SWF Backstage, Episode 3 6/19/04
We are welcomed to the show by host Dean Bokerlund, who tells us that tonight's show will profile the members of Faith & Devotion, The Breakfast Club (The Principle included), The Good Ol' Boys, Tripp, The Suicide Brothers, and the newcomers Alabama Man & Miss Alabama. He also of course get the never before seen footage of the departed former owner Extreme Superstar to accompany the bios.


Profile of Xavier Hawthorne III
Xavier was born in Danbury Connecticut, where he grew up on professional wrestling. Xavier was a fine young man, as a boy scout, honor student, and even captain of the debate team, which was undefeated under his leadership. Xavier grew up to become an accountant, but always wanted to give wrestling a shot. After seeing the provocative change in his beloved wrestling, Xavier decided that he needed to inject his own conservative views to save it, so he started training, and when the SWF tryouts came to Hartford Connecticut, he made sure to be there. We go to the footage of Extreme Superstar, saying that Xavier impressed him with his "Old school" style, and his right-wing attitude seemed like a good gimmick.


Profile of The Reverend
He was born Curtis Miller in Lincoln Nebraska to a strict, very religious family. As he got older, his beliefs pushed him into a becoming a priest, so he joined the local seminary at age 18. The young man proved to be a very charismatic speaker, and before he knew it, he was the leader of his congregation in his hometown, chosen as the successor by his aging predecessor. While he loved being the head honcho at his church, Curtis wanted more, so he continued his studies, and left the congregation to study at the Vatican! Curtis eventually cracked under the pressure, and when he lashed out at everyone, even the pope himself, he was forced out. With nowhere to go, as he was shunned by his religious community, Curtis decided to pursue wrestling, something he always enjoyed, at least until the "Attitude" years of more adult storylines. With a motivation similar to his future partner, Xavier Hawthorne, the man who now only wanted to be known as The Reverend moved to Seattle, where he trained to become a wrestler. When word of the SWF got out, The Reverend tried out in Seattle, and the rest was history. We get the Extreme footage, where he says how he liked the character he came in with, and the classic wrestling skills he showed.


Profile of The Breakfast Club
Since these guys are new, and not much is known, they all get lumped in here together. Dean says The Billion Dollar Man didn't get much info on the several new talents that have come in, since it was on short notice. Basically, we get exclusive footage of Extreme Superstar with the Breakfast Club(also with James Dingle & Walter) in what we are told to be the SWF training center. Extreme is telling them that he is proud of the next batch of SWF talent, and says it is now time for them to come up with characters. Extreme says film and televison might be a great place to find characters, and basically, he looks at the people right there, and suggests the gimmicks they end up using, based on their similar looks to the characters. After the footage, Dean tells us that Breakfast Club are a group of kids who wanted to be wrestlers from Salt Lake City Utah. The Burnout is Alex Myers, The Jock is Ray Mitchell, The Nerd is Zachary Willard, The Rich Girl is Sabrina Avery, and The Freak is Samantha Warrington. The Principal was not in their clique, he was added later, he is actually Ronald Newsom, an aspiring wrestler from Long Island New York.

Profile of Rory Rogers
Rory was born in Austin Texas, and grew up in rodeo, as his father was a rodeo clown. Rory pursued the rodeo at a young age, and developed into a major player in that field, winning competitions from the juniors, all the way up to the professionals. His only competition seemed to be Charles Gunn (yep, that Charles Gunn), who was a local rival of his on the junior circuit, before they became best friends. Rory & Charles both decided to go pro, and there, Rory won 3 championships, with some of his wins even having to come from beating Charles. Rory suffered a pretty nasty injury in one tournament, and had an epiphany, that he wanted to do what he and Charles talked about many times before, quit bull riding to become pro wrestlers, something they both had the life long desire to do. Rory did so after recovering from his injuries, so did Charles soon after (we'll get to him). Rory trained hard, and when SWF tryouts went through Austin, he was there, and got the job. We go to the Extreme footage, where he says he was impressed with the "Fiery Texas fighting spirit" of Rory, seeing a great brawler in him.


Profile of Charles Gunn
Most of his rodeo experience was covered in Rory's bio, but there is some of Charles' stuff missing. Charles Gunn was born in Dallas Texas, before moving to Austin when he was about 10, where he gave his future friend/tag partner Rory Rogers a run for his money in junior rodeo competitions, defeating the seemingly unstoppable young Rory on several occasions. As said before, Rory & Charles became best friends, then entered the pro ranks of bull riding together. There, Charles, just like Rory, won 3 championships, with some of those wins coming by defeating Rory. Also as said before, Charles & Rory dreamed of becoming wrestlers, and Rory ended up using his injury as an out to do so, while Charles stuck around the rodeo circuit a bit more, then trained to join his friend, which he eventually did. We go to the Extreme footage, where he says Rory recommended Charles, so he had a look at him, and was very impressed, so he signed him to the SWF, bringing him in with the first wave of four newcomers (one actually turning out to be the infamous Julio Maniaco, aka "Extreme in disguise"). Extreme says Charles is quite fast for his size, and not only a great brawler, but a great scientific wrestler as well.


Profile of Tex Gentry
Tex Gentry was born Marty Chase in Memphis Tennessee, where he grew up on southern wrestling, and country music, both of which he dreamed of as careers. Marty learned to play guitar at an early age, and is said to have always been a gifted singer, who used to be in the school choir. When Marty became a teenager, he decided to make himself over, ala Elvis, and develop a flashy new name, and style to market himself as. He chose the name Tex, since it sounded like a good southern name, and Gentry since it means noble. Tex soon left home for Nashville, where he did gigs singing at any bar that would have him, and there he cultivated quite the following. When getting a major record deal didn't seem to pan out, the newly dubbed Tex decided to try wrestling. He trained hard in Nashville for some time, then, he sent a tape to the SWF, which was just starting to take off. Extreme Superstar liked what he saw, and as he says in the footage, he was even more impressed when he saw him live, after he invited him to tryout in person, so he got hired. Extreme says Tex is charismatic, and one great, faster-paced technical wrestler.


Profile of Tripp
Tripp was born Stuart Atkins in Milwaukee Wisconsin, where he grew up loving wrestling, heavy metal, horror movies, and television, but nothing else. Stuart pretty much mooched off his parents and did nothing until they kicked him out, so he decided to try wrestling. We are told he isn't really a stoner, but since everyone thinks he is for his lifestyle, he used it as a gimmick in wrestling. Stuart changed his name to Tripp to reflect his gimmick, and went to the Milwaukee SWF tryouts ready to impress, which he did according to Extreme, using his fast paced style. Extreme also liked the gimmick, since it parodies stoners, and is fun. Obviously, Tripp was hired, and that's that.


Profile of the Suicide Brothers
Mike & Jack Suicide were born Mike & Jack Anderson, in Columbia South Carolina. They were simple down home boys who dreamed of being pro wrestlers their whole lives, so they pursued it. We find out that mike is older by two years, but they started training at the same time. The two eventually heard about the SWF tryouts coming to their town, they went, and got hired. Extreme says they had very exciting styles, and worked well as a team. He says it was apparent the duo would be one of the SWF's top teams, which they are.


Profile of Alabama Man & Miss Alabama
All they had time to find out was that Alabama Man's real name is Mitch Cassidy, and he's from Montgomery Alabama. He trained to wrestle in his home state, then sent in a tape to the SWF, which Extreme saw, and liked. Miss Alabama's real name is Karen Oswald, and she's from Duluth Alabama, where she actually did win beauty pageants, like Miss Alabama. Her connection to Alabama Man is that they are old friends, and also dating. She was on the tape with Alabama Man, and Extreme wanted her to come along with him. We also find out Extreme is the one who gave them their names/characters.



We go back to Dean, who says that next week's show will be good, with profiles on The Janitor, Crazy Phil, Octane, Generation Gap, Ayatollah Sheik, Lt. James Dingle, & Walter!


Before we go off the air, the weird music starts again, and we see a scene of blood raining down onto an empty street. A bold red graphic then appears and says "The blood rains down.....SOON". I'm still at a loss to figure this out, but I am interested to see where this is going.

END OF SHOW

SWF Backstage, Episode 2 6/12/04

BDM welcomes us to SWF Backstage, episode 2 of 5. He then drags out Dean Bokerlund, saying that since he's a very busy man, Dean will host the rest of the SWF Backstage series. BDM then hassles Dean about his past, asking him to fess up anything he doesn't want the viewers to have to see in his upcoming SWF Backstage profile (that will be Episode 5 they say). Dean then brings up BDM's profile, which angers him, and BDM tells Dean to watch himself. Then, BDM leaves, but not before telling Dean "Don't screw this up". Dean then informs us of this weeks profiles, Petey Pizzazz, The Mercenary, JuJu, & Boppo The Clown!

Profile of Petey Pizzazz
He was born Pete (family called him Petey) Canstinada, who grew up in the California suburbs, always wanting to make it big. Young Petey is said to have longed for the spotlight since day one, and had a habit of stealing the show at parties and family gatherings. Petey's desire to be the center of attention was the reason he took up drama, being the scene stealing star of his high school theater productions. Another interest of Petey's was wrestling , as he loved the performance, and over the top action of it all. Living close to Los Angeles, many of Petey's teen years were spent hanging out in the hoity toity area, where he discovered his love for fashion and style. Seeing how highly the Hollywood types regarded designers ,the ever ambitious Petey began to pursue fashion as a career, using his visionary talents to design trendy clothes, which got him admission into the L.A. Fashion Institute. Rather than wait for his degree, and hope for someone to take a chance on him, Petey used his free time to hit Hollywood, peddling his designs to anyone who would listen. Luckily, his work paid off, and Petey began working for some of the top fashion designers in the world, helping them design stylish new clothes, and put together spectacular runway shows. During his work at those runway shows, Petey discovered that he also had a talent for cosmetology, and when he struck out on his own, he not only opened fashion boutiques across California, but got his license, and opened salons there as well. Setting up residence in Bel Air, Petey soon became a fashion guru, and he did big business, before he decided that he wanted to give wrestling a try. After a few months of training , he heard about the startup SWF, who were bringing their talent search to Los Angeles. Petey, having picked up the trade quickly, decided to try out, and he wowed Extreme with his verbal and in ring skills. Extreme says as much, even calling Petey "Quite possibly, the most charismatic SWF superstar".

Profile on The Mercenary
He was born Nigel Landon in Mossel Bay South Africa, and was said to be a loner since day one. Nigel didn't have many friends in school, despite being an all-star shot putter, and weightlifter, setting school records that stand today. His mother said that Nigel just didn't like the types of people who tried befriending him, as he felt they were only sucking up to him. Nigel also had a problem with apartheid, the system of segregation that ruled his native land until the early 90's. Nigel wasn't about to stand for the discrimination against blacks, as they were the only ones genuinely nice to him, yet were seen as second class citizens. So, Nigel organized a militant group, of like minded whites and blacks, and stood opposed to the injustice of apartheid. They would march and protest, deface the property of apartheid supporters, but never actually caused physical harm to anyone. When apartheid ended, young Nigel then focused on strongman competitions, winning many in South Africa, before moving to Scotland, a hotbed for those types of competitions, allowing him to prepare for the Met-RX World's Strongest Man contest that takes place in his home country. An injury put a halt to Nigel competing in the contest, so he then decided to come to America, to pursue wrestling, since he grew up watching, and was inspired by. Nigel took up residence in New York City, where he trained, and eventually heard about the SWF, which he decided to try out for. Extreme says Nigel was just dominant, with an intensity and power that made him stand out. Extreme says that if he can continue to sharpen his skills, Mercenary could become a major star.

Profile of JuJu
His real name is Marvin Jones, born and raised in Detroit Michigan. JuJu was always bigger than the other kids, and used his size to excel at football and basketball. However, once he discovered boxing, he abandoned the other sports, as he enjoyed boxing much more. Marvin finished high school, then started his amateur boxing career, hoping to build a good rep before going pro, but he suffered a pretty bad head injury, leading to his only loss, and caused him to be put on the shelf for a while. While he recovered, Marvin's sports agent started talking about how American rules football leagues that had started in London were in need of more players, and paid well, so Marvin decided to do that, rather than return to boxing. While there, Marvin played against future top NFL players, and those looking to make more money during the off-season. Also, Marvin became friends with a British wrestling promoter, who talked to him about wrestling, another one of Marvin's interests, but hadn't thought of as a career. When he was finished with his third season of football, Marvin trained with the promoter, then returned home to Detroit, and continued his training, hopefully to have a major promotion pick him up. Marvin then heard about the SWF, so he showed up at the Detroit SWF tryouts. Extreme says he found the original voodoo gimmick funny, but saw the potential of JuJu as well, which has shown through since he dropped the voodoo stuff.

Profile of Boppo the Clown
He was born Toby Fredericks, on Uniondale Long Island. He was always a happy child, and coincidentally, the class clown. Toby also was a highlight of school plays, from elementary all the way to high school, usually as the comic relief. After high school, Toby decided to go to clown college, since the circus always interested him, and he liked making people happy. After doing the circus stuff awhile, he struck out on his own, going home to become a children's entertainer, doing his act for birthday parties and such. But, Toby was unhappy, as his only clientele seemed to come from the rich people, with snobby kids. Toby then quit that, thinking of what he could do that he would enjoy, so he thought of wrestling, which he loved, and saw almost every time it came to town. Toby figured his clown gimmick would work, so he used that ala Doink, and after months of training, he got the chance to make it a career, trying out for the SWF in New York City. Extreme says that Boppo is an interesting gimmick, especially since he does hardcore wrestling, which Extreme feels he does very well. He also says he is underrated when it comes to promos.

We head back to Dean, who closes the show, telling us next week, we see profiles of Faith & Devotion, the Good Ol' Boys, Tripp, & the Suicide Brothers!

And, wouldn't you know it, before the closing logo, we hear the whispering voice again, this time, saying "Deliverance from evil will happen....", then we see "SOON" in the blood red letters again, before the closing logo. This is getting interesting to say the least.

END OF SHOW

SWF Backstage, Episode 1 6/5/04

The Billion Dollar Man opens the show at the SWF Production Studios, saying that this series of 5 shows will uncover facts about EVERY SWF talent (including the announcers), things that he had to hire private investigators, & pay various agencies, like hospitals, police stations, etc. to reveal, the stories behind even the most mysterious SWF stars. BDM also says that, for all those "Extreme Superstar fanboys & girls", each profile will include previously unseen footage that was initially going to air as a special before BDM took over, which explained how all the talent came to be hired. Without further ado, BDM presents the 1st addition of SWF Backstage, profiling the members of Cash Inc, the members of Sex Connection, & Captain Fantastic!

Profile of The Billion Dollar Man
He was born Paul Andrews, in Boston Massachusetts, in the heart of the rough and tumble South Boston area to a meager earning, but tight knit family. Paul despised the conditions he grew up in, and even early on, vowed that one day, he'd make it out. The hard knock life got to Paul, and from his teens until his early twenties, he abused alcohol, and caused trouble, before giving it all up and turning his life around. Realizing his mistakes, Paul took on THREE different jobs in order to pay his way through community college. It was college where Paul discovered that he had a interest, and talent for the stock market. Paul was actually so talented, he piqued the interest of Boston University, who then scooped him up, and he finished out his education there. Paul continued to excel, graduating at the top of his class, and after graduation, he was a hot commodity, first working as a stockbroker, then establishing himself as a major player on Wall Street, where he's earned the wealth he loves to brag about today. While most see Paul as disdainful of the lower class, and uncaring, there are two people that do mean a lot to him, his mom and dad. Paul may have become more self serving on his meteoric rise to excessive wealth, but he never forgot his loving parents, who stood by him, no matter what. And that's why Paul made sure to but them a beautiful home in the luxurious Palm Springs area, and even one for his only sibling, Russell, who is two years younger. We then see the never before seen footage of Extreme explaining how BDM was signed. Extreme says BDM came to the Los Angeles talent search, and proved to be both a great wrestler, and speaker, so he got hired.

At the conclusion of the segment, BDM is shown, irate, yelling about how the people who cut these pieces together delved too much into his personal life, upset that they documented his troubles with alcohol, then he finds the man responsible & fires him!

Profile of Jahalaman Jaffe
Jaffe was born to Arab royalty in Tabuk Saudi Arabia, and was doted over since birth. Jaffe always had an interest in America, being enamored with our country's capitalistic ways, but especially our entertainment. Jaffe is said to have loved our movies and television so much, he refused (even to this day) to watch anything else! The two particular things that he loved most are Pro Wrestling & Rap music, which is the reason he personally, and Cash Inc rap music as their theme songs. When Jaffe turned 18, he set off for the states, making Beverly Hills his new home, with tons of cash, to pursue his dream of wrestling. His wealth paid for the best training available, which is evident when watching him. Jaffe honed his skills, then took to Japan and Mexico to wrestle, learning all the different styles of the sport. Extreme says Jaffe showed up at the L.A. tryouts, the same one as BDM. He then notes that he very well may have witnessed the birth of Cash Inc, because he spotted Jaffe, BDM, & Joe Money conversing, and getting along famously. Anyways, Extreme says Jaffe showed his world class talents, and comments that Jaffe takes to the mic with ease as well.

Profile of Joe Money
Joe Money was born Joe Monticello in Oakland California, and started making mischief at a young age. Joe was handful to deal with at school, and home, always causing some kind of trouble. His parents say that whenever something went wrong , Joe was most assuredly involved. Joe grew up to be a rebellious youth, preferring to hang out on the streets, which was no place for a kid barely into his teens. Joe started running small street side gambling games, like three card monte, gaining street cred, using the name Joe Money. Joe pulled in good...well, money with his games, and eventually expanded his operation once he was older, including bootlegging movies and other merchandise. After a while, Joe had built quite a little empire, and he decided that he could be putting his money, and talents to better use, so he went straight, getting into real estate. That move proved to be very profitable, as Joe now owns the most successful real estate agency on the west coast. Extreme talks about Joe showing up to the L.A. tryouts, which he says, with all three members of Cash Inc, and a few others coming out of it, was the most productive tryout. He then says that Joe showcased a great deal of charisma, and brawling ability.

Profile of Randy Mann
Randy Mann was born Randy Andopilus in Billings Montana, where he would have been resigned to work in the farming industry if he didn't escape, so he did. At 18, Randy took his dreams of being a famous film or television star to Hollywood, where he got a shot at the big time, filming several pilots for tv, none of which have ever seen the light of day, because they are said to be absolutely awful. We are told that the exact number of pilots he filmed was three, the first being about a man who was abducted by aliens, who then decided to keep him, and allow him to live amongst them, causing all sorts of zany fun, titled "My Friends The Aliens". Randy played the lead, Tom Wiggins, the abductee. The next was about two rouge nuns who seek justice for the lord titled "Nuns With Guns". Randy played the nun's superior, Father Pain, the leader of the Heavenly Justice Squad, who commission the nuns to eradicate the sinners. The show actually filmed a full 13 episode run that never made it to air. Lastly, Randy did a comedy set in medieval times about a gay prince and his royal family that was deemed too offensive, and abandoned after filming the pilot, that was titled "Queen of the Castle", with Randy starring as the prince. Randy then made a foray into TV movies, making two that also never aired. First, there was the groundbreaking drama, that was sure to raise some eyebrows, if not only for being completely absurd, "My Daddy Is My New Mommy", in which Randy Mann, so distraught over the loss of his wife, begins to dress like her, and takes on her role as mother for his 7 year old daughter, then meets a new woman, who dresses as a man, and the whole family face the prejudice of a small southern town. The other was about an abusive woman who beats her husband, titled "A Woman's Scorn", with Randy playing the battered husband. Randy, realizing his failure as a TV star, made one last attempt at mainstream acting, with the sleek and sexy low budget film, "Night Mistress" about a blonde vixen who rides around 1980's Los Angeles, ridding it of corruption and gangs. Randy played the villain, Mendoza, who both despises and loves the sultry Night Mistress. The film seethed with racy passion, and while never making it to the masses, it was circulated underground, and became a cult, cult classic. With the film's minuscule, but existent following, small-time porn maker, and future SWF talent, Beef Macho signed him on to do some films, satiating Randy's newfound following, and giving Randy a new career. Randy changed his last name to Mann, and the rest was history. Randy and Beef became best friends, and business partners, producing more porn films a year than any other company currently in existence, under the studio banner of "Sex Connection", hence their SWF team name. Randy seemed content with that, but as a long time wrestling fan, and hearing about the startup SWF, he decided he wanted a part of it. Randy had never considered it a career, but being it great shape, he signed on for a wrestling training camp, and established himself as quite a hot prospect. When the SWF tryouts finally hit town (Los Angeles), he was ready to go. Extreme says that Randy is an incredible talent, who he sees as a future main eventer, once he gets the experience under his belt. He also says while Randy hadn't reached his full potential when he first saw him, it was apparent that he was going to improve by leaps and bounds, both on the mic, and in the ring , which he then states, that in the progressive training (the SWF stars all trained vigorously for a few months before the debut), and in the matches since then, Randy has already proven him right.

Profile of Beef Macho
Beef Macho was born Luis Ortega in Miami Florida, and was said to be a very lively child. Luis loved Spanish and dance music, and would dance around the house listening to it. Luis actually entered local dance contests, winning several from his pre-adolescent and teen years. Luis eventually decided that the flashy life with beautiful women and money was what he wanted, and he achieved it, pursuing photography as a hobby, with the ambition to one day be a photographer for adult magazines, which ultimately came to pass. After making some connections, he found his niche at the lower echelon of adult cinema, where he started producing, and starring in his own films, under the new name Beef Macho. After seeing Randy Mann's (still Andopilus at this point) tour de force performance as Mendoza in the electrifying Night Mistress, he signed him for some films, and they became fast friends. The first film Randy and Beef did together was a full-on porn version of Night Mistress (a film that could be classified as soft-core porn) called "The Right Mistress" and even starred the original Night Mistress herself, Tammi Kincaid! When Randy started pursuing wrestling, Beef decided he wanted in too, having also followed the sport since he was a child, so Randy actually helped train him. Extreme says Randy came to him, and suggested Beef, who possessed the charisma and talent as a possible star. Extreme had Beef come in and he met with him, saw a tape of Beef training and cutting promos, he liked what he saw, and Beef ended up doing a run-in on the 10/18/03 addition of SWF Main Event to make his debut.

Profile of Captain Fantastic
Captain Fantastic was born Brian Miller in Olympia Washington. He was teased as a child for being "A skinny nerd", and didn't have many friends, so he found solace in comic books and wrestling. The constant teasing eventually convinced him to start working out, hoping to one day be like his comic book, and wrestling heroes. His work in the gym paid off, and now, he's in incredible shape. Brian, being a good student, used his grades to get him into the University of Washington, where he studied business, with aspirations to open his own comic book shop. Brian did end up getting his own shop, settling in Seattle, where business was good. Brian then used the profits from the store to enroll in a wrestling school, where he trained, then found out about the SWF. Brian, using comics as his inspiration, took on the Captain Fantastic persona, and made a big impression at the Seattle SWF tryouts. Extreme comments that he liked the character, seeing it as a positive gimmick for kids to get into, but not only that, Fantastic also proved to be a talented all-round wrestler.

We go back to BDM, who wraps things up, and we get the lineup for SWF Backstage # 2, profiling Petey Pizzazz, The Mercenary, JuJu, & Boppo The Clown

Just before we see the closing logo, we hear weird whispering, and the screen goes black, then a whispery female voice says "Don't be afraid, it will all end", with the word "SOON" popping up right after, in big, blood red letters, then we get the logo. We've been seeing these types of things since Slamboree, what does it mean?

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 5/29/04

We open with BDM in the ring, and he announces that he's decided that he will not be booking a June PPV! the reason is that on the weekend before the 4th of July, and the 4th itself, he goes to the Hamptons, so he doesn't want to work! This also means the July 3 show is canceled. Also, saying now he's done with doing the things he wants, he's gonna just cancel shows when he feels like it! He then proceeds to cancel all the shows set for June, to just to justify not having the June PPV! He does say that special revealing life story shows will air in place of each of the canceled shows, that will shed light on EVERY SWF superstar, and are things he doesn't have to book. Then, he goes on to say that he needs to catch a plane to his summer home for a Memorial Day party, so tonight's show is canceled as well!

We fade out, but get a bizarre "SOON" video, like we saw at Slamboree. This is all very odd, what does it mean?

END OF SHOW

Cash Inc presents: Slamboree

We open with all three members of Cash Inc welcoming us to the show. The Billion Dollar Man says tonight ushers in a new era, one that will be more prosperous than anything the SWF had been before, which is a bold statement. BDM then kicks it to the live crowd, and we see the specially made set for the PPV. All the banners, and ring aprons are metallic green, with equally shiny silver writing on it all, saying "Slamboree". The entrance appears to be a giant black stretch limo, with the door being the opening for the wrestlers to come out of, which is pretty slick. The ring looks like the same familiar SWF ring, but with the Slamboree ring aprons, and green ropes. After a look around, we go to the announce booth, where Dean Bokerlund & Angelica Summers are shown to be the announce team (BDM had previously been filling in for Vance, who he fired, but now Angelica is since he's got a match tonight):


Angelica(not looking too thrilled, and obviously being fed her lines): Welcome to Cash Inc presents: Slamboree. Tonight promises to be an exiting night, one that marks the beginning of a new era in sports entertainment.


Dean(expressing similar feelings as Angelica): Just listen to the lineup for tonight:


In the main event for the SWF World title, The Billion Dollar Man defends against Crazy Phil

For the SWF U.S. title, The Freedom Fighter defends vs Petey Pizzazz

SWF TV champion, Octane will face The Mercenary for the title

SWF Tag Team champions, the Black Dragons defend against Cash Inc's Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money

In a Handicap match for the SWF Hardcore title, Jack Suicide will face Faith & Devotion, BDM says if F&D win, they can retire the belt if they want!

And, for the SWF 6 Man titles, The Breakfast Club's Jock, Burnout, & Nerd will defend against Yeti, The Don, & Tony Ramon.


Angelica: Without further ado, we take you to the opening contest.


SWF 6 Man title match: The Breakfast Club vs Yeti & Kings of the Street (Don & Tony)
The match goes great for the Breakfast Club, as The Jock keeps Don in for some time, and has him near defeat it seems. But then, Tony goes under the ring, grabs a pipe of some kind used to assemble the ring, and tosses it to Don! Don swings, but The Jock ducks, boots him in the gut, then grabs the pipe, and floors Don with it! The Jock goes right for the pin, while The Burnout & The Nerd hold off Tony & Yeti! 1-2-3! Breakfast Club retain!
WAIT! BDM's music hits, and he comes out with a mic, pointing out the use of the weapon, so he should reverse the decision and give Yeti/KOTS the win via DQ, but that would be unfair to them (and it wouldn't give his buddies the titles), he opts to restart the match. He then adds that he "forgot" to say this was elimination rules, and The Jock is eliminated by DQ for using the pipe! BDM just made up those rules! Now his friends have a 2 on 3 advantage! The match ends up starting again, and Yeti easily destroys The Burnout, then tags to Tony, who finishes The Nerd off just as easy.
*Winners, and NEW SWF 6 Man Champions* Yeti, The Don, & Tony Ramon


We go to a video, where we hear the now familiar Buffalo Billy music, and see Billy dancing in a robe ala the character he's based on did in Silence of the Lambs. Oh lord, he is starting to take his robe off, he's gonna dance around with his wiener tucked in like the movie! Thank goodness though, the camera cut off right before we see the disturbing dance. No info as to a debut or anything was provided in this video.


We then go backstage, and BDM is with Lt. James Dingle. BDM says he is in need of his services, since some expensive jewelry was stolen from his locker room. BDM says The Janitor was seen going in to the Cash Inc locker room earlier, and then rushing out quickly. A nearby crew member who overhears this chimes in, saying that Janitor has been with Crazy Phil all day, psyching him up for his big title match later on, and is across the street at the hotel. BDM says that is only a rumor, and several eye witnesses got a clear look at Janitor going to steal the merchandise. BDM says Janitor probably stashed it in his bag, and says he wants to go look there, but asks Dingle to hold off on that, as he has "business to tend to", and he walks off, quietly firing the crew member who spoke up as he does. Something is very fishy here, and I sense a setup.

SWF Television title match: Octane vs The Mercenary
Before the bell rings, BDM's music hits once again, and he comes out to say that before Octane can fight Mercenary, he must fight Rory Rogers?! BDM is scheming to make sure his friends win, and he has total power over the SWF, so nobody can stop him! Rory ends up running down, and Mercenary calmly steps to the outside to allow Rory to face Octane. Rory puts up a good fight, but he is quickly pinned after the Empty Tank, but BDM, who is still at the top of the aisle, sends out another guy, Charles Gunn! Octane has a few minute fight with Charles, then pins him, but BDM has ANOTHER opponent for him, Tex Gentry! This is SO unfair! Tex attacks from behind, as Mercenary watches on amused from th outside, as does BDM in the aisle. A pissed off Octane ends up killing Tex dead via the Empty Tank after a short battle, but after the 3 count, Captain Fantastic is introed by BDM as his next opponent! This is ridiculous, BDM has already made Octane face all three members of the Good Ol' Boys, now Captain Fantastic?! Fantastic doesn't seem too happy about getting a title shot this way, since he's an honest good guy, but BDM forces him by threatening to fire him if he doesn't comply. Fantastic then goes to the ring, and gives Octane an especially hard time, but after about 8 minutes or so of intense action, Octane manages to pin him. BDM just laughs, and says he must face ONE LAST GUY before Mercenary! A somewhat tired Octane looks to see who it will be, and Ayatollah Sheik charges from the crowd! Sheik pounds away vigorously on Octane, and keeps up the assault for several minutes, but Octane mounts a comeback with full support from the crowd. Sheik proves to be a tough challenge, and refuses to stay down, so this turns out to be a serious battle. After about another 10 minutes, a tired Octane finally scores with the Empty Tank to pin Sheik! Just as soon as the pin is counted, Mercenary slides in from behind, wielding a chair he grabbed at ringside! BDM provides a distraction, telling the ref over his mic to stop someone from jumping in the ring, but obviously there was nobody there, and this allows Mercenary to crown a tired Octane hard on the skull with the chair! Mercenary immediately covers Octane, and the ref turns to administer a fast count, as per BDM's orders! Mercenary wins the title, and Octane has been screwed!
*Winner, and NEW SWF Television Champion* The Mercenary


Post Match: Mercenary quickly grabs his belt, and runs off to the back, along with BDM as his music plays on, and the crowd chants "Bullshit!". Then, an angry finally Octane comes to, and storms furiously out of the ring.


We cut backstage, where BDM is on his way back to his locker room, or so it seems. He stops off to see SWF Hardcore champ, Jack Suicide. He tells Jack that his title match, which was to happen later on the card has been moved, to RIGHT NOW, so Jack grabs his belt, and books it to the ring, but he is attacked by Faith & Devotion as he runs down the hall! A referee just so happens to be with the duo, and the match is on!


SWF Hardcore title Handicap match: Jack Suicide vs Faith & Devotion
Due to the sneak attack, The Reverend is able to clock Jack with a picture on the wall, breaking it over his head, and he pins him! He won the title! The Hardcore title is to be no more!
*Winner, and NEW (and last?) SWF Hardcore Champion* The Reverend


Post Match: The Reverend grabs the title, and as he and Xavier celebrate, BDM walks up, saying that he is standing by his word, the title is now banished! Reverend surrenders the belt to BDM, who says the title will be locked away as a "historical piece" of SWF history!

BDM then walks off, and finds Dingle, saying he'd like to check and see if his stolen merch is in Janitor's bag. Dingle comments that he had been investigating, and nobody had even seen Janitor all day, and the hotel staff said him and Phil have been there relaxing all day, but Dingle just called to inform them to return to the arena. BDM says Janitor is only at the hotel as an alibi, that he stole the merch, and took off, since he was there earlier, to drop off his bags, and check in, as all SWF talents are required to do. They arrive at the dressing room, and sure enough, when they look in Janitor's bag, the missing jewelry is there. Out of "nowhere" BDM's Cash Inc cohorts just so happen to pop up, and act all shocked when BDM tells them of the "robbery". As this is going on, The Janitor arrives on the scene, only to be arrested for larceny! BDM tells Dingle he doesn't want to press serious charges, as he pities Janitor, and only wants him to spend the night in jail! It is apparently obvious that Jaffe & Joe planted the merch, so that BDM can do whatever he wants vs Phil in the main event without having to worry about Janitor coming down to help!


SWF Tag Team title match: The Black Dragons vs Cash Inc
The Dragons come on strong early on, but soon, Cash Inc assumes control. The two teams fight with all they have for about 15 minutes, but with Shadow and Joe in the ring, The Dragons mount the big comeback, and have things well in hand, seemingly on their way to victory. Meanwhile, Jaffe loads up his necklaces and rings onto his right hand, preparing to jump in and lay out the champs in the hopes to stay in the match. When Shadow sets up for his Flying Wizard finisher, Jaffe sees his chance, and charges in the ring, leaping in front of Shadow as he is in midair, clocking him with the loaded fist! The referee saw it all, as the move was blatant, with no attempt to hide the action. Having seen this, Quow Ling runs in as well, but he is also hit with the fist. Obviously, the ref calls for the bell, Dqing Cash Inc! But as is becoming the trend tonight, BDM comes out, saying this is a no dq match! BDM once again is making up the rules as he goes along to help his friends! What abuse of power! With no choice but to listen to the boss, the ref rings the bell for the restart, and Jaffe pulls Joe on the legal man, Shadow, easily scoring the pin since he, and his partner were laid out from the shots with the loaded hand! We have new champs, and the fans aren't happy, as BDM has once again manipulated everything tonight in his favor.
*Winners, and NEW SWF Tag Team Champions* Cash Inc


SWF United States title match: The Freedom Fighter vs Petey Pizzazz
The two men fight it out evenly, but when Freedom has things going his way, Petey punches out the ref! BDM then wanders out (surprise, surprise), saying that hitting the ref is ok, since this is also a no dq match, but now a new ref is needed, and he has just the guy for the job, JUJU! That's Petey's ally! This isn't fair! JuJu comes to the ring, and when Freedom gives him a warning about being fair, JuJu kicks him, then hits the JuJu Driver on him! BDM, still on the mic, says JuJu did the right thing, showing who was boss in the ring. Petey recovers, and drops a half hearted elbow to rub it in, since Freedom is already out cold, then covers him, for the even more insulting fast count!
*Winner, and NEW SWF U.S. Champion* Petey Pizzazz


Post Match: Petey & JuJu celebrate the victory, and kick Freedom out of the ring as BDM comes down to the ring, ready to address the crowd:

BDM: Well, it's main event time, and I'm already here, so let's do this. (Petey and JuJu leave, and Freedom is helped to the back) Everyone is getting cleared out, and the ref is bringing the title down with him (the ref comes out, carrying the title) so Phil, come on down!

Crazy Phil comes down to a big pop, but BDM holds him off, apparently wanting to say something to him before the match starts:

BDM: Phil, some people have said that I picked you to face me since, well, your pathetic. (big boos) Let's face it, you ALWAYS lose, and probably will do so for the rest of your career, and that is EXACTLY why I picked you to face me tonight. (more loud boos) I want to give you that one big chance at greatness Phil, that moment you see in the movies, where the underdog pulls off the unbelievable upset, because that is big business. Here we are, me, the not so popular, big money world champion, and you, the downtrodden, lovable challenger, who's chasing his dream, and everyone here tonight would love nothing more than to see you put me in my place by winning the title. (big pop) It's a win/win situation, if you win, sure, I'd be upset, embarrassed even, but it'd be huge, and if I win, I show everyone who is really in charge, and that the SWF is firmly under MY control! (loud boos) It is in that spirit I offer this, since I KNOW I can beat you, I have no problem putting up not only the SWF title, but full control over the SWF! (mega pop) I wouldn't get to excited people, this is merely to add a bit more prestige to the match, my victory is assured, so don't get your hopes up to high, your gonna be in for some serious disappointment. (HUGE boos, then Phil steals the mic away)

Phil(angry): We'll see!

Phil floors BDM with a punch, eliciting quite the ovation, the ref calls for the bell, and it's on!


SWF World title match: The Billion Dollar Man vs Crazy Phil
Phil keeps on punching, and tears the entrance garb off of BDM, as the fans go crazy. BDM tries to get away by taking off to the outside, but Phil gives chase, and continues his assault. BDM finally fires back some shots of his own, and tosses Phil into the ring steps to take control! BDM tosses Phil back in the ring, where he keeps the pressure on, wailing away with offense, hoping to put Phil away soon. BDM tries to pin Phil several times, but he refuses to stay down. BDM steps up his game, and goes for the Billion Dollar Bomb, but Phil fights away, then starts to make a comeback! The crowd gets really into this, and Phil pours it on, hitting the Crazy Crusher! He goes for the pin, 1....2...........NO! BDM managed to get his foot on the rope at the LAST possible second! The entire arena was on the edge of their seats, and the announcers also thought that was it too. Phil wisely just keeps on BDM, getting ready to try something else to put him away, but then, Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money run down to help BDM! But wait! Before they can reach him, The Black Dragons, pissed out losing the titles unfairly to the duo earlier, attack them in the aisle to prevent them from getting involved! Meanwhile, in the ring, BDM starts to fight back, but just enough to stay in the match, Phil still has the upper hand. Then, probably due to orders from BDM, his other buddies, JuJu, Petey, Mercenary, Yeti, Don, Xavier, Reverend, & Tony all run down, clogging the aisle up even more! But before they can fully get past anyone, the men they faced and screwed over earlier, Octane, Freedom, Breakfast Club, & Jack Suicide all blaze down to the fray, and we have a massive brawl in the aisle! The fans are loving all this, but back in the ring, a desperate BDM hits a low blow, then sets up Phil for the Billion Dollar Bomb! He nailed it! 1....2.....3. BDM retains! The crowd is PISSED, but BDM did it fair and square.
*Winner, and STILL SWF Champion, and man in charge* The Billion Dollar Man


Post Match: BDM celebrates in the ring, as the chaos in the aisle is being broken up, with SWF officials, even cops pulling people away! The fans start hurling anything not nailed down in the ring, and Dean & Angelica in the announce booth can't hold in their anger, saying what a travesty this entire show, and BDM being in charge is.


The show fades out, but instead of the SWF logo to close, we get an oozing blood logo, simply saying the word "SOON", then see the closing graphic. What was that all about?


END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 5/22/04

We open to see that The Billion Dollar Man is still hosting along with Dean Bokerlund, as Vance was fired last week. BDM tells Dean to take a seat, and proceeds to intro the show himself:

BDM: Welcome to another addition of MY show, SWF Main Event (loud booing from the crowd)! Tonight, we have 4 big matches, and a VERY special addition of Petey's Parlor! On that particular addition of the Parlor, all those who aided my taking out of Extreme a few weeks ago will finally speak, so that those men can explain why they did it, hopefully stopping all the calls, letters, e-mails, and taunting on the streets, begging for the reason why. Now, about tonight's matches. The newest SWF talent, Walter will debut versus Charles Gunn, SWF TV champ, Octane will face Captain Fantastic in a non-title match, Silkky Smooth & Randy Mann will face The Mercenary & Joe Money in a tag match, and for the main event, my (sarcastically) toughest opponent ever to challenge for my title at Cash Inc Presents: Slamboree, Crazy Phil, will have the chance to prove himself vs my good friend Jahalaman Jaffe! With only 6 days remaining before the huge event, tonight's show is promising to be HUGE, so let's get right into it!


Walter vs Charles Gunn
Walter, who we saw last week for the first time, looking to be a based on Walter from the film The Big Lebowski, is still clad in Walter gear, and comes out to Jimi Hendrix's All Along the Watchtower, fitting in with Walter's Vietnam obsession. Walter is a big man, about 250 pounds, and standing about 6'1, looking EXACTLY like the John Goodman character he's based on, complete with the yellow tinted shades. Walter is a furiously angry man, and he shocks Charles with an onslaught of power moves, then locks on his version of the Tazzmission, where he drags his man to the ground, and holds them in a body scissors while they are trapped in the hold. This is said by Dean to be his finisher, known as the Zero Mark. Charles quickly taps to the painful hold.
*Winner* Walter

Backstage, Lt. Jim Dingle, looking embarrassed, asks a crew member if he knows which dressing room was used for the Kenny G concert the week before at the arena. The crew member asks why, and Dingle says that he lost his shorts at the show, and thinks they might be there. The crew member gives Dingle a weird look, and Dingle replies by saying "Yeah...it's weird I know, but, I ended up hanging out backstage with Kenny G and his crew, and it got WILD, we were like...all over the arena". The crew member just shakes his head, tells Dingle the dressing room is on the other side of the arena, and walks away.


We now go to the set of Petey's Parlor, where Petey, Xavier Hawthorne III, The Reverend, Joe Money, Jahalaman Jaffe, The Don, Tony Ramon, The Mercenary, & Yeti are all standing, ready to discuss why they were a part of attacking Extreme, causing him to leave the SWF, and allowing The Billion Dollar Man to come to power. Petey first says that BDM obviously isn't there, since we all know why he did it, which he explained a few weeks back. Petey says that all the men were promised cash rewards, and big title matches, such as the ones they will have at Slamboree, but all of them were sought out by BDM since he knew of personal issues they had with Extreme, except Mercenary, who took the job since that is what he does, as told by Mercenary himself. Petey speaks for the silent Yeti, saying that BDM asked him since Yeti was seemingly made a fool of by Extreme when he beat him, masquerading as Julio Maniaco, and Yeti agreed to help based on that. Don & Tony also say that there run-ins with Julio/Extreme is why they helped in the attack. Petey then asks Joe & Jaffe if they participated solely because of their friendship with BDM, which they say is part of it, along with the guarantee to win back the SWF Tag Team titles, and be a part of BDM's rule over the SWF, as Cash Inc. Xavier & Reverend are next to give their reasons, since they were embarrassed after Extreme thwarted their chance to ban hardcore wrestling, and the SWF Hardcore title from the company. Lastly, Petey says he was a part of it after being forced to face Octane all those times, and with that, we go back to the ring for the next match.


We go backstage again, where Dingle arrives at the dressing room that was used for Kenny G last week. Dingle asks a nearby attendant if they cleaned it out yet, and the man says no, but he warns that the room is trashed. Dingle shyly looks away, knowing he was partly responsible for the damage done. Dingle pushes open the door, which is hard to open due to lots of cups, bottles, and cans blocking it. When he finally gets in, we see a big room, equipt with vanity mirrors and such, but the place is covered with streamers, confetti, and tons of other debris. Dingle just happens to find his shorts on the doorknob of another room contained within that one, marked private. Dingle decides to enter the room, to see what is in there. He finds more clutter, and on a couch in the room, are some margarita bottles, and a pair of boxer shorts wrapped around a saxophone, a non-traditional one, like the one Kenny G plays. Dingle grabs the boxers, saying "Wow, I was wondering where these were!". Dingle then notices the camera, and stammers to explain how his boxers got tangled with Kenny G's sax, but he runs off quickly after.


Octane vs Captain Fantastic
Speaking Octane, he is wrestling here. On commentary, BDM says this is not for Octane's TV title since he is already set to face Mercenary at Slamboree. Octane ends up winning this with the Empty Tank after a decent effort from Fantastic.
*Winner* Octane


We get another creepy, and cryptic Buffalo Billy promo, with no debut set.


Silkky Smooth & Randy Mann vs Joe Money & The Mercenary
Mercenary and Joe win after a nice long battle, ending when Merc pinned Silkky clean after the Mercy Kill.
*Winners* Joe Money & The Mercenary


Main Event: Crazy Phil vs Jahalaman Jaffe
Phil fights rather well, and scores the Crazy Crusher on Jaffe, but BDM leaves the announce booth to run down and distract Phil before he can pick up the win. The timely distraction allows Jaffe to hit the Arabian Goodnight and get the pinfall.
*Winner* Jahalaman Jaffe


Before we go, Dean begrudgedly pimps next Friday's Cash Inc presents: Slamboree.


END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 5/15/04

A recap of Extreme and Vance's emotional discussion is shown before we play the credits and go live.

Vance(upset): You all just saw what took place. That was a hard thing for me to have to experience again. I said some harsh things, things that might have given the impression that Extreme Superstar, or Roberto Berrios if you will, is a coward for not coming back, and that he doesn't care about the fans. Well, that's just wrong. I realize now, especially after playing his closing comments in my head, he does, and will ALWAYS care about the fans, despite the decision to not return, I personally, along with the SWF crew, and fans, will never forget his contributions, and commitment to the SWF. Thank you Extreme....Rob, for all you've given us.

Dean(emotional): Now, we'd like to play a tribute video, we here at the SWF have put together to honor the one, the only, Extreme Superstar.

When I'm Gone, by 3 Doors Down plays, as we begin the tribute, starting with some early childhood photos of Extreme, then we see clips of the SWF Arena being constructed, and clips of the opening broadcast, with Extreme welcoming viewers. Next, we see the Death Machine feud played out, and various exclusive clips of Extreme backstage, hanging out with the crew, and helping set up for the show. Then we see Extreme destroying Ron McBride, clips of fans with Extreme Superstar signs, and several clips of Extreme entering the arena. We then cover him taking on BDM, and winning the title, with more backstage stuff spliced in. After that, we cover it all, in fast motion, before ending it with Extreme's celebration at Extrememania, and his emotional gaze out to the jam packed SWF Superdome, where fans are going crazy for him, which is then freeze framed. A graphic pops up, that reads"Thanks for the memories", and we fade out, going back to the arena. The announcers are shown standing and applauding, while the fans do so as well, before a massive "Superstar" chant breaks out. The moment is ruined, as BDM's music hits soon after, and he heads to the announce booth, angrily, with a mic.

BDM(angry, to Vance): I KNOW it was you who set this all up! I didn't authorize that video! Not only that, but the stunt you pulled last week, leaving to try and bring Extreme back....You are LUCKY to still have a job!

Vance(angry): For once in your life, show some damn compassion! The least you could have done was let the fans have a moment to show their respect!

BDM(also angry): Your talking to ME like that?! I'd watch it pal, you can be replaced, rather easily too!

Vance(really angry): You disgust me! It's all your fault that Extreme is gone in the first place! (the crowd cheers)

BDM(fakes being scared): Oh no! Vance is mad! What are you gonna do? Summon the powers of your buddy Extreme? (impersonating Vance) "Oh I know you have in you somewhere, Extreme, please, save...."

Vance loses it, and charges BDM, while the crowd goes nuts, and chant Vance's name, but BDM soon fights him off, and stomps him down, before summoning security to take him away.

BDM(angry, recovering from the assault): Oh, you did it now Vance, you are FIRED! Security, GET HIM THE HELL OUT! (turns to Dean) I suggest you sit your ass down before I fire you too! (Dean obliges) Well, now I need a new announcer, hey toots, Anga-whatever, get out here! (Angelica Summers reluctantly comes out) Hey, since you took over for Vance last week, why don't you take over tonight too, sweet thing?

(Angelica looks offended)

BDM: Oh, so I offended you? Fine, just go back to doing backstage interviews, I'LL cover the show tonight!

(Angelica storms off)


BDM: Now, I will announce tonight's lineup of matches. In that ring tonight, all the singles champions will defend their gold, except me, as the World champion should save his title defenses for special occasions, like the upcoming Cash Inc Presents: Slamboree, and that ppv lineup will be announced, as promised, at the end of tonight's show. But back to tonight. SWF U.S. champ The Freedom Fighter will square off with Randy Mann, SWF Television champ Octane will face Silkky Smooth, and the SWF Hardcore champ Jack Suicide will face Tony Ramon. Also, Beef Macho faces The Principal! And since Vance is no longer able to do it, I will say it (doing a Vance impression) let's KICK IT OFF! (major boos for the mocking)


The Principal vs Beef Macho
Beef is presumably looking for revenge here, as Principal inadvertently cost Sex Connection the 6 Man titles to Breakfast Club last week. Beef kills Principal in seconds with the Beefy Bomb.
*Winner* Beef Macho


We see a promo where a man looking like Walter from The Big Lebowski bowling. He is very angry, and he talks about coming to the SWF to bring a "World of pain" to anyone he sees fit. The character must be a take on Walter, and Walter is said to be his name. He get a graphic saying he's coming next week.


SWF Television title match: Octane vs Silkky Smooth
Octane crushes Silkky with the Empty Tank after about 10 minutes of back and forth action.
*Winner, and STILL SWF TV Champion* Octane


Backstage, a staff member inquires to the whereabouts of a crew member's car, a black Lincoln Continental. Lt. Jim Dingle just so happens to hear this, and runs off to find the car, missing another crew member saying they moved it because of trucks coming in to deliver equipment for a concert the next night.


SWF Hardcore title match: Jack Suicide vs Tony Ramon
Tony is THIS close to taking the title, but Jack gets the quick rollup for the win, and he runs off with his title.
*Winner, and STILL SWF Hardcore Champion* Jack Suicide


We get another cryptic Buffalo Billy promo, with no debut date announced.

We go to see Dingle running to the parking area, and we see a man getting in to a black Lincoln Continental. The man seems to be a valet, but the overzealous Dingle rushes him, drawing his gun, but the man keeps on, and starts to drive away. Dingle jumps in front of the car, and starts firing his gun at it! The car swerves, then crashes into the side wall! The driver of the car, luckily unhurt, emerges, and starts yelling at Dingle, informing him that he is only a valet, moving the cars because of incoming concert equipment. Dingle says he's sorry, and the gun only had blanks in it, since he is no longer able to carry live ammo, since similar things like this have happened. Dingle then asks about what concert is coming, and the guy says Kenny G, which makes Dingle shriek like a little girl! Dingle then basically asks the guy out on a date to the show, since he can get free tix to any show at the arena! The man seems taken aback, and responds with a "No thanks".


Main Event- SWF U.S. title match: The Freedom Fighter vs Randy Mann
This is a good match, but Freedom squeaks out a sudden victory after a Star Spangled Slam.
*Winner, and STILL SWF U.S. Champion* The Freedom Fighter


Now, we go to BDM, who announces the lineup for his first PPV in charge, SWF Slamboree, which is awfully obvious that he gave the title matches to his friends (specifically, all the guys who helped in the vicious attack on Extreme) . Here is the lineup:

For the SWF World title: BDM vs Crazy Phil?!- It's obvious BDM gave himself an easy match for the show!

For the SWF U.S. title: The Freedom Fighter vs Petey Pizzazz

For the SWF TV title: Octane vs Mercenary

For the SWF Tag Team titles: Black Dragons vs Cash Inc- Cash Inc won this title shot a few weeks back.

For the SWF Hardcore title: Handicap Match- Jack Suicide vs Faith & Devotion- BDM says if F&D win, they can retire the belt if they want!

For the SWF 6 Man titles: Breakfast Club vs Yeti/Don/Tony- This is mainly to give as many of the people who helped BDM title shots.

So, Slamboree looks to be interesting to say the least, and will happen on the 28th. See you here for SWF Main Event next week.

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 5/8/04

We open the show with a recap of how BDM exposed a loophole in the SWF rulebook to claim power in Extreme's absence. Then we get clips of the later match where BDM faced Quow Ling, saying that if he didn't win fairly, he'd give control back to the SWF board of directors, and also clips of BDM's victory in that match, followed by the chants for Extreme, who was then shown outside giving an apparent last look at the SWF Arena before driving off. The regular intro is skipped, and we go straight to a sad Dean, and Angelica? Vance isn't there I take it. The two announcers address the home viewers, and the live crowd:

Dean(sadly): Hello wrestling fans. Welcome to SWF Main Event. As you can see, Angelica is here, instead of Vance McMillian this week, because of something very important.

Angelica(also sad): As you just saw in the recap, Extreme Superstar was outside of the SWF Arena last week, so we assume he is in fact in the area. With that info in mind, Vance, and a camera man went to Extreme Superstar's home earlier today, which is not too far from here, to convince him to come back. (BIG pop) We have not seen the footage yet, but it will air later in the broadcast. Vance decided that after doing this without permission from the interim SWF boss, The Billion Dollar Man, it was best not to be here tonight, which is the reason I'm filling in.


Dean: With that in mind, here is what is lined up tonight, (looks at the paper, then sighs, annoyed) which I'm supposed to say is "Arranged by the SWF head honcho, The Billion Dollar Man". (loud boos) Anyways, it's a "Championship edition" of SWF Main Event, with all the titles on the line, which I'm told to tell you is to satisfy you, the fans. Here's the card:

In the main event world title match, The Billion Dollar Man faces (looks at the paper, and scoffs) Boppo the Clown? THAT is a serious contender to the SWF title? I think The Billion Dollar Man is abusing his power to have easy matches, instead of facing real competition like.....(Dean holds his headset, apparently someone is speaking to him through it, and Dean is not happy with what he hears) Fans, I was just told if I didn't apologize, and retract my harsh statements about The Billion Dollar Man's assertion of power, I'd be fired, so I hereby retract my statements, and apologize to The Billion Dollar Man, and you fans. (The fans boo, and Angelica looks upset over BDM's abuse of control)


Moving on, in a U.S. title match, The Freedom Fighter will defend against Yeti, Octane will defend his Televison title against the newcomers Lt. Jim Dingle, Alabama Man, and The Principal in a 4 Way Dance, The Breakfast Club's Burnout, Jock, & Nerd will challenge Sex Connection for the 6 man titles, and Hardcore champ Jack Suicide will face JuJu. Also, an important note, the tag belts WILL be on the line, but I am to clarify the following. Last week, while Cash Inc's Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money won the # 1 contendership for the titles, they will not be receiving their title shot tonight, which The Billion Dollar Man informed me, he will explain later in the show. Anyways, the SWF Tag Team titles will be defended in a tag team gauntlet match, involving champs The Black Dragons, Faith & Devotion, Kings of the Street, Crazy Phil & The Janitor, Petey Pizzazz & The Mercenary, Tripp & X, Disco Danny & Jimmy Jam, Charles Gunn & Rory Rogers, and two random draw teams to get as many people involved as possible for a crack at championship gold.


Angelica: Let's waste no time in getting to the first match!


SWF Televison title: 4 Way Dance- Octane vs Alabama Man w/ Miss Alabama vs Lt. Jim Dingle vs The Principal
Octane kills a terrified Jim Dingle, who seems like little a nancy boy, and Octane spares him the Empty Tank by pinning him after a running big boot. Alabama is not so lucky, he gets the Empty Tank, and pinned not long after Dingle, followed right after by another Empty Tank, and pin on the Principal, making this a quick squash. Angelica can't help but point out this match is a way to keep Octane out of the World title hunt, since everyone knows Octane could easily win the title. Angelica is then forced to apologize when BDM tells her to over the headset.
*Winner, and STILL SWF TV Champion* Octane


We head backstage where BDM explains why Jaffe & Joe don't get their title shots tonight. He says they will get it at his first PPV offering, "Cash Inc Presents: Slamboree". He says tonight is set so everyone can get a chance at titles, and the tag match is to determine the best team to face Jaffe & Joe at the PPV, since he thinks they are the best team in the SWF. That is B.S. since he obviously stacked the deck against The Black Dragons, hoping they lose the belts tonight so Cash Inc can face an easier team for the gold at Slamboree! BDM says the full PPV lineup will be announced next week. BDM then says Jaffe & Joe WILL wrestle tonight, in a handicap match! He's giving them an easy match! BDM says all the talent have a matches tonight, and says the five men not scheduled yet are in a drawing, to pick two teams for the tag title gauntlet, and the one left faces Jaffe & Joe in the handicap match! To his "shock", Repo is facing Jaffe & Joe in the handicap match, and Ayatollah Sheik teams with Tex Gentry, while Cpt. Fantastic teams with Mike Suicide are the random teams in the gauntlet. BDM then says, "In a step towards equality" he's adding the female members of the Breakfast Club, The Rich Girl & The Freak to the tag gauntlet, making it 11 teams in the match! BDM also says the handicap match is next.


Handicap match: Cash Inc vs Repo
Cash Inc await Repo, who comes out as Geroge "The Animal" Steele! Too bad he's killed in about 30 seconds with the Payoff from Joe Money for the pin.
*Winners* Cash Inc


We head backstage, where a still dazed from his match with Octane, Lt. Jim Dingle passes some crew members, who say they can't find "Steve", who is apparently works as a page. Dingle, wasting no time, says very seriously, "I'm on the case!", and runs off to find Steve.


SWF 6 Man title match: Sex Connection vs The Breakfast Club
The Breakfast Club hold their own in a wild pier six brawl, during which the ref is knocked down, then, The Principal runs down, carrying a chair! He goes to hit The Burnout, but Burnout shoves Beef Macho in front of him, so Beef gets hit! Burnout quickly covers Beef as The Principal runs off, confused, and The Nerd & The Jock hold Randy & Silkky at bay, 1-2-3! New champs! What an upset!
*Winners, and NEW SWF 6 Man Champions* The Breakfast Club

Post Match: The Breakfast Club celebrate their win, as The Freak & The Rich Girl join the festivities.


Backstage, Dingle is still in search of Steve, and he looks around through the various dressing rooms, saying he has run all over the place, with no trace of him. Dingle then suspects that Steve might have been dragged into the bathroom and "violated", a situation he says he has dealt with more times than he likes to remember. Dingle quietly moves into the Ladies room and hears an agonizing moan, and sees tapping feet from the first stall. Dingle looks at the camera, and signals that he's "Moving in on the sicko", with that he charges the door, shrieking like a little girl, and kicks the door in! We then hear an angry man asking what is going on, then Dingle pulls the door off the man, who is on the toilet! Dingle then converses with the man:


Dingle(embarrassed): Oh, I am SO sorry sir...


Upset Man: Steve, my name is Steve.


Dingle(smiles): So YOUR Steve! I was looking for you, people were wondering where you where, so I took the case.

Steve(mad, but trying to be nice): Case? Well, there is no case, I am having some "stomach problems" so I'd really appreciate if you left.

Dingle(slaps head, and laughs): Duh! What am I thinking! Ok, I'm gonna take off now, let you... get back to business. It was nice meeting you Steve (reaches to shake his hands, but withdrawals his hand, and laughs at his gesture) Whoa! I don't think I wanna do that!

Steve(angry): Can you just go now?


Dingle(serious): Sure.

Dingle tries putting back up the door, but it falls again, so he just runs off, embarrassed!


SWF U.S. Title match: The Freedom Fighter vs Yeti
Freedom dispatches Freedom pretty quickly with the Star Spangled Slam.
*Winner, and STILL SWF U.S. Champion* The Freedom Fighter


SWF Hardcore title match: Jack Suicide vs JuJu
The two have a spirited brawl, before Jack puts a trash can on JuJu's head, pushes him over, then does the Suicide Splash onto JuJu, who is still in the trash can! A hurt Jack pins JuJu, then runs off to the back before anyone can run down to challenge him for the belt.
*Winner, and STILL SWF Hardcore Champion* Jack Suicide


11 team SWF Tag Team title Gauntlet match
The way this works as two teams will randomly start, all allowed to fight at once, with no tag rule applying. You are eliminated by pinfall, submission, or being tossed over the top rope. BOTH members of a team must be eliminated. When one team is eliminated, the next team, determined via drawing enters, and so on until one team is left. The last team, or team member, representing a team get the titles. Now, for team # 1....Kings of the Street! Team 2 is....Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn of the Good Ol' Boys! The two go at it, and Tony soon tosses Rory, but Gunn pins Don after hitting his Gunnslinger finish while he does that! The two men then battle it out, resulting with Tony hitting The Edge, then scoring the win! Charles & Rory have been eliminated (Team Elimination # 1)! Team # 3 comes out...The Black Dragons! They are gonna really have to work to keep their titles! The Dragons use their speed to wear Tony down, and toss him out, but he didn't go without a fight. Kings of the Street are now officially gone (Team Elimination # 2). Team # 4 is next....Cpt. Fantastic & Mike Suicide! Fantastic & Mike put up quite the fight, but, The Dragons superior teamwork allows them to toss Fantastic, then they finish Mike off with the Dragon Attack! Fantastic & Mike are eliminated (Team Elimination # 3). Team # 5 is....The Mercenary & Petey Pizzazz! Mercenary beats up both men quite a bit, but somehow, when Merc goes to toss Shadow out, Shadow hangs on, slides underneath Merc, and dumps him instead! Petey is now left alone with The Black Dragons. Petey tries with all his might, giving a great effort, but the Dragons eventually hit him with the Dragon Attack! Merc & Petey are gone (Team Elimination # 4). The Dragons are a bit tired after the effort they've put forth so far, and await team # 6....X & Tripp! X & Tripp come on strong, since they are the fresh men, but the Dragons suck it up, and simultaneously toss them over the top rope! X & Tripp have been eliminated (Team Elimination # 5)! Team # 7 turns out to be....Jimmy Jam & Disco Danny of Generation Gap! The tired Dragons try their best, but almost get tossed, which serves to revive them, feeling the belts slip away, so they come at their foes as hard as they can, hitting them with their respective finishers! The two cover at the same time, score the win, and Danny & Jimmy are eliminated (Team Elimination # 6). Team # 8 come out....It's the Freak & The Rich Girl! The female team is gonna go toe to toe with the tag champions! On the way to the ring, The Rich Girl grabs a mic, and tells the Dragons from the outside that they didn't ask to be in the match, that BDM forced them to be in it, but they can't possibly fight any of the other SWF talent, the tag team champions no less. So, the ladies enter the ring, and jump out over the top rope eliminating themselves (Team Elimination # 7)! The two females also say what a sick person BDM is for trying to force them in such a match, and how he's abusing his power, which the fans agree with. When they leave, Team # 9 come down....Tex Gentry & Ayatollah Sheik! The Dragons give it all they have once again, and toss Tex, but Sheik serves to be a tough problem, as he shocases his power by fending both men, but is unable to toss them. Sheik manages to get Shadow almost out, but Quow sneaks up on him, playing possum, and tosses Sheik! Sheik & Tex are gone (Team Elimination # 8)! Team # 10 make their way down....Crazy Phil & The Janitor! The fans pop huge for this match up, since both teams are very popular. The tired Dragons are overwhelmed, and the fans root hard for Janitor & Phil, since they want them to win the gold ever since their epic near victory at No Escape. Phil ends up getting dumped by Quow, and the distraction allows Shadow to hit Janitor with the Flying Wizard! 1-2-3, Janitor is pinned, and Phil & The Janitor are eliminated (Team Elimination # 9). The fans are upset, but after the disaproval comes applause of respect, as The Black Dragons have made so far, with only Team # 11 standing in their way.... Faith & Devotion! F&D come down to stomp on the Dragons as soon as Janitor was pinned, but this turns out to be a fatal error, since Reverend is tossed almost instantly, and Xavier is left alone to be polished off with the Dragon Attack! The fans return to popping for the Dragons, and pop huge when Shadow pins Xavier to win the grueling match (Team Elimination # 10)!
*Winners, and STILL SWF Tag Team Champions* The Black Dragons


Main Event: SWF World title match: The Billion Dollar Man vs Boppo the Clown
This is a nothing match, BDM easily beats Boppo, just like everyone thought. The fans are totally pissed at BDM, and chants for Extreme Superstar become deafening.
*Winner, and STILL SWF World Champion* The Billion Dollar Man


We go back to the announcers, who intro the footage promised earlier, where Vance goes to reason with Extreme Superstar.

The footage starts with Vance arriving at the Miami home of Extreme Superstar (which is pretty swank). Miami is where the SWF is filmed, there seems to be some discrepancy among some fans as to where both the SWF Arena & SWF Superdome are located. Anyways, Vance knocks on the door, and after a few seconds, it slowly opens, revealing Extreme Superstar, to which the live crowd pops HUGE for. Extreme doesn't look too good though, he's pretty disheveled, with unkempt hair, wearing some lounging clothes (a plain white shirt, and black shorts), which gives the impression that he hasn't left his home since his seemingly goodbye look at the SWF Arena last week, a theory supported by the way he squints at the sunlight when he answers the door. Also, he looks very sad, and has a hard time even looking Vance in the eyes. The two then proceed to have the following exchange:

Vance(somewhat shocked at Extreme's appearance): Hi.

Extreme(looking at the floor, and using a sad, low voice): Vance.

Vance(breaking an awkward silence): Have you been watching?

Extreme(sighs, and says with anguish): Yeah.

Vance: It's awful. When are coming back?

Extreme(lifts his head and looks at Vance, seemingly close to tears): I'm not. (The live crowd is heard gasping)

Vance(shocked): What?

Extreme(once again looking away, still very emotional): It's over. I don't care anymore, I'm tired. (you can hear the shocked crowd buzzing about what was just said)

Vance(is disbelief): Rob, (short for Extreme's given name, and what his friends call him) PLEASE. We need you, he's gonna ruin everything you've built.

Extreme(sighs again, in a pained voice): Look, I'm getting out of the business, let whoever takes over handle it. I'm done Vance.

Vance(refusing to believe what he's hearing): No. You can't let it end like this!

Extreme(more emotional, but still quiet): I had my moment, I don't need to prove anything else to anyone. Everything has passed me by, and I can't do it anymore.

Vance(emotional, and pleading): Deep down inside of you, that man we all know, he's still there. For the sake of you own creation, the SWF, FIND HIM!

Extreme(near tears): He's DEAD Vance, Extreme Superstar is GONE. All that's left is what you see now, an ordinary man. I've done some amazing things with the SWF and all, but that's over now, It's time for me to stop playing superhero, and resign to a regular existence. It couldn't last forever, and the sooner we all realize it, the better off we'll be.

Vance(still in disbelief): You are not the man I came to see. You are not the man that I was looking for.

Extreme(pained and angered): Who were you looking for Vance? The mythological hero, that would heed your pleas, and rush back and save the day? (The still stunned crowd pops slightly) Well I'm sorry to inform you Vance, but no such person exists. (the crowd boos)

Vance(emotional and somewhat angry): He DID exist. At one time, a time not so long ago, which you seem to have completely forgotten, he lived in YOU. Extreme Superstar was not just a character, all the energy and passion that he had didn't simply come from nowhere, it belonged to you, it was YOURS Rob. And dammit, whether you want to believe me or not, it's STILL there, and always will be. But, if you choose not to let it escape from wherever it's hiding, then there's no amount of convincing in the world that will bring it back. I'm sorry to have wasted your time.

Extreme(very emotional): I'm sorry Vance. I'm sorry to everyone that I've let down. I just can't be the man you want me to be, and that's something I'll have to live with for the rest of my life, but know this (Extreme with a few tears in his eyes, briefly looks at the camera) NOTHING will ever erase the memories of all the things I was lucky enough to be a part of. And I will truly miss all the fans, friends, and other supporters I've made along the way, as I do love each and every one of them. As much as it pains me....goodbye

We see tears coming down Extreme's face as he slowly closes the door, leaving Vance and the cameraman on the front steps, with Vance holding back tears. We return to the announcers, where we see Dean also fighting tears, and Angelica takes her headset off, and begins to cry, before rushing off.

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 5/1/04

We open with a recap of last week's brutal attack on Extreme. Then, we skip the intro, and go live, where a sad Vance & Dean are addressing not only the home viewers, but the live audience as well:

Vance(upset): You all just saw the footage of last week's despicable attack on Extreme Superstar, the owner of this company (the crowd boos loudly about the attack).

Dean(also upset): Extreme was severely injured in the attack, and was taken to a local medical facility, where he was treated for a multitude of injuries.

Vance(having a hard time speaking): Dean, Angelica, and I went right to the hospital to see Extreme as soon as we could get up there. Extreme was terribly upset, and when he was done being treated, he ripped the IV out of his arm, and blew past medical personnel on his way out of the hospital. We tried reasoning with him, but he then sadly told us that he was going home, and that it was "over"(loud boos). None of us here in the SWF have heard from him since, and have no idea what to make of the situation, other than that since Extreme seemingly has given up control of the SWF (LOUD boos) the SWF board of directors, headed by myself, will assume control over the SWF broadcasts...

Any further statement is cut off by the sound of The Billion Dollar Man's music, which gets MEGA boos. BDM looks very chipper, and he makes his way to the announce position where Vance & Dean are. BDM then grabs Dean's mic and starts talking:

BDM(ecstatic): Hello all you wonderful people! (BIG boos) Oh, I guess your mad about what I did last week. Well, it had to be done. (more loud boos) Extreme crossed me one too many times, so I had to put a stop to him. I honestly didn't want to go that far with it, but when I heard this next little diddy, there was now way I could resist. You see, in the SWF rule book (pulls the book out of his inside jacket pocket) it says that when the head honcho, in this case, Extreme Superstar is unable to fulfill his duties, the SWF World champ, that would be ME, can assume match making control! (LOUD boos)

Vance: WAIT! (takes the rule book from BDM, and looks through it) That only pertains to World championship matches!

BDM(laughs): That's not how it's written! Page 14, third paragraph. The ambiguous wording technically allows me to assume full control! (more major boos)

Vance: (looking at the text in shock) He's right. (staggering boos) I'm afraid to say this fans, but The Billion Dollar Man is now in control of the SWF! (the boos pile up, and garbage is hurled at the stage)

BDM(evilly laughs): Oh yes, I am now the man in charge of the SWF! So tonight, *I* am making the matches! (the booing continues) In keeping with what was advertised last week, the newest SWF talents Jim Dingle & Alabama Man WILL debut tonight, in addition to some other major matches. I feel so good, I want to defend the SWF title, and I will, against the man I faced to win it at Spring Stampede, Quow Ling! He came too close to beating me at the PPV, and I have to erase all the doubt in everyone's mind about beating him. I'll beat Quow Ling fair and square, or I'll tell you what, I'll give control of the SWF back to Vance and the board of directors! (BIG pop) In other matches, my friends Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money are without a doubt, the best team in the SWF, so they deserve to be tag champs again. Tonight, you will see them face another top team, The Suicide Brothers for # 1 contendership! Since The Shadow's partner is gonna be busy facing me, Shadow can fight in a title match, for the TV title, once again versus Octane! After that match, I don't think I have to worry about Shadow interfering to help Quow in our World title match! And finally, Freedom Fighter, you will have a title match too, versus Petey Pizzazz! Vance, is there any saying you want to start the show off with perhaps?

Vance(half heartedly): Let's kick it off.

Alabama Man vs The Reverend
Alabama Man comes out to Sweet Home Alabama by Lynard Skynyrd as seen in his promos. The woman with him is known as Miss Alabama, which is displayed on her beauty pageant sash. She is a very attractive blond woman, made up to look trashy, wearing torn daisy duke shorts, and a sleeveless red and white checkered shirt that is tied up in the front. Alabama Man is said to be 6'4 246 pounds, and he has short brown hair, and a grizzly short hair beard. He wears long acid wash denim shorts, and a sleeveless open red and black checkered flannel shirt with a white wife beater tank top under it. His boots are made to look like light brown construction boots. Alabama Man dominates, using an brawling style, and when Reverend is face down on the mat, he applies his finishing hold, a move we are told Extreme Superstar himself taught to him in training, known as the Alabama Twister. It's a submission, where Alabama Man does the toehold clamp like in an STF, but locks on a half nelson with one hand, reaches his other hand around the front for a Tazzmission, clamping the man, then pulling the upper body as high as he can get it, and twisting the torso to the side! The move looks quite painful, and Rev taps soon after it's applied! Not sure what to think of Alabama Man, as he acts like a heel, but just faced, and beat a heel.
*Winner* Alabama Man


We head backstage, where Angelica is with the debuting Jim Dingle. Dingle is wearing the light brown cop uniform, with the short shorts. Dingle seems like a nice guy, and he starts complimenting Angelica on her clothes?! He does seems to know a lot about women's fashion though. Jim says he is a Lieutenant, so I guess we call him Lt. Jim Dingle. Dingle says he's in the SWF to lay down the law and order. He is starting tonight vs The Don, since Don is a man of "Questionable ethics".


Lt. Jim Dingle vs The Don
Dingle is said to be 6'0, 230lbs, and comes out to a techno mix of the Beverly Hills Cop Theme, and dances horribly to it! The fans, and announcers can't help but laugh. Dingle takes punishment right off the bat, but uses some nice technical wrestling to take control. Dingle ends up stopping Don with a boot as he runs off the ropes, and hooks him for a lifting double arm DDT! The announcers say it's called the Dingle Drop. 1-2-3, and it's curtains for The Don.
*Winner* Lt. Jim Dingle

SWF Televison title match: Octane vs The Shadow
Shadow, like last week, gives it a good go, but falls prey to the Empty Tank after a few minutes of exciting action.
*Winner, and STILL SWF TV Champion* Octane


We go to a video, which seems to be in a dark basement, and we hear the sounds of the song Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus, which was featured in the film Silence of the Lambs, in a setting like this for the bizarre character.... Oh. My. God. The SWF is really gonna go there. And indeed, we see a creepy man, with disheveled blond hair, a floral robe on, sitting in front of a vanity mirror, and applying lipstick! He laughs with a very deep voice, and speaks of how he is so pretty, and that he must look his best for his "Big debut". The man sways to the music, singing along, as we fade out, and a graphic declares that "Buffalo Billy is coming". Dear lord, the SWF is really gonna have a character based on BUFFALO BILL FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!!!!


We head to the announcers, who are understandably creeped out at the impending arrival of Buffalo Billy, but don't actually have a debut date for his arrival.


SWF Tag Team titles # 1 Contendership match: The Suicide Brothers vs Cash Inc.
The Suicides come on strong, but Cash Inc are ready for this match, and take the fight right to them. We get some great back and forth, and after a long battle, Jaffe nails Mike with the Arabian Goodnight for the pin!
*Winners, and # 1 Contenders* Cash Inc.


SWF U.S. title match: The Freedom Fighter vs Petey Pizzazz
This is a rematch of their Spring Stampede I Quit Match, and I assume Petey gets this chance because of his ties to BDM, and aiding in the Extreme attack last week. The announcers even point out how most of the people to get matches this week were ones who aided BDM last week in the Extreme Superstar attack. They express their dislike for BDM's assumption of power, and talk of missing Extreme. After quite the effort, Freedom plants Petey with a Star Spangled Slam to once again beat him.
*Winner, and STILL SWF U.S. Champion* The Freedom Fighter

Post Match: Petey seems really upset as he sits up after the loss that he failed for the second time to win the U.S. title, and he springs up to attack Freedom as he leaves the ring! Officials swarm to ringside to pull Petey off of Freedom! The announcers bring up the mean streak that had been seen in Petey over the past several weeks.


Main Event: SWF World title match- The Billion Dollar Man vs Quow Ling
The crowd is all over BDM, and cheer Quow vigorously, hoping he can beat BDM, so he is no longer in control of the SWF. The ring announcer also clarifies that BDM loses his power if he cheats, or uses any outside interference. BDM attacks right away, but Quow fights back, and unloads on him, and the fans go crazy. BDM soon fights back, and slows down the pace to his liking, firmly grasping control of the match. The fans rally behind Quow, and there are also mixed in chants for Extreme Superstar, as many hope he shows up. Quow makes the big comeback, and battles with BDM for quite some time, wearing him down enough to go to the top rope! Quow comes off with a shooting star press, and hits it! 1....2....NO! BDM kicked out! A stunned Quow goes to pick up BDM from the mat, and he's rolled up for a pin! The crowd gasps in horror as the ref counts 1....2....QUOW ROLLS INTO A REVERSAL! The ref starts the new count 1....2........NO! BDM kicked out! SO close. Quow takes to using his faced paced moves to wear down BDM some more, but misses a spinning heel kick! Quow tries to recover quickly, but the match has taken it's toll, and he's not getting up too fast. As he makes it to his feet, Quow is met by an equally tired BDM, who goes to kick Quow, possibly to set up the Billion Dollar Bomb, but his foot is grabbed! Quow goes for an enziguri, but BDM ducks down, and Quow ends up landing on his feet! However, Quow is now with his back to BDM, so BDM slaps on the Billion Dollar Dream! BDM shakes Quow violently in the hold, and when Quow tries to break free, BDM drops to the mat! BDM now has Quow locked in the hold on the canvas, but Quow refuses to surrender, forcing BDM onto his back (but his shoulders are up) as fans cheer him on. Quow holds his arms up, letting the ref know that he's still in the fight, and he plants his feet on either side of BDM, trying to bridge out. Quow gets a good push, and flips over BDM, who still has the hold locked in, and Quow is now on him for the pin, while both men are still tangled in the move! The ref goes for the count, 1.....2.........NO! BDM rolls out, and pulls himself up, as does Quow. BDM then scores a kick to the gut, before quickly hitting the Billion Dollar Bomb! BDM, is tired, and fails to roll the move into the pin as he usually does, but he rolls Quow over for one, 1....2....3! BDM won!
*Winner, and STILL SWF World champ, and man in charge* The Billion Dollar Man

Post Match: The fans boo loudly, and BDM celebrates with his title, as his Cash Inc buddies run down to share in the moment. The fans start hurling garbage in the ring, then loud chants for Extreme go up. The camera then desperately pans to the aisle, waiting to see if Extreme actually shows. Then, we switch cameras, hearing a commotion that something is going on outside, and we follow the camera out the front door. There we see a lone man in the distant darkness, wearing similar clothes that Extreme Superstar is usually seen in, right down to the backwards white fitted hat. He stares up at the big neon SWF Arena sign, but soon walks off as the camera man draws near, and calls out to him, saying "Extreme?". The man gets into a giant black SUV with dark tinted windows, and slowly drives off, as the camera rushes to see if it is indeed Extreme. We catch the licence plate as the car drives away, and it's a custom one, that reads "Extreme 1" in red letters. The announcers identify that the car does indeed belong to Extreme Superstar, and we fade out.

END OF SHOW

SWF Main Event 4/24/04
SWF Main Event 4/24/04

We recap last night's Spring Stampede show before the intro, then go to Vance & Dean, as Extreme was only announcing through the Extreme Lethal Lottery.

Vance: Welcome to another edition of SWF Main Event! Tonight should be very interesting, since we have crowned our new SWF champion!

Dean: Last night, much to the dismay of virtually everyone, The Billion Dollar Man beat Quow Ling in the final match of the Extreme Lethal Lottery, winning the SWF title back again in the process.

Vance: After the match, Extreme Superstar, who was in the aisle running off BDM's Cash Inc pals, ran to the ring and laid a massive beating on the newly crowned champ. As we went off air, a furious BDM scurried to the back, swearing revenge. And knowing The Billion Dollar Man, I wouldn't doubt he has planned something. What will come of his promise of revenge? Only time will tell.

Dean: We should also mention, for those who missed Spring Stampede, in the other title matches, the champions were all successful. But, onto tonight, we have some great action lined up:

In the first ever women's match in SWF history, the Breakfast Club's own girls, The Rich Girl & The Freak will go on on one!

Also, the other Breakfast Club members, The Burnout, The Jock, & The Nerd will make their wrestling debuts versus Tripp, Repo, & the Breakfast Club's arch enemy Principal Vernon!

And, in title matches, U.S. champ The Freedom Fighter faces Mike Suicide, and the SWF Televison champ Octane defends against The Shadow!

Vance: Without further ado, let's KICK IT OFF!


SWF Televison title match: Octane vs The Shadow
We have a good match, where Shadow holds his own with Octane, but eventually falls prey to the Empty Tank, and it's over.
*Winner, and STILL SWF Televison Champion* Octane


We head backstage, where the new SWF World champ, The Billion Dollar Man plots with the rest of Cash Inc. He makes a cryptic comment, saying that "Everything is set for tonight".


First ever SWF women's wrestling match: The Freak vs The Rich Girl
Both come out to the Breakfast Club theme, and look hesitant to fight. The Rich Girl then suggests that they leave the ring, to be counted out, but The Freak doesn't want it that way! The Rich Girl gets mad, then they two argue, before engaging in a CATFIGHT! The crowd is into it, as The Freak dominates the brawl, I guess rich chicks aren't keen on fighting. The Freak leaves The Rich Girl laying on the mat, and climbs the ropes! She comes off with a big splash! The Freak goes for the pin, 1-2-3! It's over!
*Winner* The Freak

Post Match: The rest of the Breakfast Club come out, and along with The Freak, they help the Rich Girl up. The Freak & The Rich Girl shake hands, making amends. Before too much celebrating can be done, Principal Vernon, & Tripp storm the ring! They attack their opponents for tonight as The Freak & The Rich girl retreat! The ref rings the bell, so this match will start now!


The Burnout, The Jock, & The Nerd (The Breakfast Club) vs Principal Vernon, Tripp, & Repo
As per usual, Repo is nowhere to be found, no doubt readying for his grand entrance. As the three men of Breakfast Club do a major beat down on Vernon & Tripp, we hear the music of HHH! Out comes Repo, dressed in a "street gear HHH" getup, with the denim vest over a leather jacket, and he's got a toy sledgehammer! Repo tries to beat on people with the hammer, but it's just a toy, and The Jock boots him in the stomach, and plants him with a DDT! The Nerd then hits a Lionsault on the fallen Repo! The Burnout & The Jock fend off Tripp & Vernon, with Burnout using a Death Valley Driver to keep him at bay while The Nerd pins Repo! It's over!
*Winners* The Breakfast Club

We now go to a video, where we hear the sounds of Lynard Skynyrd's Sweet Home Alabama, and see a big guy with a scruffy beard, and an attractive, but poorly dressed blonde woman riding down a country road in a open topped old jalopy truck ala the Beverly Hillbillies. We then see a graphic that says "Next week....Alabama Man is coming".

We head to Vance & Dean, who inform us Alabama Man & his lady friend are the newest talents coming to the SWF, set to debut next week, along with the next man we will see, which leads us to another vingette:

In this vingette, we see a man who is obviously a take on tv character Jim Dangle from the hilarious Comedy Central show Reno 911!. The man in the footage looks just like him, and is clad in a similar police uniform, even the daisy duke shorts. The man is on a police training course, where he manages to miss a pop up target, and instead shoot a squad car off course, which blows up! The superior officer yells at him, and we learn his name, Jim Dingle. Dingle claims the sun got in his eyes, which the superior officer doesn't buy. Dingle then states that his gun misfired. Dingle tries to demonstrate what went wrong, and ends up firing again, this time, hitting another car, and blowing it up! Dingle then drops the gun and runs off before he can be yelled at. We then get a graphic saying Dingle is coming next week.

Main Event: SWF U.S. title match- The Freedom Fighter vs Mike Suicide
Mike actually dominates with his speed, and comes THIS close to taking the belt away from Freedom on at least three occasions. Freedom somehow fights back, and hits the Star Spangled Slam out of nowhere to pick up the win. He was lucky though, as Mike almost nabbed the title.
*Winner, and STILL SWF U.S. Champion* The Freedom Fighter

We cut backstage, where a crew member rushes to Extreme Superstar's office to tell him that Angelica Summers was being held captive by The Billion Dollar Man in the parking lot! Extreme races to the parking lot to see what is up, looking furious, and he runs through the door, and Joe Money, who was hiding behind the door, slams it shut, and locks it with a key! Extreme turns to see him, and prepares to fight, but Joe urges him to turn around. When he does, we see The Billion Dollar Man, Jahalaman Jaffe, Faith & Devotion, Kings of the Street, Yeti, The Mercenary, & Petey Pizzazz all come out from hiding, coming closer to Extreme! It was a trap! Extreme is locked in the parking area vs 10 guys! The gang of ten swarm Extreme viciously beating him unmercifully, slamming him against cars even! while BDM screams out getting revenge for being embarrassed by Extreme all the time. The gang beat Extreme so bad that he's covered in blood, and is unable to move. For the coup de grace, BDM has them lift Extreme, and they carry him over to the far side of the lot, where an office for parking personnel is, but unfortunately, no personnel is actually there to help Extreme. The office has a big glass window in front of it, so BDM has the men throw Extreme head first through it! Extreme crashes through the window, and lands sickeningly on the floor in the office, remaining completely out of it. BDM congratulates the group on a job well done, promising big rewards to them as we fade out after one last shot of the mangled Extreme.

END OF SHOW