SWF Main Event 8/7/04

We open with a recap of last week, where Crazy Phil won the SWF World title, then reunited with his estranged family in the dramatic finale of the show. After that, we go live, where The Billion Dollar Man's music hits! And, to a chorus of boos, BDM storms the ring with a purpose. He grabs a mic, prepared to speak, but the fans shower him with chants of "You got beat", and "Crazy Phil", to rub in his loss last week. A pissed off BDM then finally speaks:

BDM(nods, angry): Yeah, ok, so what, I got beat. (big pop) Phil came prepared, and he was the better man that night. (another big pop) But, like any wrestler worth his boots, I have a rematch clause in my contract, so tonight, I DEMAND another shot at the title! (loud boos) Some of you might be confused, since technically, Extreme beat me for the title, then vacated it, allowing Phil to win the belt in a match between us last week. So, you might understandably assume, that my claim to a rematch isn't valid because Extreme had given me a chance at the vacated belt, but that isn't so. According to my contract, once I have lost whatever championship I may hold, I am entitled to a rematch at MY request within 21 days of losing the title. Extreme gave me that title shot last week, it was NOT a request, and since I'm well within 21 days of my title loss, I want to receive my title shot, right here tonight! (more boos) Extreme, you know I've got a legit claim to a match, so please come out to make it official.

Extreme walks out to a big pop, and stands at the top of the aisle, holding a mic:

Extreme(shrugs): Well folks, I'm afraid he's right. (major boos) I just KNEW it, right after you lost last week, I had the feeling you were going to use your rematch clause to get another title shot. There's not anything I can do, if you want your rematch tonight, you got it. (boos)

BDM(smiles): Great. But, I have something to ask for in that match.

Extreme(looks suspiciously): What?

BDM: While I can't really complain about your officiating last week, I'd feel a whole lot better if you weren't the referee tonight.

Extreme: Fine, but since I know your game, I want to add that all outside parties are banned from ringside. (big pop, and Extreme gets real serious) If any of your buddies try to pull a fast one like they did last week, they won't have to worry about my physical wrath like before, they'll have to face my wrath as the boss, because they will be fired on the spot! (big pop) And another thing, don't even think of cheating. I'll be watching, and if I see any brass knuckles, chair shots, abuse of the ref, or any other funny business, your going to have to deal with me, in a seriously violent manner, THEN you'll be fired!

BDM(serious): Sounds like I have a match to prepare for. (drops the mic, and starts towards the back)

Extreme(still serious): Yeah, while you go get ready, (starts towards the ring, passing BDM without incident) I might as well stick around out here a minute, as I have some other stuff to address. (big pop, Extreme enters the ring) Let's see, there is quite a bit I've got to cover here. First off, last week, you might have heard me bring up our next PPV offering, Heatwave, set to take place August 27th. I made mention of putting together plans for the show, which is what I'd like to talk about. I figured, hey, it's summertime, and I'd like to try something exciting for the PPV, so, I decided I wanted to hold the show in a unique venue. Now, before you guys get upset, I must say, you fans here are the SWF could hope for (huge pop), which is why we keep the the shows in the area. Miami truly is a beautiful city, which is why I built the SWF Arena & Superdome here. We've built our rep, as well as strongest, most loyal following here, many of you are regulars, coming to all the shows (big pop). For Heatwave, I found an awesome location, right here in town, a refreshing change of scenery for the SWF, one that adds what I feel will be a cool vibe to the PPV, and one that still allows all you loyal fans to attend. (big pop) Where? Right out on the beach! (huge pop) It's going to be great, the show will be out there in the open air, with the natural beauty of Miami acting as our backdrop. We'll have a whole makeshift arena setup, with big grandstands seats, and nice floor seating too, giving us enough room for everyone. I do hope you come on out to join us, tickets go on sale right after the show, available at the arena box office to purchase on the way out, and through the SWF website! (yet another big pop) Speaking of the show, well, it needs some matches doesn't it? (fans pop in agreement) I've been working on that too. I've actually got quite a few major matches already booked. (HUGE pop, Extreme smiles) Do you wanna hear about them? Ok then. (another big pop, and Extreme smiles before continuing) Newcomer, Jules, since he earned the right to a title shot at Redemption, will face The Mercenary for the Television title (big pop), The 6 Man champs, The Breakfast Club have requested a match with the newcomers who attacked them last week, The Bell Kids, which will happen at Heatwave, and the gold is on the line! (big pop) Another newcomer, Walter also earned the right to a title shot at Redemption, and he will collect at Heatwave, when he challenges Jack Suicide for the Hardcore title! (big pop) Now, to decide who faces the Black Dragons for the Tag titles at the show, in a 3 team dance match. I have set up a mini tournament, which will start tonight, and go on for the next 3 weeks, the winners get the title match, simple as that. 8 teams, split into two brackets are entered into this tournament, and the initial matches of bracket 1 will happen tonight, next week will have the bracket 2 opening matches, then in two weeks, we'll see the both brackets finals, deciding the two teams for the title shot. Dean will tell you more in a few minutes, but let me wrap this up first. I'm in the process of trying to figure out the United States title match for Heatwave, and I do have the World title main event signed, however, I want to wait until after tonight's title match, to tell the champion personally who they'll be facing. I promise you though, it's going to be worth the wait. That about does it, and as the PPV draws closer, I'll have more exciting matches to announce.....

Faith & Devotion, plus Daimon start towards the ring, interrupting Extreme to massive boos. Reverend has a mic:

Reverend(entering the ring with his buddies standing behind him): Now wait just a minute Mr. Superstar. I have a matter to discuss with you sir.

Extreme(a bit annoyed): Ok, but let's hurry, I want to start the show.

Reverend(angry): Plain and simple, we don't like you banning us from hardcore matches. We want a title shot, so we can win the belt, and throw it right in the garbage where it belongs! (major boos) Since you are so excited about the next PPV, why not give us a shot then? (more boos)

Extreme(angry): No. (big pop) I banned you from hardcore competition because, 1: It's MY company, and I LIKE hardcore matches (huge pop), so I want the title around, and 2: These people like those matches (another huge pop), so that is what I want to give them! Besides Walter earned his shot at the PPV, and your NEVER going to be allowed to fight for the title again, (points to Daimon) your new boy included, so deal with it! (yet another big pop)

Xavier(taking the mic): Let's not get carried away here Extreme, we can talk this out (big boos). You wouldn't want Daimon to have to step in and settle this, (Daimon steps to Extreme) would you? (the crowd buzzes at this tense face-off) You know, he still remembers getting caught in the middle of your mascarading as Julio Maniaco. He didn't like being put in the middle of your little issue with The Don & Tony Ramon.

Extreme(not backing down, and pissed): Oh yeah? Well I sure as hell didn't like how you were apart of BDM's gang attack on me in the parking lot that put me out. I seem to recall (gets closer to Daimon in anger)Yeti over here, or "Daimon" as he is known now, being more than happy to assist in throwing me through that big window. If ANYONE here has the right to be angry here, it's me! (huge pop)

Reverend: Then perhaps we could settle all our issues. I propose a match for Heatwave, you, versus us in a gauntlet match (HUGE pop), if we win, we get to fight for the hardcore title again, and should we win it back, it gets banished for good. If you win, we stay banished from the division, and we never bring this matter up again.

Extreme(still angry): You know what, fine! (HUGE pop) If it means never having to deal with your whining, and conservative rhetoric again, I'll take your challenge. Just remember one thing "friends", I've been faced with bigger obstacles than you, so don't get too confident. (another major pop)

Revered(smiles, evilly): You'll see. Daimon is reborn, Yeti is dead, this is a not a new man, but a new MONSTER! He will take you to the depths of hell, and leave you there, crying in agony!

Extreme(serious, looks fiercely at Daimon): I can't wait to see you try it.


Extreme walks off, his music plays, leaving F&D, and Daimon angry in the ring. We kick it to Vance & Dean, who quickly cover tonight's action as everyone leaves th ring. Here is the rundown:

Tag title shot tourney: Bracket One match 1: Tripp & X vs Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn

Tag title shot tourney: Bracket One, match 2: Petey Pizzazz & JuJu vs Repo & Boppo (Tuns of Fun)

The Mercenary vs The Don

SWF World title match: Crazy Phil vs The Billion Dollar Man

Vance says let's KICK IT OFF, then we go to the opening match:


Tag title shot tourney: Bracket One match 1: Tripp & X vs Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn
Tripp starts with Rory, who mauls him, so he tags X, who also gets mauled. Rory then tags to Charles, who continues the dominance, but X soon fights back. That proves to be short lived, as he gets caught trying a top rope cross body, as Charles catches him, which is the perfect setup for his Gunnslinger finishing move. Charles nails it, Rory runs off Tripp, and 1-2-3, the Good Ol' Boys stable members advance.
*Winners* Rory Rogers & Charles Gunn

Tag title shot tourney: Bracket One, match 2: Petey Pizzazz & JuJu vs Repo & Boppo (Tuns of Fun)
Everyone but Repo is there, and as Petey/JuJu try to capitalize on this, we hear the sound of Booker T's music! Out comes Repo, not in solo Booker T gear, but HARLEM HEAT Booker gear! He enters the ring, and helps Boppo fend off Petey/JuJu, but JuJu is too strong, and he soon dumps Repo over the top rope. Petey goes to the floor to beat on him, while JuJu takes it to the man he used to call a friend in the ring. As you'd guess, poor Boppo never stood a chance, when JuJu tires of punishing him, he nails the JuJu Driver, then scores the 1-2-3. JuJu/Petey will be facing Rory & Charles for a slot in the Heatwave 3 Team Dance!
*Winners* Petey Pizzazz & JuJu

We head backstage, where Dingle receives another creepy letter, delivered by a crew member. This one simply says "Just a few more weeks", and has picture attached, of some sort of dungeon. Dingle wonders what this all means, and senses "Something sinister at work, even more sinister than the cancellation of John Doe". John Doe was the swank-ass Fox show, that might have been the second coming of ground breaking Sci/Fi, like the holy Quantum Leap, and aired for one season in 2002/2003. This proves Dingle has SOME taste, since the show rocked all kinds of ass, before the mind-numbingly stupid cancellation came, right after the cliffhanger ending to the season finale, which we never got a chance to see out. Back to the show though, we then go back to the ring for the next match.

Non-title match: The Mercenary vs The Don
I highly doubt Don ever had a shot at winning Merc's TV title, but Merc is booked versus Jules at Heatwave, so I guess they aren't taking any chances. Merc pretty much kills Don, then hits the Mercy Kill for the 1-2-3.
*Winner* The Mercenary

Post Match: The Mercenary celebrates, then leaves, as Don is helped up in the ring, when Tony Ramon runs out! Tony floors Don right back to the canvas, and starts clubbing away, as officials are forced to separate them like last week! Vance & Dean bring up the heated feud, and say the two are definitely headed on a collision course, sooner rather than later!

We head up to Vance & Dean, who start to talk of the emotional family reunion Phil had after his world title win last week. They say how happy he was to be reunited with them, and that they are all back together, and they show them sitting in the crowd tonight. We get some more last minute hype, then go to the ring for the main event.

Main Event: SWF World title match: Crazy Phil vs The Billion Dollar Man
Phil's music hits, and he comes out with the gold, and when they announce him as the champ, fans erupt. Phil seems really happy, and a bit emotional as he enters the ring. BDM enters to major heel heat, looking very focused. The belt is surrendered quickly, BDM removes his ring attire in fast fashion, and we are ready to go. BDM starts strong, really having something to prove from his loss last week, so says Dean. The fans start up the "You got beat" chants, further angering BDM, but Phil ends up firing back, taking the offense to a big pop. Phil pours it on, according to Vance, as fired up as he was last week when he won the title. It certainly looks that way. BDM isn't willing to go down that easy, and ends up using some punches, followed by a nice side suplex to turn the tables. He then starts dropping some fierce elbow, knee, and fist drops, before attempting a pin, only getting a two count. He picks Phil up off the mat, whips him off the ropes, and drops his head for the back body drop, but Phil puts on the brakes, and uses the chance to hook BDM in the Crazy Crusher! The fans pop, but BDM slithers out before the move can be hit, to big boos. Phil, not slowing down, runs off the ropes, and hits the Lou Thez Press! He hammers away on BDM, much to the fans delight, before picking him back up for what looks to be a piledriver! BDM back drops out of it though, turning the tide yet again. BDM lets Phil up, fakes a lockup, then slips behind for a waist lock takedown! Vance comments about it being a sign of BDM's finesse, something Phil is lacking. BDM really starts taking Phil to school now, picking Phil up, and dropping him back down with three consecutive vertical suplexes! BDM goes for the pin, 1..........2..........NO! Phil kicked out! BDM pulls him back up, then slips behind for the German suplex! He bridges for the pin, 1..........2............NO! Phil kicked out again! The fans pop huge, and BDM is getting quite perturbed. He lifts Phil up so he can keep up the punishment, but Phil fights away, and starts pounding him, feeding off the crowd for his big comeback! He rocks BDM back, then whips him off the ropes, giving him a HUGE back body drop! BDM gets up, and tastes a dropkick! He gets up a third time, and Phil fires him into the corner, before deciding to follow him in with a spear! BDM moves at the last second! Phil just went shoulder first into the post! Instead of going for a pin, BDM picks up the hurt Phil, and plants him with the Billion Dollar Bomb! He opts to pick him up again, points to the back, then does the Light's Out, an signature Extreme Superstar move! He was sending a message to Extreme, and the fans boo loudly, knowing what he was trying to do. Now, confidently, with Phil seemingly way out of it, BDM covers, 1.......2........NO! He got his foot on the ropes! BDM is PISSED, and the fans go nuts, while BDM picks Phil up, drags him to the dead center of the ring, and KILLS him with a vicious Billion Dollar Bomb! He keeps it held for the pin this time, obviously sensing victory, while fans hope for Phil to kick out, 1............2..............3! He got him! BDM has won the title again, and the fans are PISSED. BDM starts his celebration while garbage flies into the ring, and fans boo LOUDLY, and his Cash Inc buddies run down to share the moment.
*Winner, and NEW SWF World Champion* The Billion Dollar Man

Post Match: Phil is pulled from the ring by the ref, and helped off, while BDM & the rest of Cash Inc revel in the moment, with BDM holding the title up for all to see, taunting the fans even more, further enraging them. Suddenly though, BDM's music is turned off in favor of Extreme Superstar's! The fans explode, Cash Inc look pissed, and Extreme walks out, looking quite happy for some reason. He stops in the aisle holding a mic. The music cuts off, and everyone goes quiet to hear what he says to say:

Extreme(smiling): I gotta hand it to you, you won the belt back fair and square. (HUGE boos) I'm sorry folks, I know that isn't exactly thrilling news, it sure isn't the reason I'm smiling right now. The reason I'm smiling is because of what BDM's title win means to Heatwave. I told you earlier, I'd come out to announce the main event for the PPV after the title match, and here I am, to tell you all about it. First, let me say, since I can't trust BDM in the least, the Heatwave match will adhere to the same "no foul play" rules as tonight's match had. But anyways, onto the match. For the SWF World title, in one corner, we will have of course, the newly crowned SWF World champ, The Billion Dollar Man (HUGE boos). In the other corner.....someone you fans will be very happy to FINALLY see get a fair shake at the title........OCTANE!

The fans go CRAZY, Cash Inc freak out, and Vance & Dean start yelling about how awesome the match will be. Extreme soaks in the response before continuing.

Extreme(happy, to the fans): It seems like I made the right choice. (MEGA pop, Extreme soaks it in) Well, I'm glad we could end the night on a high note, well, for most of us anyways, (looks at BDM) BDM, you don't seem too happy about the match. (camera shows a furious BDM in the ring) Oh well, that isn't our problem, you're the one who has to deal with him. (another big pop) Oh, and TRUST ME, he hasn't forgotten how you screwed him over in his last title shot at the SWF Rumble. (yet another huge pop) I'd be pretty worried if I was you, he doesn't seem like the reasonable type, so good luck in that match, sounds like you'll need it!

The crowd pops huge, as Extreme walks off to the sound of his music, while Cash Inc are still furious in the ring when the show fades out.


END OF SHOW