SWF War Games

This show is dedicated to Ray Traylor, aka The Big Boss Man.


We open the show with a nice video package, where the team being billed as the ?Army of Extreme?, consisting of ?General? Extreme Superstar, SWF World champion Octane, Quow Ling & The Shadow (the Black Dragons), & The Janitor, are all shown, standing in front of a large screen, depicting scenes of war, looking ready for tonight. They all have silver and black camouflage shirts, and matching pants on. The shirts have the Extreme Superstar logo on the front in bright white, with ?Army of Extreme? on the back in the same bright white, which you see when they all walk off, as a united team when a voice over is done talking up their alliance. Extreme it should be noted, has the patches on his arms that declare him the ?General?. We then cut to their opponents, the teamed billed as the ?Cash Inc Army?, who have traditional green camouflage gear, but with large yellow dollar signs on the front, and ?Cash Inc Army? on the back in yellow as well, and they stand in front of a similar screen as the Army of Extreme. Their team consists of ?General? Billion Dollar Man, SWF Tag Team champions Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money (all 3 making up the Cash Inc stable), Petey Pizzazz, & JuJu. BDM also has his ?General? arm patches, and leads his team off for battle, as the announcer speaks of the epic war set to break out tonight, where ?The two most powerful alliances ever formed in SWF history, step into a brutal cage match, where only one team can survive?. He says ?This....is WAR GAMES!?, then we kick it live, where we see a really cool set, with a large tank on one side of the aisle, and a large green helicopter on the other! Hanging over the ring, we can see the large roofed cage, which looks just like a Hell In the Cell. The ring ropes are dark green & black, with the turnbuckles also back. The canvas is grey as usual, and the ring apron & banners are simply green camouflage, with ?SWF War Games? written in white on them. Fans in the crowd are also sporting the shirts each War Games team was wearing, supporting their team of choice. We then go to Vance & Dean, who are dressed in military officer?s fatigues (and have yellow ribbons on, not just for the real troops overseas, but the missing SWF females) and they welcome us:

Vance: Welcome to SWF War Games! Tonight, the stars of the SWF will engage in brutal, all-out combat style matches, chosen by YOU, the fans! (BIG pop)

Dean: Just listen to this monster lineup: In non-title grudge matches, Tony Ramon will face Silkky Smooth in a stretcher match, Tex Gentry faces Disco Danny in a Southern Strap match, and Faith & Devotion square off with Sex Connection in a Hardcore match! In title competition, United States champion, The Freedom Fighter defends against Mike Suicide in a Ladder match! Television champion, Jules takes on the the double threat of Lt. Jim Dingle & Buffalo Billy in a 3 Way Dance! SWF 6 Man champions, The Bell Kids defend against rivals, The Breakfast Club in a Last Team Standing match! And, Hardcore champion, Walter defends against Jack Suicide in a High Incident match! But, that?s not all. In the main event, 10 of the top talents in the business today will do battle in a hellish, War Games match! (HUGE pop)

Vance: Without any further ado, let?s KICK IT OFF!


Hardcore tag match: Faith & Devotion vs Sex Connection
The crowd is jacked for the opening match, as Sex Connection bring a trash can of weapons to the ring, but F&D, still not happy with hardcore wrestling, have no weapons, except the loaded fake books they always carry to the ring. As a reminder, Vance points out since it?s hardcore, all four men can fight it out at once. F&D attack, with their books raised high to blast their enemies, but Randy & Beef take out kendo sticks from the trash can, and use them to knock the books away! Randy/Beef then drop their weapons, opting for a more straight ahead street brawl! Eventually, using a low blow, Rev slips away from Beef, then grabs his book, which he uses to belt Beef with! Rev covers, but Randy runs over to stop the count, as Xavier rushes to drag him away again. The fight continues, with F&D in firm control, until Randy makes a comeback, taking on both men, and allowing Beef to recover. As Sex Connection use parking signs and trash lids from the garbage can to beat both men, Daimon rushes from the back! Daimon enters the ring, and destroys Sex Connection, before doing his Descent to Hell finisher to Randy on the garbage can! Daimon then tosses Beef out of the ring, as a dazed Reverend slides his arm over Randy for the pin, 1-2-3! They stole it!
*Winners* Faith & Devotion

Post Match: Daimon gathers his allies up, and carries them off to the back.


We head backstage, where Angelica is standing by with The Bell Kids (with Belding), who get a mixed reaction. Noticeably absent are the female members, who were unfortunately kidnaped last week by some still unknown person. TBK have yellow ribbons tied on their arms, and tell Angelica they are going to beat The Breakfast Club tonight, and they dedicate their win to their missing comrades, who they are sure will be found soon. As TBK leave, The Breakfast Club walk into view, to a decidedly face reaction, with their ladies absent as well, said to be ?somewhere safe? so they don?t turn up missing. They dispute TBK?s claiming of a win tonight, and even say that while they have had their problems, they hope the TBKs females will be found safe. The fans have sided with TBC in all this it seems, since they are based on classic anti-establishment characters, and been around longer, while TBK have been heels until the sympathy of the kidnaping got them a mixed reaction, however they still came off smarmy, so fans support TBC.

SWF 6 Man title Last Team Standing match: The Bell Kids vs The Breakfast Club
We get a quick refresher on the rules, basically anything goes, until one entire team is eliminated via not being able to answer a 10 count when they have been seemingly knocked out. Tag rules do NOT apply here. TBK all come out, with Belding, as TBC jump the gun, and run out before they are introed! Jock knocks Belding for a loop, and continues with the wild 6 man brawl! Belding gets up, and tries to reenter the fray, but Nerd kicks a field goal right into his crotch! Poor Belding, in serious pain, rolls out of the ring, as TBC totally destroy TBK on the inside. With things well in hand, as Nerd pummels Screech, and Jock fights with Slater in the far corner, Burnout readies to blast Zach with his Death Valley Driver finisher! But, as he gets him up, TBC?s nemesis Principal Vernon slides in from nowhere, and hits him in the back with a chair! Seeing this, Nerd goes over to attack, and he too is decked with a chair! Slater stops Jock from doing the same, then pushes Jock towards Vernon, so he can be hit with the chair too! The fans boo heavily, as all 3 TBC members lay on the mat, with the dazed TBK celebrating with Vernon! The ref starts his count, but at 7, Burnout starts to get up! Right after him, Jock & Nerd pull themselves up! Vernon goes to blast Burnout again, only for Nerd to spear him to the mat! TBK all swarm Nerd, as Jock & Burnout jump on the pile, and the fight continues! Burnout pulls Screech from the fight, as Belding slides in from the floor, wielding a classroom globe?! He pulled it from under the ring, TBK has their own weapon stash under there! Belding goes to hit Burnout with it, but he sees it coming, and pushes Screech in the way! Belding decked Screech with the globe! Screech got CLOBBERED, the globe broke open, and bits are flying everywhere! As Screech lays out cold on the mat, Burnout chases Belding, who takes off towards the back, with both going out of sight, back through the curtain! None of the other four participants, or Vernon are really aware that Screech is laid out on the mat, and soon, the ref counts Screech out! It?s now 2 on 3, well, still 3 on 3 if you count Vernon. As everyone battles in the ring, the camera cuts to a split screen, where we see Belding is being beaten in a meeting room by Burnout! There is a dry erase board on wheels in the room, and after Burnout finishes off Belding, he starts wheeling it back towards the entrance! He?s got a weapon, and he comes wheeling it through the curtain, as all the match participants, and Vernon, having seen it on the big screen, scramble to meet him there, with Jock & Nerd trying to prevent their enemies from attacking him. Vernon charges towards Burnout, who flips the board up, so it smacks him right in the face! Slater breaks past Nerd & Jock, as he hammers on Burnout, fighting him off towards the side of the stage, where the announce tower is! Meanwhile, Zach fights towards the other side of the aisle with Jock & Nerd, before climbing the tank to try to escape them! We get a split screen of the action, and Slater & Burnout, are seen fighting up the announce tower, and are heard over Vance & Dean?s headsets! The announcers decide to move, as Slater tackles Burnout on the announce desk. On the other side of things, Jock & Nerd try to attack Zach, who slips inside the top of the tank to hide! The referee struggles to follow the action from the middle of the aisle, furiously looking at both sides, and using the big screen to keep track of the chaos. Back at the announce booth, Slater now has Burnout up on the table, and is ready to powerbomb him through it, as Jock & Nerd struggle to find a way in the tank, since Zach seems to have locked them out! Slater gets Burnout up, but Burnout fights back down, and backdrops Slater off the stage! It?s like a 10 foot drop, and Slater just went out of sight! The crowd chants ?Holy Shit!? as the camera cuts to show another angle, and reveals Slater dropped through a technician?s table, and on a bunch of wires and stuff. Burnout plays to the fans on top of the desk, as the ref runs to count Slater out! As this goes on, Nerd is on top the the tank across the way, trying to open the top latch, while Jock circles the base, trying to gain entry. Slater is declared gone, as the fan reaction causes Nerd to look over, where Burnout is still celebrating on the table, so he doesn?t notice the tank?s rotating muzzle swinging towards him! The muzzle hits Nerd, and he is sent flying off the tank, and hits the dry erase board on the way down, spinning with it like a cartoon before it breaks! Burnout sees this, as he makes his way back to help his team, and Jock rushes from trying to enter around the back of the tank to see Nerd laying in a heap, covered in the wreckage of the board, as the fans chant ?Holy Shit!? again. The two remaining men have no choice but to leave Nerd to be counted out, as they pound on the tank to get Zach to open it. Nerd is finally counted out, and as Burnout & Jock pound on the tank, Zach emerges from the top hatch, and is waiting to leap off onto them when they look up to see him! Zach fires away upon landing, then drags Jock back through the curtain, as Vernon, who seemingly took off after being hit, reemerges, and the two beat on Jock through the main hallway. The two take Jock into a meeting room, where Vernon declares ?School is in!?, and use office chairs to pound him, as the ref finally catches up to them. Then, as that goes on, we cut to see Burnout running through the hallways, throwing stuff around, and using a metal pipe to lure out his enemies, singing that ?I Wanna be an Airborne Ranger? song, just like his character did in the movie! Hearing this, Vernon takes off after him, only to get clotheslined by the pipe as he races to the end of the hall! Burnout then charges towards the meeting room, where he attacks Zach, and beats him with a pipe, before dumping him in an office chair, and wheeling the beaten man down the hall! Burnout veers down the corridor to the outside of the arena! Burnout beats on Zach some more, as Jock dazedly follows, along with the ref. Jock joins in subduing Zach, then they carry him towards the very front of the venue, where they ram Zach crotch first into the flag pole! Then, Burnout starts pulling the flag cord down, as Jock de-pantses Zach, leaving the hurt man in his boxers! Burnout is tossed the pants, and hooks them to the flag, and runs them up the pole! For good measure, they take his shirt too, drag him on the main walkway, then Jock does his lifting DDT finisher onto Zach, totally KO-ing him! The ref starts the count, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9.............10! The Breakfast Club have won the titles back, and gotten revenge!
*Winners, and NEW SWF 6 Man Champions* The Breakfast Club

Post Match: Jock & Burnout celebrate, and laugh it up as they walk back in the ring, leaving the unconscious Zach laying on the main walkway of the arena in nothing but his skivvies!


We head backstage, where we see The Cash Inc Army with Angelica, and they get MEGA boos. BDM tells Angelica that after Extreme tried to make a fool of him while parading around as Rowdy Robert Piper (then beating him, Joe Money, and Jahalaman Jaffe soundly in a match), The Cash Inc Army is out for blood tonight. BDM warns The Army of Extreme about the violence they will be facing, and says his team will be victorious because they are ?The best team money could buy!?.


3 Way Dance SWF Television title match: Jules vs Buffalo Billy vs Lt. Jim Dingle
Jules gets a nice pop, Billy is now getting some pretty good heat, on account of his weirdness, while Dingle gets a surprisingly large pop, as fans are getting behind his zany antics. We even see a few Dingle signs in the crowd, as he enters, with Billy giving him a weird look, as if to say he likes him, after all, they are somewhat of a team as of late. Just a reminder, all 3 men are permitted to fight at once here. Billy sidles up to Dingle, and requests to continue their alliance, in the hopes of taking out Jules it seems, and Dingle agrees, so they attack. The fight goes on for some time, and Jules does his best to ward both men off, eventually taking Dingle down, but Billy reverts to the psychotic side we saw come out for the first time last week, ripping at his own hair, squealing, and violently mauling Jules. Dingle, recovering in the corner, shies away, not wanting to cause Billy to turn his focus on him. Billy starts choking Jules, causing the ref to start counting for the break, 1-2-3-4-5! The ref has no choice but to disqualify the enraged Billy! Billy slaps the ref away, and lifts Jules up, then plants him with the Buffalo Bomb! Billy then gets up, no longer mental it seems, giddy as ever, and smiles at Dingle before finally leaving, skipping merrily to the back! He just served Jules up on a silver platter for Dingle! What is with this guy?! Dingle, still stunned, looks at the downed Jules, as the fans encourage him to go for the cover, and he hesitantly does, 1...........2..............3! Dingle won the title! The fans pop big time as Dingle?s music hits, and he gets up, now overjoyed at his win.
*Winner, and NEW SWF Television Champion* Lt. Jim Dingle

Post Match: The fans cheer as Dingle is handed the title, and dances in his typical comically bad fashion. Vance & Dean are nearly speechless at the win, calling it a ?stunning upset?.


We go backstage, where Angelica is with Jack Suicide in preparation for his High Incident match. She asks Jack about his still injured ribs, and concussion, noting that he has been advised by doctors not to compete, especially in a dangerous match such as the High Incident match. Jack says it?s his motto to ?Take everything to the limit?, and while he let his title slip away at Heatwave due to injuries, he is going to suck it up, and win it back tonight, no matter what it does to his health! He also says that since the fans voted for him to be in the match, he wouldn?t dream of disappointing them by backing out.

We then cut to a promo for the next SWF PPV, Halloween Hell, taking place on Halloween Night, live from Extreme Superstar?s birthplace of Key West, and it will be right out in the middle of Key West?s traditional Fantasy Fest, which is like a Mardi Gras, and a massive Halloween party combined. This spot shows nighttime Key West from the water, looking towards the island. A deep man voices over the following ?Destiny made him The Superstar, and now......It calls him home. Prepare for the Extreme Homecoming.....Key West Will NEVER be the same again!? With that, the camera pans up, to see light pierce the sky, in the form of Extreme Superstar?s logo! After that fades, we get a quick spot for the SWF Awards show, this coming Wednesday night, where awards will be handed out, honoring the best in the SWF.


High Incident SWF Hardcore title match: Walter vs Jack Suicide
We see that the scaffolding has been secured in place, 20 feet above the ring, not far below the big War Games cage. It?s also got a back wall, so neither man can fall off that way, and miss the target landing. In the ring below, tables are stacked 4 high, and blanket the entire ring surface. For those unclear on the rules, basically, both men will fight it out on the scaffold, until one man is sent crashing down onto the tables, whoever is the lucky SOB who didn?t take the spill, wins. Walter is booed heavily upon his entrance, as Jack is a very popular SWF talent, which is proven when fans pop big for him when he enters. The ref takes Walter?s belt on the outside floor, then stands there as the combatants climb up to the scaffolding, as his only duty is to call for the bell when someone falls. The scaffold is rather sturdy, more like a catwalk, not unstable and swinging wildy, like most of the ones you see in these sorts of matches. It?s also pretty wide, so the wrestlers can not only move without falling, but fight a bit up there. Walter charges from his side of the scaffold, as Jack backdrops him! Walter hits the scaffolding hard, jolting it, but it remains strong. Jack goes to attack, and Walter kicks him hard in the groin, before planting him with the DDT! The fans cry out, not just because of the loud sound of the scaffold on impact, but they know Jack isn?t fully over his concussion. Walter goes to lift Jack, only to be punched away, as Jack starts to rally, but soon collapses, probably because of his concussion. Seeing the opportunity, Walter beats on the down man, targeting Jack?s messed up ribs, and lifts his shirt to pull the medical bandages off them. Walter begins to choke Jack with the bandages, as fans boo heavily, and the ref is shown, looking like he wants to mercifully call for the bell. Vance & Dean scream out, urging the ref to do it, if only to spare Jack?s career, since he could be seriously hurt for a long time if this keeps up. Finally, Jack fights up, not with a lot of fire, but he valiantly punches Walter back, and stumbles to attack, but can hardly keep his head up. Being so out of it, Jack fails to see that he is wobbling near the ledge of the scaffold, with his back to it. Walter realizes this, and wastes no time giving Jack a running shove, sending him flying, falling sideways in spectacular fashion, and crashing through the tables like the proverbial hot knife through butter! The fans obviously pop huge, and start a massive ?Holy Shit!? chant, as medical teams swarm the ring, to get Jack to a hospital. Vance, upset over this, commends Jack for taking the match, not wanting to disappoint the fans, but says he took a big gamble, one that didn?t seem to pay off.
*Winner, and STILL SWF Hardcore Champion* Walter

Post Match: Walter climbs down, and leaves, as medics quickly cart Jack off, with fans chanting the whole way for him, showing that they appreciate the sacrifice he made for them.

We head backstage, where Angelica comes on screen, looking panicked, as crew people are all seen running around behind her. She says Miss Alabama has become the latest victim of a kidnaping! Lt. Jim Dingle comes on the scene, sporting his newly won TV title, but all business. Angelica asks him what is known this time, and Dingle says not much, other than crew people hearing Miss Alabama screaming, as she was loaded in, apparently, the same van as last week out in the back of the arena. The man somehow managed to slip past security to gain access there, and nobody saw anything suspicious all day until then. Dingle points out the van has no licence plate, and reiterates the masked man is said to be slender, and about 6 feet tall or so. As he continues, a crew member delivers another envelope to Dingle, sent by his mystery stalker, and seemingly, the person behind the kidnapings. Dingle opens it, and it?s a slender, gift-wrapped present, with a note attached. The note says ?C?mon Jimmy, your not trying! Here?s a clue?. Dingle then opens the present, which is a DVD of the movie ?The Mangler?, a pretty crappy horror film about a possessed laundry machine, starring Freddy Krueger himself, Robert Englund. Dingle is confused, and opens the case, and instead of a DVD, there is a note, which says ?No need to see it......All the answers are in your hands?. Angelica & Dingle are both confused, as Dingle hurries off to work on the case.


SWF United States title Ladder match: The Freedom Fighter vs Mike Suicide
This is like an old school ladder match, where the ladder starts off all the way down the aisle. Both being faces, the reaction is split, but Mike pulls in the larger pop. Mike takes it to Freedom right off the bat, and wears him down a bit before deciding to go claim the ladder. Freedom trails him, and as Mike tries to bring the ladder back, Freedom stops him in the middle of the aisle. The ladder falls, and Freedom unloads on Mike before slamming him on the fallen ladder! Ouch! Freedom then pushes Mike off the ladder, and starts towards the ring with it, where he sets it up, attempting to grab the gold. As he sets it up, Mike manages to pull himself up, and sprint towards the ring, where he does a top rope missile dropkick to knock Freedom off the ladder as he tries to climb it! Freedom crashes down, and the ladder bounces on the ropes, as Mike struggles to pull himself up to attempt to retrieve the belt. Mike barely has time to set up the ladder again, and is only a few steps up before Freedom drags him off. The two fight it out some more, with Freedom dominating, until Mike reverses a Star Spangled Slam attempt, and nails the Suicidal Twist! Being tired, Mike struggles to make it to the top of the ladder, and as his hand grazes the title, Freedom pulls himself up enough to shove the ladder over! Mike takes a nasty fall ALL the way down to the floor! Freedom gets to his feet, and slowly makes it to the title, then grabs it! Freedom retains!
*Winner, and STILL SWF United States Champion* The Freedom Fighter

Post Match: Freedom immediately goes to the floor, where Mike is starting to stir, and helps him up! The two shake hands, and nod in respect, much to the fans? delight, then walk to the back together.

We head backstage, where the Army of Extreme is standing by with Angelica. The fans pop huge, as Angelica asks if they are ready for tonight. Janitor says he is ready to tear up their enemies, while The Black Dragons, and Octane simply nod. Extreme, fired up, says that he is proud to be the ?general? of such a great team, and will do everything in his power to make sure they walk out victorious.


Southern Strap match: Tex Gentry vs Disco Danny
In a strap match, both men are attached by the wrist to a 10 foot leather strap, in this case, a thick brown one. The only way to win is drag your opponent to all four corners, and touch each one, without interruption. There aren?t any fancy lights or anything like in WWE?s Texas Bullrope match (which is pretty much the same thing) to signify if a corner has been touched, just a ref. As soon as they are tied together, Danny pulls Tex in, and clotheslines him down! The fans pop, but Tex is crafty enough to use the rope to sweep Danny?s feet, then start beating on him! Tex uses the strap to whip Danny, before trying for the first corner, and touches it. The fans pick up on their part, counting ?ONE!?, then ?TWO!? as Tex touches the second corner, but it stops there, as Danny cuts him off at the third corner, causing the ref to signal the count broken. Danny makes a try, touching the corner, then another one, before he gets stopped by Tex. The two decide to wear each other down more, using the strap to choke and whip each other. Tex then starts to cheat, discreetly removing his hand from the strap, in order to get a tighter grip when choking Danny with it! Seeing this, Danny?s allies, Jimmy Jam & X storm the ring to complain to the ref! As they do this, Tex?s allies, Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn slip in from the crowd, and help Tex beat on Danny! The fans boo loudly, even though it?s all legal, since only touching all four corners can end the match. X & Jimmy shove past the ref, and take out Charles and Rory, but the damage has been done to Danny. Tex picks Danny up, and carries him over his shoulder, and starts touching the four corners as the rest of Generation Gap & the Good Ol? Boys fight it out, having taking it to the floor. As Tex touches each corner, Danny slyly taps them as well, and when they get to the last corner, Danny pulls himself away from Tex, and makes a diving tag to it! Tex is confused, having not seen Danny tag the other corners as he was on his shoulder, and tags the corner right afterwards, as the bell rings. Tex, sure he won, smiles big, until he hears the Danny?s music hit, and the ref raises Danny?s hand to a big pop!
*Winner* Disco Danny

Post Match: Tex is IRATE, as the big screen shows a replay, while Tex?s fellow GOBs members enter to see what happened, while Generation Gap take off with Danny to celebrate. Seeing what happened, Tex is humiliated, having lost what one would think of as his type of match, and the GOBs leave in shame, while fans mock them.


Stretcher match: Tony Ramon vs Silkky Smooth
The rules here are, beat your opponent enough to not only get them on the stretcher, but are able to wheel them all the way up the aisle, past a taped yellow line. It is clarified that if this process is disrupted, they have to go back to the ringside area, and try again from there. The stretcher is set up against the ring on the side closest to the aisle, a bit off center so the wrestlers can enter/exit that side. Tony, being neutral at this point, gets a mixed reaction, but substantially larger face pop than boos. Silkky gets a good pop, but fans seem to dig Tony, so he gets some boos. Silkky comes out swinging, only for Tony to fend him off, and start whipping the crap out of him with a Razor Ramon style punch combo, complete with the spin punch, followed by the Razor ?ME! ME! ME!? taunt, and the hands outstretched finish, drawing a large face pop. Tony smiles, and acknowledges the reaction, so I guess he is a face now. Silkky starts to come back, and goes on the attack, drawing boos from the crowd. Dean points this out, saying fans weren?t too happy with Silkky after he and Jules unnecessarily tried to beat him down last week, and Tony is seen as cool by fans. Silkky seems upset at the fans? response to him, so he gives them the ?screw you? sign! The fans really boo him now, and actively chant for Tony. Silkky keeps on Tony, then dumps him out of the ring, and gets him on the stretcher. Silkky wheels Tony partly up the aisle, but he rolls off, and starts beating Silkky, using the stretcher! Tony then puts Silkky on it, and starts running it back to the ring, where he rams it into the steel steps! Silkky goes flying off the stretcher, and Tony is quick to attack again. Tony beats on Silkky, then signals for The Edge! Tony gets him up, and hits the move right on the outside floor! Silkky is out of it! Tony then loads up Silkky, before wheeling him back up the aisle, and past the line! Tony wins!
*Winner* Tony Ramon

Post Match: The fans pop, and Tony celebrates, cementing his face turn, then leaves. As officials try to help Silkky, he gets up, and shoves them away! The fans boo, and Silkky does the ?screw you? sign again, making them boo even louder! Vance comments on Silkky?s change of heart, and Silkky is now officially a heel.


While things are getting set for the main event, we go to a video, hyping the War Games match. It talks of all the feuding between EVERY member of The Army of Extreme, and Cash Inc of The Cash Inc Army, and the Octane/Petey rivalry, and how Extreme booked Petey into matches against Octane, leading to resentment there. The voice over closes by saying ?All these issues will come together in one unforgettable match......and it will be WAR!?. With the video concluded, we go live, ready for the match.



SWF War Games match: The Army of Extreme vs The Cash Inc Army
The fans are riled for this thing, as it has been a much anticipated contest since it was announced. The cage is lowered, and several SWF officials are on the outside of the ring, to control the door, and monitor the action, with one in the ring to oversee things. We get a quick recap of the rules, one man from each side has randomly been chosen to start, then, every 5 minutes thereafter, another man will enter from alternating sides, with an initial coin toss deciding who gets the advantage of their next man out first. The only ways to win are submission/surrender, or being deemed unable to continue by failing to answer a 10 count administered by the ref. The match will go until one whole team has been eliminated, and whoever is still standing at the end is declared the ?Winner(s) of the War?. It?s now time to find out the first man for each side, first up, the Army of Extreme (AOE), whose first man is......Quow Ling! For the Cash Inc Army (CIA), it?s......JuJu, and he brought a garbage can of weapons! That is all perfectly legal in this as Vance & Dean point out. I should note, there are holes on the sides of the cage, allowing cameras to rest in them, so we can see the match up close, without the cage in the way. When both men enter the ring, JuJu dumps a chair, and various other weapons from his garbage can, then charges Quow with it, but Quow kicks it in his face! The fans pop, and Quow takes the offense, but JuJu pops up, and chokeslams Quow HARD to the canvas! Juju now picks up his garbage can, brutally beating Quow with it, before setting it down, and powerbombing Quow onto it! It seems like the AOE is in trouble already! The fans rally behind Quow, who somehow is alert enough to try fending off his attacker, while Vance & Dean hope AOE has the advantage of the next man entering, so Quow can get some help, declaring about 2 minutes before we find out. Quow keeps trying to fight, but JuJu uses the can to put him back down, continuing his assault until the clock starts counting down for our next entrant! This distracts JuJu enough for Quow to use some kicks to fight back, as the buzzer sounds! And out comes.....Joe Money! Oh no! The crowd boo heavily, and Dean says things don?t look good for Quow, who finally has started to come back. Joe enters, and goes to help his partner, as Quow is now all fired up! Quow begins firing off some major kicks, fighting both men off, before Joe retreats, and uses a parking sign to take him down with a massive shot to the head! With things in hand, JuJu & Joe BRUTALIZE Quow, using the garbage can, a kendo stick, and the parking sign to really pound Quow, leaving him down & out. The two men then take turns, nailing their finishers on him, doing them onto the mangled garbage can! Quow is now out cold, and we have about a minute before the next entry, sure to be an AOE member. Since he is out cold, Joe & JuJu allow the ref to count him down. The ref lifts his arm three times before the count, to see if he is really out of it, then begins his 10 count. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9.........10! Quow is gone! The fans boo, while Joe & JuJu celebrate, and Quow is rolled out of the cage. The clock is now ticking down, as an AOE member is about to enter, the crowd counts it down, getting all excited to see who it is. 3! 2! 1! Out comes........The Janitor! The fans pop, as Janitor runs to the ring, carrying his mop, which he uses to take out JuJu & Joe! He gets in some good shots, dominating the first few minutes, before the two men eventually fight the weapon away from him, and take him down. Vance points out how bad this is, as the next man will be from the CIA, making it a 3 on 1 attack! Fans try to inspire Janitor for a comeback, as he is savagely beaten, and the clock ticks down, ready for what we know will be a member of the CIA. When the buzzer goes off, out comes......The Billion Dollar Man! He is the General of the team, and boy, do the fans hate him. With his team dominating, General BDM takes his time entering the ring. When he gets there, they all take turns humiliating Janitor, taunting the fans, and using his Janitor?s own finisher on him! All three use their own finishers on him, BDM using his impact finisher, The Billion Dollar Bomb, as opposed to the submission Billion Dollar Dream. The Janitor is done, but instead of leave him laying as we are less than a minute from the next entrant, BDM uses the Light?s Out, a signature of his nemesis, and opposing War Games General, Extreme Superstar! After that, he locks on the Billion Dollar Dream to the comatose Janitor, and the ref declares Janitor unconscious, and unable to continue! The second AOE member has fallen! Things don?t look good for the AOE, as the next man enters, ready to face 3 on 1 odds......The Shadow! The fans pop huge, as Shadow comes out with a kendo stick of his own, and lays it down, NINJA style on all 3 men when he gets in! The fans go crazy as he CRUSHES Joe with the cane, causing him to back away to recover, and Shadow keeps going on JuJu & BDM. BDM takes a hard shot, so like Joe, he goes to retreat, allowing JuJu & Shadow to fight it out. JuJu finally gets the cane away from Shadow, and the two have a pretty even contest, before JuJu starts to wear on Shadow with less than a minute remaining for the 4th member of the CIA set to enter. Shadow tries to put up a good fight, but now, BDM & Joe have recovered, and the three CIA members swarm him, as their 4th man enters once the buzzer goes off.......Petey Pizzazz! Poor Shadow must now face 4 on 1 odds! The damage is pretty much done, as Petey enters to help his partners kill poor Shadow for another few minutes before they allow the ref to declare him knocked out, thus unable to continue. With about 2 minutes to kill, BDM asks for a mic when they drag the third fallen member of the AOE out of the ring! He starts asking if they want to just give it up, and save themselves the embarrassment, since they are dropping like flies. BDM says whoever comes out as the AOE?s 4th man better be ready, since all 4 of their guys are ready to take him down. The fans are all pissed at the CIA?s smugness, and the fact they are dominating so far. BDM passes the mic back out through one of the camera holes as the clock ticks down for the next AOE member. All 4 members of the CIA in the ring, stand there, waiting confidently to crush whoever comes out. 3! 2! 1! The next man enters.......OCTANE!!!!!!! The crowd EXPLODES as the dominant man comes menacingly charging towards the ring, where he FLATTENS EVERYONE WITH BIG BOOTS! Octane starts tossing guys left and right, sending them into the cage until they are all writhing on the mat. Octane surveys the scene, then picks out his victim, his old nemesis, Petey Pizzazz! Octane grabs Petey, and MURDERS him with THREE Empty Tanks in rapid succession! Petey is OUT COLD, and the referee begins to count him out as Octane strives to fend off the other three men, who are now swarming him! The ref counts, and Petey doesn?t get up! He is gone! Finally, the AOE has eliminated someone! Sadly though, Octane is now being beaten with a chair, and the mangled garbage can, and the next man is the final man for the CIA, who we know will be Jahalaman Jaffe. Octane keeps fighting though, and keeps batting his foes away, as Jaffe enters the battle, carrying a chair of his own. Now, all four men just pound on Octane, who is bloodied, but refuses to stay down. Octane manages to fight the men off in small spurts, but they drag him into a corner, and like a pack of wild dogs, tear him apart. They back away a few times, to see if he is finished, but Octane still struggles up, only to be taken down again. The fans, knowing only General Extreme Superstar is left to come out, start chanting very loudly for him, as we approach the one minute mark until he enters. The CIA keep pounding on Octane, as the clock ticks down the final ten seconds, with the crowd buzzing in anticipation of Extreme hopefully saving the day. 3! 2! 1! Instead of the buzzer, Extreme?s theme music blares through the arena, causing the restless crowd to literally come flying out of their seats! Extreme comes BLAZING down the aisle to a MAMMOTH pop, brandishing a kendo stick of his own! He flies into the cage, where BDM has JuJu go to greet him so they can keep on Octane. Extreme CRACKS JuJu BIG TIME with the cane, and starts pounding the living hell out of him with it as the fans go out of their skulls for him. JuJu falls, and Extreme keeps WAILING away on him until he is knocked out! He leaves JuJu there for the ref to count, as he charges the corner Octane is being worked over in, so he can help him out. Joe Money runs to cut him off, only to be greet with a HUGE baseball home run swing into the chest from Extreme?s cane! Extreme pounds on him, as Octane is now able to fight up, throwing Jaffe & BDM aside, meanwhile JuJu is deemed unfit to continue! Extreme has proved the difference maker, and murders Joe, while Octane, goes after Jaffe, and BDM cowers in a far corner. Within seconds, Octane polishes off Jaffe, and Extreme fights with Joe, who has managed to get the cane away from Extreme, and start to wear him down, but he still keeps coming at him. Octane floors Jaffe with a MAJOR Empty Tank onto some of the weapons, allowing him to be counted out, and eliminated! Octane is then attacked by BDM, who uses a low blow, and a chair to take him back down. As BDM beats a tired Octane with the chair, Extreme HULKS UP, and demolishes Joe, getting him up for his Thunder in Paradise finisher, which he nails, spinning around fiercely, and PLANTING him with the impact! Joe is then counted out, and eliminated! Extreme, all fired up, then looks across the ring at the last remaining man for the CIA, his heated rival, The Billion Dollar Man! The fans nearly riot, as Extreme stares down BDM, while he has no idea what is going on. Finally, after hearing the ovation, and announcement that Joe is eliminated, BDM stops beating on Octane, and slowly turns, with a look of dread, and horror on his face. The fans are JUMPING, as Extreme smiles, and shakes is head as if to say to BDM ?Oh, you are about to get your ass kicked?. While BDM panics, Extreme rushes him, taking him to the mat with furious punches, with fans popping like mad. Extreme then lifts BDM up, and sends him flying into the cage! He picks him up, and sends him to another side, then again, and again, hitting BDM into all four sides! Instead of letting BDM fall, he grabs him, gets him up, and BLASTS him with the Thunder in Paradise! BDM is legally dead now, and Extreme comes down with the LEGDROP! The fans riot, as Extreme picks BDM up, then shoves him into a dazed Octane, who is now to his feet! Octane grabs him, then gets him ALLLLLL the way up in the air for a TOP NOTCH Empty Tank! The riled Extreme cheers him on the whole way, and when BDM hits the canvas, he high fives Octane, and plays up to the insane fans, who are eating this up. As BDM lays out cold, Extreme leads the fans in the ref?s count, everyone knowing BDM is NOT going to get up. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! BDM is finished, the fans go even more nuts, as Extreme & Octane celebrate their win!
*Winners of the War* Extreme Superstar & Octane

Post Match: The cage raises, as Extreme celebrates with the much more stoic Octane, whose celebrating consists of raising his hand to the crowd. The fans go wild as Octane?s music plays. Extreme & Octane have their hands raised, then, they shake each others hands, which the fans love. Vance & Dean talk about what a dominating force the two proved to be, and that they are the two top dogs in the SWF. As we go off the air, Vance tells us how the two men in the ring are the pinnacle of sports entertainment.

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