawthorne pass them by, shooting Extreme a dirty look, as they are set to face off at Heatwave, where Extreme takes on Xavier, The Reverend, and Daimon in a Gauntlet match. Extreme & Angelica are oblivious to this, and then, Crazy Phil walks up to them, looking quite happy, but also serious. The pair greet Phil, and Extreme asks what is up, since he has also heard Phil has something planned for tonight. Phil tells him that it's important, and would like some time, maybe at the end of the show to make it public. Extreme is more than happy to grant his request, they shake hands, and Phil walks off, leaving Angelica & Extreme to wonder what he is up to.


Tag title shot tourney: Bracket 2, match 1: Randy Mann & Beef Macho vs Dingle & Buffalo Billy
When Dingle comes out, instead of waiting, Billy walks out behind him, and they both do their little dances en route to the ring. Dingle seems weirded out by Billy, which is funny since, as Vance points out, he's an oddball himself. Billy starts doing his little shimmy right up to Dingle, and now he is freaked. This gives Randy & Beef, already in the ring, the chance to attack. Dingle, having enough of the weirdness, manages to bail as his opponents start their assault, and he stares back to his partner he left in the ring, creeped out by his behavior. Dingle doesn't even make it all the way to the back, when Beef nails the Beefy Bomb, and Randy comes off the top Rope for the Body Shot, to score the pin on Billy.
*Winners* Randy Mann & Beef Macho

Post Match: Randy & Beef take off after the win, as Billy recovers, with an insane smile on his face for whatever reason. That dude is just messed up.


Backstage, we see The Reverend & Xavier Hawthorne III running somewhere in a hurry, talking of putting their "plan into action", as Daimon slowly follows them.


U.S. title match qualifier: Silkky Smooth vs Joe Money
Silkky starts with control, but Joe soon makes his comeback. Joe dominates for several minutes, then hooks on a bow and arrow lock, causing the fans to rally for Silkky. Silkky starts to fight up, gets out of the hold, but Joe soon pounds him back down. Joe then pisses the crowd off by taunting them, before setting up for his finisher, The Payoff. He hooks Silkky to get ready and lift him for it, but he blocks it, then rolls him up! 1.........2.........NO! Joe kicked out! The two men get to their feet, and Silkky meets Joe with the Silkky Slam! The drilled him out of nowhere, and goes for the pin, 1.......2........3! He got him! Silkky is going onto the U.S. title match at Heatwave, and the fans seem really supportive of him.
*Winner* Silkky Smooth


Once again, we head backstage, where a crew person has alerted Extreme to a disturbance in the locker room. Extreme rushes to the scene, flanked by a camera man, where we see an unconscious Jack Suicide all bloodied, and chained to lockers, wearing his SWF Hardcore title! The room is dark, only lit by the many candles all around him. There is a note pinned to the bloody Jack, which Extreme grabs as someone turns the lights back on. He reads it, and it says "This is the pain hardcore wrestling brings!". Extreme, as well as all of us know who is behind this, but before anything else can happen, we hear people screaming in the halls that Daimon grabbed Angelica a minute ago, and that Faith & Devotion have stormed the ring! Extreme looks furious, and ZOOMS out of the locker room, as the camera cuts to the ring, where Reverend & Xavier are standing, calling out Extreme on their mics. Daimon, nor Angelica are nowhere to be found. Extreme comes BARRELING down the aisle, running full tilt into the ring, where he just starts beating the living crap out of F&D to a HUGE pop! He is NOT messing around! Within seconds, they are out cold, and Extreme, all pissed, grabs one of their mics to call out Daimon, DEMANDING to know where Angelica is. When he doesn't seem to get an answer, he flies right back down the aisle, looking like a man who has seriously just snapped. As he passes through the backstage area, he picks up a large metal pole from some kind of pile of rigging! He starts calling out for Daimon, sounding ready to tear him to pieces. Once he makes it down the hall, a woman's scream is heard. Extreme starts booking it, and he races past everyone else on their way to help, having heard it too. The screams seem to be coming from a room leading down to the boilers, and Extreme follows the sound, kicking the door to the room open, as a camera rushes behind. He bolts down the metal top level, and we now can see Daimon has Angelica down there, chaining her to a caged area! Extreme doesn't hesitate to raise his metal pipe, and start swinging at Daimon, who upon seeing him, runs away. Extreme, more concerned with Angelica, lets him go, opting to free Angelica instead of give chase. Angelica is obviously frightened, and crying, jumping right into Extreme's arms when she is freed. Extreme holds her, telling her it's ok, and that he intends to make them pay. Angelica pulls back, then kisses Extreme! Wow! That came as quite the shock to Extreme, but he soon returns the favor! Vance & Dean say that they guess the two are now officially an item. Extreme & Angelica end up walking back up to the arena together, hand in hand, as we go back to the ring for the next match.

Tag title shot tourney: Bracket 2, match 2: Alabama Man & The Janitor vs Disco Danny & Jimmy Jam
Alabama starts with Jimmy, and AM is overwhelmed by Jimmy's speed, until he catches him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. AM beats on him for a bit, until Jimmy makes a leaping tag to Danny, who comes in like a house of fire. AM opts to tag once he is faced with this, and Janitor comes in to a big pop. Janitor takes Danny to town, and before long, he hits the Clean Sweep! AM jumps in to run interference, Janitor goes for the pin, and picks up the 1-2-3! Janitor/Alabama Man will face Randy & Beef next week in the Bracket 2 finals!
*Winners* Alabama Man & The Janitor


U.S. title match qualifier: Jahalaman Jaffe vs Captain Fantastic
Jaffe comes on strong from the get go, before Fantastic makes his comeback several minutes in. Fantastic has things well in hand, and decides to go for his finisher, The Crime Stopper, but Jaffe fights away. Jaffe tries to turn this escape into a setup for his own finisher, but Fantastic backdrops him! Fantastic looks primed to finish things yet again, but Jaffe rolls behind, holds the tights for a rollup! 1..........2.........NO! Fantastic kicked out! Fantastic pops up, where Jaffe meets him with a boot, followed by the Arabian Goodnight! That'll do it, 1-2-3, Fantastic got beat! The fans boo the intensely hated Jaffe, as Vance & Dean concede that while they don't like his tactics, he is a fine competitor, who now looks poised to tackle singles wrestling, having just won the U.S., title shot.
*Winner* Jahalaman Jaffe


We head back up to Vance & Dean, who talk up what is to be out main event, Ayatollah Sheik vs Mike Suicide, to determine who will be getting the final slot in the 4 way dance U.S. title match at Heatwave. They also announce that next week, the man who will be challenging for the World title at Heatwave, Octane will be in the main event next week! He will be teaming with The Black Dragons to take on The Mercenary, Joe Money, & Jahalaman Jaffe! Then, they talk about what Crazy Phil is planning to say after the main event, unsure what is on his mind.


Main Event: U.S. title match qualifier: Ayatollah Sheik vs Mike Suicide
Mike comes on strong early on, taking Sheik by surprise with his fast moving offense. Sheik manages to fight back, and has things looking good for a while, before the fans rally Mike to a successful comeback. Getting desperate, Sheik busts out his metal spike, which he discreetly uses to blast Mike in the head! He quickly rolls him up, grabbing the tights, 1-2-3! Sheik stole it! The fans boo heavily as Sheik celebrates his win, and runs off to the back.
*Winner* Ayatollah Sheik


We head backstage as Mike is helped from the ring, and we see Crazy Phil, with a serious expression on his face, starting towards the ring. As he comes through the curtain, his music hits, and he's greeted with a huge pop. Phil then goes to grab a mic before stepping in the ring to address the fans:

Phil(serious): I have been on quite a roller coaster ride the past few weeks. Two weeks back, I won the SWF World title (huge pop), and was reunited with my family (another big pop), then last week, I lost the title (boos). I guess everything balanced out, I was just happy to have ever had the chance to win the title, the quick loss of it doesn't bother me, besides, I have something more important now, my family back. (big pop) I can now say, I have everything I ever wanted, I got to be a big wrestling star, I earned respect, and I have the love of the most important people in the world to me, my wife and children. With that in mind, I must sadly announce to you all, who have been so very good to me, that I am retiring from wrestling. (disappointed boos, Phil gets emotional) I just want to say one last thing though. You people have been absolutely amazing to me over the course of my journey here in the SWF, taking me into your hearts, supporting me, even though I didn't support myself. You fans, and the friends I made in the back like Janitor, Vance, Dean, Angelica, and Extreme (big pop) helped me realize that I was something more than a bum. Thank you so much for all you have done for me, I don't think I could ever possibly express how much it has meant to me. (huge pop) I will cherish the time I've spent here in the SWF forever, and never forget all you fans who made it so special, goodbye.

Phil drops the mic, and the fans give him a standing ovation, drawing tears from the emotional man. Then, before he can leave, Extreme, Angelica, Vance, Dean, The Janitor, and EVERYONE else in the locker room (Cash Inc included) all come down to surround the ring! They are all applauding, and Phil's family come in the ring to join him, as everyone salute Phil, giving him a proper sendoff. Extreme soon enters the ring, and gives Phil a big hug, before raising his hand to the cheers of the crowd, and others pile in to shake Phil's hand in respect, as we go off the air.

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 8/7/04

We open with a recap of last week, where Crazy Phil won the SWF World title, then reunited with his estranged family in the dramatic finale of the show. After that, we go live, where The Billion Dollar Man's music hits! And, to a chorus of boos, BDM storms the ring with a purpose. He grabs a mic, prepared to speak, but the fans shower him with chants of "You got beat", and "Crazy Phil", to rub in his loss last week. A pissed off BDM then finally speaks:

BDM(nods, angry): Yeah, ok, so what, I got beat. (big pop) Phil came prepared, and he was the better man that night. (another big pop) But, like any wrestler worth his boots, I have a rematch clause in my contract, so tonight, I DEMAND another shot at the title! (loud boos) Some of you might be confused, since technically, Extreme beat me for the title, then vacated it, allowing Phil to win the belt in a match between us last week. So, you might understandably assume, that my claim to a rematch isn't valid because Extreme had given me a chance at the vacated belt, but that isn't so. According to my contract, once I have lost whatever championship I may hold, I am entitled to a rematch at MY request within 21 days of losing the title. Extreme gave me that title shot last week, it was NOT a request, and since I'm well within 21 days of my title loss, I want to receive my title shot, right here tonight! (more boos) Extreme, you know I've got a legit claim to a match, so please come out to make it official.

Extreme walks out to a big pop, and stands at the top of the aisle, holding a mic:

Extreme(shrugs): Well folks, I'm afraid he's right. (major boos) I just KNEW it, right after you lost last week, I had the feeling you were going to use your rematch clause to get another title shot. There's not anything I can do, if you want your rematch tonight, you got it. (boos)

BDM(smiles): Great. But, I have something to ask for in that match.

Extreme(looks suspiciously): What?

BDM: While I can't really complain about your officiating last week, I'd feel a whole lot better if you weren't the referee tonight.

Extreme: Fine, but since I know your game, I want to add that all outside parties are banned from ringside. (big pop, and Extreme gets real serious) If any of your buddies try to pull a fast one like they did last week, they won't have to worry about my physical wrath like before, they'll have to face my wrath as the boss, because they will be fired on the spot! (big pop) And another thing, don't even think of cheating. I'll be watching, and if I see any brass knuckles, chair shots, abuse of the ref, or any other funny business, your going to have to deal with me, in a seriously violent manner, THEN you'll be fired!

BDM(serious): Sounds like I have a match to prepare for. (drops the mic, and starts towards the back)

Extreme(still serious): Yeah, while you go get ready, (starts towards the ring, passing BDM without incident) I might as well stick around out here a minute, as I have some other stuff to address. (big pop, Extreme enters the ring) Let's see, there is quite a bit I've got to cover here. First off, last week, you might have heard me bring up our next PPV offering, Heatwave, set to take place August 27th. I made mention of putting together plans for the show, which is what I'd like to talk about. I figured, hey, it's summertime, and I'd like to try something exciting for the PPV, so, I decided I wanted to hold the show in a unique venue. Now, before you guys get upset, I must say, you fans here are the SWF could hope for (huge pop), which is why we keep the the shows in the area. Miami truly is a beautiful city, which is why I built the SWF Arena & Superdome here. We've built our rep, as well as strongest, most loyal following here, many of you are regulars, coming to all the shows (big pop). For Heatwave, I found an awesome location, right here in town, a refreshing change of scenery for the SWF, one that adds what I feel will be a cool vibe to the PPV, and one that still allows all you loyal fans to attend. (big pop) Where? Right out on the beach! (huge pop) It's going to be great, the show will be out there in the open air, with the natural beauty of Miami acting as our backdrop. We'll have a whole makeshift arena setup, with big grandstands seats, and nice floor seating too, giving us enough room for everyone. I do hope you come on out to join us, tickets go on sale right after the show, available at the arena box office to purchase on the way out, and through the SWF website! (yet another big pop) Speaking of the show, well, it needs some matches doesn't it? (fans pop in agreement) I've been working on that too. I've actually got quite a few major matches already booked. (HUGE pop, Extreme smiles) Do you wanna hear about them? Ok then. (another big pop, and Extreme smiles before continuing) Newcomer, Jules, since he earned the right to a title shot at Redemption, will face The Mercenary for the Television title (big pop), The 6 Man champs, The Breakfast Club have requested a match with the newcomers who attacked them last week, The Bell Kids, which will happen at Heatwave, and the gold is on the line! (big pop) Another newcomer, Walter also earned the right to a title shot at Redemption, and he will collect at Heatwave, when he challenges Jack Suicide for the Hardcore title! (big pop) Now, to decide who faces the Black Dragons for the Tag titles at the show, in a 3 team dance match. I have set up a mini tournament, which will start tonight, and go on for the next 3 weeks, the winners get the title match, simple as that. 8 teams, split into two brackets are entered into this tournament, and the initial matches of bracket 1 will happen tonight, next week will have the bracket 2 opening matches, then in two weeks, we'll see the both brackets finals, deciding the two teams for the title shot. Dean will tell you more in a few minutes, but let me wrap this up first. I'm in the process of trying to figure out the United States title match for Heatwave, and I do have the World title main event signed, however, I want to wait until after tonight's title match, to tell the champion personally who they'll be facing. I promise you though, it's going to be worth the wait. That about does it, and as the PPV draws closer, I'll have more exciting matches to announce.....

Faith & Devotion, plus Daimon start towards the ring, interrupting Extreme to massive boos. Reverend has a mic:

Reverend(entering the ring with his buddies standing behind him): Now wait just a minute Mr. Superstar. I have a matter to discuss with you sir.

Extreme(a bit annoyed): Ok, but let's hurry, I want to start the show.

Reverend(angry): Plain and simple, we don't like you banning us from hardcore matches. We want a title shot, so we can win the belt, and throw it right in the garbage where it belongs! (major boos) Since you are so excited about the next PPV, why not give us a shot then? (more boos)

Extreme(angry): No. (big pop) I banned you from hardcore competition because, 1: It's MY company, and I LIKE hardcore matches (huge pop), so I want the title around, and 2: These people like those matches (another huge pop), so that is what I want to give them! Besides Walter earned his shot at the PPV, and your NEVER going to be allowed to fight for the title again, (points to Daimon) your new boy included, so deal with it! (yet another big pop)

Xavier(taking the mic): Let's not get carried away here Extreme, we can talk this out (big boos). You wouldn't want Daimon to have to step in and settle this, (Daimon steps to Extreme) would you? (the crowd buzzes at this tense face-off) You know, he still remembers getting caught in the middle of your mascarading as Julio Maniaco. He didn't like being put in the middle of your little issue with The Don & Tony Ramon.

Extreme(not backing down, and pissed): Oh yeah? Well I sure as hell didn't like how you were apart of BDM's gang attack on me in the parking lot that put me out. I seem to recall (gets closer to Daimon in anger)Yeti over here, or "Daimon" as he is known now, being more than happy to assist in throwing me through that big window. If ANYONE here has the right to be angry here, it's me! (huge pop)

Reverend: Then perhaps we could settle all our issues. I propose a match for Heatwave, you, versus us in a gauntlet match (HUGE pop), if we win, we get to fight for the hardcore title again, and should we win it back, it gets banished for good. If you win, we stay banished from the division, and we never bring this matter up again.

Extreme(still angry): You know what, fine! (HUGE pop) If it means never having to deal with your whining, and conservative rhetoric again, I'll take your challenge. Just remember one thing "friends", I've been faced with bigger obstacles than you, so don't get too confident. (another major pop)

Revered(smiles, evilly): You'll see. Daimon is reborn, Yeti is dead, this is a not a new man, but a new MONSTER! He will take you to the depths of hell, and leave you there, crying in agony!

Extreme(serious, looks fiercely at Daimon): I can't wait to see you try it.


Extreme walks off, his music plays, leaving F&D, and Daimon angry in the ring. We kick it to Vance & Dean, who quickly cover tonight's action as everyone leaves th ring. Here is the rundown:

Tag title shot tourney: Bracket One match 1: Tripp & X vs Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn

Tag title shot tourney: Bracket One, match 2: Petey Pizzazz & JuJu vs Repo & Boppo (Tuns of Fun)

The Mercenary vs The Don

SWF World title match: Crazy Phil vs The Billion Dollar Man

Vance says let's KICK IT OFF, then we go to the opening match:


Tag title shot tourney: Bracket One match 1: Tripp & X vs Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn
Tripp starts with Rory, who mauls him, so he tags X, who also gets mauled. Rory then tags to Charles, who continues the dominance, but X soon fights back. That proves to be short lived, as he gets caught trying a top rope cross body, as Charles catches him, which is the perfect setup for his Gunnslinger finishing move. Charles nails it, Rory runs off Tripp, and 1-2-3, the Good Ol' Boys stable members advance.
*Winners* Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn

Tag title shot tourney: Bracket One, match 2: Petey Pizzazz & JuJu vs Repo & Boppo (Tuns of Fun)
Everyone but Repo is there, and as Petey/JuJu try to capitalize on this, we hear the sound of Booker T's music! Out comes Repo, not in solo Booker T gear, but HARLEM HEAT Booker gear! He enters the ring, and helps Boppo fend off Petey/JuJu, but JuJu is too strong, and he soon dumps Repo over the top rope. Petey goes to the floor to beat on him, while JuJu takes it to the man he used to call a friend in the ring. As you'd guess, poor Boppo never stood a chance, when JuJu tires of punishing him, he nails the JuJu Driver, then scores the 1-2-3. JuJu/Petey will be facing Rory & Charles for a slot in the Heatwave 3 Team Dance!
*Winners* Petey Pizzazz & JuJu

We head backstage, where Dingle receives another creepy letter, delivered by a crew member. This one simply says "Just a few more weeks", and has picture attached, of some sort of dungeon. Dingle wonders what this all means, and senses "Something sinister at work, even more sinister than the cancellation of John Doe". John Doe was the swank-ass Fox show, that might have been the second coming of ground breaking Sci/Fi, like the holy Quantum Leap, and aired for one season in 2002/2003. This proves Dingle has SOME taste, since the show rocked all kinds of ass, before the mind-numbingly stupid cancellation came, right after the cliffhanger ending to the season finale, which we never got a chance to see out. Back to the show though, we then go back to the ring for the next match.

Non-title match: The Mercenary vs The Don
I highly doubt Don ever had a shot at winning Merc's TV title, but Merc is booked versus Jules at Heatwave, so I guess they aren't taking any chances. Merc pretty much kills Don, then hits the Mercy Kill for the 1-2-3.
*Winner* The Mercenary

Post Match: The Mercenary celebrates, then leaves, as Don is helped up in the ring, when Tony Ramon runs out! Tony floors Don right back to the canvas, and starts clubbing away, as officials are forced to separate them like last week! Vance & Dean bring up the heated feud, and say the two are definitely headed on a collision course, sooner rather than later!

We head up to Vance & Dean, who start to talk of the emotional family reunion Phil had after his world title win last week. They say how happy he was to be reunited with them, and that they are all back together, and they show them sitting in the crowd tonight. We get some more last minute hype, then go to the ring for the main event.

Main Event: SWF World title match: Crazy Phil vs The Billion Dollar Man
Phil's music hits, and he comes out with the gold, and when they announce him as the champ, fans erupt. Phil seems really happy, and a bit emotional as he enters the ring. BDM enters to major heel heat, looking very focused. The belt is surrendered quickly, BDM removes his ring attire in fast fashion, and we are ready to go. BDM starts strong, really having something to prove from his loss last week, so says Dean. The fans start up the "You got beat" chants, further angering BDM, but Phil ends up firing back, taking the offense to a big pop. Phil pours it on, according to Vance, as fired up as he was last week when he won the title. It certainly looks that way. BDM isn't willing to go down that easy, and ends up using some punches, followed by a nice side suplex to turn the tables. He then starts dropping some fierce elbow, knee, and fist drops, before attempting a pin, only getting a two count. He picks Phil up off the mat, whips him off the ropes, and drops his head for the back body drop, but Phil puts on the brakes, and uses the chance to hook BDM in the Crazy Crusher! The fans pop, but BDM slithers out before the move can be hit, to big boos. Phil, not slowing down, runs off the ropes, and hits the Lou Thez Press! He hammers away on BDM, much to the fans delight, before picking him back up for what looks to be a piledriver! BDM back drops out of it though, turning the tide yet again. BDM lets Phil up, fakes a lockup, then slips behind for a waist lock takedown! Vance comments about it being a sign of BDM's finesse, something Phil is lacking. BDM really starts taking Phil to school now, picking Phil up, and dropping him back down with three consecutive vertical suplexes! BDM goes for the pin, 1..........2..........NO! Phil kicked out! BDM pulls him back up, then slips behind for the German suplex! He bridges for the pin, 1..........2............NO! Phil kicked out again! The fans pop huge, and BDM is getting quite perturbed. He lifts Phil up so he can keep up the punishment, but Phil fights away, and starts pounding him, feeding off the crowd for his big comeback! He rocks BDM back, then whips him off the ropes, giving him a HUGE back body drop! BDM gets up, and tastes a dropkick! He gets up a third time, and Phil fires him into the corner, before deciding to follow him in with a spear! BDM moves at the last second! Phil just went shoulder first into the post! Instead of going for a pin, BDM picks up the hurt Phil, and plants him with the Billion Dollar Bomb! He opts to pick him up again, points to the back, then does the Light's Out, an signature Extreme Superstar move! He was sending a message to Extreme, and the fans boo loudly, knowing what he was trying to do. Now, confidently, with Phil seemingly way out of it, BDM covers, 1.......2........NO! He got his foot on the ropes! BDM is PISSED, and the fans go nuts, while BDM picks Phil up, drags him to the dead center of the ring, and KILLS him with a vicious Billion Dollar Bomb! He keeps it held for the pin this time, obviously sensing victory, while fans hope for Phil to kick out, 1............2..............3! He got him! BDM has won the title again, and the fans are PISSED. BDM starts his celebration while garbage flies into the ring, and fans boo LOUDLY, and his Cash Inc buddies run down to share the moment.
*Winner, and NEW SWF World Champion* The Billion Dollar Man

Post Match: Phil is pulled from the ring by the ref, and helped off, while BDM & the rest of Cash Inc revel in the moment, with BDM holding the title up for all to see, taunting the fans even more, further enraging them. Suddenly though, BDM's music is turned off in favor of Extreme Superstar's! The fans explode, Cash Inc look pissed, and Extreme walks out, looking quite happy for some reason. He stops in the aisle holding a mic. The music cuts off, and everyone goes quiet to hear what he says to say:

Extreme(smiling): I gotta hand it to you, you won the belt back fair and square. (HUGE boos) I'm sorry folks, I know that isn't exactly thrilling news, it sure isn't the reason I'm smiling right now. The reason I'm smiling is because of what BDM's title win means to Heatwave. I told you earlier, I'd come out to announce the main event for the PPV after the title match, and here I am, to tell you all about it. First, let me say, since I can't trust BDM in the least, the Heatwave match will adhere to the same "no foul play" rules as tonight's match had. But anyways, onto the match. For the SWF World title, in one corner, we will have of course, the newly crowned SWF World champ, The Billion Dollar Man (HUGE boos). In the other corner.....someone you fans will be very happy to FINALLY see get a fair shake at the title........OCTANE!

The fans go CRAZY, Cash Inc freak out, and Vance & Dean start yelling about how awesome the match will be. Extreme soaks in the response before continuing.

Extreme(happy, to the fans): It seems like I made the right choice. (MEGA pop, Extreme soaks it in) Well, I'm glad we could end the night on a high note, well, for most of us anyways, (looks at BDM) BDM, you don't seem too happy about the match. (camera shows a furious BDM in the ring) Oh well, that isn't our problem, you're the one who has to deal with him. (another big pop) Oh, and TRUST ME, he hasn't forgotten how you screwed him over in his last title shot at the SWF Rumble. (yet another huge pop) I'd be pretty worried if I was you, he doesn't seem like the reasonable type, so good luck in that match, sounds like you'll need it!

The crowd pops huge, as Extreme walks off to the sound of his music, while Cash Inc are still furious in the ring when the show fades out.


END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 7/31/04

We open with a recap of last night's great PPV, and the AMAZING return of Extreme Superstar, reclaiming ownership of the SWF.

Extreme starts the live show off, coming down in a SWEET new jersey, which must have been set to be released by the SWF before his sabbatical, as fans in the crowd wear them too. The jersey is sleeveless, silver, with a black Superman shield, that has a black star in the middle of it on the front. On the back, also in black is written "Innovator of Extreme". The crowd goes ballistic, and massive "Welcome back" as well as "Superstar" chants go up. Extreme grabs a mic, and stands in the ring, beaming, while the fans continue their cheering.

Extreme(soaks in some cheers, and smiles): Damn, it's good to be back! (the crowd pops big, and Extreme goes into a more serious mode) However, I must apologize for my behavior. I'm sorry I walked off like that. I was a confused man, too ashamed to be the person you wanted me to be, and for that, I am truly sorry. But it was your support that caused me to snap out of the sorry state I was in. When I saw what BDM was turning the SWF into, I got angry. The metaphorical lights snapped back on the adrenaline began to surge, the fire started up, and I knew I had returned to being the man I needed to be. I hope that you all can understand, I never meant to hurt any of you, and I ask for your forgiveness. (the fans cheer, and Extreme has been absolved, Extreme nods in thanks). Alright, now onto new business, as owner of the SWF, I can't keep the title (big boos, and Extreme shrugs), it would just cause too much of a problem in the locker room. BUT, let me tell you, I am going to make the title match I have decided on to crown the new champion, take place RIGHT HERE TONIGHT! (HUGE pop) It's all a part of the NEW, even more intense, and action packed SWF! In my return, the SWF product is gonna get the life BDM tried to suck out, shocked directly back into it's heart! And speaking of BDM, I have to admit, he really was a deserving champion, like him or not, the man has a legit claim to the # 1 contender's spot. So, he will be one participant in the title match, but the other, is a man I am just not willing to give up on, a man who DESERVES another crack at the title, and with the fire lit under him, I feel he could achieve his dream of being a champion, CRAZY PHIL! (BIG pop) On top of all that, there will be a special guest referee to make sure it is called DIRECTLY down the middle, ME! (GIANT pop) With that all settled, (looks to the announce position) Vance? Would you please start this show off right?

Vance stands up, and the camera cuts to him as he shows up on the big screen. His mic headset is turned live to the whole arena, and he speaks:

Vance(excited): Sure thing, (smiling) boss! (another big pop) Let's (as usual, the fans say it with him) KICK IT OFF!

Extreme leaves the ring, and pyro goes off, hyping the crowd up even more, then the announcers start hyping the night as a landmark even in SWF history, with Extreme's return and all. Dean apologizes for not giving us the rundown of the card, saying he is flying by the seat of his pants like the rest of us tonight. The bell soon rings, and we find out our first match.

Jules vs Rory Rogers
Jules enters all badass, and steps right up to Rory, then smacks him! The fans really are taking to his badass character, but Rory is pissed, and stomps Jules down, however Jules is too tough, fighting back with some street-style brawling. Jules ends up dominating, then hits the BMF Bomb (Pearl River Plunge Tiger Driver variant) for the 1-2-3!
*Winner* Jules

We go backstage, where we see Extreme walking through the back, where crew members (and some face wrestlers, like Generation Gap) all run up and welcome him back. Extreme is beaming, and looks so happy to be back, then Angelica Summers rushes up, looking excited to see Extreme. She runs right up and hugs him, telling him how glad she is he came back. Extreme says he is glad to be back, and glad to see her. He tells her of some "Really cool plans for the next SWF PPV", titled Heatwave, which will be taking place August 27th. He says he is ironing out the details, and will have more next week, but says the show will take place in a "special location". He once again comments on how nice it was to see her, and excuses himself to tend to some other business (probably prep for his referee job later on), but invites her to "Hang out" after the show, which she accepts. There seems to be real romantic interest there, Vance & Dean, comment on it, saying the two have had "Undeniable chemistry" ever since they met. The fans also seemed to pick up on this as well.

From that, we go to Faith & Devotion, who stand talking down the hall from where Extreme & Angelica were. They discuss how they lost the Hardcore Gauntlet last night, and how their quest to rid the SWF of the Hardcore title isn't over yet, despite Extreme refusing to give them another title shot , to prevent them from trying to banish the belt again. They express their anger, but talk of their "secret weapon", a person, whom they have transformed, and "revealed the inner demon" of. The two say they have sinister plans tonight to get their message across, and are set to reveal their new, "re-motivated wrecking machine" to the world.

SWF Hardcore title match: Jack Suicide vs Charles Gunn
Jack is said to still be hurt from the Hardcore Gauntlet last night, which he barely managed to win, last defeating Charles, which explains this match. Charles starts with a bullrope (and attached cowbell) in hand, while Jack searches frantically for a weapon, and slides outside for a chair. Charles lets Jack slide in again, then starts whipping him with the bullrope, using the bell part! Jack scurries to put the chair up to defend himself, while Charles is unrelenting in his assault. As Charles whips away, Xavier Hawthorne sneaks in from behind, nailing him with that loaded fake book of his, titled "The Code of Ethics"! The referee jumps in to push Xavier back, but The Reverend runs out as well, coming from the crowd to attack a recovering Jack Suicide! Xavier pushes the ref aside to beat on Charles some more, as Tex Gentry, and Rory Rogers run out to help their Good Ol' Boys stable mate Charles Gunn, and Mike Suicide runs out to help his brother Jack! All 3 hit the ring, and work together to attack F&D, then Yeti runs out?! Yeti helps out F&D by DESTROYING everyone in the ring that was out to get them! He must be their secret weapon, and boy, does he look motivated! Anyways, the bell rings, as the ref has tossed this out, even though it's a Hardcore title match, due to both participants being unable to continue.
*No Contest*

Post Match: F&D pull themselves up, and look happy, as Yeti pulls off his mask! The fans, and announcers are stunned by this, now we finally see his face! He looks like Batista, when he was in OVW as Leviathan, he's bald, has an EVIL black soul patch, and light color contacts. F&D then grab the ref, as the newly invigorated Yeti tosses everyone but Jack from the ring, making it obvious F&D are going to try and steal the Hardcore title back! Reverend covers Jack, but the ref won't count! He flees the ring before anyone can harm him! The ring announcer tells us the reason why is because Extreme Superstar has banned Faith & Devotion not only from official Hardcore title matches, but ALL matches of the division, there is no way they can ever win the title! The crowd pops, and F&D look pissed, then snatch a mic for themselves. Rev then speaks:

Reverend(angry): Well, you can ban us from the hardcore division Extreme Superstar, but we shall remain undeterred! The reason is (points to Yeti, standing menacingly in the background) our new foot solider in the war against depravity, who, from this day forward, shall be known as Daimon, that's D-a-i-m-o-n, which is simply a word for evil spirit. This monster is of the very evil we are out to destroy, we have recruited him for the sole purpose of eradicating all the other vice in the SWF, who better to help us than a product of that sin? Daimon is the unmerciful soul needed to carry out our mission, with him, we can achieve our goals, without having the guilt of transgression weighing on our heads. This is NOT the same man who you are used to seeing, he has been re-programmed, born again, becoming an unstoppable force, one who ensures our cause victory! (big boos) Wait and see brothers and sisters, morality will once again rise to the top, leaving all the scum to wash away into the sewers of oblivion! (more loud boos)

The three walk off, as officials come down to aid the hurt men in, and around the ring. The announcers say F&D, as well as their new monster, Daimon, the former Yeti, have made an impact.

We head backstage, where Lt. Jim Dingle is handed another letter by a crew member. He has been getting odd letters the past few weeks, receiving one at last night's PPV most recently. This one says "I'm getting too excited, I can hardly wait, but the time isn't right. It won't be long though, then the fun will start". Dingle looks a bit weirded out, then says "I sure hope this isn't some perv, only out to grab my....(notices the camera) Killer collection of custom made Police Academy figures, yeah. Those took a long time making....(nervous laughing) The Hightower figure took like 6 weeks alone, I had to wait on an order of fabric for his uniform, that got delayed, (throws up hands and rolls his eyes) and it turned into a whole to-do....(awkward silence as he stares at the camera man) Why are you giving me that look? It's a hobby. I don't play with them or anything, just make new clothes for them, and put them on display. (more awkward silence, then Dingle runs off) The announcers, and fans all crack up over the segment, as usual with Dingle. Dingle is getting pretty popular for his wacky hijinx.

From that, we go to Crazy Phil, sitting with The Janitor in the locker room, where Janitor is psyching a nervous Phil for his big title match tonight. Extreme, clad in his ref shirt soon enters the scene, and the following exchange takes place:

Extreme(serious, pats Phil on the back): How are you feeling Phil?

Phil(serious): I'm more than a little nervous.

Extreme(slight laugh, and a smile): I bet. But, don't let that throw you off, tonight is YOUR night (big pop from the crowd)You've faced BDM before, and I've seen the fire, and heart you put into every match your in, just stay focused, you should be fine. (gets serious, looks Phil in the eyes) You know I'm going to call it fair and square, right down the line out there, but I want you to know something. When I first saw you at the SWF tryouts, (slight laugh) you weren't much in the ring, and you were older than everyone else, people thought you were part of a gag to be honest. But *I* saw past it, I saw how much you NEEDED to be in the SWF. I also saw that you had more passion, more desire than ANYONE else I'd ever seen, ANYWHERE. YOU Phil, embody the spirit in which I started this company, there was no way on earth I could have passed up on you. As we worked hard together to make you a better athlete, I got to know you, and soon after, so did the fans. We all got to see the truly amazing person you are Phil. (All 3 men look near tears) Win or lose tonight, I am DAMN proud to have ever met you, and of the wrestler you have become on top of that. (serious again, fighting his emotion) Now you listen to me Phil, you go out there tonight, and you FIGHT, you fight with EVERYTHING in your SOUL dammit. If it still isn't enough, I'll tell you here and now, not ONE person could be ashamed of you.

Phil(fighting tears himself): I can't ever possibly thank you for all you've done to help me Extreme....Rob. Despite being younger than me, you've taken this broken down old man under your wing, like a mentor, and made him believe in himself again. For you, Janitor here, and all the fans out there who have stood behind me, you can sure as hell bet I'm going out there with everything I've got (big pop). Tonight is the chance to further prove to myself, and everyone else that I am not a bum. I sure as hell don't win every match, but it seems with every one, win or lose, the effort I put in, earns me a little more of what I have been searching to regain for many years, respect. It's not so much about winning the title, but being able to say I went out there, and TRIED, tried with all my heart, that is why tonight means so much to me, thanks again Rob for this chance.

Extreme(smiles, pats Phil on the back): Any time Phil. Well, I'll leave you to prepare, good luck, and I'll see you out there.

Extreme walks away, and Janitor & Phil continue to discuss the match later on. We follow Extreme, who walks into the Cash Inc locker room, where all 3 members are relaxing. There is a tense stare down, and the following exchange:

Extreme(stares around at everyone, looking a bit pissed): Look, I'm not here looking for trouble, as far as I'm concerned, Redemption last night served as payback for your little takeover. (looks at BDM) I just dropped by to let you know, I intend to call the match right down the middle, and that none of the recent problems between us will disrupt my judgement. I figured maybe you'd like to hear that straight from me, considering what happened last night.

BDM: Alright, I appreciate the heads up, (gets serious) but I am warning you, if you screw me over again, all that has happened between us will be like Sunday dinner at grandma's house compared to what's in store for you then.

Extreme(mock scared): Oh yes sir, I certainly won't make THAT mistake again. (crowd laughs) I mean, wow, just imagine how horribly I'd have to foil your plans then. Look at Redemption, damn, you got crushed in SECONDS! If MORE were to go down between us, there might not be anything left of you! (more laughs)

BDM(sarcastic laugh, and applause): Oh, that's cute. (angry) But I wasn't joking.

Extreme(serious): Well, you don't have to worry about it, like I said, fair and square. (with a bit of venom) Good luck.

Extreme exits with anger, leaving Cash Inc pissed, and BDM promising to win the title back, as well as declaring his disdain of Extreme. We then head back to the ring for the next match.


SWF 6 Man title match: The Breakfast Club vs Generation Gap
The match starts with Nerd & X, who have and even, high flying based exchange. Burnout tags in, and is overcome by X's speed, then manages to wear down X after a bit. X takes the beating, before tagging Jimmy, who turns the tide, forcing Burnout to tag Jock. Jock uses his power to dominate, and Jimmy tags to Danny, who does well, but ultimately falls to Jock's power too. With things in hand, Jock seems to be ready to finish things, when all the sudden, the Saved by the Bell theme hits?! Before you know it, all these people, dead ringers for the Saved by the Bell cast run out, Zach, Slater, Screech, Kelly, Lisa, Jessie, and even Belding, all swarming Breakfast Club, with the girls on the outside beating on The Freak & The Rich Girl! Generation Gap seem weirded out, and decide this is too much for them, and leave, while the ref calls for the bell.
*Winners, by DQ* The Breakfast Club

Post Match: The Saved by the Bell imposters continue to beat on TBC until they are all left laying. As their music continues, they celebrate before taking off, to the shock of everyone. Vance & Dean wonder what their intentions are, and speculate on a possible war, with iconic angst ridden movie "teens", vs the equally iconic bubble gum tv "teens".

We head backstage again, where Angelica is waiting behind the curtain, and stops the new youths (and the Mr. Belding impersonator). She then begins to interview them:

Angelica: So, can you explain what you guys were doing out there, and introduce yourselves?

The Zach Lookalike: We are The Bell Kids, inspired by those lovable characters from the classic show, Saved by the Bell! I'm Zach, (points to each lookalike to assign their names) this is Slater, Screech, Lisa, Kelly, Jessie, and of course, our mentor, and confidant, Belding!

Angelica: Ok, but why attack The Breakfast Club?

Slater: I'll tell you why. We are out to prove that their image of angst ridden youths isn't accurate, and is damaging to all those fun-loving, impressionable kids out there!

Kelly: We aren't all grouchy, unhappy people, some of us ENJOY our lives!

Jessie: Yeah! Not all of us sit around and whine about how bad things are, we prefer to actually take action, and improve ourselves!

Lisa: Angelica, those guys need to stop acting all sad, quit listening to the Thompson Twins, pop on some Milli Vanilli, and hit the mall for some shoes! They'd feel much better then!

Screech(to Lisa): Tell `em my darling buttercup!

All the kids together: SHUT UP SCREECH!

Belding: And what about their principle? Never in my day have I seen such a poor excuse for a school administrator! Even Valley's principal is nicer to his students!

Zach: The bottom line is, Breakfast Club, you want something to cry about? Now you've got it! (to the whole gang) LET'S GO BAYSIDE! (everyone cheers, puts their hands in the middle for one of those hand pile deals, and then they take off)

Angelica(somewhat taken aback by the oddness of all this): Umm.... Back to the ring for the next match.


Alabama Man vs Tony Ramon
Alabama Man puts up a good fight, but Tony is really stepping it up, now he's free of The Don. Speaking of whom, Don runs out, only to get popped a good one by Tony, who turns back to AM, and soon scores his finisher, The Edge, and covers for the 1-2-3.
*Winner* Tony Ramon

Post Match: Don recovers, and pounces Tony as he celebrates his victory! Officials rush in to pull the men apart! The announcers talk of the heated war now breaking out between the former Kings of the Street.

We head back to the announcers, who do some final hype before the big title match, and discuss what possible location Extreme has set for the Heatwave show. Talk then turns to the Angelica/Extreme relationship, which seemed to come out in an earlier segment. Vance & Dean say the pair have spent a lot of time together, maintaining it's all platonic. Vance & Dean don't say it in words, but use expressions to suggest they sense more there. Then, they bring up some exciting news, that Extreme was cast in a movie, set to be a huge epic action/adventure, co-starring the lovely Catherine Zeta Jones. He is set to be the lead opposite Mrs. Zeta Jones, and filming will start in a few weeks. They say Extreme will be able to stick around for most of the time, until October, when he will have to go to Egypt for a few weeks to film some of the final action scenes. Apparently, the movie is about Extreme, playing a special agent, tracking down big time gun runners/drug dealers who almost killed him, by going undercover, then falling for Catherine Zeta Jones' character, the eldest daughter of the ringleader (played by Al Pacino) of the operation, who is an unwitting pawn in her father's business. Extreme fights for revenge, and to rescue Catherine from the life she is trapped in. It is called "Best Served Cold", and according to Vance & Dean, is being hyped as a sure-fire smash hit, set to be released fairly quickly after filming, to be in theaters by the Christmas box office blitz. With all that out of the way, it is finally time for the main event!

Main Event: For the vacant SWF World title: The Billion Dollar Man vs Crazy Phil
As referee, Extreme comes out first, in his traditional shorts and sneakers, but with a referee's shirt on, carrying the SWF title. The fans pop huge for him, and Extreme look serious, giving them only a kind smile and wave before taking a place on the far side of the ring. Phil enters next, looking focused, to another big pop, and when he gets in the ring, Extreme smiles to acknowledge him, keeping it professional. BDM enters to the mega boos he is used to, seeming ready to go. BDM takes off his entrance garb, and Extreme calls both men to the center of the ring for instructions. He then holds up the belt, before handing it off to the timekeeper. Both participants, having been told to go to the corners before the bell, come out, and BDM demands Extreme check the wrestlers for weapons before calling for the bell, a rather archaic practice! He obviously is trying to rile Extreme, but Extreme plays it off, and does it. After that, he calls for the bell, backs off, and the match is under way! BDM comes on strong, does a go-behind, then drops down to school boy Phil, which Extreme is right on to fairly count two. BDM & Extreme exchange a look, BDM glaring at him, as if to warn Extreme again about showing bias, but he knows he is doing his job well for the time being. Phil comes up fighting, and he turns it up to the delight of the fans, taking BDM to town. The camera split screens, and we see some unfamiliar people making their way to reserved seats in the front row, on the opposite side (as opposed to the camera side) of the ring. While Phil plants BDM with a jawbreaker, Extreme glances up at the big screen above the entrance, seeing the unknown arrivals take their seats. He looks over to them, smiles, and gives a quick knowing wave. Phil sees them as well, looking shocked to see them, then looks at Extreme, before BDM getting up takes him back to the fight. Vance & Dean tell us that is Phil estranged family! Extreme apparently had them flown in for this match! A graphic goes up on the screen, along with a quick shot of the family(his wife, named Laurie, daughter Susan, who is about 20 years old, and son Daniel, who is a few years older I'd guess) to clue in the live viewers. Vance & Dean say Phil hasn't seen his family since his downward spiral began about a decade ago. BDM starts to make his comeback, but Phil is really inspired, maybe after seeing his family, who look on, interested, but with unreadable expressions. The crowd gets behind Phil, and chants for him start, which seem to impress Phil's family, Dean says they are finally seeing that Phil has truly made something of himself in the wake of all his mistakes. Back to the match, BDM turns the tide, as he pummels Phil, and attempts several pins, but Phil won't stay down. BDM tries to go for the Billion Dollar Bomb, but Phil backdrops out of it! BDM recovers, fights back, tries again, but Phil pulls away! The fans cheer, and Phil's family start to get into it. BDM uses a harsh DDT, covers, only gets two, and now is getting frustrated. He lets Phil recover, and sneaks behind him, setting up for the Billion Dollar Dream! Extreme looks worried, but knows that it'd be wrong to do anything to help Phil. Phil starts to get up, BDM smiles, ready to cinch the hold on, and Extreme looks on worried, with the camera closing in to see his face, while some fans try to egg him on to help Phil, but he seems pained, as doing so wouldn't be right. Once Phil is fully on his feet, BDM snatches him, and locks his signature hold on! The fans gasp, then boo, while Extreme, and Phil's family cringe. Extreme seems to be silently rooting Phil on, then, Phil moves his foot behind BDM, who swings him in the hold, thus tripping him, and he floats over into a pin, whilst still tangled in the hold! Vance & Dean comment that Extreme must have taught him that hold while training him. The fans pop huge, Extreme smiles, then closes in quickly to count the pin, 1......2.......NO! SO close! Extreme looks disappointed, like everyone, but instantly removes the look, in an effort to stay objective. Phil untangles himself, and waits for BDM to get up, nailing him with a dropkick! The fans pop big again, while Phil feeds off their energy to signal his second wind! Phil's family are seen smiling, and clapping now, while Phil starts with his big flurry of offense on BDM. As Phil takes BDM to school, Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money are seen wandering out from the entrance! Extreme spots them, and looks pissed, ready to go out to them, when Janitor sneaks up on them to attack! Now, Jaffe, Joe & Janitor are battling in the aisle! Extreme has no choice but to address this, as other officials come to separate the brawl, he exits, and starts towards the melee. Meanwhile, Phil has BDM in the corner to dish out more punishment, when The Mercenary is seen coming from the crowd to aid BDM! Extreme hears the commotion, and rushes back to the ring, nailing Merc with a HUGE spear right before he can attack Phil! The crowd goes crazy, and Extreme tosses Mercenary from the ring, when Petey Pizzazz & JuJu, also known to be Cash Inc allies run out as well! Extreme goes to work, fending them both off, allowing Phil to continue his fight with BDM uninterrupted! Once everyone is gone, and the fight in the aisle is broken up, focus returns to the match, where BDM fights up, nails a kick, and sets Phil up for the Billion Dollar Bomb out of NOWHERE! The crowd, barely having time to settle from all the other excitement, shriek in horror, as BDM scores with the move! BDM rolls through for the pin, and Extreme sadly, but dutifully slides down for the cover, 1.........2............NO!!!!! PHIL KICKED OUT!!!! The arena explodes, Extreme & BDM stare at each other, stunned, and Phil starts to get up! BDM goes on the attack, but Phil fights him off! Phil is doing his own Hulk up! The fans, Phil's family, Vance & Dean, and Extreme can't hold their excitement, as Phil ROCKS BDM with punches, then whips him off the ropes for a back body drop! BDM goes down, gets up, only to be slammed again! Extreme is nearly jumping up and down, cheering Phil on, and once BDM gets up again, Phil kicks him, then hooks him in for the Crazy Crusher! He hits it! Phil's family is shown, now jumping with the fans, tears in their eyes, while Vance & Dean shout about Phil closing in on becoming the champ. Phil goes down for the cover, and an ecstatic Extreme gladly jumps down to enthusiastically count it, with the crowd riled, counting with him, 1.............2...........3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PHIL WON THE TITLE! I don't believe it! The arena comes UNGLUED, and Extreme rushes to grab the title, happily running it back to Phil, with joy, and emotion overtaking both of them. Extreme hands Phil the gold, and exclaims "You did it!", as the two hug, and Phil's music plays.
*Winner, and NEW SWF World Champion* Crazy Phil!

Post Match: Extreme & Phil celebrate in riotous joy, with Extreme holding Phil's hand up to the delight of the fans, Phil's crying family, and Vance & Dean. Extreme then puts the gold on Phil, and calls Phil's family into the ring! The family rushes in, all crying their eyes out, and have a tearful reunion, with fans going nuts for all of it, many crying along with them. Extreme, who stands in the ring with them even looks misty eyed. After the family is reunited, and standing happy, Phil walks to Extreme, and says "Thank you", which Extreme responds by saying "You earned it", then they hug once more. BDM, who rolled out of the ring has recovered on the floor, and looks up at the happy group in the ring. He seems dejected, but stares at Phil, stunned for a few seconds, then nods in respect before walking off. Even he can't deny Phil's spirit. Vance & Dean soon leave the announce booth, Angelica Summers, as well as the faces on the SWF roster all come down to celebrate, and congratulate Phil, then pyro goes off as the fans stand, applaud. We close the show with the celebrating going on in the ring. That's two awesome shows in a row, nice to have the Extreme One back, living up to his promise in shaking the SWF back to life.

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