SWF Main Event 11/29/03
SWF MAIN EVENT 11/29/03

Vance: Welcome to SWF Main Event! Tonight promises to be a HUGE night of action!

Dean: Your not kidding Vance, just look at what's on tap:

Julio Maniaco Debuts vs X!

Octane vs The Great JuJu!

Tex Gentry Debuts vs Tripp!

A Hardcore Tag Match pitting Crazy Phil & The Janitor vs Faith & Devotion!

Jack Suicide/Black Dragons vs Cash Inc. & The Mercenary!

Extreme Superstar is set to make a huge announcement on Petey's Parlor!

And, in the Main Event: The young Mike Suicide gets a World Title shot vs The Billion Dollar Man!

Vance: With all that lined up, we better get started!

Julio Maniaco vs X
Julio is dressed in some sort of outrageously bright clothes, which cover him from head to toe, his mask being a colorful lucha libre style one with a black netted face and neon strands coming from off the top, almost like hair. His demeanor doesn't match his look however, he moves in a slow, meticulous manner, before suddenly rushing his opponent, leveling X with a beautiful flying forearm. Julio decides to stalk rather than capitalize on his downed prey, he waits for him to recover, then runs at X from behind, flipping over him for a neckbreaker of sorts. With X down, Julio ascends the top rope, and comes off from a good distance with a flying headbutt. Instead of going for the pin, Julio lifts the dazed X up, and hits the stunning Mexican Conquest for the pin. That was a deeply impressive debut by the mystery man, showing why he is so acclaimed.
*Winner* Julio Maniaco

Backstage, Petey Pizzazz is seen asking around for The Great JuJu. He finally finds him, and pulls him aside, and the two go talk in private in the dressing room. What was that about?

Octane vs The Great JuJu
JuJu starts off, a little more aggressive than usual, and his blows actually seem to be rocking the big man. Petey Pizzazz soon saunters down the aisle, and stands at ringside, cheering on JuJu. Octane sees Petey, which enrages him, and he begins to fight back, leveling JuJu, then exiting the ring to confront Petey. The referee interjects himself, trying to coax Octane back to the ring , and when told to leave the ring area, Petey presents a card, which the ref examines and allows him to stay! That must be a manager's license! Octane is fuming , and the recovering JuJu is the only thing saving Petey from a beating , as he attacks from behind and tosses Octane back inside. After some more punishment, JuJu looks to his bag of voodoo items, but Petey advises against using it, and JuJu obliges. JuJu opts for attempting the JuJu Driver, but Octane is not to be denied, fighting out of it, then whipping JuJu off the ropes, then scoring with a big boot. Octane then rolls outside, floors Petey with a punch, re-enters, and nails the Empty Tank for the win. JuJu really gave it all he had there, giving the usually dominant Octane a run for his money, if he continues to be aggressive like that, he might become a force to be reckon with.
*Winner* Octane

Post Match: Octane exits the ring , but Petey (who played dead outside) Suddenly leapt up and jumped him from behind! He gets in one good shot, drawing his attention, then running to the back, with Octane close behind. They end up in the parking lot, as Petey tries to find his car and leave. Octane catches up with him, and begins to pummel him, but The Great JuJu makes the save, and just beats the stuffing out of Octane, and Petey soon joins in. The two men then leave together, leaving Octane down and out for the first time in his career. The medical crew has to take Octane out on a stretcher, which is a sight most never thought they'd see.

We go to a clip of Tex Gentry at some record label, where he points to gold and platinum albums on the wall, promising that he will someday have those on his wall, and he will get them via the exposure of the SWF.

Tex Gentry vs Tripp
Tripp stands waiting in the ring , and the lights begin to flash, and Tex Gentry struts to the ring , wearing a gaudy country western-style getup, which is completely adorned in lights (even the hat, shades, and boots!). Tripp looks disgusted by this lavish display, and grabs the mic, and addressees the crowd as Tex removes the extravagant lights and such from his gear. Tripp tries to extol the virtues of rock and roll, and express his hatred for country music. Gentry, having heard enough, takes the large battery that was used to power the lights on his suit and clocks Tripp with it, the ref is powerless as the match hadn't even officially started. Tex continues stomping away, as the bell finally rings, at which point he climbs the top rope and comes off with his Tennessee Jam finisher.
*Winner* Tex Gentry

Post Match: Tex continues to strut amidst the boos of the crowd, and he asks that the sound guys cue the lights and turn up his theme a little louder, which really gets under the crowd's skin.

Backstage, Crazy Phil finds The Janitor, thanking for last week, and wants to discuss their plans for their match tonight. The Janitor jumps up with his mop, and says they should go find Faith and Devotion RIGHT NOW for the match. Janitor calls out for a ref, and when one comes, they set out in search of their scheduled opponents.

Hardcore Tag Match-Crazy Phil & The Janitor vs Faith & Devotion
Phil and Janitor scour the backstage area, and finally locate F&D in the cafeteria, and attack the unsuspecting duo, who were sitting and enjoying a beverage. Janitor uses the mop, beating Reverend relentlessly until Reverend cowers under a table. Meanwhile, Phil has Xavier on a table of food, where he pounds away on him. The Janitor goes after Reverend, who scurries around on the floor, as The Janitor jabs him out from hiding under the table. Nearby, where Phil is battling with Xavier, Phil is struck by a metal serving tray that the desperate Xavier was able to grab. Xavier continues the use of the tray, which, after a few shots to the head, takes Phil down long enough for him to get the pin.
*Winners* Faith and Devotion

Post Match: The Reverend continues to elude The Janitor, and Xavier comes to his partner's aide, this time, shattering a glass coffee pot (thankfully empty) on Janitor's head! F&D gather their wits and begin to make their way to ringside, where as they are overheard saying, they plan on addressing the crowd.

F&D grab mics from the crew just behind the curtain, and begin to speak to the crowd. They say their quest to banish the Hardcore Title is almost complete, and they have a meeting with the State Athletic Commission next week!

We Head Backstage as Jack Suicide finds his brother Mike, sitting alone in the bowels of the building , deep in concentration due to his big title match later tonight. Jack sits with him, and pumps him up with words of encouragement, telling him how proud he is of him even getting this title shot, and tonight, he wants him to walk out of the ring, the new champion of the world.

The Announcers inform us that Captain Fantastic is still hurt after Mercenary's attack on the 15th, but is to be medically cleared by the Dec 13th show.

Jack Suicide/Black Dragons vs Cash Inc. & The Mercenary
Jack and his partners all come down at once to Jack's music, and despite the language barrier, they seem to be getting along very well. Their opponents also come down together, to what is now said to be the official theme of Cash Inc, a rap tune named More Money by Papa Daddy, but before they can enter the ring , The Black Dragons and Jack Suicide hurl themselves in succession onto them! All six men brawl on the outside, and when the referee tries to get them to come inside to start the match, he gets floored (rather deliberately) by The Mercenary! A hoard of officials make their way down to break up the brawl, which is a repeat of the scene in last week's main event. Extreme even comes down to help get things back in control, and help the ref get up, when the ref does recover, he simply calls for the bell.
*Double DQ*

Post Match: Cash Inc exchange words with Extreme, and Extreme promises to sort the whole situation out next week. Extreme then walks off to the set of Petey's Parlor where he is set to be interviewed.

Extreme makes his way to the Parlor, and Petey isn't there, he asks where he is to a production guy, and Petey comes running out, and we start the interview.

Petey(a little winded): I'm sorry, Me and JuJu had to take off earlier, and then I realized I had a show to do, so I rushed back.

Extreme: Yeah, I saw what you did to Octane, which gives me an idea. If you want to hurt him so bad, why not do it in a match... So, that's just what your gonna get a chance to do, at the December PPV Starrcade! You vs Octane, one on one!

Petey(scared to death): C'mon, please, think about what your saying! That guy is an animal!

Extreme(shrugs): Well, maybe you should have thought about that before you jumped him. BUT on the topic of Starrcade, what I'm here to announce are the dates for the next four SWF PPV events! The aforementioned Starrcade is set for December 19th, The SWF Rumble is set for January 16th, No Escape will be on Febuary13th, and the big one, Extrememania, is set for March 26th, and Extrememania will not take place here in the SWF Arena, but right down the road, where many of you fans might have seen a giant building being built. That is actually the all-new SWF Superdome! The SWF Superdome will be a top of the line facility, capable of holding around 80,000 people! The structure will also have a retractable roof, and after the debut Extrememania show, I hope to have many more SWF events there! All of these PPVs be on Fridays, so mark your calenders folks! Also, before I go, to address the wild brawl that just took place, I'm gonna tell you like I told them, next week, I will have something set up to settle some of those issues. Thanks for everything Petey! (Slaps a still very worried Petey on the back before he leaves)

Petey(upset): Ok. That does it here, I guess we're done, that does it for me (under his breath) literally. Back to ringside for the Main Event.

Main Event: SWF World Title Match- The Billion Dollar Man vs Mike Suicide
Mike goes on the offensive from the start, coming at BDM with all he has. Once he knocks BDM down, Mike takes to the air to dazzle his opponent. BDM, much like last week, is overwhelmed by this style of attack, so he exits the ring. And, just as happened last week against Mike's brother Jack, BDM isn't given the chance to recover, as Mike baseball slides him, the impact of which knocks him to the concrete floor. Mike soaks up the adulation of the crowd and allows BDM to get back in the ring , as he doesn't want to win by countout. BDM still can't get anything going , and the other members of Cash Inc begin to make their way to the ring , but Extreme cuts them off and forces them to the back! Cash Inc protest, and they almost get into a physical confrontation with Extreme, but officials drag them off before anything can happen. Back inside, the distraction allows for BDM to reach in his tights and use a foreign object on Mike. Whatever it was knocked him out cold, and BDM slyly conceals the object before the ref can see, and applies his patented Billion Dollar Dream sleeper hold, making the whole thing look like Mike was out because of that! The scheme works, as Mike's hand falls the required three times, allowing BDM to retain his title.
*Winner and STILL SWF World Champion* The Billion Dollar Man

Post Match: Jack Suicide comes out to help his brother, and BDM hightails it before he can be harmed.

END OF SHOW