SWF Main Event 8/14/04

We open the show without the intro, and go live, where Extreme Superstar's music hits! The fans go nuts, and he walks to the ring, holding a mic to address the fans:

Extreme(smiling): Everyone all pumped up tonight? (huge pop) Good! I've come out here tonight with more news for the upcoming Heatwave PPV, broadcasting LIVE from Miami Beach, on the 27th. I have one new match announcement for the show, and another one concerning how we'll decide who will be facing The Freedom Fighter for the United States title at the event. Getting right into it, due to recent conflicts, The Don & Tony Ramon have both requested to face each other, so that will happen at Heatwave! (nice pop) And, right here tonight, we will see three big matches, to determine who will go onto the PPV, and face The Freedom Fighter for the U.S. title in a 4 way dance! (big pop) Now, I know I don't quite get along with Cash Inc (boos for mentioning them), but, I can't deny their talents, so when Jahalaman Jaffe & Joe Money called my office earlier this week about getting in on the U.S. title match, I had to let them have their chances, so I decided I'd set up qualifying matches, where they could earn a spot into the title match. And, since Ayatollah Sheik has been begging for another shot at Freedom, I set up another qualifying match for him to prove himself. With that in mind, right her tonight, you will see Joe Money face Silkky Smooth (big pop), Jahalaman Jaffe take on Captain Fantastic (another big pop), and Ayatollah Sheik square off with Mike Suicide (large pop for Mike's involvement, the Suicide Brothers are really popular), the winners, will all advance to the 4 way dance title match at Heatwave for the U.S. title. That's all for now, enjoy the show folks, take away Vance & Dean!

Extreme exits to a huge pop, as the camera cuts to the announce booth, where Dean runs down tonight's jammed packed card:

Principal Vernon vs Belding

U.S. title match qualifier: Jahalaman Jaffe vs Captain Fantastic

U.S. title match qualifier: Silkky Smooth vs Joe Money

U.S. title match qualifier: Ayatollah Sheik vs Mike Suicide

Tag title shot tourney: Bracket 2, match 1: Randy Mann & Beef Macho vs Dingle & Buffalo Billy

Tag title shot tourney: Bracket 2, match 2: Alabama Man & The Janitor vs Disco Danny & Jimmy Jam


Vance then says his trademark "Let's KICK IT OFF!", and we go to the ring for the opening match.


Principal Vernon vs Belding
It should be noted that Vernon, despite seemingly hating The Breakfast Club, since he is kinda affiliated with them, uses their theme music, and Belding uses the Saved by the Bell theme, like the Bell Kids. Vernon starts off strong, and really lays into Belding before all the Bell Kids run down to attack! The ref calls for the bell, and Vance says that since the Bell Kids like their principal, they are there to help him! The Breakfast Club all run down to beat on the Bell Kids, as the ref tosses the match out.
*Winner, by DQ* Principal Vernon

Post Match: The Breakfast Club send The Bell Kids running, but make it clear they still don't like Vernon, by leaving him by himself when they walk off. Dean says they were only there to get some revenge on The Bell Kids.


We head backstage, where we see some earlier footage of Buffalo Billy approaching Jim Dingle. Billy says that he likes Dingle's style, as in fashion (being the daisy dukes), and if he wanted, they could still sign up for the tag team title shot tournament. Dingle agrees, thus explaining how they came to be as a team. We cut to other earlier today footage, where Alabama Man approaches The Janitor, asking him if he wanted to team with him in the title shot tournament match tonight. AM says he admires his blue collar attitude, since he is a working man too, so they'd be a perfect fit for a team. Janitor mentions he was going to team with Phil, but apparently, Phil has "something else" planned for tonight, so he agrees. We now know how the two, non-ally teams got entered into the tourney. I do wonder what Phil has planned tonight though.


We then cut to backstage footage, of Angelica & Extreme, laughing it up in the hall, and talking, making reference to having fun spending time together last night. As they talk, you can see Xavier Hawthorne pass them by, shooting Extreme a dirty look, as they are set to face off at Heatwave, where Extreme takes on Xavier, The Reverend, and Daimon in a Gauntlet match. Extreme & Angelica are oblivious to this, and then, Crazy Phil walks up to them, looking quite happy, but also serious. The pair greet Phil, and Extreme asks what is up, since he has also heard Phil has something planned for tonight. Phil tells him that it's important, and would like some time, maybe at the end of the show to make it public. Extreme is more than happy to grant his request, they shake hands, and Phil walks off, leaving Angelica & Extreme to wonder what he is up to.


Tag title shot tourney: Bracket 2, match 1: Randy Mann & Beef Macho vs Dingle & Buffalo Billy
When Dingle comes out, instead of waiting, Billy walks out behind him, and they both do their little dances en route to the ring. Dingle seems weirded out by Billy, which is funny since, as Vance points out, he's an oddball himself. Billy starts doing his little shimmy right up to Dingle, and now he is freaked. This gives Randy & Beef, already in the ring, the chance to attack. Dingle, having enough of the weirdness, manages to bail as his opponents start their assault, and he stares back to his partner he left in the ring, creeped out by his behavior. Dingle doesn't even make it all the way to the back, when Beef nails the Beefy Bomb, and Randy comes off the top Rope for the Body Shot, to score the pin on Billy.
*Winners* Randy Mann & Beef Macho

Post Match: Randy & Beef take off after the win, as Billy recovers, with an insane smile on his face for whatever reason. That dude is just messed up.


Backstage, we see The Reverend & Xavier Hawthorne III running somewhere in a hurry, talking of putting their "plan into action", as Daimon slowly follows them.


U.S. title match qualifier: Silkky Smooth vs Joe Money
Silkky starts with control, but Joe soon makes his comeback. Joe dominates for several minutes, then hooks on a bow and arrow lock, causing the fans to rally for Silkky. Silkky starts to fight up, gets out of the hold, but Joe soon pounds him back down. Joe then pisses the crowd off by taunting them, before setting up for his finisher, The Payoff. He hooks Silkky to get ready and lift him for it, but he blocks it, then rolls him up! 1.........2.........NO! Joe kicked out! The two men get to their feet, and Silkky meets Joe with the Silkky Slam! The drilled him out of nowhere, and goes for the pin, 1.......2........3! He got him! Silkky is going onto the U.S. title match at Heatwave, and the fans seem really supportive of him.
*Winner* Silkky Smooth


Once again, we head backstage, where a crew person has alerted Extreme to a disturbance in the locker room. Extreme rushes to the scene, flanked by a camera man, where we see an unconscious Jack Suicide all bloodied, and chained to lockers, wearing his SWF Hardcore title! The room is dark, only lit by the many candles all around him. There is a note pinned to the bloody Jack, which Extreme grabs as someone turns the lights back on. He reads it, and it says "This is the pain hardcore wrestling brings!". Extreme, as well as all of us know who is behind this, but before anything else can happen, we hear people screaming in the halls that Daimon grabbed Angelica a minute ago, and that Faith & Devotion have stormed the ring! Extreme looks furious, and ZOOMS out of the locker room, as the camera cuts to the ring, where Reverend & Xavier are standing, calling out Extreme on their mics. Daimon, nor Angelica are nowhere to be found. Extreme comes BARRELING down the aisle, running full tilt into the ring, where he just starts beating the living crap out of F&D to a HUGE pop! He is NOT messing around! Within seconds, they are out cold, and Extreme, all pissed, grabs one of their mics to call out Daimon, DEMANDING to know where Angelica is. When he doesn't seem to get an answer, he flies right back down the aisle, looking like a man who has seriously just snapped. As he passes through the backstage area, he picks up a large metal pole from some kind of pile of rigging! He starts calling out for Daimon, sounding ready to tear him to pieces. Once he makes it down the hall, a woman's scream is heard. Extreme starts booking it, and he races past everyone else on their way to help, having heard it too. The screams seem to be coming from a room leading down to the boilers, and Extreme follows the sound, kicking the door to the room open, as a camera rushes behind. He bolts down the metal top level, and we now can see Daimon has Angelica down there, chaining her to a caged area! Extreme doesn't hesitate to raise his metal pipe, and start swinging at Daimon, who upon seeing him, runs away. Extreme, more concerned with Angelica, lets him go, opting to free Angelica instead of give chase. Angelica is obviously frightened, and crying, jumping right into Extreme's arms when she is freed. Extreme holds her, telling her it's ok, and that he intends to make them pay. Angelica pulls back, then kisses Extreme! Wow! That came as quite the shock to Extreme, but he soon returns the favor! Vance & Dean say that they guess the two are now officially an item. Extreme & Angelica end up walking back up to the arena together, hand in hand, as we go back to the ring for the next match.

Tag title shot tourney: Bracket 2, match 2: Alabama Man & The Janitor vs Disco Danny & Jimmy Jam
Alabama starts with Jimmy, and AM is overwhelmed by Jimmy's speed, until he catches him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. AM beats on him for a bit, until Jimmy makes a leaping tag to Danny, who comes in like a house of fire. AM opts to tag once he is faced with this, and Janitor comes in to a big pop. Janitor takes Danny to town, and before long, he hits the Clean Sweep! AM jumps in to run interference, Janitor goes for the pin, and picks up the 1-2-3! Janitor/Alabama Man will face Randy & Beef next week in the Bracket 2 finals!
*Winners* Alabama Man & The Janitor


U.S. title match qualifier: Jahalaman Jaffe vs Captain Fantastic
Jaffe comes on strong from the get go, before Fantastic makes his comeback several minutes in. Fantastic has things well in hand, and decides to go for his finisher, The Crime Stopper, but Jaffe fights away. Jaffe tries to turn this escape into a setup for his own finisher, but Fantastic backdrops him! Fantastic looks primed to finish things yet again, but Jaffe rolls behind, holds the tights for a rollup! 1..........2.........NO! Fantastic kicked out! Fantastic pops up, where Jaffe meets him with a boot, followed by the Arabian Goodnight! That'll do it, 1-2-3, Fantastic got beat! The fans boo the intensely hated Jaffe, as Vance & Dean concede that while they don't like his tactics, he is a fine competitor, who now looks poised to tackle singles wrestling, having just won the U.S., title shot.
*Winner* Jahalaman Jaffe


We head back up to Vance & Dean, who talk up what is to be out main event, Ayatollah Sheik vs Mike Suicide, to determine who will be getting the final slot in the 4 way dance U.S. title match at Heatwave. They also announce that next week, the man who will be challenging for the World title at Heatwave, Octane will be in the main event next week! He will be teaming with The Black Dragons to take on The Mercenary, Joe Money, & Jahalaman Jaffe! Then, they talk about what Crazy Phil is planning to say after the main event, unsure what is on his mind.


Main Event: U.S. title match qualifier: Ayatollah Sheik vs Mike Suicide
Mike comes on strong early on, taking Sheik by surprise with his fast moving offense. Sheik manages to fight back, and has things looking good for a while, before the fans rally Mike to a successful comeback. Getting desperate, Sheik busts out his metal spike, which he discreetly uses to blast Mike in the head! He quickly rolls him up, grabbing the tights, 1-2-3! Sheik stole it! The fans boo heavily as Sheik celebrates his win, and runs off to the back.
*Winner* Ayatollah Sheik


We head backstage as Mike is helped from the ring, and we see Crazy Phil, with a serious expression on his face, starting towards the ring. As he comes through the curtain, his music hits, and he's greeted with a huge pop. Phil then goes to grab a mic before stepping in the ring to address the fans:

Phil(serious): I have been on quite a roller coaster ride the past few weeks. Two weeks back, I won the SWF World title (huge pop), and was reunited with my family (another big pop), then last week, I lost the title (boos). I guess everything balanced out, I was just happy to have ever had the chance to win the title, the quick loss of it doesn't bother me, besides, I have something more important now, my family back. (big pop) I can now say, I have everything I ever wanted, I got to be a big wrestling star, I earned respect, and I have the love of the most important people in the world to me, my wife and children. With that in mind, I must sadly announce to you all, who have been so very good to me, that I am retiring from wrestling. (disappointed boos, Phil gets emotional) I just want to say one last thing though. You people have been absolutely amazing to me over the course of my journey here in the SWF, taking me into your hearts, supporting me, even though I didn't support myself. You fans, and the friends I made in the back like Janitor, Vance, Dean, Angelica, and Extreme (big pop) helped me realize that I was something more than a bum. Thank you so much for all you have done for me, I don't think I could ever possibly express how much it has meant to me. (huge pop) I will cherish the time I've spent here in the SWF forever, and never forget all you fans who made it so special, goodbye.

Phil drops the mic, and the fans give him a standing ovation, drawing tears from the emotional man. Then, before he can leave, Extreme, Angelica, Vance, Dean, The Janitor, and EVERYONE else in the locker room (Cash Inc included) all come down to surround the ring! They are all applauding, and Phil's family come in the ring to join him, as everyone salute Phil, giving him a proper sendoff. Extreme soon enters the ring, and gives Phil a big hug, before raising his hand to the cheers of the crowd, and others pile in to shake Phil's hand in respect, as we go off the air.

END OF SHOW