SWF Redemption

We open with a video similar to the ones that have been all over SWF broadcasts, this one beginning with a black screen, and these words in red scrolling up the screen, while a creepy man's voice narrates:

Redemption:
1. The action of redeeming or of being redeemed.

2. A thing that saves someone from error or evil.

3. TONIGHT.

Redemption IS at hand.

A bell then tolls before we go live. The set is basically the same as a typical SWF Main Event set, except the graphics are red, and in gothic text, that say "SWF Redemption". The ring aprons, ropes, turnbuckles, and banners are black, with the red gothic logo on them.

Vance(looking a little disturbed): I tell you Dean, these vignettes that have plagued SWF programming for some time are a little unsettling to say the least. I honestly have no idea what they are about.

Dean(looking similar to Vance): Not only that Vance, but the thought that some unknown individual is pulling the strings here in the SWF since you announced BDM lost his power is equally unnerving. But tonight, it looks like we will find out who that person is, when they face off with BDM for the SWF World title in the main event! The whole show is gonna be stellar, with all these great matches lined up:

Petey Pizzazz defends his U.S. title against the man he stole the title from at Slamboree, The Freedom Fighter, in one of the night's several "Redemption" matches, where champions who lost their titles at Slamboree due to BDM's shenanigans get the chance to "redeem" themselves, and win the gold back! In these Redemption matches, any foul play results in not only the title being stripped from the champion, should they be involved in it, but ANYONE who breaks the rules, whether they are in the match, or come down to help, will be fired on the spot!

In another Redemption Match, The Television champ, The Mercenary defends against Octane!

In a very interesting type of "Redemption" match, the men who BDM helped win the Hardcore title, then let abolish it at Slamboree, Faith & Devotion, will be forced into a 20 man Gauntlet Battle Royal! The last reigning champion, The Reverend has been given the reactivated title, and he and his partner, as well as co-conspirator, Xavier Hawthorne III are going to be pitted against 18 other SWF superstars, including the champion the man Reverend beat for the title, Jack Suicide. In this match, 2 men start, like a Rumble match, and every 90 seconds, the next man enters. It continues until all participants have entered, and the means of elimination is going over the top rope, as in a battle royal, until only 2 men remain, at which time, it will turn into a singles match, the winner being named the champion. Since this is for the Hardcore title, we are told, weapons can be brought down, and used, however, when it turns into a one on one hardcore match, no interference is allowed, anyone who disobeys will be fired as per the Redemption match rules, despite the hardcore stipulation.

In Redemption match for the SWF Tag Team titles, Cash Inc will face The Black Dragons! These two teams have had a heated rivalry, and with the promise of a fair match, we should see who the better team is!

In a Redemption match for the SWF 6 Man titles Yeti, The Don, & Tony Ramon will have to face The Breakfast Club! This should be interesting, as this past week on SWF Main Event, Tony Ramon turned against his Kings of the Street partner following a loss, thus ending their partnership! But they will have to co-exist if they want to remain 6 Man champions!

There will also be another 6 Man encounter, with elimination rules, called the "New Blood 6 Man" match! The 6 newest SWF talents, Lt. Jim Dingle, The Dead, Jules, Alabama Man, Walter, & Buffalo Billy will be put on random drawn teams of 3, with the remaining members of winning team getting a chance to prove themselves in a title match for either the Hardcore, or Television championship!

And of course, in the main event, SWF World champion, The Billion Dollar Man will defend his title vs a mystery person, who we also now know is the new owner of the SWF! Just who could it be? The rumor mill has been churning out some very interesting choices, but all speculation will be put to rest, right here tonight, mere moments from now!

Vance: I'll tell you Dean, whoever it turns out to be, it's already guaranteed to be historic! Without further ado, let's KICK IT OFF!

Redemption Match for the SWF Television title: The Mercenary vs Octane
Octane comes out to a big pop, and he is PISSED. As soon as the bell rings, he KILLS Mercenary, and within about 2 minutes, he nails him with the Empty Tank! The crowd is loving it, and he decides to do it again! Then, he does it a THIRD TIME!!! the crowd is insane for this, but Octane doesn't pin him?! Octane shakes his head no, kicks Mercenary out of the ring, points to the back, and does the belt around the waist motion! He is signaling he wants another title, perhaps, as Vance & Dean think, he wants the WORLD title! The fans seem to understand too, and pop huge, as Octane walks off! The referee has no choice to call for the bell, declaring it a forfeit. But, as Dean says "He proved his point, and made his future title aspirations clear, win or not, he got his redemption!".
*Winner, by Forfeit, and STILL SWF Television Champion* The Mercenary


We head backstage to Angelica, who is next to a bingo tumbler, she draws the teams for the New Blood 6 Man. Jules, Walter, & The Dead will face Alabama Man, Buffalo Billy, & Lt. Jim Dingle! She also says that match is NEXT!

New Blood 6 Man match: Jules, Walter, & The Dead vs Alabama Man, Buffalo Billy, & Lt. Jim Dingle
The Dead starts with AM, and Dead is whooped on pretty good, before he starts that biting stuff again, biting AM's arm, and gets DQed for it! He's gone, and it's now 2 on 3! Walter & Jules seem pissed, and I don't blame them. Dead leaves the ring, sneaks up on Miss Alabama at ringside, and bites her butt! That got a laugh from Vance & Dean, as well as the crowd. The male fans in attendance also popped for that, starting a small chant for Dead after that. Dead the runs off, as Walter steps in to replace him. AM has recovered, but Walter proves the tougher of the two in a fisticuffs brawl. Walter whips AM off the ropes, and plants him with a huge powerslam, goes for the pin, and 1-2-3, he got it! The odds are now even, and Walter tags in Jules, who is pleased with Walter's work, so the two are trying to work together. Buffalo Billy steps in to replace AM, and does his weird dancing instead of fighting, so Jules attacks, and whips the crap put of him. It isn't long when Jules hits the BMF Bomb for the 1-2-3! Dingle is the only man left for his team. As BB leaves, looking as if he actually enjoyed being beaten up, since he's a freak, Dingle, looking a bit worried, steps in. He's on his own vs two very tough men, as the announcers point out, but he makes the best of it, and uses his technical skills to put up a good fight. Jules tags Walter in, and Dingle takes him to town as well, earning his share of supporters in the crowd. These newer guys haven't really had the chance to be labeled heel or face, so this match is very telling. Dead did get a pop for biting Miss Alabama's ass, but the fans still seem to just think he and Buffalo Billy are weird. Jules is pretty badass, and that has him over pretty quick as a face, Walter is just ornery, and hasn't fleshed out his character yet, while Dingle is building a following for his zany antics, and wrestling skills. Anyways, Walter has to fight hard to be able to tag back to Jules, who after another few minutes, puts Dingle away with the BMF Bomb. Jules and Walter now have a chance at some gold!
*Winners* Jules & Walter

Post Match: Jules & Walter celebrate to Jules' theme, then shake hands, happy with how their teaming turned out, and the fans support them. As they celebrate, Dingle gets up, but instead of trying anything, Jules and Walter nod in respect for his efforts, then they shake hands, which the fans, and announcers like. The three chat it up, then Dingle, digging the funkyness of Jules' theme, Jungle Boogie by Kool & The Gang, starts to dance in his comically bad manner. Dingle gets Jules to dance with him, then Walter, who is a bit more rigid in his attempt to dance. Everyone enjoys this nice little scene, then the three leave as we cut backstage.

Backstage, we see a nervous BDM, pacing in the hallways with his Cash Inc buddies, Joe Money & Jahalaman Jaffe. Jaffe & Joe try to ease BDM's tension, but express their nervousness for their tag title match later. BDM says he is waiting for a stagehand he sent out to search the place. The stagehand soon arrives, and BDM asks if he's seen anyone around that stands out, maybe that shouldn't be there, hoping the new owner/his opponent is lurking around. The stagehand says he looked, and asked around, but nothing out of the usual. It is suggested by the stagehand that either the mystery person is right under their noses, or in hiding, ready to unveil themselves when the time comes. None of this eases BDM's tension, and we cut back to the ring.


20 Man Gauntlet, Redemption rules match for SWF Hardcore title
I must note, since it isn't a typical type of a Rumble match, I'll just say who got tossed, not keep track of elimination numbers. Entrant # 1 is Captain Fantastic! Entrant # 2 is Rory Rogers! The two enter, with no weapons, and brawl it out, with Rory's superior brawling skills giving him the edge. Fantastic starts to use his strength to fight back as # 3 enters, Randy Mann! Randy helps Fantastic, and they toss Rory, then start to fight each other, just as # 4 is set to come down, Disco Danny! Danny takes his time, and when he enters, he wisely decides to watch Randy & Fantastic fight. Randy & Fantastic fight near the ropes, trying to toss one another out, while Danny watches, then, it's time for # 5, Tex Gentry! Tex runs in, carrying his guitar, and blasts his Generation Gap enemy, Disco Danny with it! Danny is out after that, so Tex eliminates him! Tex decides to relax, but when Randy has Fantastic almost out, and he himself leaning far over the ropes, Tex sneaks up, and pushes them both out! Tex struts around for a few seconds to the boos of the crowd, then # 6 enters, Ayatollah Sheik, giving us a heel battle. Sheik comes out with his spike in hand, and he has no problem using it, clocking Tex with it right off the bat. He pounds away on Tex with the spike, bloodying him, then tosses him out! Sheik's victory doesn't last, as # 7 soon enters, Silkky Smooth! The fans pop for Silkky, since he's a face, and he is ready to beat Sheik's ass. Silkky blocks a shot from Sheik's spike, and knocks it away from him, then starts pounding him. The tow fight into a corner, then # 8 enters, Jimmy Jam! Jimmy makes an alliance with Silkky, and the two work together, and they beat on sheik, who is really hanging on to prevent getting tossed. They all fight as # 9 enters, Beef Macho! Beef, being an ally of Silkky, as members of Sex Connection, helps Silkky and Jimmy with Sheik. All three men keep trying to toss Sheik, when # 10 enters, Jack Suicide! Jack also aligns with the trio, and the four finally toss Sheik! Now, the allies Silkky & Beef decide to work over the other two, so Jack & Jimmy form their own alliance, and fight back! # 11 is then on his way, Crazy Phil! Phil enters with a steel chair, and waits it out in the corner while the other four fight. Jimmy Jam soon ends up tossed by Beef, and Phil steps in to blast Beef with the chair, and toss him to a huge pop! Jack & Silkky keep fighting it out, and Phil nails Silkky with the chair! Jack now is able to get Silkky over to the corner, and toss him out! Jack decides to align with Phil after his help, then # 12 enters, Mike Suicide! Uh oh. All three stare each other down, and they decided to form a three way alliance! To waste time, the three go out under the bottom rope, and raid under the ring for weapons. Phil grabs a garbage can with a stop sign, the can's lid, and a Singapore cane in it. Mike grabs a table, and Jack grabs a HUGE ladder! They bring it all in the ring, Mike sets the table up near the upper left part of the ring, and Jack props the ladder up against the lower right corner. Phil stands guard with the garbage can, hands Mike the cane, and Jack the chair, then all three gather towards the center of the ring, waiting for the seemingly doomed # 13, which is already a bad omen. And who is # 13? The Reverend! The fans pop huge, knowing he is about to be seriously messed up. Rev appreciated the reaction, until he sees what is waiting in the ring. He cautiously walk to the ring, knowing he is gonna get whooped, but doesn't want to get in! Then, the ref on the outside, tells him, he has to get in! The fans pop huge, Rev enters, and all 3 men swarm him, hitting him with their weapons. Rev was the one who screwed Jack out of the title, and a while back, Rev & Xavier feuded with Phil & The Janitor. As their major beat down occurs, the buzzer goes off for # 14, Xavier Hawthorne! Speak of the devil, there he is, and he is forced in as well, and gets the same treatment as Rev, to the fans delight. Phil beats the crap out of Xavier with the cane, as the can got beaten in on Rev, while the Suicides take ol' Rev for some retribution. Mike slides the table closer to the center of the ring, as Jack sets up the ladder! Phil tosses Xavier to a big pop during this, then goes over to help Mike beat on Rev, then put him on the table, while Jack climbs the ladder! Jack gets all the way up on this 20 foot ladder, then comes off with a Suicide Splash on Rev through the table! SWEET! Mike & Phil help Jack up, and he finishes his redemption by tossing Rev himself! # 15 is already on his way down, X, and he enters, by just attacking all 3 right away. Jack, who is still hurt from his ladder spot, gets dropped easy, and Mike & Phil brawl with X. Those three fight it out, while Jack recovers on the far side of the ring, then # 16 enters, kind of. We hear Enter Sandman by Metallica, and the camera goes out to the crowd, where Repo is up in stands with fans, dressed as ECW's Sandman! He's got him down to a tee, wearing those workout pants, and a t-shirt, as well as mocking Sandman's notoriously long entrances, where he'd play it up in the crowd for like hours before getting in the ring, like Repo is doing. Repo does have a Singapore cane, but instead of beer and a cigarette, he's got Dr. Pepper, and a Twizzler in his mouth! We see a split screen of the long entrance, with the music still playing, and the action in the ring, which has Phil & Mike beating away on X in the corner, while Jack tries to recuperate. Finally though, after Repo's entrance takes the whole time, and he's still milling in the crowd, now on the lowest level, it's time for # 17, Tripp. Tripp runs in, and helps his friend X, jumping Phil, who almost has X out of the ring, and X, Phil, and Tripp fall out of the ring! Repo finally makes it in the ring, and blasts Mike with his cane, then Jack, who had finally recovered enough to fight. Repo poses some more, and wails away on both men, before tossing Mike! The announcers talk up how Repo is channeling Sandman because of his hardcore style, and it seems to be working. Repo works over Jack with the cane, and beats on him, then takes him over to the ropes to try and dump the hurt man out as # 18 enters, Boppo the Clown! Boppo comes to help, but in wanting to win, Repo turns, then blasts Boppo with his nearby cane when he accidentally caught him with an errant running blow. The two men then start pushing each other, Repo kicks Boppo, picks up his cane, and with the crowd's approval he blasts him with it! Repo then tosses Boppo! With Boppo gone, Repo turns back to Jack Suicide, but Jack is there to fight, and knocks the cane away. # 19 enters now, Charles Gunn! Charles comes in, and he boots Repo right out over the top rope! Jack Suicide uses this time to crab the cane, and hit Charles! Jack fends off Charles with the cane, as the final man enters, # 20, The Janitor! Janitor is an experienced hardcore wrestler, and as Vance & Dean point out, one of the best. Janitor has held the Hardcore title 2 times, which is also pointed out. He enters with his mop, and he blasts Charles with it, then Jack uses the cane on him from behind! Jack sneaks up, and tosses Janitor! We now have our singles match!

The Final 2 Men in the Gauntlet SWF Hardcore title match: Jack Suicide vs Charles Gunn
The ref slides in from the outside, and Jack uses his cane to beat a recovering Charles, finishing with a shot to the crotch, then sick shot to the head combo! Jack, worn from taking his share of hard shots, now has Charles down, but he hits Charles a few more times to make sure he stays down, sets up the ladder, the climbs it! He crawls up, and comes off with the Suicide Splash onto Charles! He just lays there, tired, half his body on Charles for the pin, the ref counts, 1....2....3! Jack wins! He has regained his title!
*Winner, and NEW SWF Hardcore Champion* Jack Suicide

We head backstage, where we see Jim Dingle, a crew member hands him a note, like one he got a few weeks back. This one says "I hope you haven't forgotten me, I have been preparing my plans. We'll meet soon, if we haven't already!". Dingle looks creeped out, then ponders if it's just some "Hot, sexy, lady fan" out for some "Vitamin D".

Redemption Match for the SWF Tag Team titles: Cash Inc vs The Black Dragons
The Dragons are FIRED UP, and they dominate Cash Inc, knocking Joe out of the ring, after a wild 4 man brawl that the ref let go for several minutes! The Dragons then beat on Jaffe before nailing him with the Dragon Attack! Quow goes for the pin, as Shadow jumps out over the top onto Joe to prevent him from coming in! The ref counts, 1-2-3! It's over, within about 6 minutes, The Dragons have done it for the 3rd time!
*Winners, and NEW SWF Tag Team Champions* The Black Dragons


Redemption Match for the SWF 6 Man titles: Yeti/Don/Tony vs The Breakfast Club
The Don & Tony end up brawling in the aisle, and Yeti is forced to got out alone, where he is tripled teamed. The Breakfast Club beats on Yeti, he then fights them off, but when he sees his partners still fighting in the aisle, he decides it isn't worth it, and walks off to the back! The announcers don't blame him either, then say Yeti must be cursed, he was 6 Man champ with Petey & Octane before, and that team fell apart too. With Yeti gone, TBC all run out to Don & Tony, where Tony actually tosses them Don! TBC thank him, and Tony nods as if to say "Sure, no problem"! Tony then walks off, leaving Don left to fight TBC alone! Poor Don is already beaten, so TBC take him into the ring, and The Jock pins him for the 1-2-3! New champs, yet again! Vance & Dean comment on Redemption really being dished out tonight.
*Winners, and NEW SWF 6 Man Champions* The Breakfast Club


Redemption Match for the SWF United States title: Petey Pizzazz vs The Freedom Fighter
This match sees Petey put up quite the effort, but Freedom is too motivated, and too strong. He hits the Star Spangled Slam about 10 minutes in, and scores the 1-2-3! Redemption has been served once more!
*Winner, and NEW SWF United States Champion* The Freedom Fighter


SWF World title match: The Billion Dollar Man vs ???
BDM makes his way down, looking uncharacteristically worried, probably having to do with having no idea who he's facing. BDM forgoes taunting the crowd, removes his entrance gear, surrenders his belt, and stares towards the aisle, when....the lights begin to flicker! Bright, flashing white light fills the arena, and a deep, scary man's voice comes across the speakers, saying this: "The days have been filled with fear, and the nights, with chaos. The time has come for that to end.....now is ....THE RECKONING!" (loud thunder is heard, followed by the tolling of a bell). BDM stands in awe, and the crowd has gone silent, nobody has any idea what is going on. The lights cease flickering, going out completely, and the big screen lights up, with the words "Redemption is NOW" in bright red letters. A bell begins to continuously toll, as the message on the screen turns into footage of backstage, where we first see the beaten body of Jahalaman Jaffe, laying face down, then the camera continues the pan, so we see another body directly above Jaffe's, being Joe Money, then, the camera scrolls further, and we see it's whole PATH of bodies, The Mercenary, Petey Pizzazz, The Reverand, Xavier Hawthorne III, Yeti, The Don, & Tony Ramon (that's BDM's whole entourage!), all lined up, leading to the entrance. We hear boots clacking in the distance, and the camera catches a dark figure, with a long black leather trenchcoat, storming their way to the entrance. We don't get to see this figure too much, as we cut immediately back to the ring ,where it remains dark, with only the screen producing light, and the transfixed crowd, as well as BDM look on, then, the screen shuts off, leaving the arena in total darkness, and the bell stops tolling. A deep bass sound cuts through the air, like the sound used in horror movies, with the light returning, only this time, it's red. Almost as soon as the red light comes on, huge flames engulf the entrance, with bolts of what appears to be red lightning crashing in at the entry way from the sky. When the bolts of lightening stop coming in, the flames rise even higher, then just go out, along with the lights again. We begin to hear music at this point, Ozzy Osbourne's No More Tears, starting at the bridge(after the speaking part). As the music plays, the screen kicks on. It says, "The clues were there all along", then the name and address on the P.O. Box appear. The address vanishes, leaving just the name, Turner Harper Tuessest, which scrambles up, and rearranges, spelling out "The Superstar Returns"! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXTREME IS BACK?!!!!! The arena goes APESHIT, as the awesome guitar solo kicks in on No More Tears, the announcers go crazy, BDM looks like he wants to pass out, and we see a silhouette of a man on the screen, walking out of a bright light, and everything goes dark. After the awesome guitar solo concludes, the light finally snaps back on, the music stops instantly, and, behind BDM, stands....EXTREME SUPERSTAR! HOLY SHIT! IT'S HIM! HE'S IS BACK! The crowd proceeds to crap it pants (so do the announcers), giving him the LOUDEST ovation in SWF history, and when BDM sees Extreme in the ring with him, he's absolutely friggin' TERRIFIED! Extreme looks quite different, he appears in great shape too, having put on some muscle, he has continued to let hair grow out long, got a dark, five o'clock shadow thing going on, he's adorned in all black, with a long leather trenchcoat, black sunglasses, and Good lord, is he SUPER, ULTRA, GIGANTIC, MEGA, HOGAN-LEVEL, PISSED THE HELL OFF! Extreme violently rips the sunglasses off, then stands staring a hole right through BDM, before just whipping the living bejesus out of him, pillar to post, 600 ways from Sunday, and back, then sends him into the ropes, and when he comes off, Extreme nails him with an ELEVATED, JUMPING, LIGHTS OUT! Woah, that was SWEET, BDM practically went through the ring! Extreme simply kicks BDM onto his back, places a boot on him for the cover, and the ref flies into the ring for the three count! Extreme has won the title! The crowd LOSES IT when the ref counts 3.
*Winner, NEW SWF World Champion, and BACK FROM THE MOTHER FUCKIN' DEAD* Extreme Superstar!!!

Post Match: The ref hands Extreme the title, and he celebrates with it, as the fans go NUTS. Extreme steps large around the ring, super amped up, and tells us that he is back, while Vance & Dean go into seizures, so happy Extreme has returned. What an AWESOME ending to a fantastic show.

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