Halloween Hell
Halloween Hell
(We open with a shot of the Halloween decorated arena, there's a small ramp that leads down to the aisle from the back, and the sides of the entrance walkway on the elevated stage are decorated with leafless trees covered in spider webs, fake tombstones, even open graves, and other assorted holiday decor)
Vance(wearing a vampire's costume): Welcome to Halloween Hell! I'm Vance McMillian, along side Dean Bokerlund. We've got tons of action tonight, and since this is a PPV, there won't be a lot of in between commentary by us announcers.
Dean(dressed as a mad scientist): That's right! We're gonna jump right into the card, but before we do, here's the lineup:
Extreme Superstar vs Death Machine- If Extreme wins, Death Machine must leave forever
SWF World Title Match- The Billion Dollar Man vs Silkky Smooth
SWF Tag Team Title Match- The Suicide Brothers. vs The Black Dragons
SWF U.S. title Match.- The Freedom Fighter vs Jahalaman Jaffe
SWF TV Title Match- Randy Mann vs Captain Fantastic
SWF Hardcore Title- The Janitor vs The Reverend- If The Janitor wins, Faith and Devotion must cease in trying to banish the Hardcore title
SWF Six Man Title Match- Petey Pizzazz/Octane/Yeti vs The Generation Gap
Vance: Enough with the chatter, let's go to the action!
(Cut to the ring for the opening match)
SWF Six Man Titles Match- Petey Pizzazz/Octane/Yeti vs The Generation Gap
All 3 members of The Generation Gap attack Petey, and the ref clears the ring , with Disco Danny and Petey being the legal men. Petey finally recovers from the non-stop assault on him and tags Octane, who he berates for not stopping the aforementioned attack. Octane simply glares at him, as Jimmy Jamm is tagged in, and delivers a missile dropkick on Octane as he is focused on Petey. The dropkick sends Octane into Yeti, who starts hammering away on Octane for hitting him. The Generation Gap stand back and watch their opponents fight, and Octane fights back against Yeti, and Petey tries to mediate and he is hit by Octane. The ref tries to intervene, and he too is hit, causing him to call for the bell.
*Winners by DQ* The Generation Gap
Post Match: Petey manages to get in between his feuding partners, only to yell at Octane, and his continued silence angers Petey, so he slaps him in his rage. He immediately realizes his mistake, and begs for mercy, but instead is blasted with the Empty Tank. The ref hands Octane his belt, and heads for the hills, and Octane starts to walk to the back with his title, but slams it down in the aisle and keeps walking.
(We go backstage to pret-taped footage of The Suicide Brothers discussing plans for their match, Jack is heard asking his brother if he's ready for their announcement, and we go to the ring , where Jack has the mic)
Jack(addressees he crowd): The Suicide Brothers ALWAYS take it to the limit, and here tonight at the first ever SWF PPV, we intend to take it BEYOND anything you've seen thus far. (Jack hands the mic to his brother, and leaves the ring and looks under it for something)
Mike: That's right! Instead of a regular tag match, (Jack comes into view with a ladder, and the camera shows the belts lowering on a cable above the ring) WE WANT A LADDER MATCH!(as soon as Mike says this, The Black Dragons rush to the ring , before they could be properly introduced)
SWF Tag Team Title Ladder Match- The Suicide Brothers vs The Black Dragons
Upon entering the ring, the two teams slug it out, and Jack charges Quow with the ladder, missing him, sending him over the top with the ladder like he was pole vaulting! Mike decides to attack Quow before he can go out after his injured brother, but Shadow is left all alone, and decides to do a somersault plancha onto Jack, but instead of hitting his intended target, Jack pushed the ladder up into his face! The ladder takes out Shadow, but falls back on Jack, so both men are out of the floor. In the ring , Mike and Quow continue exchanging moves, leading to a few great chain wrestling sequences. Seeing how evenly matched they are, they abandon that style of wrestling and opt to use high risk moves. As the two try to hit something , and take the advantage, Shadow and Jack begin to stir on the outside. Back inside, Quow and Mike, realizing their partners are coming to, race outside to assist them, or get the ladder. With all four on the floor, they each try to fight for possession of the ladder, ending up in a tug of war. The Dragons decide to push rather than pull, sending the ladder into their opponents. Then, The Dragons use the ladder as a ramrod, knocking the Suicides over. With both men down, Quow and Shadow position the ladder against the fan barricade in the aisle. They grab Mike, and double suplex him onto the ladder, causing the bottom to actually twist! Next, the lay Jack across the ladder, and with a running start, Quow backdrops his partner onto the ladder, but Jack moves! Jack quickly grabs the now warped ladder and smacks it into Quow's face, knocking him down. Jack, while holding the ladder, climbs onto the fan barricade, and rides the ladder down onto Quow! All four men lay on the ground outside and near the top of the aisle officials bring out another ladder, as Mike finally makes it up. Seeing the new ladder sitting up the aisle, he goes for it, not realizing The Shadow has recovered and is following suit. Just as he grabs the ladder, Mike turns into a dropkick by Shadow, and is then beaten on. Quow soon arrives on the scene, and assists his partner in beating on Mike. Jack finally recovers, rushes up the aisle and makes the save, blasting Quow, knocking him down hard onto the elevated metal stage. Jack then wards of Shadow's attack, battling him dangerously close to the far edge of the stage, which is a good seven or eight foot drop. Shadow manages to avoid being knocked off the edge by fighting back, but out of nowhere, Mike flies towards him, nailing him with a flying forearm, and knocking him off the ramp! Shadow lands with a thud unto the fake graveyard scene, rolling over the prop tombstones, and falls into one of the open graves! Quow, who still is struggling to recover is beaten down by Mike, as Jack grabs the ladder. Instead of making his way to the ring to get the titles, Jack sets up the ladder on the edge of the stage, and JUMPS OFF AND DOWN INTO THE GRAVE WHERE SHADOW WAS! Mike goes to grab the ladder before it too goes off the stage, and QUOW PUSHES HIM OFF THE STAGE, AND HE CRASHES INTO ONE OF THE TREES! The ladder still ended up falling too, but with everyone out cold, Quow casually walks down the ramp, and goes over to the graveyard scene and claims the ladder. Quow snags the ladder, and hustles to the ring , as Mike is falls from the prop tree and hits the ground, and Shadow and Jack have yet to emerge from the hole. Quow sets it up, and easily climbs up to grab the titles.
*Winners and NEW SWF Tag Team Champions* The Black Dragons
Post Match: EMTS aid the three injured men at the graveyard set, and Quow walks off tiredly, as the crowd gives the competitors a standing ovation for their efforts.
(Cut to the back, as Death Machine arrives in a hearse, he gets out and unloads a big black coffin with "Extreme Superstar" seemingly written in blood on it. He also unloads a dolly, which has a headstone that reads "Extreme Superstar, May 4th 1985-October 31st 2003 with the epitaph "He died in severe agony")
(Back to the announcers)
Vance(disturbed by what he just saw): Dean, did you see that?
Dean(also upset): Yes. That is unsettling to say the least.
Vance(now angry): I've got a message for you Death Machine, all that stuff Extreme said a few weeks ago was true. And, If there is any justice in this world, tonight you'll get what's coming to you, so we never have to see or hear from you ever again. (sighs) I'm sorry, I here to do a job, so next up is the Hardcore title match is next.
(Cut to the ring for the match)
SWF Hardcore Title Match- The Janitor vs The Reverend
The Janitor begins beating The Reverend with his trusty mop before he can even get into the ring all the way, or even take off his title. The Janitor takes off the belt for him though, and proceeds to whip him with it before holding it up to the crowd. The Janitor leaves the ring , only to pick up a metal garbage can he brought to the ring with him. He delivers a few shots with it before knocking Reverend down, and then dropping the can. Janitor, sensing victory, lifts Reverend back up, and does the Clean Sweep onto the metal trash can! 1-2-3, it's over.
*Winner and NEW SWF Hardcore Champion* The Janitor
BUT WAIT! Xavier Hawthorne III assaults the new champ before he can even grab the title! Xavier delivers the Morality Kick, and he wins the title and runs out of the ring!
*Winner and NEW SWF Hardcore Champion* Xavier Hawthorne III
(We go backstage where Petey Pizzazz is in the locker room, arguing with Yeti and Octane over their match)
Petey(yelling while holding Octane's and his own 6 Man title belts): There's only so much I can take! And this silence thing with (points to both men) with each of you, is wearing thin. I don't need to take this! (He slams down the titles) I give up, I'm leaving!
(As Petey leaves, the camera goes for a reaction shot, and closes in on Octane, who finally speaks!)
Octane(who has a deep voice): Go.
(Back to the ring for the next match)
SWF TV Title Match- Randy Mann vs Captain Fantastic
On his way to the ring , perennial do-gooder, Captain Fantastic tosses candy to the fans, much to the delight of the kids in the crowd. Both men show sportsmanship by shaking hands before they lock up. Randy takes the early offense, but Fantastic fires right back with some great amateur style counters. Randy turns up the intensity, and starts to get something going , but is surprised by Fantastic's strength, and is overpowered. After some spirted back and forth, Captain Fantastic hits his patented Crime Stopper for the win.
*Winner and STILL SWF TV Champion* Captain Fantastic
Post Match: Randy shakes hands with his opponent, and even helps hand out candy to the crowd, probably changing people's perception of the adult film star.
(As Randy and Fantastic leave, Jahalaman Jaffe enters the ring with a mic)
Jaffe(looking around in disgust): Look at you. Poor, pathetic American idiots! You parents out here probably love the fact those guys were handing out candy, now you can spend the money for your kid's dinner on booze! (Freedom Fighter's music cuts off Jaffe from any further remarks, and The Freedom Fighter rushes in the ring for the match)
SWF U.S. title Match.- The Freedom Fighter vs Jahalaman Jaffe
The Freedom Fighter wastes no time in decimating his opponent, but Jaffe goes low to take control. Jaffe, who hadn't even been able to take off his entrance attire, does so as he wails on his opponent. Jaffe takes his rings and necklaces, secures them on his right hand, and tries to KO The Freedom Fighter, but Freedom ducks, and Jaffe spins right into a Star Spangled Slam! 1-2-3, that's it!
*Winner and STILL SWF U.S. Champion* The Freedom Fighter
Post Match: The Freedom Fighter apologizes for Jaffe's remarks, praises the good ol' US of A, and wishes everyone a happy and safe Halloween.
(We cut to footage of Extreme Superstar arriving earlier in the day, which draws a major pop. He looks ultra pissed, is wearing all black, and marches through the back without saying a word.)
(Back to the ring for the next match)
SWF World Title Match- The Billion Dollar Man vs Silkky Smooth
BDM, much like his buddy Jahalaman Jaffe, gets beaten up before he knows what hit him. Basically, BDM takes a beating for most of the match before pulling the ref in front of a Silkky clothesline. When Silkky checks on the ref, BDM grabs his title belt (it was kick aside by the ref when it fell off BDM in the beginning assault), clocks Silkky, and locks the Billion Dollar Dream on his unconscious opponent right before the ref recovers. Seeing Silkky out cold in BDM's finishing hold, the ref calls for the bell.
*Winner and STILL SWF Champion* The Billion Dollar Man
(We cut to a video that recaps the Extreme/Death Machine saga, when we return to the arena, the coffin Death Machine had is at ringside, open, seemingly ready for a body, and Death Machine's music hits. Death Machine enters, pushing the tombstone he apparently made as the arena sits in scared silence. As soon as Death Machine enters the ring , Nickelback's "Where Do I Hide?" strikes up, signaling Extreme's arrival as the crowd comes unglued. Extreme walks out slowly, and still as pissed as ever, he stares towards the ring for a minute before running full speed to it.)
The Main Event-Extreme Superstar vs Death Machine
Extreme slides right under the bottom rope, avoids being hit by the monster who towers over him, and BLASTS him with all the power he has, and for the first time, Death Machine seems to feel pain! Extreme has him backed against the ropes, and charges with a clothesline, sending the big man over, and into the casket he had outside the ring! Extreme, not missing a beat, kicks the lid closed, hops out of the ring , and begins wheeling that bad boy right up the ramp, in one fast motion while the crowd is going apeshit. Not stopping yet, Extreme pushes the casket containing his nemesis, right off the far side of the stage! Death Machine, amazingly emerges, seemingly unharmed, and EXTREME LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE RAMP ONTO HIM! Extreme lands right on him, and continues firing away at his head, but Death Machine soon tosses him off, and boots him hard in the face. Extreme gets back up, and Death Machine begins hurling stage props at him, only serving to slow, not stop his determined adversary. Death Machine then opts to charge Extreme, dropping him like a ton of bricks, then drags him back to the top of the stage. He kicks Extreme to the edge of the opposite end, and hoists him into position for the Death Warrant chokeslam. He then CHOKESLAMS EXTREME OFF THE STAGE INTO A GRAVE! Death Machine laughs maniacally and makes his way down to the grave as the crowd tries to rally behind Extreme. When Death Machine arrives, he peers down, only to have Extreme grabs his foot and pull him in! Extreme, hurt, but still fighting , pounds away and rams Death Machine's head into the side, even smearing his face in the dirt. Death Machine retaliates and tosses Extreme against the inside of the grave before gorilla press slamming him right out of the grave, sending Extreme into the prop tombstones. Extreme, dazed, rolls down a small hill on the set as his enemy stalks his prey. Death Machine grabs Extreme, and tosses him completely off the set, sending him sideways into the barricades on the far side! Off the set, there is a crew entrance for various personnel, leading to the backstage area, and that's just where the two fought, making their way through, and out to the parking garage. Death Machine, continued the onslaught of his opponent, who seems to have reopened some of his wounds from his last meeting with the monster, as he is bleeding profusely. Also, Death Machine seems hurt a little too, his mask has a significant rip on the forehead area, with small amount of blood coming from it. In the parking lot area, Death Machine's hearse sits, and the back-end is still open from when he unloaded the casket and gravestone. Death Machine hurls Extreme like a javelin into the back, shuts the door, gets in, and begins to drive off. Halfway out of the garage, the car comes to a screeching halt, and fighting seems to be taking place, as the car rocks and the horn beeps as if someone's head is being rammed into it. The hearse has tinted windows so it's hard to tell exactly what is taking place. After one last long beep of the car horn, Extreme emerges, hobbling away from the vehicle. But the sound of squealing tires make him turn around, and the car comes barreling towards him! Extreme jumps aside, and the car spins out to a stop. Extreme recovers, rushes to the driver's side, and tries to open the door, but it's locked. Suddenly, the giant gloved hand of Death Machine bursts through the glass and begins choking Extreme! Extreme struggles to get free, and the engine revs, signaling that Death Machine is going to drive away with Extreme hanging off the side! Extreme fights the best he can in that position, as to not be dragged along side the car, and manages to hop in through the broken window. After some struggling ,the car begins flying up the ramp, but aimed at the solid wall of the garage! Right before it hits, the car makes a hard turn, sending the driver's side directly into the wall, but who was driving? The crowd, and announcers gasp as the camera sits waiting for someone to emerge. After a minute or so, the passenger side door opens....And EXTREME SUPERSTAR FALLS OUT! He crawls from the wreckage, littered with debris, and completely soaked in blood, as EMTS rush to the car. As the EMTS run over to Extreme, he pulls himself up, and waves off help, instead stands staring at the pile of twisted metal. The EMTS flock to the open door to help, AND A BIG BOOT SENDS THEM FLYING! Death Machine manages to free himself from the car, with his attire ripped and bloody, knocking away any EMT on his way to Extreme as he grates out "YOUR NOT DEAD YET!" Extreme, doesn't seem to surprised by this development, and while in bad shape, he readies to fight again. As Death Machine looms closer, the tired and pained look on Extreme's bloody face changes into one of rage, and he charges like an unleashed bull towards Death Machine, nailing hard punches and kicks, sending the giant down to the concrete. Extreme fights the pain he must be feeling , and continues his assault on the monster, making him as bloody a mess as he had become. After dishing out all he had, Extreme backs away, barely able to stand, awaiting to see if his enemy would rise. The camera, getting in close, is able to see the eyes through the ripped mask of Death Machine. They are stone gray, and despite the blood surrounding his visage, you can see that for the first time, he feels remorse, and even fear. The monster never expected such a valiant effort from his nemesis, he didn't fully understand what he was up against, he had underestimated the human spirit. Death Machine slowly rose, hurt, and knowing he was bested, he looked into the eyes of Extreme Superstar, and after staring him down, walked away. Extreme stood proud, as the crowd applauded in the arena, so moved by the event that had taken place, they couldn't make a sound. Extreme, like a proud warrior returning from battle, made his way back to ringside. He was greeted by the fans, as well as the entire SWF crew giving him a standing ovation. Extreme had the SWF crew place the tombstone that was made for him into the casket that laid crashed on the side of the stage, then he set it ablaze, watching it burn from the top of aisle.
END OF SHOW
Posted by exstar507
at 5:43 PM EST
Updated: Wednesday, 18 February 2004 8:20 PM EST
