SWF Main Event 11/15/03
SWF Main Event 11/15/03

Vance: Welcome to SWF Main Event, just one night removed from the spectacular Soul Survivor PPV that saw The Suicide Brothers win The Ultimate Survival Match!

Dean: Here's what scheduled for tonight:

6 Man Tag-Captain Fantastic, The Freedom Fighter, Silkky Smooth vs Cash Inc (Jaffe and Joe) & The Mercenary

SWF Tag Team Titles- The Black Dragons vs Beef Macho/Randy Mann

Octane vs Yeti

SWF Hardcore Title- Crazy Phil vs Xavier Hawthorne III

Petey's Parlor With Mike Suicide

THIS JUST IN!: Jack Suicide has decided to use his title shot that he won last night to face The Billion Dollar Man for the World title, TONIGHT!

Vance: WOW! With all that action, we'd better get right into it!

6 Man Tag-Captain Fantastic, The Freedom Fighter, Silkky Smooth vs Cash Inc (Jaffe and Joe) & The Mercenary
Captain Fantastic starts thing off against Jaffe, but Jaffe soon tags in Mercenary, who picks apart Fantastic, who he has had some issues with since day one. Fantastic fights back, and makes the tag to Freedom, who gains the upper hand on Mercenary, but is then overpowered by him, as The Mercenary is seemingly on a tear as of late. Freedom does recover however, and Mercenary wisely tags in Joe Money. Joe puts on the pressure, forcing Freedom to tag Silkky, who is a house of fire upon is entrance. That fire is soon extinguished, as Joe tags Mercenary back in, and he pulverizes Silkky, at least until Silkky gets his wits about him, turns the tables, and eventually tags to Fantastic to possibly put the match away. But, as Fantastic enters, Cash Inc jump off the apron, and go attack Silkky and Freedom, providing a timely distraction for Mercenary. As Fantastic, and the ref look to the fray on the outside, The Mercenary pulls out some brass knuckles, and Kos Fantastic, and the ref turns around just in time to count the 1-2-3.
*Winners* Cash Inc & The Mercenary

Post Match: Fantastic seems really hurt after that shot with the knux, and The Mercenary continues to pummel him, making him bleed, and beating him, taking him outside, (where Freedom and Silkky are still fighting with Cash Inc) and picks up the steel steps, and heaves them onto him! Fantastic is really hurt now! The Mercenary walks off, satisfied as EMTS rush in to help Captain Fantastic.

Backstage, Randy Mann and Beef Macho decide to call their team "The Sex Connection", which is also the name of their porn production company.

SWF Tag Team Titles- The Black Dragons vs The Sex Connection
Quow starts against Beef, and Beef shows some pretty decent power and brawling. Seeing Quow being overpowered, Shadow tags himself in, and overtakes Beef with a flurry of kicks. Randy then tags in, swinging the momentum back to The Sex Connection. Quow then tags back in, turning the tables once again, using aerial tactics to wear down Randy. With Randy in trouble, Beef rushes in, and catches Quow with a Beefy Bomb as he comes off the ropes! Shadow follows suit, coming to the aid of Quow, first assaulting Beef, and then breaking up an attempted pin by Randy on Quow. The ref tries to resume control, but all four men end up brawling in the ring , and Shadow disposes of Beef, then flies across the ring to hit the Shining Wizard on Randy! The still woozy Quow manages to cover Randy for the pin.
*Winners and STILL SWF Tag Team Champions* The Black Dragons

We go to Petey for Petey's Parlor:

Petey: Hello one, and all! Welcome to Petey's Parlor! This week our guest is Mike Suicide! (Mike Suicide makes his way on set as his music plays)

Petey: So, Mike, last night, you shocked the whole world by winning the Ultimate Survival Match along side your brother Jack. Not only that, but your also $100,000 richer, and possess the opportunity to challenge for any title you wish, how does that make you feel?

Mike: I'm ecstatic, but I'll admit, tired as well, winning last night wasn't easy.

Petey: I also must ask, how do you feel about your brother using his title shot tonight, challenging for the World championship?

Mike: I'm happy for him, and wish him the best of luck, but that brings me to the reason I'm here tonight. While I hope Jack wins, next week, whoever holds the title will be facing me!

Petey(shocked): What a bombshell! So Mike, you have no qualms about possibly facing your own brother for the title?

Mike: No, he knows just how much being World champ means to me, and I know what it means to him, we made it clear to each other that nothing will stand in our way to make our dreams a reality.

Petey: Well, good luck to you next week. That'll do it for this week my guest will be the one and only, EXTREME SUPERSTAR!

Octane vs Yeti
Octane wastes no time in rushing right at Yeti, getting inside with knee lifts and punches, which drops the giant Yeti to his knees! Just as Octane has everything in control, Petey Pizzazz runs in! Octane simply blasts the intruder with a hard right hand, sending Petey to the outside floor. Yeti uses the distraction to fight back, but is cut off by Octane, who whips Yeti off the ropes for a big boot. With Yeti down, Octane just stares, seemingly plotting his next move, and the crowd comes to it's feet, sensing Octane is contemplating trying the Empty Tank of Yeti. Octane picks up Yeti, and puts him into position for the Empty Tank as the crowd cheers him on, but can he do it? Octane reaches down, hoists Yeti up, and NAILS THE EMPTY TANK! Octane did it! Obviously that was enough for the pin.
*Winner* Octane

Post Match: Petey recovers on the outside, and swears revenge as he leaves.

We go to pre-taped footage of Faith and Devotion outside city hall, picketing to have then hear their case for the dismissal of the Hardcore title.


SWF Hardcore Title- Crazy Phil vs Xavier Hawthorne III
Xavier comes to the ring , carrying the title. Which has an "X" in red tape over the word "Hardcore". Before Xavier can even make it into the ring , Crazy Phil comes down, wheeling a shopping cart full of weapons right into him! Phil continues his assault by grabbing a trash can lid from the cart and beating Xavier on the floor with it! Phil quickly tires to pin him, but only gets two, and Reverend appears to blast Phil with his "Good Book", giving Xavier the quick win.
*Winner* Xavier Hawthorne III

Post Match: Xavier and Reverend drag Phil up the ramp and to the back, where they have set up some sort of pool. Reverend begins to say a prayer, and bless the water, there gonna baptize Crazy Phil! Before they can succeed, The Janitor comes in, saving Phil, who thanks Janitor for his good deed. Faith and Devotion run off as Janitor screams obscenities at them.

Backstage, Mike Suicide wishes his brother luck in his title match, that's up next.

Main Event: SWF World Title Match- The Billion Dollar Man vs Jack Suicide
Jack doesn't even gives BDM a chance to take his entrance garb off, throwing himself recklessly at him, and nearly pinning him a few seconds in. BDM takes a powder to the floor, trying to recover from the beating he'd been taking , mere seconds into the match. BDM isn't given a chance though, the determined Jack flies over the top rope onto him with a corkscrew plancha! Jack continues firing away on him before tossing him back inside. BDM runs away, haven't yet been able to attack, and as Jack blindly rushes in, he finally assumes control by booting him in the gut. BDM then uses a wicked DDT, but only get two off it, and he just begins to stomp on him, obviously frustrated by his opponent's success in the match thus far. Much to BDM's chagrin, Jack recovers and takes control again, fueled by his desire to be champion, he plants BDM with a running neckbreaker and ascends to the top rope to try and finish it with the Suicide Splash. Jack hits it, but as soon as he does, Joe Money comes down to distract the ref, while he does, Jaffe enters the ring to lay out Jack with the Arabian Goodnight, and Mike Suicide comes to the rescue, nailing Jaffe with the Suicidal Twist. The ref hears all the commotion, and turns around, as he does Joe also takes notice to what's going on, and enters the ring , adding to the fray. The ref sees this all, and having lost all control, he calls for the bell
*Double DQ, BDM Retains his title*

Before we go off air, Vance reminds us that there will be no SWF broadcast next week, but they will return on the 29th.

END OF SHOW