SWF Main Event 7/10/04
We open the show with The Billion Dollar Man making his way to the ring. He looks quite happy, and is set to address the crowd:
BDM: Hello everyone! (BIG boos) I hope you all had a fun holiday, I know I did. But, back to business, welcome to SWF Main Event. Tonight will be a big, important show, as it is a special "Team Matches Only" night, with the reigning SWF champs facing top competition in team matches, as not to change the title picture for a very important reason. That is reason is because I have already made plans for the next SWF PPV, so I want the champs to wrestle tonight, but not jeopardize any title changes that will ruin the big matches I have planned. I am not fully done with the card, but I WILL have it all worked out next week, so I'll announce the lineup right here next week, at the very top of the broadcast. But now, onto tonight, here are the matches you will see.
BDM announces the following:
"Non-champions attraction" Tag match: Octane & Freedom Fighter vs Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn (has anyone else noticed how Octane is kept out of the mix, despite being undefeated cleanly, and way over with the fans. It's as if BDM is threatened by him perhaps?)
Elimination 6 Man Tag: Faith & Devotion, Ayatollah Sheik vs Black Dragons & Randy Mann
8 Man Tag Match: Yeti, Tex Gentry, & Kings of the Street vs Captain Fantastic & The Breakfast Club (guys only of course)
Main Event: Elimination 10 Man Tag: Cash Inc, The Mercenary, & Petey Pizzazz vs The Suicide Brothers, Crazy Phil, The Janitor & Silkky Smooth
BDM then wraps things up, and announces the start of the first match as he leaves the ring. By the way, Angelica & Dean are announcing still.
"Non-champions attraction" Tag match: Octane & The Freedom Fighter vs Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn
Octane & Charles start, and Octane dominates, then goes to finish off Charles with the Empty Tank, but he slips away to tag out. Rory cautiously comes in, but he too is destroyed. Octane gets him up, plants him with the Empty Tank, then tags out to Freedom instead of going for the pin! Freedom scrapes Rory off the mat, and hits the Star Spangled Slam! 1-2-3, it's over! Dean & Angelica mention how Octane & Freedom sent a message tonight, clearly showing BDM that they deserve rematches for the titles they were screwed out of (they didn't say that exactly, but implied it).
*Winners* Octane & The Freedom Fighter
Elimination 6 Man Tag: Faith & Devotion, Ayatollah Sheik vs Black Dragons & Randy Mann
Sheik starts off with Randy, and Randy really brings it. But after a bit of punishment, Sheik pulls out his dreaded spike, and discreetly bops Randy with it! He goes for the pin 1-2-3! Randy is eliminated! Randy, still groggy, but pissed, decides to not take the unfair loss gracefully, and runs back to the ring as an official helped him to the back! He tackles Sheik, sending him down, climbs the top rope, and nails him with the Body Shot! The fans love this, and officials have to drag Randy out, but the damage is done. Quow Ling rushes in, covers the downed Sheik, 1-2-3! Sheik is gone too! Reverend rushes right in after the pin to roll up Quow, 1-2-NO! Quow kicked out! The match slows down a bit, as Reverend puts the pressure on Quow, until Quow makes the comeback, then wisely tags instead of risking it any further. Shadow comes in, and takes down Reverend, but he manages to tag out. Xavier comes in, and takes control briefly, but then, Shadow unleashes some martial arts kicks on him, dropping him to his knees! That puts him in position for the Flying Wizard, so Shadow steps back, runs it, and SMACK! Lands the kick right up side his head! He covers, 1-2-3, Xavier is gone! Shadow tags to Quow, and now Rev is forced to enter, having nobody left to help! Rev gives it a go, but Quow turns it up, and ends up catching him with the Death Kick out of nowhere! Quow pins him, 1-2-3, it's all over! Dean & Angelica make not of how all the people who lost to BDM's allies are angry, and seem determined to regain the gold they lost.
*Winners* The Black Dragons & Randy Mann
We head backstage, where we see all 3 members of Cash Inc, and they seem upset at how the opposition is really on their game tonight. Then, talk turns to those odd "SOON" promos that have been airing after every show. Jahalaman Jaffe suggests it might have to do with that new "creepy guy" Buffalo Billy, who's promos never give any info on him. BDM puts that to rest, saying he thought that, but he looked into it, and reveals Buffalo Billy will debut next week, and has nothing to do with those promos. Joe Money looks concerned, then speaks up, saying that rumors are flying about the SWF being sold, the sale had been finalized, and that the promos are being made by none other than the new owner. BDM looks less than sure, but states those are just rumors. Jaffe says Vance McMillian, the chairman of the company, was at the SWF offices, reportedly working on the paperwork for the new ownership. BDM asks the source, and Jaffe says he saw him there before the show when he went to see if BDM wanted to go to lunch. BDM says he was out at the time, and demands to know all he knows on this. Jaffe says he talked with the front desk lady, and she told him that he had a right to be there, despite losing his announcer job, since he's chairman, a position BDM's booking powers can't fire him from, since he only has the ability to run the tv programming. Jaffe says the woman informed him that Vance was busy with a very important deal, and that was all she knows. BDM is furious at first, and then he smiles, saying if he had any real power, he'd have already returned to oust him from his booking position. Joe interjects, using his business knowledge to explain that logic is flawed. He says Extreme Superstar is gone, but as of the current time (to their knowledge), he still owns the company, so all the same rules apply, including the gaffe that allowed BDM to take power, unless he changes anything, which he hasn't due to basically walking away, since the owner is the sole person who can fix such a problem. BUT, if the rumors are true, and the company is being sold, the new owner, obviously wanting to be fully in charge, can do whatever he wants, including correcting the SWF rule book error, ousting BDM from power! BDM looks upset by this, then changes to subject, saying they need to prepare for their match later on.
We then cut to Lt. Dingle, who is backstage, visiting people, when a staff member hands him a note, said to have been delivered earlier. It's written in scribbled red, blood looking lettering. He read it, and it says "Hello policeman, we are gonna have some fun. Can't wait for the games to begin". Dingle looks worried, then comments by saying "I hope this isn't that bastard who keeps stealing my jock straps".
8 Man Tag Match: Yeti, Tex Gentry, & Kings of the Street vs Captain Fantastic & The Breakfast Club
Yeti starts with Fantastic, and Fantastic takes the fight right to him. This causes Yeti to tag Tex, who uses his speed to turn the tide, and Fantastic tags in The Burnout. The Burnout does much better with Tex, since he's more his size, but after a bit, he decides to tag The Nerd, to really match speed with Tex. Tex doesn't want to really get into it, so after taking some good offense, he tags in big Tony Ramon! Tony slaughters Nerd, forcing him to tag The Jock, who's power evens the score. As this goes on, Breakfast Club enemy, The Principal runs down to try and distract the team, but The Rich Girl & The Freak, who are at ringside as managers, jump him, and send him heading for the hills! Those kittens have claws! Back in the ring, Jock takes it to Tony, forcing him to tag the only fresh man left, The Don. In keeping with his rep of losing pretty much every single match, Don gets BLASTED with a jumping DDT, and Jock pins him, 1-2-3, it's over!
*Winners* Captain Fantastic & The Breakfast Club
Post Match: The winners celebrate on their way to the back, then Yeti & Tex leave, upset after the loss (in Yeti's case, I'd assume, the mask covers up all his emotions), and Tony looks upset too, but hesitates to leave his partner, The Don, who is still out of it on the canvas. Tony looks at his partner, then walks off angry! There is dissension between Kings of the Street! As The Don is left laying there, and an official tries to help him up, a weird man with long stringy light brown (?) hair that seems to be covered in white powder, dressed in tattered clothes, and made up like he was monster in the Thriller video runs to the ring! The man shoves the ref away, and he BITES The Don's arm! The Don rolls around in pain, and more officials storm to the ring, and drag the bizarre man off! What in the world was that!
We head up to Dean & Angelica, who inform us, and the crowd that the man we've just seen is the newest addition to the SWF roster, The Dead. Then, they begrudgedly hype next week's show, obviously under the the influence of BDM, as they pimp how great it will be, since BDM is announcing the plans for the next SWF PPV. They also talk up the debut of Buffalo Billy, and maybe further clues into the mysterious "SOON" promos, also possibly more info on the odd letter Dingle got earlier in the show. Then, they pimp the main event, which is next, doing so apparently by reading cue cards BDM is forcing them to read.
Main Event: Elimination 10 Man Tag: Cash Inc, The Mercenary, & Petey Pizzazz vs The Suicide Brothers, Crazy Phil, The Janitor & Silkky Smooth
BDM & Jack Suicide start, and BDM is overwhelmed at first by the high flying style of Jack, but once he catches him after a failed cross body, and taking him down with a powerslam, he has things well in hand. BDM decides to tag Mercenary, who really clobbers Jack, then hits the Mercy Kill! 1-2-3, Jack is eliminated! Mike runs in to take his place, and Merc destroys him, before tagging to Jahalaman Jaffe. Jaffe beats on Mike a bit more, but he slips away to tag in Silkky! Silkky really pours it on, causing Jaffe to have to tag Joe Money in, which doesn't really help much. Joe takes a good whoopin', then is planted with the Silkky Slam! 1-2-3, Joe is gone! Petey Pizzazz sneaks in, and when Silkky turns to see him, WHAM! Piece of Pizzazz! 1-2-3, Silkky is gone now too, it's 4 on 3! Petey, too busy gloating, fails to see Janitor charge in to replace Silkky! He takes down Petey with a running tackle, and fires away on him to the fans delight! Janitor really whomps on Petey, but Petey somehow manages to escape to the corner to tag in BDM. BDM comes in, only to be beat on by a riled Janitor. The Janitor has things well in hand, and he sets up BDM for the Clean Sweep! The fans are really going nuts for this, but BDM ends up slipping behind Janitor for the Billion Dollar Dream! BDM has Janitor locked in the hold, but Crazy Phil runs in, and attacks BDM from behind, causing him to release the hold! The ref tries to maintain control, as The Mercenary, Petey, & Jaffe enter to try and attack Phil, then Mike enters to fight them off, it's all broken loose now! As the ref fights to get everyone out of the ring, BDM boots Janitor, and hits the Billion Dollar Bomb! When everyone is out of the ring, BDM is there with Janitor in the pin, 1-2-3, Janitor is gone! It's 4 on 2! Mike runs in to replace Janitor as BDM tags to Jaffe. Mike is on fire, and after a bit of traded punches, he hits the Suicidal Twist out of nowhere to a huge pop! 1-2-3, Jaffe is gone! The Mercenary comes in next, and he's pissed! He storms after Mike, but he ducks, and Merc runs right into the far ropes, where Phil clocks him with a haymaker! Mike rolls him up, 1-2-3, Merc is now eliminated! Mike turns around, and Petey is there to meet him with the Piece of Pizzazz! 1-2-3, Mike is gone to mega boos! It's 2 on 1 now, with only Crazy Phil left! Phil enters the ring, as the fans chant his name, giving him the surge of adrenaline he needs, allowing him to spear Petey! Phil starts clobbering Petey as the fans go wild, then drills him with a DDT! He goes for the pin, 1......2......NO! Petey just barely kicked out! Petey struggles to his feet, and Phil meets him with a boot, then hooks him in for the Crazy Crusher! He hit it! He goes for the pin, 1........2........3! He got him! The fans are loving it, and it's now down to Phil and the SWF World champ, BDM. BDM is rocked by some major shots as he enters, with the fans, and Dean & Angelica getting excited too, hoping to see Phil finally knock BDM off his high horse for being a jerk in general, and the constant abuse of Phil himself. BDM makes him comeback, then goes for the Billion Dollar Dream, but Phil fights it! He grabs his arms, and gets him into position for the Crazy Crusher! But no! BDM fights him away, and spins him around, then sets him up for the Billion Dollar Bomb! He got it! 1.............2.....................3. BDM won! The fans boos loudly, as BDM smiles, and says "Don't cross the boss!".
*Winners* Cash Inc, The Mercenary, & Petey Pizzazz
Post Match: The other members of the winning team return to celebrate, as fans boo, and hurl garbage at them. BDM's music is cut off, when the big screen turns on, and we see one of those "SOON" promos! This one says: "The balance of power has shifted. Prepare for change, SOON." The fans, BDM & his buddies, Dean & Angelica are all dumfounded, and awed, as we go off the air.
END OF SHOW
