SWF Main Event 2/28/04
SWF Main Event 2/28/04

Vance: Welcome to SWF Main Event! Last week's show was quite eventful one, with 3 matches for Extrememania being made official! First, Since The Billion Dollar Man was successful at No Escape, Extreme confirmed that their SWF World title match for the big event, was indeed, going to take place! The second was The Freedom Fighter revealing he was granted a shot at Ayatollah Sheik, and the United States title, in a Flag Match! And, to close out the show, The Black Dragons made their return, winning the right to face Cash Inc for the tag team gold! How will those Extrememania matches figure in to tonight's show? We'll soon find out!

Dean: I'll tell you Vance, it already appears that those match have ALREADY figured in, just listen to these matches:

In the Main Event, The Black Dragons will team with The Freedom Fighter vs Cash Inc's Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money, & Ayatollah Sheik!

The SWF Hardcore Title will also be on the line as JuJu defends against Beef Macho!

SWF Television Champion Petey Pizzazz will defend against Randy Mann!

And, Crazy Phil, The Janitor, & Octane will take on the team of Faith & Devotion, & The Mercenary!

Vance: With all that action, let's KICK IT OFF!

Crazy Phil, The Janitor & Octane vs Faith & Devotion, & The Mercenary
Phil and Janitor rush F&D right away, while Octane scores with a running big boot on Mercenary. Octane then administers the Empty Tank to Mercenary, before coming to the aid of his partners, who have things well in hand. Phil shoves Xavier over to Octane, who proceeds to plant him with the Empty Tank! Janitor follows suit, sending Reverend to Octane, who gives Rev the Empty Tank. With all the opposition laid out, Octane exits the ring , followed by Janitor, allowing Crazy Phil to take his pick, and pin any of his three opponents! Phil covers the nearby Xavier, 1-2-3! Phil wins again!
*Winners* Crazy Phil, The Janitor, & Octane

Post Match: The Janitor & Phil stop Octane, who had begun to leave before the pin had even took place. The two get him to stop, and extend their hands in friendship! Octane, without losing his stone-faced expression, quickly shakes their hands, and nods, before continuing on his way to the back! The crowd cheered the action, and we finally saw some discernable personality out of Octane.

Backstage, we see the Suicide Brothers, who are talking about losing at No Escape, then the tag title shot last week. They express their disappointment, to which Jack proclaims the duo need to "Shake things up, make some sort of impact". Mike responds by saying that he knows his brother too well, and whatever he plans on doing , is probably not something that he'd want to be involved in. Jack then responds by saying that tonight, he'll live up to his motto, by taking everything "To the limit"!

SWF Hardcore Title Match- JuJu vs Beef Macho
Beef does quite well in the early goings, but JuJu soon takes control, after a hard clothesline. Beef, not to be denied, fires right back, and the two fight to the floor. Beef manages to grab a garbage can lid, but when he goes to use it, JuJu kicks it back in his face! JuJu then rolls him back inside, plants him with the JuJu Driver, and picks up the win.
*Winner, and STILL SWF Hardcore Champion* JuJu

BUT WAIT! Jack Suicide has rushed the ring , attacking JuJu with a steel chair! As per SWF Hardcore rules, the champion has not left the ring yet, and a referee is present, so this is a title match!

SWF Hardcore Title Match- JuJu vs Jack Suicide
Jack really walloped JuJu, sending him to the canvas upon impact, but Jack decides to hit the downed man a few more times before abandoning the chair, and climbing to the top rope! Jack comes off the top with the Suicide Splash! He goes for the cover, 1-2-3! Jack wins! New champ!
*Winner, and NEW SWF Hardcore Champion* Jack Suicide

Post Match: Jack grabs his newly won title, and makes off through the crowd.

We go backstage, where Petey Pizzazz, getting ready to make his way to the ring for his TV title defense, is met by Extreme Superstar. Extreme then begins to talk about what a big show Extrememania will be, so he intends on delivering the sorts of things that fans really want to see, to which Petey responds by saying "What's this got to do with me?". Extreme laughs, then informs Petey that one of those things the fans have been clamoring for is Octane to get his hands on Petey, and get retribution for screwing him over. Petey begins to look scared, knowing where Extreme is going with this. Extreme then announces Petey Pizzazz vs Octane for Extrememania! The fans cheer, and Extreme adds that, the match could very well be for the TV title, but if not, the match will happen regardless. And, Extreme casually mentions that it's gonna be a Last Man Standing Match!

SWF Television Title Match- Petey Pizzazz vs Randy Mann
Petey, having just heard about what he has to look forward to at Extrememania, seems pretty distracted, and upset. This allows Randy to dominate early, but soon, Petey fights back, and he begins to really hammer on Randy, taking all his aggression out on him. Petey is uncharacteristically violent here, just slamming Randy around, screaming at him, before hitting the Piece of Pizzazz. Petey refuses to go for a pin, as he decides to deliver ANOTHER Piece of Pizzazz, then finally goes for the cover, and the 1-2-3.
*Winner, and STILL SWF Televison Champion* Petey Pizzazz

Back at the announce booth, Vance and Dean hype Extrememania, then announce that on March 13, SWF Main Event will not take place, since the SWF stars will be busy touring the continent to promote Extrememania, then have to return in time for SWF Fan Fair. On March 20, the SWF will broadcast a special, live from SWF Fan Fair, entitled "The Road to Extrememania", where the participants will be on hand to discuss their matches, and the participants of the Extrememania Main Event will be face to face for a LIVE press conference!

Main Event: The Black Dragons, & The Freedom Fighter vs Cash Inc, & Ayatollah Sheik
As all 6 enter, Freedom charges Sheik, and those two brawl to the floor, while Cash Inc & the Dragons fight in the ring. On the outside, Sheik has pulled his infamous spike out, and has blasted Freedom with it, busting him open! Sheik then decides to toss the bloody man into the steel steps! Meanwhile, the Dragons fight Cash Inc off long enough for them to launch themselves out, and onto Sheik! Cash Inc then follow the action to the floor, where a real Pier 6er breaks out! All the combatants continue to fire away, and things get so bad, the referee has called for the bell, tossing the match out!
*Double DQ*

Post Match: SWF Security are dispatched, and they pull apart the enemies as we fade out.

END OF SHOW