SWF Main Event 8/28/04

We start with a recap of last night's Heatwave PPV, a night capped off by Octane beating The Billion Dollar Man fair and square for the SWF World title. After the video, we go live to Vance & Dean:


Vance: Welcome to SWF Main Event! We are only one day removed from our Heatwave PPV, which saw FOUR titles change hands! Three of those victories were huge, shocking upsets, with newcomers The Bell Kids winning the SWF 6 Man titles, Walter winning the Hardcore title, and Jules winning the SWF Television title. The fourth title change was the big one, OCTANE cleanly defeated The Billion Dollar Man for the SWF title! (HUGE pop)

Dean: Also, the show saw the emergence of an Extreme Superstar (HUGE pop at the mention of his name) we haven't seen before, as he totally destroyed Faith & Devotion, as well as the monster Daimon in his hardcore gauntlet match! (another mega pop) But don't worry fans, tonight is shaping up to be a fantastic show as well, with several big matches lined up, just listen:

Fresh off his Heatwave victory over old tag partner, The Don, Tony Ramon is set to do battle with Silkky Smooth! (big pop)

Fuming over their less than fair loss of the 6 Man titles, as a result of their enemy, Principal Vernon's interference, The Breakfast Club is out for revenge tonight, giving us three big matches tonight! In an SWF first, The Breakfast Club's The Freak & The Rich Girl will square off with The Bell Kids' Jessie & Lisa in a women's tag team match! (big pop) The second grudge match will be a battle of the geeks, as Breakfast Club's Nerd faces The Bell Kids' Screech! (big pop) And, in the third grudge match of this feud, The Breakfast Club look to rebel against the system, as The Burnout & The Jock face the allied school administrators Belding & Breakfast Club's nemesis, Principal Vernon! (big pop)

And, you would not believe this HUGE main event just signed. It appears as if Cash Inc's Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money have a rematch clause in their contracts, and after losing the tag belts at Redemption last month, never used their rematch for the tag titles. So, since the title shot is good for a month, and they just made the deadline, they have been granted a tag title match versus The Black Dragons tonight! (mixed cheers/boos, a positive reaction for such a big match, and negative for Cash Inc weaseling another title shot.)

Vance: Without further ado, let's KICK IT OFF!


Silkky Smooth vs Tony Ramon
Silkky starts strong, but soon, Tony turns it around. The two brawl it out rather evenly, then Silkky sends Tony out over the tope rope with a clothesline. Silkky follows him to the floor, and tony is waiting, meeting him with some punches, before whipping him into the steel ring steps! Tony keeps up his attack, as the ref reaches an 8 count. Realizing he could be counted out, Tony goes to reenter the ring, but the downed Silkky snags his foot! Tony tries to kick him off, but it's too late! Both men have been counted out!
*Double Countout*

Post Match: A pissed off Tony Ramon attacks Silkky again, as Silkky fights up, leading to a massive brawl up the aisle! SWF officials swarm to break up the melee. Dean says this incident looks to have planted the seeds of a rivalry.

We head backstage, where Lt. Jim Dingle receives yet another creepy note. This one merely says "It starts 9/18/04". After reading the letter, Dingle discusses it with a crew member nearby:

Dingle: This couldn't possibly be anything but bad. Not too many good things start with cryptic letters from psycho stalkers, outside a late night Cinemax movie, and THOSE things aren't even that good! (the crew member just stares at him) C'mon! The plots are substandard, the acting is rigid, and what about the cinematography?! If you REALLY want high quality stuff, you have to watch Showtime. HBO is okay, don't get me wrong, but Showtime really knows it's late night programming. (crew member just shakes his head in disgust, and walks away) Jeez, I'm SOOOO sorry to have offended you Mr. Spielberg! (walking off, under his breath) I hate film snobs.

After that, we head back to the arena, where Extreme Superstar's music suddenly rips through the arena! The fans go NUTS, as Extreme walks out, carrying some kind of trophy(gold man with his arms raised in victory, on a marble base that looks like a wrestling ring, with a gold plate for the engraved award name), and a mic. Extreme enters the ring, and begins to speak:

Extreme(enjoying the reaction): Is everyone having a good time tonight? (big pop, Extreme smiles) Good. Now, onto the reason I'm here. (holds up the trophy in his hand) These awards, dubbed "Superstar Awards" are what we will be handing out at the SWF Awards special, which, as announced last night, will be airing live on September 29th. It will emanate from a place not too far from here, the Fiesta Palace banquet hall, and while there is limited seating available, we invite the SWF fans to attend! (HUGE pop) After all, it will be your votes that determine the winners of the awards. From now, up until the night before the show, the SWF website has the ballots up, so we encourage fans to vote. While your at the site too, make sure to also vote for who you want to see in the main event War Games match at the PPV of the same name, set for September 24th, coming at you live from the SWF Superdome. Voting for that goes until the September 11th edition of SWF Main Event, where the participants will be named. Speaking of that show, I have some programming notes for you. A reminder to fans, due to a very special goodwill tour of appearances the SWF is doing across Asia, SWF Main Event will not air next week (big boos). I'm sorry folks, but hey, the September 11th show is going to be special. (gets more serious) I hate to mention it, but we all know what that day marks, and instead of dwelling on the sadness of the day, the SWF is going to do something to honor the enduring spirit of America, as that day has taken on a whole new meaning these past three years. I am proud to announce that the September 11th edition of SWF Main Event, will be a salute to America. (BIG pop) On that show, we plan to have a top notch card, as well as the announcement of the chosen War Games main event, and ballot for the fan decided undercard of War Games. I hope you fans join us for that very important broadcast. Well, that about does it, enjoy the rest of the show!

Extreme's music hits, and he leaves the ring to a big pop, while Vance & Dean talk up the "SWF Salutes America" SWF Main Event, War Games, and the SWF Awards ceremony. After that, we get ready for our next match.


The Nerd vs Screech
Nerd is all pissed, with the ENTIRE TBC crew accompanying him to the ring! Screech comes out with all TBK members, starting a massive brawl on the floor (with opposing female/male mini fights), as Nerd & Screech fight in the ring! Nerd soon downs Screech with a reverse DDT, hits the Lionsault, and 1-2-3, it's over!
*Winner* The Nerd

Since they are all at ringside, The Rich Girl & The Freak throw Jessie & Lisa in the ring to start their match!

The Rich Girl & The Freak vs Jessie & Lisa
Rich Girl (RG) & Freak keep up their attack on Jessie/Lisa, with the ref tossing up his hands, deciding to just let it go, as everyone else is still fighting on the floor, as SWF officials swarm in to break it up, unsuccessfully I might add. Finally, RG is legal in the ring with Lisa, and RG is handing her a beating, before tiring to tag Freak in. Freak beats on Lisa awhile, before Lisa makes the desperation tag to Jessie, who enters, cleaning house. Just as she was on the show, this Jessie is tall, so she rules over all the females in this. The brawl on the floor only gets worse as Vernon runs down, followed by Belding, making things worse just as the officials finally got everyone apart. As that brawl starts up again, the only female left on the floor, Kelly, is on the far side of the ring, where the female brawl was, recovering from her injuries. She is clad in her Bayside cheerleader uniform, and carrying pom poms! Kelly starts to do cheers for her partners, much to the male fan's delight. When Freak starts to make a comeback, Kelly takes action, and hands off a pom pom to Lisa on the apron, who hides it behind her back. Kelly goes over the the other corner to distract RG, drawing the ref over, as Lisa jumps in the ring, and blasts Freak in the face with the pom pom! Freak drops like a ton of bricks, that thing must have been loaded! Lisa then exits hastily, as a dazed Jessie covers Freak, and the ref turns back to the match! RG tries to jump in to stop the count, but Kelly pulls her off the apron! 1-2-3, Jessie & Lisa win!
*Winners* Jessie & Lisa

With that match concluded, Jock tossed Vernon in the ring, as Burnout grabs Belding, taking him in the ring as well! The bell rings, and that match has started!

The Burnout & The Jock vs Belding & Principal Vernon
All four brawl it out, as the females scatter from the ring. The ref just shakes his head, not being able to contain any of this. Jock & Burnout whip the crap out of their enemies, and Jock ends up nailing the implant DDT on Vernon, as Burnout hits the DVD on Belding. Both men simultaneously go for the pin, and the ref employs a double count, counting the 1-2-3 with both hands!
*Winners* The Burnout & The Jock

We get a video promoting the SWF Salutes America show. They hype the War Games main event announcement being made, and talk of the matches scheduled. So far, three matches have been announced, an "Allies" match where teams of American & international stars team up, as a testament to the unity of the USA. In that contest, American, Captain Fantastic teams with Japan's Black Dragons versus Americans The Billion Dollar Man & Joe Money, with their Saudi partner, Jahalaman Jaffe, the stable known as Cash Inc. The United States title will also be on the line, as the all-American champion The Freedom Fighter faces South Africa's The Mercenary. And, in his first SWF World title defense, Octane will defend against JuJu! That video leads into another video, saying that the SWF will announce the locations for the next 2 ppvs, Halloween Hell 2004, and Soul Survivor on the SWF Salutes America show. The voice over guy says, "If you thought the SWF was wild in Miami, just wait until you hear where it's going next!". That must mean the SWF is going to hold at least one of the shows outside of Miami for the first time! Where will they go? Wherever it is, I'm sure it must be an inspired choice, or inspired choices.

Main Event: SWF Tag Team title match: The Black Dragons vs Cash Inc
Cash Inc waste no time attacking the Dragons, who fend them off! Quow takes Joe to the floor, as Shadow and Jaffe are declared the legal men in the ring. Shadow dominates for some time, as their respective partners have made it to their corners. Jaffe makes a comeback, deciding to use his momentum to beat on Shadow instead of tag when he had the chance. Luckily for him, that doesn't prove to be a mistake, as Shadow is now worn down, and then Jaffe opts to tag, as Shadow leaps for the desperation tag. Quow comes in, a house of fire, before Joe uses his power to derail a severe onslaught. Quow makes another comeback attempt, and comes flying off the top rope with a body press, but Joe catches him, slides him into position for The Payoff, and hits it! Joe goes for the pin as Jaffe hold off Shadow, and 1-2-3! New champs! Cash Inc have won back the titles!
*Winners, and NEW SWF Tag Team Champions* Cash Inc

Post Match: As the fans boo, the new champs celebrate their win. Dean talks about how after how after their, and BDM's recent failures looked to spell the end of the trio, but here they are tonight, winning back the tag belts. The announcers remind us that the show won't air next week, and that they'll be back for the SWF Salutes America show on the 11th as the show fades out.

END OF SHOW