SWF Main Event 4/24/04
SWF Main Event 4/24/04

We recap last night's Spring Stampede show before the intro, then go to Vance & Dean, as Extreme was only announcing through the Extreme Lethal Lottery.

Vance: Welcome to another edition of SWF Main Event! Tonight should be very interesting, since we have crowned our new SWF champion!

Dean: Last night, much to the dismay of virtually everyone, The Billion Dollar Man beat Quow Ling in the final match of the Extreme Lethal Lottery, winning the SWF title back again in the process.

Vance: After the match, Extreme Superstar, who was in the aisle running off BDM's Cash Inc pals, ran to the ring and laid a massive beating on the newly crowned champ. As we went off air, a furious BDM scurried to the back, swearing revenge. And knowing The Billion Dollar Man, I wouldn't doubt he has planned something. What will come of his promise of revenge? Only time will tell.

Dean: We should also mention, for those who missed Spring Stampede, in the other title matches, the champions were all successful. But, onto tonight, we have some great action lined up:

In the first ever women's match in SWF history, the Breakfast Club's own girls, The Rich Girl & The Freak will go on on one!

Also, the other Breakfast Club members, The Burnout, The Jock, & The Nerd will make their wrestling debuts versus Tripp, Repo, & the Breakfast Club's arch enemy Principal Vernon!

And, in title matches, U.S. champ The Freedom Fighter faces Mike Suicide, and the SWF Televison champ Octane defends against The Shadow!

Vance: Without further ado, let's KICK IT OFF!


SWF Televison title match: Octane vs The Shadow
We have a good match, where Shadow holds his own with Octane, but eventually falls prey to the Empty Tank, and it's over.
*Winner, and STILL SWF Televison Champion* Octane


We head backstage, where the new SWF World champ, The Billion Dollar Man plots with the rest of Cash Inc. He makes a cryptic comment, saying that "Everything is set for tonight".


First ever SWF women's wrestling match: The Freak vs The Rich Girl
Both come out to the Breakfast Club theme, and look hesitant to fight. The Rich Girl then suggests that they leave the ring, to be counted out, but The Freak doesn't want it that way! The Rich Girl gets mad, then they two argue, before engaging in a CATFIGHT! The crowd is into it, as The Freak dominates the brawl, I guess rich chicks aren't keen on fighting. The Freak leaves The Rich Girl laying on the mat, and climbs the ropes! She comes off with a big splash! The Freak goes for the pin, 1-2-3! It's over!
*Winner* The Freak

Post Match: The rest of the Breakfast Club come out, and along with The Freak, they help the Rich Girl up. The Freak & The Rich Girl shake hands, making amends. Before too much celebrating can be done, Principal Vernon, & Tripp storm the ring! They attack their opponents for tonight as The Freak & The Rich girl retreat! The ref rings the bell, so this match will start now!


The Burnout, The Jock, & The Nerd (The Breakfast Club) vs Principal Vernon, Tripp, & Repo
As per usual, Repo is nowhere to be found, no doubt readying for his grand entrance. As the three men of Breakfast Club do a major beat down on Vernon & Tripp, we hear the music of HHH! Out comes Repo, dressed in a "street gear HHH" getup, with the denim vest over a leather jacket, and he's got a toy sledgehammer! Repo tries to beat on people with the hammer, but it's just a toy, and The Jock boots him in the stomach, and plants him with a DDT! The Nerd then hits a Lionsault on the fallen Repo! The Burnout & The Jock fend off Tripp & Vernon, with Burnout using a Death Valley Driver to keep him at bay while The Nerd pins Repo! It's over!
*Winners* The Breakfast Club

We now go to a video, where we hear the sounds of Lynard Skynyrd's Sweet Home Alabama, and see a big guy with a scruffy beard, and an attractive, but poorly dressed blonde woman riding down a country road in a open topped old jalopy truck ala the Beverly Hillbillies. We then see a graphic that says "Next week....Alabama Man is coming".

We head to Vance & Dean, who inform us Alabama Man & his lady friend are the newest talents coming to the SWF, set to debut next week, along with the next man we will see, which leads us to another vingette:

In this vingette, we see a man who is obviously a take on tv character Jim Dangle from the hilarious Comedy Central show Reno 911!. The man in the footage looks just like him, and is clad in a similar police uniform, even the daisy duke shorts. The man is on a police training course, where he manages to miss a pop up target, and instead shoot a squad car off course, which blows up! The superior officer yells at him, and we learn his name, Jim Dingle. Dingle claims the sun got in his eyes, which the superior officer doesn't buy. Dingle then states that his gun misfired. Dingle tries to demonstrate what went wrong, and ends up firing again, this time, hitting another car, and blowing it up! Dingle then drops the gun and runs off before he can be yelled at. We then get a graphic saying Dingle is coming next week.

Main Event: SWF U.S. title match- The Freedom Fighter vs Mike Suicide
Mike actually dominates with his speed, and comes THIS close to taking the belt away from Freedom on at least three occasions. Freedom somehow fights back, and hits the Star Spangled Slam out of nowhere to pick up the win. He was lucky though, as Mike almost nabbed the title.
*Winner, and STILL SWF U.S. Champion* The Freedom Fighter

We cut backstage, where a crew member rushes to Extreme Superstar's office to tell him that Angelica Summers was being held captive by The Billion Dollar Man in the parking lot! Extreme races to the parking lot to see what is up, looking furious, and he runs through the door, and Joe Money, who was hiding behind the door, slams it shut, and locks it with a key! Extreme turns to see him, and prepares to fight, but Joe urges him to turn around. When he does, we see The Billion Dollar Man, Jahalaman Jaffe, Faith & Devotion, Kings of the Street, Yeti, The Mercenary, & Petey Pizzazz all come out from hiding, coming closer to Extreme! It was a trap! Extreme is locked in the parking area vs 10 guys! The gang of ten swarm Extreme viciously beating him unmercifully, slamming him against cars even! while BDM screams out getting revenge for being embarrassed by Extreme all the time. The gang beat Extreme so bad that he's covered in blood, and is unable to move. For the coup de grace, BDM has them lift Extreme, and they carry him over to the far side of the lot, where an office for parking personnel is, but unfortunately, no personnel is actually there to help Extreme. The office has a big glass window in front of it, so BDM has the men throw Extreme head first through it! Extreme crashes through the window, and lands sickeningly on the floor in the office, remaining completely out of it. BDM congratulates the group on a job well done, promising big rewards to them as we fade out after one last shot of the mangled Extreme.

END OF SHOW