SWF Main Event 5/22/04

We open to see that The Billion Dollar Man is still hosting along with Dean Bokerlund, as Vance was fired last week. BDM tells Dean to take a seat, and proceeds to intro the show himself:

BDM: Welcome to another addition of MY show, SWF Main Event (loud booing from the crowd)! Tonight, we have 4 big matches, and a VERY special addition of Petey's Parlor! On that particular addition of the Parlor, all those who aided my taking out of Extreme a few weeks ago will finally speak, so that those men can explain why they did it, hopefully stopping all the calls, letters, e-mails, and taunting on the streets, begging for the reason why. Now, about tonight's matches. The newest SWF talent, Walter will debut versus Charles Gunn, SWF TV champ, Octane will face Captain Fantastic in a non-title match, Silkky Smooth & Randy Mann will face The Mercenary & Joe Money in a tag match, and for the main event, my (sarcastically) toughest opponent ever to challenge for my title at Cash Inc Presents: Slamboree, Crazy Phil, will have the chance to prove himself vs my good friend Jahalaman Jaffe! With only 6 days remaining before the huge event, tonight's show is promising to be HUGE, so let's get right into it!


Walter vs Charles Gunn
Walter, who we saw last week for the first time, looking to be a based on Walter from the film The Big Lebowski, is still clad in Walter gear, and comes out to Jimi Hendrix's All Along the Watchtower, fitting in with Walter's Vietnam obsession. Walter is a big man, about 250 pounds, and standing about 6'1, looking EXACTLY like the John Goodman character he's based on, complete with the yellow tinted shades. Walter is a furiously angry man, and he shocks Charles with an onslaught of power moves, then locks on his version of the Tazzmission, where he drags his man to the ground, and holds them in a body scissors while they are trapped in the hold. This is said by Dean to be his finisher, known as the Zero Mark. Charles quickly taps to the painful hold.
*Winner* Walter

Backstage, Lt. Jim Dingle, looking embarrassed, asks a crew member if he knows which dressing room was used for the Kenny G concert the week before at the arena. The crew member asks why, and Dingle says that he lost his shorts at the show, and thinks they might be there. The crew member gives Dingle a weird look, and Dingle replies by saying "Yeah...it's weird I know, but, I ended up hanging out backstage with Kenny G and his crew, and it got WILD, we were like...all over the arena". The crew member just shakes his head, tells Dingle the dressing room is on the other side of the arena, and walks away.


We now go to the set of Petey's Parlor, where Petey, Xavier Hawthorne III, The Reverend, Joe Money, Jahalaman Jaffe, The Don, Tony Ramon, The Mercenary, & Yeti are all standing, ready to discuss why they were a part of attacking Extreme, causing him to leave the SWF, and allowing The Billion Dollar Man to come to power. Petey first says that BDM obviously isn't there, since we all know why he did it, which he explained a few weeks back. Petey says that all the men were promised cash rewards, and big title matches, such as the ones they will have at Slamboree, but all of them were sought out by BDM since he knew of personal issues they had with Extreme, except Mercenary, who took the job since that is what he does, as told by Mercenary himself. Petey speaks for the silent Yeti, saying that BDM asked him since Yeti was seemingly made a fool of by Extreme when he beat him, masquerading as Julio Maniaco, and Yeti agreed to help based on that. Don & Tony also say that there run-ins with Julio/Extreme is why they helped in the attack. Petey then asks Joe & Jaffe if they participated solely because of their friendship with BDM, which they say is part of it, along with the guarantee to win back the SWF Tag Team titles, and be a part of BDM's rule over the SWF, as Cash Inc. Xavier & Reverend are next to give their reasons, since they were embarrassed after Extreme thwarted their chance to ban hardcore wrestling, and the SWF Hardcore title from the company. Lastly, Petey says he was a part of it after being forced to face Octane all those times, and with that, we go back to the ring for the next match.


We go backstage again, where Dingle arrives at the dressing room that was used for Kenny G last week. Dingle asks a nearby attendant if they cleaned it out yet, and the man says no, but he warns that the room is trashed. Dingle shyly looks away, knowing he was partly responsible for the damage done. Dingle pushes open the door, which is hard to open due to lots of cups, bottles, and cans blocking it. When he finally gets in, we see a big room, equipt with vanity mirrors and such, but the place is covered with streamers, confetti, and tons of other debris. Dingle just happens to find his shorts on the doorknob of another room contained within that one, marked private. Dingle decides to enter the room, to see what is in there. He finds more clutter, and on a couch in the room, are some margarita bottles, and a pair of boxer shorts wrapped around a saxophone, a non-traditional one, like the one Kenny G plays. Dingle grabs the boxers, saying "Wow, I was wondering where these were!". Dingle then notices the camera, and stammers to explain how his boxers got tangled with Kenny G's sax, but he runs off quickly after.


Octane vs Captain Fantastic
Speaking Octane, he is wrestling here. On commentary, BDM says this is not for Octane's TV title since he is already set to face Mercenary at Slamboree. Octane ends up winning this with the Empty Tank after a decent effort from Fantastic.
*Winner* Octane


We get another creepy, and cryptic Buffalo Billy promo, with no debut set.


Silkky Smooth & Randy Mann vs Joe Money & The Mercenary
Mercenary and Joe win after a nice long battle, ending when Merc pinned Silkky clean after the Mercy Kill.
*Winners* Joe Money & The Mercenary


Main Event: Crazy Phil vs Jahalaman Jaffe
Phil fights rather well, and scores the Crazy Crusher on Jaffe, but BDM leaves the announce booth to run down and distract Phil before he can pick up the win. The timely distraction allows Jaffe to hit the Arabian Goodnight and get the pinfall.
*Winner* Jahalaman Jaffe


Before we go, Dean begrudgedly pimps next Friday's Cash Inc presents: Slamboree.


END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 5/15/04

A recap of Extreme and Vance's emotional discussion is shown before we play the credits and go live.

Vance(upset): You all just saw what took place. That was a hard thing for me to have to experience again. I said some harsh things, things that might have given the impression that Extreme Superstar, or Roberto Berrios if you will, is a coward for not coming back, and that he doesn't care about the fans. Well, that's just wrong. I realize now, especially after playing his closing comments in my head, he does, and will ALWAYS care about the fans, despite the decision to not return, I personally, along with the SWF crew, and fans, will never forget his contributions, and commitment to the SWF. Thank you Extreme....Rob, for all you've given us.

Dean(emotional): Now, we'd like to play a tribute video, we here at the SWF have put together to honor the one, the only, Extreme Superstar.

When I'm Gone, by 3 Doors Down plays, as we begin the tribute, starting with some early childhood photos of Extreme, then we see clips of the SWF Arena being constructed, and clips of the opening broadcast, with Extreme welcoming viewers. Next, we see the Death Machine feud played out, and various exclusive clips of Extreme backstage, hanging out with the crew, and helping set up for the show. Then we see Extreme destroying Ron McBride, clips of fans with Extreme Superstar signs, and several clips of Extreme entering the arena. We then cover him taking on BDM, and winning the title, with more backstage stuff spliced in. After that, we cover it all, in fast motion, before ending it with Extreme's celebration at Extrememania, and his emotional gaze out to the jam packed SWF Superdome, where fans are going crazy for him, which is then freeze framed. A graphic pops up, that reads"Thanks for the memories", and we fade out, going back to the arena. The announcers are shown standing and applauding, while the fans do so as well, before a massive "Superstar" chant breaks out. The moment is ruined, as BDM's music hits soon after, and he heads to the announce booth, angrily, with a mic.

BDM(angry, to Vance): I KNOW it was you who set this all up! I didn't authorize that video! Not only that, but the stunt you pulled last week, leaving to try and bring Extreme back....You are LUCKY to still have a job!

Vance(angry): For once in your life, show some damn compassion! The least you could have done was let the fans have a moment to show their respect!

BDM(also angry): Your talking to ME like that?! I'd watch it pal, you can be replaced, rather easily too!

Vance(really angry): You disgust me! It's all your fault that Extreme is gone in the first place! (the crowd cheers)

BDM(fakes being scared): Oh no! Vance is mad! What are you gonna do? Summon the powers of your buddy Extreme? (impersonating Vance) "Oh I know you have in you somewhere, Extreme, please, save...."

Vance loses it, and charges BDM, while the crowd goes nuts, and chant Vance's name, but BDM soon fights him off, and stomps him down, before summoning security to take him away.

BDM(angry, recovering from the assault): Oh, you did it now Vance, you are FIRED! Security, GET HIM THE HELL OUT! (turns to Dean) I suggest you sit your ass down before I fire you too! (Dean obliges) Well, now I need a new announcer, hey toots, Anga-whatever, get out here! (Angelica Summers reluctantly comes out) Hey, since you took over for Vance last week, why don't you take over tonight too, sweet thing?

(Angelica looks offended)

BDM: Oh, so I offended you? Fine, just go back to doing backstage interviews, I'LL cover the show tonight!

(Angelica storms off)


BDM: Now, I will announce tonight's lineup of matches. In that ring tonight, all the singles champions will defend their gold, except me, as the World champion should save his title defenses for special occasions, like the upcoming Cash Inc Presents: Slamboree, and that ppv lineup will be announced, as promised, at the end of tonight's show. But back to tonight. SWF U.S. champ The Freedom Fighter will square off with Randy Mann, SWF Television champ Octane will face Silkky Smooth, and the SWF Hardcore champ Jack Suicide will face Tony Ramon. Also, Beef Macho faces The Principal! And since Vance is no longer able to do it, I will say it (doing a Vance impression) let's KICK IT OFF! (major boos for the mocking)


The Principal vs Beef Macho
Beef is presumably looking for revenge here, as Principal inadvertently cost Sex Connection the 6 Man titles to Breakfast Club last week. Beef kills Principal in seconds with the Beefy Bomb.
*Winner* Beef Macho


We see a promo where a man looking like Walter from The Big Lebowski bowling. He is very angry, and he talks about coming to the SWF to bring a "World of pain" to anyone he sees fit. The character must be a take on Walter, and Walter is said to be his name. He get a graphic saying he's coming next week.


SWF Television title match: Octane vs Silkky Smooth
Octane crushes Silkky with the Empty Tank after about 10 minutes of back and forth action.
*Winner, and STILL SWF TV Champion* Octane


Backstage, a staff member inquires to the whereabouts of a crew member's car, a black Lincoln Continental. Lt. Jim Dingle just so happens to hear this, and runs off to find the car, missing another crew member saying they moved it because of trucks coming in to deliver equipment for a concert the next night.


SWF Hardcore title match: Jack Suicide vs Tony Ramon
Tony is THIS close to taking the title, but Jack gets the quick rollup for the win, and he runs off with his title.
*Winner, and STILL SWF Hardcore Champion* Jack Suicide


We get another cryptic Buffalo Billy promo, with no debut date announced.

We go to see Dingle running to the parking area, and we see a man getting in to a black Lincoln Continental. The man seems to be a valet, but the overzealous Dingle rushes him, drawing his gun, but the man keeps on, and starts to drive away. Dingle jumps in front of the car, and starts firing his gun at it! The car swerves, then crashes into the side wall! The driver of the car, luckily unhurt, emerges, and starts yelling at Dingle, informing him that he is only a valet, moving the cars because of incoming concert equipment. Dingle says he's sorry, and the gun only had blanks in it, since he is no longer able to carry live ammo, since similar things like this have happened. Dingle then asks about what concert is coming, and the guy says Kenny G, which makes Dingle shriek like a little girl! Dingle then basically asks the guy out on a date to the show, since he can get free tix to any show at the arena! The man seems taken aback, and responds with a "No thanks".


Main Event- SWF U.S. title match: The Freedom Fighter vs Randy Mann
This is a good match, but Freedom squeaks out a sudden victory after a Star Spangled Slam.
*Winner, and STILL SWF U.S. Champion* The Freedom Fighter


Now, we go to BDM, who announces the lineup for his first PPV in charge, SWF Slamboree, which is awfully obvious that he gave the title matches to his friends (specifically, all the guys who helped in the vicious attack on Extreme) . Here is the lineup:

For the SWF World title: BDM vs Crazy Phil?!- It's obvious BDM gave himself an easy match for the show!

For the SWF U.S. title: The Freedom Fighter vs Petey Pizzazz

For the SWF TV title: Octane vs Mercenary

For the SWF Tag Team titles: Black Dragons vs Cash Inc- Cash Inc won this title shot a few weeks back.

For the SWF Hardcore title: Handicap Match- Jack Suicide vs Faith & Devotion- BDM says if F&D win, they can retire the belt if they want!

For the SWF 6 Man titles: Breakfast Club vs Yeti/Don/Tony- This is mainly to give as many of the people who helped BDM title shots.

So, Slamboree looks to be interesting to say the least, and will happen on the 28th. See you here for SWF Main Event next week.

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 5/8/04

We open the show with a recap of how BDM exposed a loophole in the SWF rulebook to claim power in Extreme's absence. Then we get clips of the later match where BDM faced Quow Ling, saying that if he didn't win fairly, he'd give control back to the SWF board of directors, and also clips of BDM's victory in that match, followed by the chants for Extreme, who was then shown outside giving an apparent last look at the SWF Arena before driving off. The regular intro is skipped, and we go straight to a sad Dean, and Angelica? Vance isn't there I take it. The two announcers address the home viewers, and the live crowd:

Dean(sadly): Hello wrestling fans. Welcome to SWF Main Event. As you can see, Angelica is here, instead of Vance McMillian this week, because of something very important.

Angelica(also sad): As you just saw in the recap, Extreme Superstar was outside of the SWF Arena last week, so we assume he is in fact in the area. With that info in mind, Vance, and a camera man went to Extreme Superstar's home earlier today, which is not too far from here, to convince him to come back. (BIG pop) We have not seen the footage yet, but it will air later in the broadcast. Vance decided that after doing this without permission from the interim SWF boss, The Billion Dollar Man, it was best not to be here tonight, which is the reason I'm filling in.


Dean: With that in mind, here is what is lined up tonight, (looks at the paper, then sighs, annoyed) which I'm supposed to say is "Arranged by the SWF head honcho, The Billion Dollar Man". (loud boos) Anyways, it's a "Championship edition" of SWF Main Event, with all the titles on the line, which I'm told to tell you is to satisfy you, the fans. Here's the card:

In the main event world title match, The Billion Dollar Man faces (looks at the paper, and scoffs) Boppo the Clown? THAT is a serious contender to the SWF title? I think The Billion Dollar Man is abusing his power to have easy matches, instead of facing real competition like.....(Dean holds his headset, apparently someone is speaking to him through it, and Dean is not happy with what he hears) Fans, I was just told if I didn't apologize, and retract my harsh statements about The Billion Dollar Man's assertion of power, I'd be fired, so I hereby retract my statements, and apologize to The Billion Dollar Man, and you fans. (The fans boo, and Angelica looks upset over BDM's abuse of control)


Moving on, in a U.S. title match, The Freedom Fighter will defend against Yeti, Octane will defend his Televison title against the newcomers Lt. Jim Dingle, Alabama Man, and The Principal in a 4 Way Dance, The Breakfast Club's Burnout, Jock, & Nerd will challenge Sex Connection for the 6 man titles, and Hardcore champ Jack Suicide will face JuJu. Also, an important note, the tag belts WILL be on the line, but I am to clarify the following. Last week, while Cash Inc's Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money won the # 1 contendership for the titles, they will not be receiving their title shot tonight, which The Billion Dollar Man informed me, he will explain later in the show. Anyways, the SWF Tag Team titles will be defended in a tag team gauntlet match, involving champs The Black Dragons, Faith & Devotion, Kings of the Street, Crazy Phil & The Janitor, Petey Pizzazz & The Mercenary, Tripp & X, Disco Danny & Jimmy Jam, Charles Gunn & Rory Rogers, and two random draw teams to get as many people involved as possible for a crack at championship gold.


Angelica: Let's waste no time in getting to the first match!


SWF Televison title: 4 Way Dance- Octane vs Alabama Man w/ Miss Alabama vs Lt. Jim Dingle vs The Principal
Octane kills a terrified Jim Dingle, who seems like little a nancy boy, and Octane spares him the Empty Tank by pinning him after a running big boot. Alabama is not so lucky, he gets the Empty Tank, and pinned not long after Dingle, followed right after by another Empty Tank, and pin on the Principal, making this a quick squash. Angelica can't help but point out this match is a way to keep Octane out of the World title hunt, since everyone knows Octane could easily win the title. Angelica is then forced to apologize when BDM tells her to over the headset.
*Winner, and STILL SWF TV Champion* Octane


We head backstage where BDM explains why Jaffe & Joe don't get their title shots tonight. He says they will get it at his first PPV offering, "Cash Inc Presents: Slamboree". He says tonight is set so everyone can get a chance at titles, and the tag match is to determine the best team to face Jaffe & Joe at the PPV, since he thinks they are the best team in the SWF. That is B.S. since he obviously stacked the deck against The Black Dragons, hoping they lose the belts tonight so Cash Inc can face an easier team for the gold at Slamboree! BDM says the full PPV lineup will be announced next week. BDM then says Jaffe & Joe WILL wrestle tonight, in a handicap match! He's giving them an easy match! BDM says all the talent have a matches tonight, and says the five men not scheduled yet are in a drawing, to pick two teams for the tag title gauntlet, and the one left faces Jaffe & Joe in the handicap match! To his "shock", Repo is facing Jaffe & Joe in the handicap match, and Ayatollah Sheik teams with Tex Gentry, while Cpt. Fantastic teams with Mike Suicide are the random teams in the gauntlet. BDM then says, "In a step towards equality" he's adding the female members of the Breakfast Club, The Rich Girl & The Freak to the tag gauntlet, making it 11 teams in the match! BDM also says the handicap match is next.


Handicap match: Cash Inc vs Repo
Cash Inc await Repo, who comes out as Geroge "The Animal" Steele! Too bad he's killed in about 30 seconds with the Payoff from Joe Money for the pin.
*Winners* Cash Inc


We head backstage, where a still dazed from his match with Octane, Lt. Jim Dingle passes some crew members, who say they can't find "Steve", who is apparently works as a page. Dingle, wasting no time, says very seriously, "I'm on the case!", and runs off to find Steve.


SWF 6 Man title match: Sex Connection vs The Breakfast Club
The Breakfast Club hold their own in a wild pier six brawl, during which the ref is knocked down, then, The Principal runs down, carrying a chair! He goes to hit The Burnout, but Burnout shoves Beef Macho in front of him, so Beef gets hit! Burnout quickly covers Beef as The Principal runs off, confused, and The Nerd & The Jock hold Randy & Silkky at bay, 1-2-3! New champs! What an upset!
*Winners, and NEW SWF 6 Man Champions* The Breakfast Club

Post Match: The Breakfast Club celebrate their win, as The Freak & The Rich Girl join the festivities.


Backstage, Dingle is still in search of Steve, and he looks around through the various dressing rooms, saying he has run all over the place, with no trace of him. Dingle then suspects that Steve might have been dragged into the bathroom and "violated", a situation he says he has dealt with more times than he likes to remember. Dingle quietly moves into the Ladies room and hears an agonizing moan, and sees tapping feet from the first stall. Dingle looks at the camera, and signals that he's "Moving in on the sicko", with that he charges the door, shrieking like a little girl, and kicks the door in! We then hear an angry man asking what is going on, then Dingle pulls the door off the man, who is on the toilet! Dingle then converses with the man:


Dingle(embarrassed): Oh, I am SO sorry sir...


Upset Man: Steve, my name is Steve.


Dingle(smiles): So YOUR Steve! I was looking for you, people were wondering where you where, so I took the case.

Steve(mad, but trying to be nice): Case? Well, there is no case, I am having some "stomach problems" so I'd really appreciate if you left.

Dingle(slaps head, and laughs): Duh! What am I thinking! Ok, I'm gonna take off now, let you... get back to business. It was nice meeting you Steve (reaches to shake his hands, but withdrawals his hand, and laughs at his gesture) Whoa! I don't think I wanna do that!

Steve(angry): Can you just go now?


Dingle(serious): Sure.

Dingle tries putting back up the door, but it falls again, so he just runs off, embarrassed!


SWF U.S. Title match: The Freedom Fighter vs Yeti
Freedom dispatches Freedom pretty quickly with the Star Spangled Slam.
*Winner, and STILL SWF U.S. Champion* The Freedom Fighter


SWF Hardcore title match: Jack Suicide vs JuJu
The two have a spirited brawl, before Jack puts a trash can on JuJu's head, pushes him over, then does the Suicide Splash onto JuJu, who is still in the trash can! A hurt Jack pins JuJu, then runs off to the back before anyone can run down to challenge him for the belt.
*Winner, and STILL SWF Hardcore Champion* Jack Suicide


11 team SWF Tag Team title Gauntlet match
The way this works as two teams will randomly start, all allowed to fight at once, with no tag rule applying. You are eliminated by pinfall, submission, or being tossed over the top rope. BOTH members of a team must be eliminated. When one team is eliminated, the next team, determined via drawing enters, and so on until one team is left. The last team, or team member, representing a team get the titles. Now, for team # 1....Kings of the Street! Team 2 is....Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn of the Good Ol' Boys! The two go at it, and Tony soon tosses Rory, but Gunn pins Don after hitting his Gunnslinger finish while he does that! The two men then battle it out, resulting with Tony hitting The Edge, then scoring the win! Charles & Rory have been eliminated (Team Elimination # 1)! Team # 3 comes out...The Black Dragons! They are gonna really have to work to keep their titles! The Dragons use their speed to wear Tony down, and toss him out, but he didn't go without a fight. Kings of the Street are now officially gone (Team Elimination # 2). Team # 4 is next....Cpt. Fantastic & Mike Suicide! Fantastic & Mike put up quite the fight, but, The Dragons superior teamwork allows them to toss Fantastic, then they finish Mike off with the Dragon Attack! Fantastic & Mike are eliminated (Team Elimination # 3). Team # 5 is....The Mercenary & Petey Pizzazz! Mercenary beats up both men quite a bit, but somehow, when Merc goes to toss Shadow out, Shadow hangs on, slides underneath Merc, and dumps him instead! Petey is now left alone with The Black Dragons. Petey tries with all his might, giving a great effort, but the Dragons eventually hit him with the Dragon Attack! Merc & Petey are gone (Team Elimination # 4). The Dragons are a bit tired after the effort they've put forth so far, and await team # 6....X & Tripp! X & Tripp come on strong, since they are the fresh men, but the Dragons suck it up, and simultaneously toss them over the top rope! X & Tripp have been eliminated (Team Elimination # 5)! Team # 7 turns out to be....Jimmy Jam & Disco Danny of Generation Gap! The tired Dragons try their best, but almost get tossed, which serves to revive them, feeling the belts slip away, so they come at their foes as hard as they can, hitting them with their respective finishers! The two cover at the same time, score the win, and Danny & Jimmy are eliminated (Team Elimination # 6). Team # 8 come out....It's the Freak & The Rich Girl! The female team is gonna go toe to toe with the tag champions! On the way to the ring, The Rich Girl grabs a mic, and tells the Dragons from the outside that they didn't ask to be in the match, that BDM forced them to be in it, but they can't possibly fight any of the other SWF talent, the tag team champions no less. So, the ladies enter the ring, and jump out over the top rope eliminating themselves (Team Elimination # 7)! The two females also say what a sick person BDM is for trying to force them in such a match, and how he's abusing his power, which the fans agree with. When they leave, Team # 9 come down....Tex Gentry & Ayatollah Sheik! The Dragons give it all they have once again, and toss Tex, but Sheik serves to be a tough problem, as he shocases his power by fending both men, but is unable to toss them. Sheik manages to get Shadow almost out, but Quow sneaks up on him, playing possum, and tosses Sheik! Sheik & Tex are gone (Team Elimination # 8)! Team # 10 make their way down....Crazy Phil & The Janitor! The fans pop huge for this match up, since both teams are very popular. The tired Dragons are overwhelmed, and the fans root hard for Janitor & Phil, since they want them to win the gold ever since their epic near victory at No Escape. Phil ends up getting dumped by Quow, and the distraction allows Shadow to hit Janitor with the Flying Wizard! 1-2-3, Janitor is pinned, and Phil & The Janitor are eliminated (Team Elimination # 9). The fans are upset, but after the disaproval comes applause of respect, as The Black Dragons have made so far, with only Team # 11 standing in their way.... Faith & Devotion! F&D come down to stomp on the Dragons as soon as Janitor was pinned, but this turns out to be a fatal error, since Reverend is tossed almost instantly, and Xavier is left alone to be polished off with the Dragon Attack! The fans return to popping for the Dragons, and pop huge when Shadow pins Xavier to win the grueling match (Team Elimination # 10)!
*Winners, and STILL SWF Tag Team Champions* The Black Dragons


Main Event: SWF World title match: The Billion Dollar Man vs Boppo the Clown
This is a nothing match, BDM easily beats Boppo, just like everyone thought. The fans are totally pissed at BDM, and chants for Extreme Superstar become deafening.
*Winner, and STILL SWF World Champion* The Billion Dollar Man


We go back to the announcers, who intro the footage promised earlier, where Vance goes to reason with Extreme Superstar.

The footage starts with Vance arriving at the Miami home of Extreme Superstar (which is pretty swank). Miami is where the SWF is filmed, there seems to be some discrepancy among some fans as to where both the SWF Arena & SWF Superdome are located. Anyways, Vance knocks on the door, and after a few seconds, it slowly opens, revealing Extreme Superstar, to which the live crowd pops HUGE for. Extreme doesn't look too good though, he's pretty disheveled, with unkempt hair, wearing some lounging clothes (a plain white shirt, and black shorts), which gives the impression that he hasn't left his home since his seemingly goodbye look at the SWF Arena last week, a theory supported by the way he squints at the sunlight when he answers the door. Also, he looks very sad, and has a hard time even looking Vance in the eyes. The two then proceed to have the following exchange:

Vance(somewhat shocked at Extreme's appearance): Hi.

Extreme(looking at the floor, and using a sad, low voice): Vance.

Vance(breaking an awkward silence): Have you been watching?

Extreme(sighs, and says with anguish): Yeah.

Vance: It's awful. When are coming back?

Extreme(lifts his head and looks at Vance, seemingly close to tears): I'm not. (The live crowd is heard gasping)

Vance(shocked): What?

Extreme(once again looking away, still very emotional): It's over. I don't care anymore, I'm tired. (you can hear the shocked crowd buzzing about what was just said)

Vance(is disbelief): Rob, (short for Extreme's given name, and what his friends call him) PLEASE. We need you, he's gonna ruin everything you've built.

Extreme(sighs again, in a pained voice): Look, I'm getting out of the business, let whoever takes over handle it. I'm done Vance.

Vance(refusing to believe what he's hearing): No. You can't let it end like this!

Extreme(more emotional, but still quiet): I had my moment, I don't need to prove anything else to anyone. Everything has passed me by, and I can't do it anymore.

Vance(emotional, and pleading): Deep down inside of you, that man we all know, he's still there. For the sake of you own creation, the SWF, FIND HIM!

Extreme(near tears): He's DEAD Vance, Extreme Superstar is GONE. All that's left is what you see now, an ordinary man. I've done some amazing things with the SWF and all, but that's over now, It's time for me to stop playing superhero, and resign to a regular existence. It couldn't last forever, and the sooner we all realize it, the better off we'll be.

Vance(still in disbelief): You are not the man I came to see. You are not the man that I was looking for.

Extreme(pained and angered): Who were you looking for Vance? The mythological hero, that would heed your pleas, and rush back and save the day? (The still stunned crowd pops slightly) Well I'm sorry to inform you Vance, but no such person exists. (the crowd boos)

Vance(emotional and somewhat angry): He DID exist. At one time, a time not so long ago, which you seem to have completely forgotten, he lived in YOU. Extreme Superstar was not just a character, all the energy and passion that he had didn't simply come from nowhere, it belonged to you, it was YOURS Rob. And dammit, whether you want to believe me or not, it's STILL there, and always will be. But, if you choose not to let it escape from wherever it's hiding, then there's no amount of convincing in the world that will bring it back. I'm sorry to have wasted your time.

Extreme(very emotional): I'm sorry Vance. I'm sorry to everyone that I've let down. I just can't be the man you want me to be, and that's something I'll have to live with for the rest of my life, but know this (Extreme with a few tears in his eyes, briefly looks at the camera) NOTHING will ever erase the memories of all the things I was lucky enough to be a part of. And I will truly miss all the fans, friends, and other supporters I've made along the way, as I do love each and every one of them. As much as it pains me....goodbye

We see tears coming down Extreme's face as he slowly closes the door, leaving Vance and the cameraman on the front steps, with Vance holding back tears. We return to the announcers, where we see Dean also fighting tears, and Angelica takes her headset off, and begins to cry, before rushing off.

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 5/1/04

We open with a recap of last week's brutal attack on Extreme. Then, we skip the intro, and go live, where a sad Vance & Dean are addressing not only the home viewers, but the live audience as well:

Vance(upset): You all just saw the footage of last week's despicable attack on Extreme Superstar, the owner of this company (the crowd boos loudly about the attack).

Dean(also upset): Extreme was severely injured in the attack, and was taken to a local medical facility, where he was treated for a multitude of injuries.

Vance(having a hard time speaking): Dean, Angelica, and I went right to the hospital to see Extreme as soon as we could get up there. Extreme was terribly upset, and when he was done being treated, he ripped the IV out of his arm, and blew past medical personnel on his way out of the hospital. We tried reasoning with him, but he then sadly told us that he was going home, and that it was "over"(loud boos). None of us here in the SWF have heard from him since, and have no idea what to make of the situation, other than that since Extreme seemingly has given up control of the SWF (LOUD boos) the SWF board of directors, headed by myself, will assume control over the SWF broadcasts...

Any further statement is cut off by the sound of The Billion Dollar Man's music, which gets MEGA boos. BDM looks very chipper, and he makes his way to the announce position where Vance & Dean are. BDM then grabs Dean's mic and starts talking:

BDM(ecstatic): Hello all you wonderful people! (BIG boos) Oh, I guess your mad about what I did last week. Well, it had to be done. (more loud boos) Extreme crossed me one too many times, so I had to put a stop to him. I honestly didn't want to go that far with it, but when I heard this next little diddy, there was now way I could resist. You see, in the SWF rule book (pulls the book out of his inside jacket pocket) it says that when the head honcho, in this case, Extreme Superstar is unable to fulfill his duties, the SWF World champ, that would be ME, can assume match making control! (LOUD boos)

Vance: WAIT! (takes the rule book from BDM, and looks through it) That only pertains to World championship matches!

BDM(laughs): That's not how it's written! Page 14, third paragraph. The ambiguous wording technically allows me to assume full control! (more major boos)

Vance: (looking at the text in shock) He's right. (staggering boos) I'm afraid to say this fans, but The Billion Dollar Man is now in control of the SWF! (the boos pile up, and garbage is hurled at the stage)

BDM(evilly laughs): Oh yes, I am now the man in charge of the SWF! So tonight, *I* am making the matches! (the booing continues) In keeping with what was advertised last week, the newest SWF talents Jim Dingle & Alabama Man WILL debut tonight, in addition to some other major matches. I feel so good, I want to defend the SWF title, and I will, against the man I faced to win it at Spring Stampede, Quow Ling! He came too close to beating me at the PPV, and I have to erase all the doubt in everyone's mind about beating him. I'll beat Quow Ling fair and square, or I'll tell you what, I'll give control of the SWF back to Vance and the board of directors! (BIG pop) In other matches, my friends Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money are without a doubt, the best team in the SWF, so they deserve to be tag champs again. Tonight, you will see them face another top team, The Suicide Brothers for # 1 contendership! Since The Shadow's partner is gonna be busy facing me, Shadow can fight in a title match, for the TV title, once again versus Octane! After that match, I don't think I have to worry about Shadow interfering to help Quow in our World title match! And finally, Freedom Fighter, you will have a title match too, versus Petey Pizzazz! Vance, is there any saying you want to start the show off with perhaps?

Vance(half heartedly): Let's kick it off.

Alabama Man vs The Reverend
Alabama Man comes out to Sweet Home Alabama by Lynard Skynyrd as seen in his promos. The woman with him is known as Miss Alabama, which is displayed on her beauty pageant sash. She is a very attractive blond woman, made up to look trashy, wearing torn daisy duke shorts, and a sleeveless red and white checkered shirt that is tied up in the front. Alabama Man is said to be 6'4 246 pounds, and he has short brown hair, and a grizzly short hair beard. He wears long acid wash denim shorts, and a sleeveless open red and black checkered flannel shirt with a white wife beater tank top under it. His boots are made to look like light brown construction boots. Alabama Man dominates, using an brawling style, and when Reverend is face down on the mat, he applies his finishing hold, a move we are told Extreme Superstar himself taught to him in training, known as the Alabama Twister. It's a submission, where Alabama Man does the toehold clamp like in an STF, but locks on a half nelson with one hand, reaches his other hand around the front for a Tazzmission, clamping the man, then pulling the upper body as high as he can get it, and twisting the torso to the side! The move looks quite painful, and Rev taps soon after it's applied! Not sure what to think of Alabama Man, as he acts like a heel, but just faced, and beat a heel.
*Winner* Alabama Man


We head backstage, where Angelica is with the debuting Jim Dingle. Dingle is wearing the light brown cop uniform, with the short shorts. Dingle seems like a nice guy, and he starts complimenting Angelica on her clothes?! He does seems to know a lot about women's fashion though. Jim says he is a Lieutenant, so I guess we call him Lt. Jim Dingle. Dingle says he's in the SWF to lay down the law and order. He is starting tonight vs The Don, since Don is a man of "Questionable ethics".


Lt. Jim Dingle vs The Don
Dingle is said to be 6'0, 230lbs, and comes out to a techno mix of the Beverly Hills Cop Theme, and dances horribly to it! The fans, and announcers can't help but laugh. Dingle takes punishment right off the bat, but uses some nice technical wrestling to take control. Dingle ends up stopping Don with a boot as he runs off the ropes, and hooks him for a lifting double arm DDT! The announcers say it's called the Dingle Drop. 1-2-3, and it's curtains for The Don.
*Winner* Lt. Jim Dingle

SWF Televison title match: Octane vs The Shadow
Shadow, like last week, gives it a good go, but falls prey to the Empty Tank after a few minutes of exciting action.
*Winner, and STILL SWF TV Champion* Octane


We go to a video, which seems to be in a dark basement, and we hear the sounds of the song Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus, which was featured in the film Silence of the Lambs, in a setting like this for the bizarre character.... Oh. My. God. The SWF is really gonna go there. And indeed, we see a creepy man, with disheveled blond hair, a floral robe on, sitting in front of a vanity mirror, and applying lipstick! He laughs with a very deep voice, and speaks of how he is so pretty, and that he must look his best for his "Big debut". The man sways to the music, singing along, as we fade out, and a graphic declares that "Buffalo Billy is coming". Dear lord, the SWF is really gonna have a character based on BUFFALO BILL FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!!!!


We head to the announcers, who are understandably creeped out at the impending arrival of Buffalo Billy, but don't actually have a debut date for his arrival.


SWF Tag Team titles # 1 Contendership match: The Suicide Brothers vs Cash Inc.
The Suicides come on strong, but Cash Inc are ready for this match, and take the fight right to them. We get some great back and forth, and after a long battle, Jaffe nails Mike with the Arabian Goodnight for the pin!
*Winners, and # 1 Contenders* Cash Inc.


SWF U.S. title match: The Freedom Fighter vs Petey Pizzazz
This is a rematch of their Spring Stampede I Quit Match, and I assume Petey gets this chance because of his ties to BDM, and aiding in the Extreme attack last week. The announcers even point out how most of the people to get matches this week were ones who aided BDM last week in the Extreme Superstar attack. They express their dislike for BDM's assumption of power, and talk of missing Extreme. After quite the effort, Freedom plants Petey with a Star Spangled Slam to once again beat him.
*Winner, and STILL SWF U.S. Champion* The Freedom Fighter

Post Match: Petey seems really upset as he sits up after the loss that he failed for the second time to win the U.S. title, and he springs up to attack Freedom as he leaves the ring! Officials swarm to ringside to pull Petey off of Freedom! The announcers bring up the mean streak that had been seen in Petey over the past several weeks.


Main Event: SWF World title match- The Billion Dollar Man vs Quow Ling
The crowd is all over BDM, and cheer Quow vigorously, hoping he can beat BDM, so he is no longer in control of the SWF. The ring announcer also clarifies that BDM loses his power if he cheats, or uses any outside interference. BDM attacks right away, but Quow fights back, and unloads on him, and the fans go crazy. BDM soon fights back, and slows down the pace to his liking, firmly grasping control of the match. The fans rally behind Quow, and there are also mixed in chants for Extreme Superstar, as many hope he shows up. Quow makes the big comeback, and battles with BDM for quite some time, wearing him down enough to go to the top rope! Quow comes off with a shooting star press, and hits it! 1....2....NO! BDM kicked out! A stunned Quow goes to pick up BDM from the mat, and he's rolled up for a pin! The crowd gasps in horror as the ref counts 1....2....QUOW ROLLS INTO A REVERSAL! The ref starts the new count 1....2........NO! BDM kicked out! SO close. Quow takes to using his faced paced moves to wear down BDM some more, but misses a spinning heel kick! Quow tries to recover quickly, but the match has taken it's toll, and he's not getting up too fast. As he makes it to his feet, Quow is met by an equally tired BDM, who goes to kick Quow, possibly to set up the Billion Dollar Bomb, but his foot is grabbed! Quow goes for an enziguri, but BDM ducks down, and Quow ends up landing on his feet! However, Quow is now with his back to BDM, so BDM slaps on the Billion Dollar Dream! BDM shakes Quow violently in the hold, and when Quow tries to break free, BDM drops to the mat! BDM now has Quow locked in the hold on the canvas, but Quow refuses to surrender, forcing BDM onto his back (but his shoulders are up) as fans cheer him on. Quow holds his arms up, letting the ref know that he's still in the fight, and he plants his feet on either side of BDM, trying to bridge out. Quow gets a good push, and flips over BDM, who still has the hold locked in, and Quow is now on him for the pin, while both men are still tangled in the move! The ref goes for the count, 1.....2.........NO! BDM rolls out, and pulls himself up, as does Quow. BDM then scores a kick to the gut, before quickly hitting the Billion Dollar Bomb! BDM, is tired, and fails to roll the move into the pin as he usually does, but he rolls Quow over for one, 1....2....3! BDM won!
*Winner, and STILL SWF World champ, and man in charge* The Billion Dollar Man

Post Match: The fans boo loudly, and BDM celebrates with his title, as his Cash Inc buddies run down to share in the moment. The fans start hurling garbage in the ring, then loud chants for Extreme go up. The camera then desperately pans to the aisle, waiting to see if Extreme actually shows. Then, we switch cameras, hearing a commotion that something is going on outside, and we follow the camera out the front door. There we see a lone man in the distant darkness, wearing similar clothes that Extreme Superstar is usually seen in, right down to the backwards white fitted hat. He stares up at the big neon SWF Arena sign, but soon walks off as the camera man draws near, and calls out to him, saying "Extreme?". The man gets into a giant black SUV with dark tinted windows, and slowly drives off, as the camera rushes to see if it is indeed Extreme. We catch the licence plate as the car drives away, and it's a custom one, that reads "Extreme 1" in red letters. The announcers identify that the car does indeed belong to Extreme Superstar, and we fade out.

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 4/24/04
SWF Main Event 4/24/04

We recap last night's Spring Stampede show before the intro, then go to Vance & Dean, as Extreme was only announcing through the Extreme Lethal Lottery.

Vance: Welcome to another edition of SWF Main Event! Tonight should be very interesting, since we have crowned our new SWF champion!

Dean: Last night, much to the dismay of virtually everyone, The Billion Dollar Man beat Quow Ling in the final match of the Extreme Lethal Lottery, winning the SWF title back again in the process.

Vance: After the match, Extreme Superstar, who was in the aisle running off BDM's Cash Inc pals, ran to the ring and laid a massive beating on the newly crowned champ. As we went off air, a furious BDM scurried to the back, swearing revenge. And knowing The Billion Dollar Man, I wouldn't doubt he has planned something. What will come of his promise of revenge? Only time will tell.

Dean: We should also mention, for those who missed Spring Stampede, in the other title matches, the champions were all successful. But, onto tonight, we have some great action lined up:

In the first ever women's match in SWF history, the Breakfast Club's own girls, The Rich Girl & The Freak will go on on one!

Also, the other Breakfast Club members, The Burnout, The Jock, & The Nerd will make their wrestling debuts versus Tripp, Repo, & the Breakfast Club's arch enemy Principal Vernon!

And, in title matches, U.S. champ The Freedom Fighter faces Mike Suicide, and the SWF Televison champ Octane defends against The Shadow!

Vance: Without further ado, let's KICK IT OFF!


SWF Televison title match: Octane vs The Shadow
We have a good match, where Shadow holds his own with Octane, but eventually falls prey to the Empty Tank, and it's over.
*Winner, and STILL SWF Televison Champion* Octane


We head backstage, where the new SWF World champ, The Billion Dollar Man plots with the rest of Cash Inc. He makes a cryptic comment, saying that "Everything is set for tonight".


First ever SWF women's wrestling match: The Freak vs The Rich Girl
Both come out to the Breakfast Club theme, and look hesitant to fight. The Rich Girl then suggests that they leave the ring, to be counted out, but The Freak doesn't want it that way! The Rich Girl gets mad, then they two argue, before engaging in a CATFIGHT! The crowd is into it, as The Freak dominates the brawl, I guess rich chicks aren't keen on fighting. The Freak leaves The Rich Girl laying on the mat, and climbs the ropes! She comes off with a big splash! The Freak goes for the pin, 1-2-3! It's over!
*Winner* The Freak

Post Match: The rest of the Breakfast Club come out, and along with The Freak, they help the Rich Girl up. The Freak & The Rich Girl shake hands, making amends. Before too much celebrating can be done, Principal Vernon, & Tripp storm the ring! They attack their opponents for tonight as The Freak & The Rich girl retreat! The ref rings the bell, so this match will start now!


The Burnout, The Jock, & The Nerd (The Breakfast Club) vs Principal Vernon, Tripp, & Repo
As per usual, Repo is nowhere to be found, no doubt readying for his grand entrance. As the three men of Breakfast Club do a major beat down on Vernon & Tripp, we hear the music of HHH! Out comes Repo, dressed in a "street gear HHH" getup, with the denim vest over a leather jacket, and he's got a toy sledgehammer! Repo tries to beat on people with the hammer, but it's just a toy, and The Jock boots him in the stomach, and plants him with a DDT! The Nerd then hits a Lionsault on the fallen Repo! The Burnout & The Jock fend off Tripp & Vernon, with Burnout using a Death Valley Driver to keep him at bay while The Nerd pins Repo! It's over!
*Winners* The Breakfast Club

We now go to a video, where we hear the sounds of Lynard Skynyrd's Sweet Home Alabama, and see a big guy with a scruffy beard, and an attractive, but poorly dressed blonde woman riding down a country road in a open topped old jalopy truck ala the Beverly Hillbillies. We then see a graphic that says "Next week....Alabama Man is coming".

We head to Vance & Dean, who inform us Alabama Man & his lady friend are the newest talents coming to the SWF, set to debut next week, along with the next man we will see, which leads us to another vingette:

In this vingette, we see a man who is obviously a take on tv character Jim Dangle from the hilarious Comedy Central show Reno 911!. The man in the footage looks just like him, and is clad in a similar police uniform, even the daisy duke shorts. The man is on a police training course, where he manages to miss a pop up target, and instead shoot a squad car off course, which blows up! The superior officer yells at him, and we learn his name, Jim Dingle. Dingle claims the sun got in his eyes, which the superior officer doesn't buy. Dingle then states that his gun misfired. Dingle tries to demonstrate what went wrong, and ends up firing again, this time, hitting another car, and blowing it up! Dingle then drops the gun and runs off before he can be yelled at. We then get a graphic saying Dingle is coming next week.

Main Event: SWF U.S. title match- The Freedom Fighter vs Mike Suicide
Mike actually dominates with his speed, and comes THIS close to taking the belt away from Freedom on at least three occasions. Freedom somehow fights back, and hits the Star Spangled Slam out of nowhere to pick up the win. He was lucky though, as Mike almost nabbed the title.
*Winner, and STILL SWF U.S. Champion* The Freedom Fighter

We cut backstage, where a crew member rushes to Extreme Superstar's office to tell him that Angelica Summers was being held captive by The Billion Dollar Man in the parking lot! Extreme races to the parking lot to see what is up, looking furious, and he runs through the door, and Joe Money, who was hiding behind the door, slams it shut, and locks it with a key! Extreme turns to see him, and prepares to fight, but Joe urges him to turn around. When he does, we see The Billion Dollar Man, Jahalaman Jaffe, Faith & Devotion, Kings of the Street, Yeti, The Mercenary, & Petey Pizzazz all come out from hiding, coming closer to Extreme! It was a trap! Extreme is locked in the parking area vs 10 guys! The gang of ten swarm Extreme viciously beating him unmercifully, slamming him against cars even! while BDM screams out getting revenge for being embarrassed by Extreme all the time. The gang beat Extreme so bad that he's covered in blood, and is unable to move. For the coup de grace, BDM has them lift Extreme, and they carry him over to the far side of the lot, where an office for parking personnel is, but unfortunately, no personnel is actually there to help Extreme. The office has a big glass window in front of it, so BDM has the men throw Extreme head first through it! Extreme crashes through the window, and lands sickeningly on the floor in the office, remaining completely out of it. BDM congratulates the group on a job well done, promising big rewards to them as we fade out after one last shot of the mangled Extreme.

END OF SHOW

SWF Spring Stampede
SWF Spring Stampede

We open with a video covering the whole Extreme Lethal Lottery, and the lottery picks for all the other SWF title matches for tonight. We then go live for some pyro, and see the cool western style setup for Spring Stampede. The sides of the aisle are cover in hay, and have cactuses, old farm gates, and even a barn setup! Then we go to the announcers for the intro:

Vance: Welcome to SWF Spring Stampede!

Extreme: Tonight we have the final match of my Extreme Lethal Lottery tournament, and the winner will be crowned SWF champion! We also have several other fantastic lottery-drawn title matches lined up, tell `em Dean!

Dean: Tonight, in the Extreme Lethal Lottery SWF World title finals, Quow Ling is going to go one on one with The Billion Dollar Man! Also, we he the following other big title matches:

I Quit Match for the SWF U.S. title- The Freedom Fighter vs Petey Pizzazz

Four Way Dance for the SWF TV title- Octane vs Joe Money vs Disco Danny vs Captain Fantastic

SWF 6 Man title Ladder match- Sex Connection vs Crazy Phil, Mike Suicide, & Tex Gentry

SWF Hardcore title Steel Cage match- Jack Suicide vs The Janitor

Vance: In addition to that, those ruffians who disrupted a match last week involving Repo & Tripp, dubbed as the Breakfast Club, are set to be on Petey's Parlor! So without further ado, let's KICK IT OFF!

SWF Hardcore title Steel Cage match: Jack Suicide vs The Janitor
For the record, the cage is a "newer" model, with chain linked fencing, and metal rigging along the top to make it easier to stand on or climb over. Unlike most of these sorts of cages though, this one looks a legit 15 feet high. There is a ref in the ring, and the door is padlocked shut, and we are told the only ways to win is by climbing out, or pinfall/submission. Janitor attacks early, wanting to win the title he once held back. He dominates, then sends Jack face first into the cage, and makes an attempt to climb out. Jack catches him about halfway up, and pulls him down, causing both men to fall to the mat. Jack recovers first, and pick up Janitor and starts to wear him down. Janitor fights back, but then, out of nowhere, Jack kicks him, and uses his brother Mike's Suicidal Twist finishing move! Jack then rushes up the cage, but once he gets to the top, he decides not to go, and looks down at Janitor! He is gonna jump onto him! Jack then does a Suicide Splash onto Janitor! Jack is hurt from hitting the move, and obviously Janitor is hurt as well, but Jack's upper body is still on Janitor, so the ref counts the pin, 1-2-3! Jack wins!
*Winner, and STILL SWF Hardcore Champion* Jack Suicide


We are now told the Breakfast Club will be on Petey's Parlor, and all the participants are already standing by, so we cut right to Petey:

Petey: As you kids all know, I have a VERY big match later, so let's hurry this along. (looks at the Judd Nelson character guy) You there, I guess we call you Bender, or what?

Judd Nelson Breakfast Club guy(angry): No Petey, since all you people like to fit us into roles, and cliques, we shall be known as representatives of your imposed caste system, using the names of the groups we're all so readily placed into! I guess you might call me "The Burnout", based on my appearance alone, so you go ahead and call me that! (points to the Anthony Michael Hall character) He shall be known by you as "The Nerd"! (points to the Emilio Estevez character) He is "The Jock", (points to the Molly Ringwald character) she is "The Rich Girl", and finally, (points to the Ally Sheedy character) she is "The Freak"! We don't like these labels, but since society is predisposed to judging us based on our appearances, we have chosen not to fight that futile fight! As you can tell, there is a LOT of angst and resentment in our group, the group you call the Breakfast Club, and like the movie, we are FILLED with those emotions, and have come to the SWF to take out our aggressions on EVERYONE!

Petey: Well ok...

The crowd starts to pop big, and Petey stops talking, noticing Extreme Superstar walking from the announce booth. Petey hands Extreme a mic, and he addresses the new group:

Extreme: I'm glad you guys found a good gimmick that really works for you, but if you are gonna take your aggressions out on people, you have to do it the right way, unlike your debut last week. That is the reason why I am going to give you a chance to get your hostilities out, the proper way, in wrestling matches! (The crowd cheers) So, tomorrow night on SWF Main Event, you will all be making your wrestling debuts. You ladies, being the only two females on the roster, can live out that high school clique super match, as The Rich Girl faces The Freak! (The crowd cheers loudly) That should be a historic, as it's the first ever female wrestling match in SWF history. Now, onto the males of the group. You boys didn't make any friends with Tripp & Repo, who's match you interfered in, so you three, The Burnout, The Jock, & The Nerd, will face off against Tripp, Repo, and the principal guy who you ran away from during your debut! Tell me, what is that man's name?

The Burnout: That's Principal Vernon, our sworn enemy, and in our match versus him, the Breakfast Club is going to silence that authority figure for good!

Extreme: That sounds great, I'll see you all tomorrow night then. Petey you have an important match coming up, so I know you want to wrap this up. (gives Petey the mic and walks back the announce booth to a big pop)

Petey: Alright then, you heard it folks, two big matches signed for tomorrow's SWF Main Event show! I'll see you there, wearing the SWF United States title I'm going to win later on (big boos), goodbye for now!

Petey drops the mic and everyone leaves the set, as we go to the ring for the next match.


SWF 6 Man title Ladder match- Sex Connection vs Crazy Phil, Mike Suicide, & Tex Gentry
The ladder for this starts off in the aisle, ala old school ladder matches. The six do the big pier 6 brawl to start, until they pair off, with Randy & Beef taking Tex & Mike to the floor with the fight. Phil & Randy engage in a wrestling match in the ring, with Randy dominating, but the crowd rallying behind Phil, who turns things around with some brawling style offense. On the floor, Tex has managed to get away from the action, and grabs the ladder, then tries to sneak it back inside the ring, but Beef Macho catches him, dropping him with a clothesline from behind, sending both the ladder and Tex to the ground. Beef then calls to Randy, and slides the ladder in the ring. Randy drops Phil with a right hand, and goes for the ladder, but Phil recovers and punches on him before he can set the ladder up. Back on the floor, Mike nails Silkky with a DDT! Silkky is out cold! Mike then slides in the ring, and as Phil wards off Randy, and Tex struggles with Beef on the outside, he sets up the ladder, and quickly starts to climb it! He gets to the top in seconds, and wastes no time reaching for the gold, but Randy shoves Phil into the ladder, knocking the ladder down, and Mike goes for the ride too! Mike hits the ropes hard, and bounces to the floor! On the floor, Tex, almost hit by the falling Mike, moved to avoid collision, and Beef scooped him up, and hit him with a Beefy Bomb on the concrete! Beef then rushes in the ring, to help Randy finish off the last standing member of the challenging team, Crazy Phil. The crowd cheers Phil on, as he takes the fight to both men, managing to knock them both down long enough to set up the ladder. He starts climbing, but Beef Macho is up, so Phil jumps down onto him, nailing him with a double axe handle! But Randy Mann is up too, and he catches Phil with a boot to the stomach, and hits him with an inverted suplex onto the ropes! Phil sits draped over the ropes like laundry out to dry, allowing a recovering Beef to go up and grab the titles!
*Winners, and STILL SWF 6 Man Champions* Sex Connection

Post Match: Beef & Randy scoop up their injured partner Silkky, and they walk to the back victorious.


Four Way Dance SWF TV title match- Octane vs Joe Money vs Disco Danny vs Captain Fantastic
For those confused, this is the same as in elimination rules match, but SWF has decided to use the nifty ECW made "(insert # of opponents here) Way Dance" name from now on in place of the generic "4 Man Elimination" title. All 4 men start, but after some brawling, Joe Money hits The Payoff, pins Disco Danny, and he's gone. Not long after, Octane pins Fantastic, and now Joe & Octane battle it out. Inevitably, Octane nails the Empty Tank, and pins Joe for the win.
*Winner, and STILL SWF TV Champion* Octane


I Quit SWF U.S. title match- The Freedom Fighter vs Petey Pizzazz
So you know, in this contest, the referee has the mic, and hold it to a wrestler's mouth to see if they quit, leaving the wrestlers free to fight without worrying about where the mic is. Surprisingly, Petey comes on strong in the early goings, but Freedom rallies, and fights back. Freedom wears Petey down with various slams, wearing down Petey's back. Like any good heel, Petey low blows to control again, and reaches for the necklaces he wears to ringside, then wraps them around his hand, ready to blast Freedom as he recovers, which is legal, the match only stops when a wrestler admits defeat. Freedom turns right into the fist, but ducks! Freedom slips behind Petey, then lifts him seemingly for his finish, the Star Spangled Slam, but he hold Petey up for a Torture Rack! Freedom really has Petey locked in the painful hold, and after a minute or so, Petey finally says "I Quit"!
*Winner, and STILL SWF U.S. Champion* The Freedom Fighter

We head to back to the announce booth, where Extreme, Vance, & Dean talk up the main event, to decide a new SWF World champ. It's obvious Extreme hates the idea of Billion Dollar Man winning the title right back, and he doesn't hide the fact that he wants Quow Ling to win. After that, we go to ringside for the big match

Main Event: For the vacant SWF World title- Quow Ling vs The Billion Dollar Man
Quow starts off strong, really laying into BDM, and using his speed to control, but BDM stops that after a few minutes after he evades a missile dropkick. Showing what a jerk he is, BDM picks up Quow, then hits Extreme Superstar's Lights Out! BDM then looks out towards the announce booth, and taunts Extreme, who they show looking ready to storm the ring! Vance & Dean prevent this, but BDM pays for his showboating, as Quow sneaks up on BDM, and rolls him up! 1....2....NO! SO close to having a new champ. Quow keeps on BDM after the near pin, and gets rolled up himself when he goes to lift his opponent! 1....2....NO! Quow kicked out! BDM remains in control after the near fall, and the fans try to get Quow back into the match. BDM lays into Quow for some time, and whips him off the ropes, and catches him with a BIG powerslam. BDM goes for the pin, and gets a CLOSE two count. BDM then lifts Quow, and sends him into the corner, but Quow springboards off, and jumps over BDM as he comes in for a sunset flip! 1....2....NO! BDM got the shoulder up! Quow is unrelenting though, and keeps on BDM. Quow goes to run off the ropes for a flying forearm or something, but a recovering BDM shoves the ref in the way, sending Quow & the official to the mat! BDM is obviously tired, and uses this chance to take a breather, pulling himself to a corner as the ref and his opponent lay out cold on the canvas from the collision. BDM then signals, as his Cash Inc buddies, Joe Money & Jahalaman Jaffe rush down to the ring through the crowd! Quow's partner, The Shadow is soon on the scene, but Jaffe & Joe are all over him, as BDM directs traffic in the corner. Having seen enough, Extreme rushes from the announce booth! Extreme hits the scene, and he helps Shadow take Jaffe & Joe out of the ring, where the duo fight Cash Inc up the aisle. In the ring, Quow & the ref are beginning to stir, and BDM reaches in his tights for a pair of brass knux, which he nails Quow with when he gets up! The referee is halfway to his feet, so BDM conceals the weapon, and hits the Billion Dollar Bomb on Quow, rolling into a pin, which the dazed referee begins to count, 1....2....3! BDM won the title again!
*Winner, and NEW SWF Champion* The Billion Dollar Man

Post Match: The fans boo the decision loudly. As the music and announcement of the new champ is made, Extreme turns to the ring, and looks VERY pissed. BDM then begins taunting Extreme, but that isn't a wise thing to do, as Extreme blazes down the aisle! Extreme slides into the ring, and beats the hell out of BDM, then tosses him out over the top rope! The fans go WILD, and BDM looks angry as he pulls himself up in the aisle way, swearing revenge as we go off the air.

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 4/17/04
SWF Main Event 4/17/04

Vance: Welcome to SWF Main Event!

Extreme: Tonight, we will see the final two rounds of tag team competition in the Extreme Lethal Lottery tournament! By night's end, we will know what two men will fight for the SWF title at Spring Stampede, which is only 6 days away! We also have some other stuff lined up tonight as well, don't we Dean?

Dean: We sure do Extreme! But before I get into that, let's take a look at the round 3 matches, as drawn last week:

Match 1- JuJu & Quow Ling vs Petey Pizzazz & Jack Suicide
Match 2- Octane & Ayatollah Sheik vs Boppo the Clown & The Billion Dollar Man

Dean: The four men who win those matches will then be entered into the fourth, and final round of tag competition, all taking place tonight! The two lucky men to win will then be moving on to the SWF title deciding match at Spring Stampede! But all the other wrestlers who failed to win the Lethal Lottery are in luck, as they will be entered into drawings for the other SWF title matches, to take place at Spring Stampede! Not only will the challengers be randomly drawn, but the match types as well! But, besides the tournament matches, you will also see Tripp take on Repo!

Vance: Let's KICK IT OFF!

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 3, Match 1- JuJu & Quow Ling vs Petey Pizzazz & Jack Suicide
Allies JuJu & Petey were partnered up last week, and now face each other here. The two don't look happy that they must fight each other, so they step out and let their partners be the starters for the match. Jack & Quow have hooked up before, engaging in a classic war at Halloween Hell for the tag titles, so they aren't strangers. The two have a spirited, fast paced exchange, and when Jack gets monkey flipped back to his corner, he tags Petey in. Quow, playing mind games, tags in JuJu, pissing off Petey, as well as JuJu. The two friends stand in the ring, and feign locking up, then rush to tag out, but their partners both jump off the apron! They are forced to fight now! Petey tries to attack, but JuJu is too big, too strong, and he gets slaughtered. Petey finally scrambles back to Jack, who tag in, but he's promptly kicked, then hit with the JuJu Driver! JuJu goes for the pin, while Quow cuts Petey off from breaking it up, nailing him with the Death Kick! 1-2-3, it's over!
*Winners* JuJu & Quow Ling

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Match 2- Octane & Ayatollah Sheik vs Boppo the Clown & The Billion Dollar Man
Boppo & BDM were partners before in round 2, where they beat Jaffe & Repo. Sheik was paired with Jack Suicide for both previous rounds, while Octane was with Randy Mann & Quow Ling in rounds 1 and 2 respectively. Neither teaming seem happy with their choice of partners. BDM scolds Boppo, saying "Don't screw this up", then pushing him to the outside so he may start. Sheik simply tries pushing past Octane, but he made a BIG mistake. Octane grabs his partner, kicks him, and plants him with an Empty Tank! Octane then exits the ring, grabs his Television title, and walks off! Not being dumb, BDM rushes in to pin Sheik! 1-2-3! BDM & Boppo win!
*Winners* Boppo the Clown & The Billion Dollar Man

Then, we head to the announce booth, where the guys talk up the tournament thus far:

Vance: Well, we now know the final four men in this grueling Extreme Lethal Lottery!

Dean(sarcastically): Extreme, I know how happy you must be to have The Billion Dollar Man keep advancing!

Extreme(smiling): Haha. Very funny Dean. But to me, the biggest surprise is that Boppo the Clown had made it as far as he did. Not to sell him short, but I never expected to see him in the final four. It goes to show you, with the right motivation, and some luck, just look at who his partners have been, anyone can win. I'm happy that Boppo is getting the chance to really show us what he's made of.

Vance: Indeed, Extreme. Now, let's take you backstage where Angelica Summers is standing by, ready to draw the FINAL round of tag competition for the Extreme Lethal Lottery, Angelica?

We cut backstage, where the lottery tumbler is wheeled into place, and Angelica stands ready to pick the matches:

Angelica: It is now time to draw the last match of tag action in this Extreme Lethal Lottery tournament, the winning team will then go on to face each other for the big one, the SWF World title at Spring Stampede! Also, as a reminder, after the conclusion of tonight's main event, all the other SWF wrestlers not advancing to the title match will have their names placed into another drawing, to determine all the other SWF title matches for Spring Stampede! Ok, now let's draw the fourth round match!

Angelica draws two names, and looks at them before announcing who they are:

Angelica: It looks like an old team will be reuniting, former friends JuJu & Boppo, also briefly known as No Laughing Matter, will be paired together! That only leaves The Billion Dollar Man & Quow Ling, so those two will be teaming tonight! We now go back to ringside for some non-tournament action!

Tripp vs Repo
Tripp comes out, and awaits Repo, when the Rougeau Brothers theme hits! Oh no. Out comes Repo, in full Rougeau gear (blue tights, yellow kneepads, and a jacket with the French Canadian symbol on it), singing the theme song, "All American Boys", while waving a mini American flag. For those who don't know, they were a WWF tag team back in the 80's who were French-Canadian, but moved to America, pissing people off by claiming to be "All American Boys", and they came out to a kick ass theme by the same name. Repo prances around the ring a bit, then Tripp attacks, knocking the little flag right out of his hands, then he tears the jacket off of him as the music cuts off. Tripp starts stomping Repo, then THE BREAKFAST CLUB THEME HITS?! All of the sudden, 5 people, two girls, and three guys all run out, looking like dead ringers for the cast of the Breakfast Club, right down to the clothes from the movie! They swarm the ring, and begin to beat up Tripp, Repo, & the referee! As the music plays, these people continue their assault, then another person runs to the ring, obviously supposed to be Principal Richard Vernon, who the Breakfast Club kids run at the sight of. The principal gives chase, and they all run off through the crowd. The bell is finally rung, and the befuddled announcer declarers it a no contest.
*No Contest*

We head back to the announce booth, where the three men look stunned, but amused, Extreme then begins to speak, which is also going out to the live fans:

Extreme(chuckling): I'm sorry fans, Vance, Dean, I have to take the blame for this one. You see there is an influx of new talent soon to be arriving to the SWF, and I told them to make themselves stand out, maybe use a movie or TV show as a reference. I guess they took my advice, and chose The Breakfast Club as an example for characters. And, those 6 you just saw aren't the only new talents, there is more on the way, but now (laughs) I'm kinda dreading what gimmicks they came up with. I guess we can dub that group the Breakfast Club, and (amused) the principle, let's not forget him.

Vance(mockingly upset): Well thank you Extreme. Look what you started.

The three men share a laugh before Dean speaks:

Dean(stifling laughter): On a much more serious note, it is now time for the final round of the Extreme Lethal Lottery tag matches!

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery, Final Round: JuJu & Boppo the Clown (No Laughing Matter) vs Quow Ling & The Billion Dollar Man
It should be noted that the teams are the polar opposites of these mens' round 2 teams. JuJu & Boppo seem to make amends as they enter, ending any kind of bad blood between them. BDM just enters, and eyes his partner suspiciously as they walk to the ring, unsure if he can trust a man who has feuded with his Cash Inc buddies. JuJu asks nicely to start, to which Boppo obliges, and BDM goes to ask, but figures what's the point, and allows his partner to do the honors, looking a bit annoyed. Quow keeps JuJu at bay with some kicks, but finally, JuJu rushes in with a flying clothesline! JuJu then picks up Quow, tosses him into his corner, and beats away on him before tagging out. Boppo picks up where JuJu left off, and rushes in with an avalanche, crushing Quow! BDM then comes in, and begins to beat on Boppo before the ref forces him out. BDM's help worked, as Quow is able to get to him, and tag out. The guys in the announce booth comment on the teamwork of both teams thus far. BDM continues what he started with Boppo when he enters, beating him down before setting up of the Billion Dollar Bomb! As to be expected, JuJu runs in to prevent the move, with a clothesline or something, but BDM ducks down, and Quow Ling is there behind to score the Death Kick on JuJu right over BDM's head! This allows BDM to complete the move on Boppo, then pin him, 1-2-3! BDM & Quow will now face each other for the SWF title at Spring Stampede!
*Winners* Quow Ling & The Billion Dollar Man

Post Match: BDM & Quow stare at each other briefly, knowing they are now enemies, competing for the same prize at Spring Stampede. The two then walk off, going their separate ways, all the while making sure they aren't sneak attacked by the other. Meanwhile, in the ring, Boppo goes to help up JuJu, and then apologizes, but JuJu hits him with the JuJu Driver! The crowd boos as the angry JuJu walks off, leaving Boppo out cold in the ring. So much for that team reforming.

We go back once again to the announce booth, and they kick it to Angelica, who is standing by to do the title match drawings for Spring Stampede:

Angelica: Ok, we are now about to draw the title matches for Spring Stampede! We will obviously not be drawing for the SWF World title match, and also not for a SWF Tag Team title match, since tag champ Quow Ling is involved in the World title match. Quow's partner, The Shadow however is eligible to participate in the other title matches. We will start by drawing for the SWF 6 Man title match, and here to help me do so are the 6 Man champs themselves, Sex Connection & Silkky Smooth (out come the team). They have something they'd like to announce, so here's Randy Mann!

Randy: Thanks, Angelica. On behalf of myself, and Beef Macho here, Silkky, we would like to welcome you as a full-fledged member of Sex Connection!

Silkky(shakes Randy & Beef's hands): Thanks guys! Now, what do you say we see who we will beat in our first match as a real team!

The men draw, and the match type is a LADDER match! A 6 man ladder match! Then they draw their opponents, Crazy Phil, Mike Suicide, & Tex Gentry!

We then move on to the Hardcore title match drawing. Champ Jack Suicide draws a STEEL CAGE match! His opponent is....The Janitor!

Next is the drawing for the SWF Television title match. Champ Octane draws a Four Way Dance! That is Elimination rules, and his three opponents are....Joe Money, Disco Danny, & Captain Fantastic!

Finally, the drawing for the SWF United States title match. Champ The Freedom Fighter draws an I QUIT MATCH! His opponent is....Petey Pizzazz!

So, here is the rundown of the Spring Stampede card:

For the vacant SWF World title- BDM vs Quow Ling

I Quit Match for the SWF U.S. title- Freedom Fighter vs Petey Pizzazz

Four Way Dance for the SWF TV title- Octane vs Joe Money vs Disco Danny vs Captain Fantastic

SWF 6 Man title Ladder match- Sex Connection vs Crazy Phil, Mike Suicide, & Tex Gentry

SWF Hardcore title Steel Cage Match- Jack Suicide vs The Janitor

See you for Spring Stampede!

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 4/10/04
SWF Main Event 4/10/04

Vance: Welcome to SWF Main Event!

Extreme: Tonight, you will see the matches that make up round 2 of the Extreme Lethal Lottery. And just what are those matches you ask, here's Dean to tell you!

Dean: We've got some big ones lined up, listen to this:

Match 1- Jahalaman Jaffe & Repo vs The Billion Dollar Man & Boppo the Clown

Match 2- Tex Gentry & Randy Mann vs Jack Suicide & Ayatollah Sheik

Match 3- The Freedom Fighter & Tony Ramon vs Quow Ling & Octane

Match 4- The Shadow & Captain Fantastic vs Petey Pizzazz & JuJu

Vance: Let's KICK IT OFF!

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 2, Match 1- Jahalaman Jaffe & Repo vs The Billion Dollar Man & Boppo the Clown
The announcers point out how the drawing panned out, as not only are Repo & Jaffe teaming again, but actually facing their respective faction/team members. Repo comes out as Dude Love, and Jaffe just looks mad and embarrassed. BDM also looks angry at the partner he is saddled with. Jaffe & BDM both refuse to fight each other, so BDM shoves Boppo in, and Jaffe begins to beat on him. Jaffe ends up hitting the Arabian Goodnight quick, but BDM comes in and breaks up a pin attempt. Jaffe looks a little stunned, but BDM is all "Hey, I want to win". Jaffe seems to understand, and he decides to tag out. That ends up being a mistake, as Boppo does as well, and BDM soon blasts Repo with the Billion Dollar Bomb, then picks up the 1-2-3.
*Winners* The Billion Dollar Man & Boppo the Clown

Post Match: Jaffe shakes BDM's hand, as if to say there are no hard feelings. That mood changes when Jaffe turns to Repo, and he picks him up, then blasts him with the Arabian Goodnight before leaving, angry that he is out of the tourney.

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 2, Match 2- Tex Gentry & Randy Mann vs Jack Suicide & Ayatollah Sheik
The boys in the booth talk about how Jack & Sheik were teamed in the first round. They also discuss if they will meet the same fate as Jaffe & Repo, who were in the last match, were partners in round 1, and lost in round 2. Tex & Randy have heat, since Randy (along with Silkky Smooth & Beef Macho) was one of the guys who beat the Good Ol' Boys for the 6 man title at Extrememania. Sheik doesn't like any American, and Jack doesn't like people who hate his country. Jack & Tex start, and after a while, Jack makes the tag to Sheik. Sheik dominates, until a fresh Randy is tagged in, and kicks his ass. Sheik goes for the spike, but like last time, Jack comes in and stops him. Jack ends up brawling with him, then leaves the ring, only to tag himself back in! Jack fares better, and Randy tags back out to Tex. During their fighting, Tex goes to whip Jack off the ropes on Sheik's side. Sheik prepares to wallop him, but Jack reversed, and it was Tex who is struck! Jack quickly climbs the ropes, and comes off with the Suicide Splash! 1-2-3, Jack gets the pin!
*Winners* Jack Suicide & Ayatollah Sheik

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 2, Match 3- The Freedom Fighter & Tony Ramon vs Quow Ling & Octane
In their entrance, Freedom & Tony don't seem to be on the same page. As for their opponents, Quow comes out, as Octane follows, all to a big pop. That still doesn't give any indication onto how they feel about their teaming though. Octane kills Tony from the get go, and Quow nails Freedom with the Death Kick as Octane hits Tony with the Empty Tank! Being incapacitated by Quow, Freedom is unable to prevent Octane from pinning his partner! 1-2-3, it's over, Quow & Octane advance!
*Winners* Quow Ling & Octane

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 2, Match 4- The Shadow & Captain Fantastic vs Petey Pizzazz & JuJu
Shadow & Fantastic seem willing to work together, as Shadow accepts a high five during their entrance. JuJu & Petey also seem happy, since they get to team together. Fantastic's request to start is granted by Shadow, and JuJu wastes no time attacking him. JuJu comes on strong, but Fantastic rallies, and takes the big man down. Fantastic's advantage doesn't last long, as JuJu reverses an Irish whip, and catches Fantastic with a brutal clothesline as he comes off the ropes. JuJu really lays on the punishment, but can't seem to keep Fantastic down for the three count. The crowd gets behind the fading Fantastic as he breaks away from JuJu long enough to scramble to his corner, but JuJu ends up cutting him off before he can tag. JuJu, seeing his chance, sets up for the JuJu Driver, but Fantastic slips away, and makes a dramatic leap to his corner, and gets the tag to Shadow, which draws a huge pop. Shadow comes in like a whirlwind, decimating his much larger opponent with vicious kicks, bringing JuJu to his knees. With JuJu in the right position for the Flying Wizard, Shadow runs off the ropes, but Petey runs in, and shoves JuJu out of the way! If Shadow hit the move, it would've probably been over! Petey leaves the ring without a fight, only to have JuJu scurry over to tag him in. Shadow, having landed hard after his missed move, lays on the canvas as Petey confidently enters, thinking he's got it all under control. Unfortunately for Petey, Shadow pops back up, and unleashes his deadly kicks on him! Shadow goes for one last knockout shot, but Petey used a discreet low blow to prevent it! Petey then lifts Shadow up, preparing for the Piece of Pizzazz, but much to his surprise, Shadow shoves him away, sending Petey into the ropes! Petey comes off the ropes, and ducks under a flying lariat, grabbing Shadow in midair, and landing in a Northen Light's Suplex! 1-2-NO! Shadow kicked out! Petey releases the bridge, turns, and Shadow grabs him for a small package! 1-2-NO! Petey kicked out! Shadow then attacks a recovering Petey, trying to hit some sort of flying DDT, but he is back dropped, however Shadow turns it as he goes over Petey's head, and plants him with a bulldog! Shadow then quickly climbs the ropes as Petey tries to make it to his feet, and when Petey is halfway up, he launches himself at him, but Petey jumps up, and catches him with the Piece of Pizzazz on the way down! Petey quickly goes for the pin, and gets it! He barely squeaked out a victory there, in an awesome match!
*Winners* Petey Pizzazz & JuJu

Post Match: JuJu comes in to cart off a tired Petey as Fantastic helps Shadow to his feet, and the two leave amidst a nice pop.

We are told by Extreme that we will for draw round 3 right now, as Angelica is standing by backstage to pick the matches!

Angelica: As you just saw, Petey Pizzazz & JuJu advanced in a close, but exciting encounter, and Quow Ling, Octane, Jack Suicide, Ayatollah Sheik, The Billion Dollar Man & Boppo the Clown all earned their spots for round 3! (the lottery tumbler is pushed into view by a crew member) All of the names have just been added, so let's see the 2 matches for round 3 that will take place next week!

The matches are drawn, and here is what is set:

Match 1- JuJu & Quow Ling vs Petey & Jack Suicide

Match 2- Octane & Ayatollah Sheik vs Boppo the Clown & The Billion Dollar Man

Angelica: In addition to round 3, we will also have the 4th and final round of Lethal Lottery competition, with the winners going on to face each other at Spring Stampede for the title! On top of that, we will see some non-tournament action, and do the random draw for the Spring Stampede title matches! Next week's SWF Main Event is going to be a big one, so be sure to see it! For Extreme, Vance, & Dean, I'm Angelica Summers, we'll see you next week for the Main Event!

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 4/3/04
SWF Main Event 4/3/04

Vance: Welcome to SWF Main Event!

Extreme: Tonight, we will see the second half of round 1 in the SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery tournament!

Dean: And boy, what a lineup that is, just look:

Round 1: Match 5- Ayatollah Sheik & Jack Suicide vs Tripp & The Reverend

Round 1: Match 6- The Mercenary & Yeti vs Tex Gentry & Tony Ramon

Round 1: Match 7- The Janitor & Jimmy Jam vs Octane & Randy Mann

Round 1: Match 8- Beef Macho & Xavier Hawthorne III vs Quow Ling & Shadow

Vance: Let's KICK IT OFF!

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 1, Match 5- Ayatollah Sheik & Jack Suicide vs Tripp & The Reverend
Sheik wants nothing to do with Jack, and vice versa during their entrance. The same holds true for their opponents. Sheik basically pushes Jack away, and begins to attack Tripp, who was left in the ring, as Reverend jumped outside when Sheik charged. Sheik has things going his way, but when Tripp takes over, he reaches for his infamous spike! Jack, not wanting to win that way, rushes in and punches out his partner! The ref gets him to leave, but Sheik rolled in their corner, so he tags himself in! He fights Tripp off, and when he has it wall set up, he goes up top, coming off with the Suicide Splash! It connected! 1-2-3, Jack & Sheik advance!
*Winners* Ayatollah Sheik & Jack Suicide

Post Match: Jack leaves as Sheik tries to berate him, and Reverend is upset at his partner, but he never even lifted a finger to help the whole match. Tripp ends up punching the Rev out when he gets up, drawing a nice pop.

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 1, Match 6- The Mercenary & Yeti vs Tex Gentry & Tony Ramon
Merc and Yeti have a bit of bad blood between them, stemming from the early days of the SWF, as Yeti beat him in the first round of the original SWF title tournament. That match was actually the first match ever in the SWF. Tex & Tony seem ok with each other, and do the fist touch thing as a sign of solidarity before Tony & Merc exit for their teams. Tex nearly gets murdered, and tags out. Tony tries his luck, but is soon whipped into the ropes, as Yeti charges in. Tony moved though, and it just so happens that it was Yeti & Merc's corner, sending Yeti into Merc, causing him to fly off the apron! Tony uses that to fire away at the big man, who he has reeling, when a pissed off Mercenary jumps in the ring, and attacks his own partner! Tony wisely backs away, and allows Merc to beat up on Yeti. Merc soon gets the stunned Yeti into position, and plants with the Mercy Kill! Merc then exits the ring and goes to the back, actually with some face heat. Tony allows a begging Tex to tag in, and he comes off the top rope with the Tennessee Jam! 1-2-3, Tex pinned Yeti!
*Winners* Tex Gentry & Tony Ramon

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 1, Match 7- The Janitor & Jimmy Jam vs Octane & Randy Mann
Janitor & Jimmy are friendly in their intro, so they must be on the same page. Octane silently, and stone faced walks to the ring, as Randy follows. It should also be noted how big of a pop Randy & Octane got, both are climbing the ladder of overness rather quickly. Janitor opts to start for his side, while Randy just allows Octane to do his thing, as he looks ready. Octane is ready, blasting Janitor with a running big boot out of the gate, and delivering another to Jimmy, who runs in to save. Octane quickly picks up Janitor, and levels him with the Empty Tank, as Randy Mann comes off the top onto Janitor with the Body Shot! Randy rolls away, and allows Octane to pick up the easy pin. Extreme, Vance, & Dean talk about how dominant Octane is. Extreme says that "He's so dominant, it's scary".
*Winners* Octane & Randy Mann

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 1,Match 8- Beef Macho & Xavier Hawthorne III vs Quow Ling & Shadow (The Black Dragons)
Xavier, with is moral standards, looks disgusted to be teaming with Beef. Beef isn't too thrilled either. They argue in the ring when the Dragons make their entrance. The Dragons get a big pop, and when they storm the ring, Beef pushes Xavier into them! Xavier is handed a massive ass whipping to the delight of everyone, and they just kill him dead with the Dragon Attack! Shadow goes for the pin, 1-2-3, it's over!
*Winners* The Black Dragons
We head back to the announce booth, and they say that the drawing is being set up, as we will see what the round 2 matches to air next week will be! They send it to Angelica, who is standing by to draw the numbers:

Angelica: We just saw Quow Ling & Shadow, The Black Dragons advance in the tournament, and with their names have been added to the lottery. Let's find out what the round 2 matches, to happen next week will be!

When all the drawing is over, here are the 4 matches that make up round 2:

Match 1- Jahalaman Jaffe & Repo vs The Billion Dollar Man & Boppo the Clown

Match 2- Tex Gentry & Randy Mann vs Jack Suicide & Ayatollah Sheik

Match 3- The Freedom Fighter & Tony Ramon vs Quow Ling & Octane

Match 4- The Shadow & Captain Fantastic vs Petey Pizzazz & JuJu

We get a final wrap up, and we fade out.

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 3/27/04
SWF Main Event 3/27/04

We open with the sound of Extreme Superstar's music, and he comes down with his freshly won SWF World title, and a standing ovation. He looks humbled, and he prepares to address the fans:

Extreme: Thank you for such a wonderful welcome. Last night, as you can see, I won the SWF title. (loud cheering) BUT, as owner of the company, I can't in good interest hold on to the title. (boos) I'm sorry, that's just how it has to be, however you'll be most interested in how the next champion will be chosen. I've always felt that if a wrestler wanted a title shot, he'd have to earn it, and in giving everyone a fair chance at the belts as well, so how will the next champion be crowned? An Extreme Lethal Lottery Tournament, my version of the classic match. Before I explain the rules, I have to address one problem that goes with this, we have an odd number of wrestlers under contract, meaning one person will not be able to participate. So tonight, we will have the first round drawing , with every SWF superstar entered. The order you are drawn will be your entry number in the first round. The unlucky last two names left, will be those of the men who must fight for the final entry. When we finally have figured out the last entrant, we'll be left with 32 men entered. But the road to the title won't be easy, just listen to what those men must go through: In this form of a Lethal Lottery match, the 32 entrants will initially be paired into teams of two according to their first round number, for example #'s 1 & 2 meet #'s 3 & 4, and so on. In that first round, there will be 8 matches, and only the winners of those matches will advance, leaving us with 16 men. Those remaining men will be reentered into the Lethal Lottery for round two, to be randomly paired again. Those 8 winners will not then enter a Battle Royal, as done in a normal version of the match, but advance to round three for another random pairing. When round three is over, only four will remain, and they will advance to the fourth and final round of the lottery, for one more pairing. The two men on the winning team will then become enemies, as they will be the ones to fight for the SWF World Title! So, in order to become champion, you have to win 4 tag team matches with a random partner, one that very well be your nemesis, THEN one singles match for the title. You know what, all this talking about the tournament has got me excited, so why don't we draw the teams right now!

(the crowd cheers as a bingo tumbler with the names is brought into the ring.)

When the dust had settled, here were the first round teams, with the exception of the yet to be decided 32nd entrant:

Match 1- Captain Fantastic & JuJu vs The Don & X

Match 2- Disco Danny & Crazy Phil vs Boppo The Clown & Petey Pizzazz

Match 3- Silkky Smooth & Mike Suicide vs The Billion Dollar Man & The Freedom Fighter

Match 4- Charles Gunn & Rory Rogers vs Jahalaman Jaffe & Repo

Match 5- Ayatollah Sheik & Jack Suicide vs Tripp & The Reverend

Match 6- The Mercenary & Yeti vs Tex Gentry & Tony Ramon

Match 7- The Janitor & Jimmy Jam vs Octane & Randy Mann

Match 8- Beef Macho & Xavier Hawthorne III vs Quow Ling & TBD

Match for the final spot: The Shadow vs Joe Money

After the team announcements, We are then informed of the schedule for these matches, which is as follows:

The match for the final spot in the tourney will take place tonight, as will first round matches 1-4.

Next week (April 3rd), we will see matches 5-8 of round one.

In 2 weeks (April 10), we will draw for, & see all 4 matches of round two

In 3 weeks (April 17th), we will see the drawings & 2 matches that make up round three, and then the drawing & match that makes up round four.

On April 23rd, we will have the Spring Stampede PPV, where the winners of the Lethal Lottery will face off in the championship match for the SWF title. Also, barring the possible champions in the World title match, all titles will be defended, and champions will again be subject to a Lethal Lottery, this time though, they will be, not only against random opponent(s), but also they must draw to see which of ten match types they will defend in. These drawings will take place after the conclusion of Round 4, on April 17th. Here are the match types:

1. 3 Man/Team Elimination Match- This number includes the champion(s)

2. 4 Man/Team Elimination Match- This number includes the champion(s)

3. Steel Cage Match

4. First Blood Match

5. Falls Count Anywhere Match

6. Ladder Match

7. Last Man Standing Match

8. Champion's Choice- They can choose any match, not just of the other nine choices

9. I Quit Match

10. Gauntlet Match- This choice forces the champion(s) to face ALL SWF superstars that have yet to have been drawn for a title match. In this case, other than the title holder, those involved are placed back into the drawing , and may have another chance at a later title shot, if there is one left.

We now head to the ring where we are ready to see who will win the final entry into the Extreme Lethal Lottery! Wait! Extreme makes his way to the announce booth! Extreme is back on commentary! He shakes Dean & Vance's hands, and tells Dean he doesn't want him to leave, as he is great, he sees no reason why a 3 man team won't work, at least for the Extreme Lethal Lottery Tournament. Extreme says he might step aside and let Dean take it after the tourney & Spring Stampede.

The 32nd Entry Match-The Shadow vs Joe Money
I should point out, that the winner will team with Quow Ling , who is an enemy of Joe's, and one half of the tag team champions, as well as brother of Shadow. Also, Shadow has decided to keep his same all-black gear after revealing himself to the world at Extrememania, sans mask. Joe comes on strong , but Shadow takes to the top rope and after a close two count following a flying cross body, he controls. Joe however, mounts a comeback, and after a nice powerslam, he sets Shadow up for the Payoff, but Shadow slips out, and by the time Joe turns, BAM! Shadow came in with his Flying Wizard Kick! 1-2-3! Shadow is in the Extreme Lethal Lottery Tournament!
*Winner and 32nd Entrant in the Extreme Lethal Lottery* The Shadow

We now prepare for the first 4 matches of round 1.

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 1,Match 1- Captain Fantastic & JuJu vs The Don & X
The teams come out together, Extreme says he wants it that way, not only to save time, but build the solidarity needed to function as a unit and win. JuJu & Fantastic seem willing to give their teaming a try, as do Don & X. JuJu even volunteers to start, which is ok by Fantastic. Don & X have a bit of an argument about who will start for their team, and Don says something that seems to offend X. JuJu, tired of waiting, rushes towards them, and X steps out, leaving his partner at the mercy of JuJu. Poor Don gets slaughtered, and when he tries for the tag, X makes him sweat a little, before accepting. As he enters, the recovering Don murmurs some insult, so X turns around and tags him back in! JuJu just laughs, and tags in Fantastic. Captain goes to work on Don, who is in desperate need for a tag. He doesn't get it though, as Fantastic soon gets him up for the Crime Stopper, and hits it! 1-2-3, Fantastic/JuJu advance!
*Winners* Captain Fantastic & JuJu

Post Match: The odd pairing of Fantastic & JuJu nod at each other, as if to congratulate the other for their win. Fantastic even offers his hand, and JuJu shakes it! As the winners leave, The Don recovers, and he is PISSED. He berates X, who he then pushes! X responds by kicking Don in the gut, and hitting the X-Factor! X leaves to the cheers of the crowd. The announcers comment on the fact that the unified team won, and it's important to be unfied if you want to advance in the tourney.

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 1, Match 2- Disco Danny & Crazy Phil vs Boppo The Clown & Petey Pizzazz
Danny & Phil are on good terms, as they high five in the ring as they await their opponents. Petey looks annoyed by Boppo, and when Boppo tries to high five him, he backs away, with a look that says "Please, just stay away!". Danny decides to start for his team, and before the decision can be made for their opponents, Boppo rushes at Danny, pissing Petey off big time. Boppo gets his ass whipped, and Petey is upset by this. When Boppo is whipped off his side of the ropes, Petey tags himself in. Petey and Danny have a good go of it, and eventually, Danny has to tag to Phil, drawing a big pop. Phil actually does well, and Petey tags out to Boppo, who gets rolled up, and nearly pinned! Petey almost had a heart attack there. When he has his chance, Petey tags himself back in, and beats Phil up with an anger we don't usually see from him, then hits the Piece of Pizzazz, and scores the pin. Extreme, Vance, & Dean talk about Petey's anger, an element that has been becoming more apparent lately. They say that it has really woken them up to how real of a title threat Petey really is.
*Winners* Boppo The Clown & Petey Pizzazz

Post Match: Losing team Danny & Phil get up, and shake hands anyways before heading to the back to a big pop. Petey hits his partner Boppo with the Piece of Pizzazz, and leaves him laying there. Extreme, Vance, & Dean then talk about the paradox of this and the first tournament match, as the winners here weren't a great team. Vance suggests Petey was on tonight, which had something to do with it, but the teamwork is still an important factor. Extreme & Dean agree.

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 1, Match 3- Silkky Smooth & Mike Suicide vs The Billion Dollar Man & The Freedom Fighter
Silkky & Mike seem to be on the same page, while BDM walks ahead of Freedom, not even acknowledging him being there. The fans are all over BDM, and chant "You go beat!", referring to his defeat at the hands of Extreme Superstar in an off the charts match at Extrememania. BDM is very upset by this, while Extreme, Vance, & Dean laugh about it from the announce booth. BDM decides to take his anger out on Mike Suicide, who was the opponent closest in proximity to him. Silkky jumps in to help, but being a good partner, Freedom jumps in and fights him back. Before you know it, BDM nails the Billion Dollar Bomb on Mike, and scores the pin before Freedom & Silkky could even be rushed out of the ring.
*Winners* The Billion Dollar Man & The Freedom Fighter

Post Match: BDM taunts Extreme from the ring, and Extreme retaliates by leading the crowd in a "Paula" chant, which if you missed the Road to Extrememania special, is something Extreme used to irk BDM, as his real name is Paul.

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 1, Match 4- Charles Gunn & Rory Rogers vs Jahalaman Jaffe & Repo
The two members of the Good Ol' Boys are obviously willing to work together, and happy to be teaming. Jaffe comes out, and is followed by Repo, who is apparently Extreme Superstar tonight! The fans love it, and the camera shows pans to show Extreme, Vance, & Dean all cracking up. Jaffe doesn't like it, since his ally BDM just lost to Extreme at the PPV, and he himself ended up being beaten up when he tried to help BDM in that match. I'd assume that's why Repo chose to do Extreme, to piss off Jaffe, who almost everyone thinks is a jerk, like the rest of Cash Inc. Gunn & Rory don't waste anytime attacking Jaffe while Repo plays up to the crowd. In a funny moment, Repo, as Extreme saves Jaffe, to which Extreme says that would never happen. Jaffe, seeing Extreme Superstar Repo after he made the save, gets really angry, and he throws a tantrum! As this goes on, Rory recovered, and runs at the team. Repo catches him, and hits the Lights Out! He then goes for the pin, 1-2-3! He got it before Charles could break it! The crowd pops huge, something I never thought I'd hear that after Jaffe (or his team) picked up a win.
*Winners* Jahalaman Jaffe & Repo

Post Match: The losers leave, as does Jaffe, who is really not too happy about what went on, despite winning. Repo then celebrates as Extreme's Music strikes up. Repo then motions Extreme to come to the ring, which the fans want to see. Extreme does, and we see the two mimic each other as the crowd eats it up. The two celebrate as we go off the air.

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