SWF Main Event 2/7/04
SWF Main Event 2/7/04

Vance: Welcome to SWF Main Event, tonight looks to be a huge night, with quite possibly the BIGGEST main event match in this show's history! Dean, tell the good folks what we've got lined up!

Dean: Certainly Vance. This addition, just ONE WEEK away from No Escape looks to be off the charts with the following five matches:

Kings of the Street will take on Crazy Phil & The Janitor, with Phil & The Janitor's PPV title shot on the line!

JuJu & Petey Pizzazz will take on the Unlikely team of Boppo The Clown & The Mercenary!

Octane will face Captain Fantastic, which is said to have the winner in title contention once again!

Silkky Smooth will face Xavier Hawthorne III!

And, in our big main event, all 3 members of Cash Inc will face The Suicide Brothers, & a Mystery Partner! Who will the Suicides choose? If any of the several names that have been brought up in the rumor mill are their choice, it's gonna be one for the books!

Vance: Let's KICK IT OFF!

Silkky Smooth vs Xavier Hawthorne III
Silkky looks pumped tonight, and he dominates, until Ayatollah Sheik wanders to ringside, which provides enough of a distraction for Xavier to take control. Silkky finally manages to rally, and it isn't long before he hits the Silkky Slam, which, immediately after, Sheik jumps on the apron to cause another distraction. His plan backfires, as Silkky sends him flying off the apron with one good shot, and quickly goes for the successful pin attempt!
*Winner* Silkky Smooth

Post Match: Sheik recovers, and interrupts any sort of victory celebration, and he and Silkky fight to the back. I'm glad these two will get to settle their issues at No Escape!

Backstage, Generation Gap go to Extreme's office, upset that Tex cheated to beat Danny last week, earning the Good Ol' Boys a 6 Man title shot for No Escape. Extreme says he's sorry, but the referee's decision is final, so he can't change the decision, but he lets Generation Gap put any stipulation on the title match they wish. After a brief discussion, they decide on a steel cage match!

Octane vs Captain Fantastic
Octane starts fast and furious, but after quite a beating , Fantastic scores with a clothesline to take control. Fantastic shows some great power, executing suplexes and slams on his significantly larger opponent. Octane refuses to stay down, and when Fantastic tries to get him up for the Crime Stopper, he jumps down, and nails a DDT! Octane, in a horribly foul mood, lifts Fantastic back up, whips him into the ropes, and runs full tilt at him for a vicious avalanche splash! He's not done yet though, he picks up Fantastic once more, this time, kneeing him hard several times, before lifting him up for the Empty Tank, which he basically THROWS Fantastic straight up, and lets him fall to the mat, instead of pulling him back down to the canvas as per normal. That was BRUTAL. Octane covers Fantastic and gets the academic pin, and walks off almost as soon as the three count is finished. I would so hate to be whoever his next opponent is, he's just beyond pissed after losing to Petey.
*Winner* Octane

Backstage, The Janitor and Phil are shown talking. A very emotional Phil expresses his concern about losing their title shot, as he will have the chance to prove that he isn't a loser with the title match, and winning the tag belts would go a long way in rebuilding his life, as being tag champs would give him enough money to buy a nice home, and maybe mend fences with his estranged family, by proving that he's changed for the better. Phil also says how he's dreamed of one day winning a championship belt, and that he'd like nothing better than to beat Cash Inc, who've taunted him since day one. The Janitor, touched by Phil's sentiments, vows that he will fight to the very end to ensure Phil has his chance to show the world what kind of man he really is, a good one.

Kings of the Street vs Crazy Phil & The Janitor- Winners Face Cash Inc for the tag belts at No Escape
All four men start slugging it out as soon as they get into the ring , before Phil & The Don are left as the legal men. Phil seems really motivated, as he actually gets the better of Don, drawing a huge pop, and forcing him to tag Tony. Tony is met with some spirited punches, but soon takes control. Phil bows out soon after, and Janitor, honoring his promise, unloads on Tony, to the delight of the crowd. Tony has no choice but to tag Don back in, and The Janitor continues kickin' some major league ass. Soon however, Don cheats by using a low blow, and Janitor is left in deep trouble, because Don hammers away on him. The fans rally behind the Janitor, and a worried Phil looks on, reaching for the tag. Finally, The Janitor breaks loose, and tags Phil, who fights like a man possessed, and dismantles Don, before hitting the Crazy Crusher! The crowd just about lost it, and he quickly goes for the pin, as Tony rushes in to stop it, but Janitor recovers enough to cut him off! 1-2-3! Phil just won the match! The crowd goes APESHIT as Phil and Janitor celebrate. This marks the first time Phil has ever actually beaten anyone, but he has won one time, but was not involved in the decision.
*Winners* Crazy Phil & The Janitor

Post Match: Phil gets teary eyed as the crowd chants for him, and he goes up to Janitor, and says "Thank you", and extends his hand, to which Janitor brushes away and embraces him! The crowd continues to pop huge as they leave.

JuJu & Petey Pizzazz vs Boppo The Clown & The Mercenary
Boppo & Petey start, but when Petey dominates, Boppo quickly tags Mercenary, Petey's No Escape opponent, and judging by his actions, a man he wants nothing to do with, so he tag JuJu. JuJu and Mercenary go back and forth, evenly, but after a few minutes, Octane, in search of Petey slides right into the ring , and makes his way over to Petey's corner, but Petey is long gone by that point, running off through the crowd. The referee makes the mistake of trying to tell Octane to leave, and he gets the Empty Tank! JuJu and Mercenary decide to call it a night, stop fighting , and along with Boppo, run to the back. Octane stands in the middle of the ring , angry that Petey got away, then decides to leave, but isn't happy he couldn't get to his nemesis.
*No Contest*

We head to the back, where we see Cash Inc, and they sit confident, talking about how they know who the mystery partner is, and that "He won't be a problem".

Main Event: Cash Inc vs The Suicide Brothers & ???
Cash Inc make their way down, in high spirits, and the Suicides run down before their intro, without their third man, the mystery partner. All five go at it mid ring , but the Suicides are soon beaten down, and the three Cash Inc members stomp them into the mat. The Suicides are in desperate need of whoever their third man is, and soon EXTREME SUPERSTAR'S MUSIC HITS! EXTREME MUST BE THE MYSTERY PARTNER! The crowd explodes as the man himself walks with a purpose to the ring , clutching a steel chair. Cash Inc suddenly stop beating their opponents, seemingly shocked that Extreme was the third man. BDM and company argue, and we hear them yell about Extreme was certainly not who they expected as the mystery man, which allows Mike and Jack to attack from behind, as Extreme rushes as fast as he can the rest of the way to the ring. Extreme starts swinging the chair, and all three Cash Inc members roll out of the ring. Extreme then turns around and HITS JACK WITH THE CHAIR?! Extreme then blasts Mike, and Cash Inc smile, and Extreme smiles back?! The crowd is IRATE. Extreme kicks the two brothers out of the ring , and Cash Inc reenter, and they HUG Extreme! Extreme has aligned with Cash Inc! The victorious four men strut around, and BDM grabs a mic, then begins to address the crowd, who are hurling anything not nailed down at this new alliance.

BDM(all smiles and laughing): You people are SO gullible! How could you possibly believe that Extreme would risk his whole company to get rid of me! Sure, we've had our differences, but all it took to resolve that was a truce. Extreme, why don't you tell the people how this alliance, the NEW Cash Inc came to be?

(Extreme is handed the mic)

Extreme(grinning from ear to ear): Well, it was true, I did have a problem with BDM here in the beginning , and, yes, the whole Julio Maniaco thing was indeed a way to try and secretly take him out. But, after I won the Rumble, something that shocked even me, BDM showed up at my dressing room, and wanted to have a sit-down, which was after the whole Extrememania contract signing thing actually. So, I explained my problems with how he was doing business, and he explained that he was only doing it as a way to raise the ire of the fans, because we all know, a cheating heel is a surefire way to draw money. I understood, and even commended him for trying to shake things up, for the sake of the business, to which he pitched the idea that we join forces, a move that would certainly draw attention to the SWF, and be beneficial to Cash Inc. I was leery at first, but he then payed me a whole hell of a lot of money, that will go a long way in creating a better product for you all, so I agreed. Oh, yeah, one more thing , in case you were still wondering how this new alliance effects the Extrememania match, it's off! (the crowd boos heavily) And, as the special guest referee for No Escape, I can make sure that The Billion Dollar Man will walk out the SWF World champion! (the crowd boos loudly)

(BDM takes the mic, but is cut off, when the Suicides rush back into the ring , and attack the nearby Jaffe & Joe, while Extreme & BDM rush towards the aisle, and Mike picks up the microphone)

Mike(angry): Hey Extreme, you coward, why don't you want to fight now? C'mon! I guess you prefer to attack from behind huh?

Extreme and BDM are seen, and the camera picks up them shouting things at the Suicides, then the two opt to go back and fight, but when BDM begins to walk to the ring , Extreme spins him back around, and NAILS HIM WITH THE LIGHTS OUT! The crowd seems confused as to what is going on. The Suicides are then shown, cheering , and Extreme gives them a thumbs up! Extreme walks back to the ring , and shakes hands with the Suicides before taking the mic.

Extreme(to the Suicides): Sorry about the hard chair shots, but it had to be done to make our plan work, right? (The brothers agree and says it was ok) Well, well, well, how does it feel to be played BDM? You see fans, while BDM DID try and call a truce after we signed the contract for Extrememania, I didn't actually buy into what he was saying , I was only going along with it, so he could see what it's like to be screwed over! (the fans cheer, realizing that Extreme is true-blue after all) Sure, the Extrememania match might be off, but only because at No Escape, and with me as the referee, The Billion Dollar Man will be forced to defend his title, fair and square! (the crowd cheers again, and we pan to a dazed, but alert, and angry BDM)

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