My Bio: The Conclusion!
Well, finally I've gotten around to sit down and finish my bio, which was started in the first entry on the blog , here it is, enjoy.

When we last left off, I had just engaged in an all out war with my nemesis, Mrs. Shetler, that being near the end of seventh grade. The rest of that year finished rather uneventfully, with the exception of becoming friends with the rest of the initial EGWF crew. It was the next year that we actually started the EGWF, we came up with the name initially a joke name meaning Extremely Gay (as in stupid) Wrestling Federation. One simple match started it all, a tag match at User's house, that was supposed to determine the Tag Champions, but ended in controversy. The team of User and Corky took on Spanky and myself, but when me and Spanky double pinned Corky, it was determined unfair and we were disqualified, but walked away with a moral victory. With no champs determined, we looked to our upcoming trip to our nation's capital, Washington D.C. to decide who were the champions. On the first of a two night tour, due to some no shows and scheduling conflicts, only User, Spanky, and myself were there to compete, and us three had a match, and the man that took the fall would be the loser, leaving the other two as tag champs. The legendary team of SaTINN was formed when I turned on my ally, Spanky to team with User and win the gold. On night two, Spanky snagged a partner in Corky to take on the champs, in two separate matches, but lost both times. Upon the return to Ohio, the wheels were set in motion to actually make the EGWF a full fledged promotion, and a group of us, User Friendly, Spanky/Wigger G/Mr. G, Pinky/Wigger T, Corky, Beatley, and myself started planning the first supercard. It was to take place at Spanky, A.K.A. Aaron's birthday party, and would determine the champs for the other titles, being the World, Intercontinental, Hardcore, European, and Gay as Charged belts, also featuring a tag title defense and a grudge match. The title matches were as followed: The World title would be decided in a tournament, Spanky vs Corky for the IC (Intercontinental) belt, User vs Corky in a ladder match, with me (Extreme Superstar) as a referee, Extreme Superstar vs a mystery opponent for the European title, Extreme Superstar vs Pinky for the Gay as Charged title, and SaTINN vs the Fat Express (Pinky and Spanky) for the tag belts. Also in a non-title showdown we had an "I Cry" match with Spanky vs Pinky, with guest referee Corky. For the benefit of you, the reader, I'll recap the show below:

EGWF PRESENTS: GAY AS CHARGED- 3/6/99, FROM PERRY OHIO

The show begins with a message from Extreme Superstar, (ME!) Informing the viewers of a disturbance that took place before the show, you see, a few punk kids tried to disrupt the event, and the EGWF crew beat them up, including myself picking one of them up and tossing him on to the other. They threatened revenge, so we covered our bases by alerting the viewers in case something happened, so they's understand what was going on. Thankfully, the whole show goes off without incident.

MATCH 1: FOR THE EGWF HARDCORE TITLE - USER FRIENDLY VS CORKY: HARDCORE LADDER MATCH W/ SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE EXTREME SUPERSTAR

HISTORY: These were the two best candidates for the Hardcore belt, so they got the shot and agreed to the stipulations. Extreme(for the record, that's me!) was referee since User knew Spanky and his new ally Pinky were gunning for him, and needed someone he could trust, and didn't have heat with Corky, ensuring a fair match.

THE MATCH: It is the only match of the card taking place outside, being March, it's still snowing and cold as hell. Weapons are scattered around the area, and the ladder is set under a big tree, where the belt hangs. I must note that Corky comes out in his "Corky Mask" a dumb, black executioner-type mask, which comes off quicky, and not worn again for the remainder of the night. The two go at it, in a wild brawl with plenty of weapon shots, one that nearly knocks out User, until, as expected Pinky runs in. But instead of taking out User or Extreme, he attacks Corky, allowing User to grab the belt for the win. Spanky, must've sent out Pinky to destroy Corky, so he'd have an easy IC title match later. In the post match interview, all hell breaks loose as Corky returns for revenge and is LAID OUT by a wicked spear from Extreme.

MATCH 2: FOR THE EGWF EUROPEAN TITLE EXTREME SUPERSTAR VS ???

HISTORY: Seeking revenge, Spanky had set up a mystery opponent to take on Extreme.

THE MATCH: There wasn't one. The mystery man chickened out, so Extreme wins by forfeit, becoming the Euro champ.

MATCH 3- NON TITLE "I CRY" MATCH: SPANKY VS PINKY W/ SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE CORKY

HISTORY: Spanky had been saying he made Pinky cry before during a match, a claim disputed by Pinky. So they decided to have a match to settle the issue, the first to cry is the loser.

THE MATCH: The two pretend to fight then attack Corky, screwing us all of the anticipated bout. Obviously, both are disqualified.

MATCH 4- FOR THE EGWF GAY AS CHARGED TITLE: EXTREME VS PINKY

HISTORY: Pinky, being quite large, about 230 (at the time, he's no longer big) figured he could take Extreme in a match, and cut promos for the fight, declaring himself the "Pink as Charged" champion and that he'd beat Extreme. Extreme said "Rename the title after the event: Gay as Charged, and let's put it on the line and find out who's the real champion". So the title was made and the match signed.

THE MATCH: The two lock up, and Extreme goes for a takedown, both men fall, Pinky BREAKS HIS COLLARBONE! And Extreme pins him, all in 12 seconds! Extreme now has three titles, and is in the tournament for the World title later on, can he be stopped? Also as a result, Pinky is out of the Tag match and the World title Tournament. This is a classic EGWF moment, still talked about today.

MATCH 5- FOR THE EGWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE: SPANKY VS CORKY

HISTORY: Many personal issues needed to be settled and they did that in this contest. Also, this is the infamous "Boston Massacre", another "Classic" moment in EGWF history. I really don't want to get into it here, so if you want the details, email me at Hulkster316@msn.com .

THE MATCH: A long , grueling contest that ended when Spanky damn near broke Corky's back in a version of the Boston Crab, and also where the "Massacre" took place.

MATCH 6- EGWF WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH 1: USER FRIENDLY VS CORKY

HISTORY: This is the first of three matches to determine the first ever EGWF champ. The winner takes on the winner of Spanky vs Extreme in the title match.

THE MATCH: Resident EGWF Official Beatley obviously has his own agenda, as he disrupted the match on several occasions, attacking User, eventually giving him the DDT, which led to Corky pinning him in a quick count.

MATCH 7- EGWF WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT MATCH 2: EXTREME SUPERSTAR VS SPANKY

HISTORY: The second of three matches in the title tourney, the winner advances the finals vs Corky. Also by this point Extreme holds one half of the Tag Team titles, the European title, and the Gay as Charged championship.

THE MATCH: Referee Beatley seems to have it out for Spanky, as he distracts him, allowing Extreme to hit the Berrios Bomb, his version of the Pedigree, and get the victory. Extreme is now one match away from being the first World champion, and also in the process holding four titles at once.

MATCH 8- THE EGWF WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT FINALS: CORKY VS EXTREME SUPERSTAR

HISTORY: This is the match to determine the first EGWF World champion. Extreme is also on quite the roll going in to this thing.

THE MATCH: A clean, no controversy match that sees Extreme use the Perfect Plex/Fisherman's Suplex and score the win and the title. What a night for Extreme, he now holds for belts at once, all of which he's the first champ for, beat the odds by destroying Pinky in 12 seconds, and has yet to be pinned. That right there, is what ushered in the Extreme Superstar era, and made a legend.

After the big event, the EGWF was riding high, and Extreme Superstar was at the helm, until the fateful day in which I was SCREWED out of the gold. In a ladder match for both the World and Hardcore titles, I grabbed the Hardcore title and dropped the World as I fell from the ladder, where my opponent, User Friendly (we were still tag champs but feuding as well) seized the gold. After the incident a rift was created between myself and the EGWF, so I left the organization, and formed the TWF. TWF pioneered the trampoline wrestling industry, with Extreme leading the way, plus world-class talents such as Shasta McNasty and Dusty Streets, TWF was a smashing success. However, I opted to drop the Extreme Superstar name, and took the moniker of Chicken Neck. Chicken Neck is a weird name, but it gets your attention, which is why I lifted from a skit on the Insane Clown Posse's Riddlebox CD. I took to using a devastating Figure Four Leglock I called the "Chicken Plucker". I teamed with Shasta McNasty, forming the Nasty Necks, but soon I decided a character overhaul was necessary, and found a new name in yet another ICP skit, this one from the Amazing Jeckel Brothers album. So it was goodbye Chicken Neck, hello Mo Styles, the flashy and well-dressed alter ego of yours truly. I kept the Figure Four, renaming it the "Styles Lock" and added a vicious Deathlock-style submission named the "Alabama Twister". But the most dangerous addition was the almighty Legdrop, as used by my hero Hulk Hogan, which nobody ever could kick out of. My alliance with Shasta remained as well, and we added his brother, the Hardcore Legend, Dusty Streets, a stable known as McStyles. We ran roughshod over all challengers, so much so that my deadly, (but perfectly legal) Figure Four was banned! Since everyone started breaking the rules, I made a surprise run-in during a Women's title match, being held under an open challenge and won the title. Being in charge of the company, we ruled it ok, so I wrestled and lost it, (laying down for someone to take the gold, or course) all together three times, and was the greatest Women's champ ever. The crowning moment of the promotion had to have been the huge summer spectacular they put together at Madison Circle Garden. We had grudge matches and settled scores, also in the biggest shocker of the night, Extreme Superstar's music struck up, as he was revealed as the huge surprise planned. The legend lived again as he rushed to the ring and decimated his opponent as the crowd gasped in shock, then bursted into a giant standing ovation. Not long after however, I was forced to move, which effectively killed the promotion, and left my whole career in question. So here I sat in Mayfield Ohio, without anywhere left to go, until May of this year. During an EGWF event a car came cruising down the street, blaring Hulk Hogan's theme Song , Real American. In an amazing moment, Extreme Superstar emerged, ending a three year hiatus from the company. Many experts said that with the bad blood between myself and the EGWF, you'd never see me wrestle, or even show up there again. That day, in my return match, I got to beat User Friendly, vindicating a loss that had haunted me for the past three years. Also, in another fantastic moment, I was the first man inducted into the EGWF Hall of Fame. I've been kind of a recluse as of late, but I guarantee you, when I return, I'll send shockwaves throughout the wrestling business.