SWF Spring Stampede
SWF Spring Stampede

We open with a video covering the whole Extreme Lethal Lottery, and the lottery picks for all the other SWF title matches for tonight. We then go live for some pyro, and see the cool western style setup for Spring Stampede. The sides of the aisle are cover in hay, and have cactuses, old farm gates, and even a barn setup! Then we go to the announcers for the intro:

Vance: Welcome to SWF Spring Stampede!

Extreme: Tonight we have the final match of my Extreme Lethal Lottery tournament, and the winner will be crowned SWF champion! We also have several other fantastic lottery-drawn title matches lined up, tell `em Dean!

Dean: Tonight, in the Extreme Lethal Lottery SWF World title finals, Quow Ling is going to go one on one with The Billion Dollar Man! Also, we he the following other big title matches:

I Quit Match for the SWF U.S. title- The Freedom Fighter vs Petey Pizzazz

Four Way Dance for the SWF TV title- Octane vs Joe Money vs Disco Danny vs Captain Fantastic

SWF 6 Man title Ladder match- Sex Connection vs Crazy Phil, Mike Suicide, & Tex Gentry

SWF Hardcore title Steel Cage match- Jack Suicide vs The Janitor

Vance: In addition to that, those ruffians who disrupted a match last week involving Repo & Tripp, dubbed as the Breakfast Club, are set to be on Petey's Parlor! So without further ado, let's KICK IT OFF!

SWF Hardcore title Steel Cage match: Jack Suicide vs The Janitor
For the record, the cage is a "newer" model, with chain linked fencing, and metal rigging along the top to make it easier to stand on or climb over. Unlike most of these sorts of cages though, this one looks a legit 15 feet high. There is a ref in the ring, and the door is padlocked shut, and we are told the only ways to win is by climbing out, or pinfall/submission. Janitor attacks early, wanting to win the title he once held back. He dominates, then sends Jack face first into the cage, and makes an attempt to climb out. Jack catches him about halfway up, and pulls him down, causing both men to fall to the mat. Jack recovers first, and pick up Janitor and starts to wear him down. Janitor fights back, but then, out of nowhere, Jack kicks him, and uses his brother Mike's Suicidal Twist finishing move! Jack then rushes up the cage, but once he gets to the top, he decides not to go, and looks down at Janitor! He is gonna jump onto him! Jack then does a Suicide Splash onto Janitor! Jack is hurt from hitting the move, and obviously Janitor is hurt as well, but Jack's upper body is still on Janitor, so the ref counts the pin, 1-2-3! Jack wins!
*Winner, and STILL SWF Hardcore Champion* Jack Suicide


We are now told the Breakfast Club will be on Petey's Parlor, and all the participants are already standing by, so we cut right to Petey:

Petey: As you kids all know, I have a VERY big match later, so let's hurry this along. (looks at the Judd Nelson character guy) You there, I guess we call you Bender, or what?

Judd Nelson Breakfast Club guy(angry): No Petey, since all you people like to fit us into roles, and cliques, we shall be known as representatives of your imposed caste system, using the names of the groups we're all so readily placed into! I guess you might call me "The Burnout", based on my appearance alone, so you go ahead and call me that! (points to the Anthony Michael Hall character) He shall be known by you as "The Nerd"! (points to the Emilio Estevez character) He is "The Jock", (points to the Molly Ringwald character) she is "The Rich Girl", and finally, (points to the Ally Sheedy character) she is "The Freak"! We don't like these labels, but since society is predisposed to judging us based on our appearances, we have chosen not to fight that futile fight! As you can tell, there is a LOT of angst and resentment in our group, the group you call the Breakfast Club, and like the movie, we are FILLED with those emotions, and have come to the SWF to take out our aggressions on EVERYONE!

Petey: Well ok...

The crowd starts to pop big, and Petey stops talking, noticing Extreme Superstar walking from the announce booth. Petey hands Extreme a mic, and he addresses the new group:

Extreme: I'm glad you guys found a good gimmick that really works for you, but if you are gonna take your aggressions out on people, you have to do it the right way, unlike your debut last week. That is the reason why I am going to give you a chance to get your hostilities out, the proper way, in wrestling matches! (The crowd cheers) So, tomorrow night on SWF Main Event, you will all be making your wrestling debuts. You ladies, being the only two females on the roster, can live out that high school clique super match, as The Rich Girl faces The Freak! (The crowd cheers loudly) That should be a historic, as it's the first ever female wrestling match in SWF history. Now, onto the males of the group. You boys didn't make any friends with Tripp & Repo, who's match you interfered in, so you three, The Burnout, The Jock, & The Nerd, will face off against Tripp, Repo, and the principal guy who you ran away from during your debut! Tell me, what is that man's name?

The Burnout: That's Principal Vernon, our sworn enemy, and in our match versus him, the Breakfast Club is going to silence that authority figure for good!

Extreme: That sounds great, I'll see you all tomorrow night then. Petey you have an important match coming up, so I know you want to wrap this up. (gives Petey the mic and walks back the announce booth to a big pop)

Petey: Alright then, you heard it folks, two big matches signed for tomorrow's SWF Main Event show! I'll see you there, wearing the SWF United States title I'm going to win later on (big boos), goodbye for now!

Petey drops the mic and everyone leaves the set, as we go to the ring for the next match.


SWF 6 Man title Ladder match- Sex Connection vs Crazy Phil, Mike Suicide, & Tex Gentry
The ladder for this starts off in the aisle, ala old school ladder matches. The six do the big pier 6 brawl to start, until they pair off, with Randy & Beef taking Tex & Mike to the floor with the fight. Phil & Randy engage in a wrestling match in the ring, with Randy dominating, but the crowd rallying behind Phil, who turns things around with some brawling style offense. On the floor, Tex has managed to get away from the action, and grabs the ladder, then tries to sneak it back inside the ring, but Beef Macho catches him, dropping him with a clothesline from behind, sending both the ladder and Tex to the ground. Beef then calls to Randy, and slides the ladder in the ring. Randy drops Phil with a right hand, and goes for the ladder, but Phil recovers and punches on him before he can set the ladder up. Back on the floor, Mike nails Silkky with a DDT! Silkky is out cold! Mike then slides in the ring, and as Phil wards off Randy, and Tex struggles with Beef on the outside, he sets up the ladder, and quickly starts to climb it! He gets to the top in seconds, and wastes no time reaching for the gold, but Randy shoves Phil into the ladder, knocking the ladder down, and Mike goes for the ride too! Mike hits the ropes hard, and bounces to the floor! On the floor, Tex, almost hit by the falling Mike, moved to avoid collision, and Beef scooped him up, and hit him with a Beefy Bomb on the concrete! Beef then rushes in the ring, to help Randy finish off the last standing member of the challenging team, Crazy Phil. The crowd cheers Phil on, as he takes the fight to both men, managing to knock them both down long enough to set up the ladder. He starts climbing, but Beef Macho is up, so Phil jumps down onto him, nailing him with a double axe handle! But Randy Mann is up too, and he catches Phil with a boot to the stomach, and hits him with an inverted suplex onto the ropes! Phil sits draped over the ropes like laundry out to dry, allowing a recovering Beef to go up and grab the titles!
*Winners, and STILL SWF 6 Man Champions* Sex Connection

Post Match: Beef & Randy scoop up their injured partner Silkky, and they walk to the back victorious.


Four Way Dance SWF TV title match- Octane vs Joe Money vs Disco Danny vs Captain Fantastic
For those confused, this is the same as in elimination rules match, but SWF has decided to use the nifty ECW made "(insert # of opponents here) Way Dance" name from now on in place of the generic "4 Man Elimination" title. All 4 men start, but after some brawling, Joe Money hits The Payoff, pins Disco Danny, and he's gone. Not long after, Octane pins Fantastic, and now Joe & Octane battle it out. Inevitably, Octane nails the Empty Tank, and pins Joe for the win.
*Winner, and STILL SWF TV Champion* Octane


I Quit SWF U.S. title match- The Freedom Fighter vs Petey Pizzazz
So you know, in this contest, the referee has the mic, and hold it to a wrestler's mouth to see if they quit, leaving the wrestlers free to fight without worrying about where the mic is. Surprisingly, Petey comes on strong in the early goings, but Freedom rallies, and fights back. Freedom wears Petey down with various slams, wearing down Petey's back. Like any good heel, Petey low blows to control again, and reaches for the necklaces he wears to ringside, then wraps them around his hand, ready to blast Freedom as he recovers, which is legal, the match only stops when a wrestler admits defeat. Freedom turns right into the fist, but ducks! Freedom slips behind Petey, then lifts him seemingly for his finish, the Star Spangled Slam, but he hold Petey up for a Torture Rack! Freedom really has Petey locked in the painful hold, and after a minute or so, Petey finally says "I Quit"!
*Winner, and STILL SWF U.S. Champion* The Freedom Fighter

We head to back to the announce booth, where Extreme, Vance, & Dean talk up the main event, to decide a new SWF World champ. It's obvious Extreme hates the idea of Billion Dollar Man winning the title right back, and he doesn't hide the fact that he wants Quow Ling to win. After that, we go to ringside for the big match

Main Event: For the vacant SWF World title- Quow Ling vs The Billion Dollar Man
Quow starts off strong, really laying into BDM, and using his speed to control, but BDM stops that after a few minutes after he evades a missile dropkick. Showing what a jerk he is, BDM picks up Quow, then hits Extreme Superstar's Lights Out! BDM then looks out towards the announce booth, and taunts Extreme, who they show looking ready to storm the ring! Vance & Dean prevent this, but BDM pays for his showboating, as Quow sneaks up on BDM, and rolls him up! 1....2....NO! SO close to having a new champ. Quow keeps on BDM after the near pin, and gets rolled up himself when he goes to lift his opponent! 1....2....NO! Quow kicked out! BDM remains in control after the near fall, and the fans try to get Quow back into the match. BDM lays into Quow for some time, and whips him off the ropes, and catches him with a BIG powerslam. BDM goes for the pin, and gets a CLOSE two count. BDM then lifts Quow, and sends him into the corner, but Quow springboards off, and jumps over BDM as he comes in for a sunset flip! 1....2....NO! BDM got the shoulder up! Quow is unrelenting though, and keeps on BDM. Quow goes to run off the ropes for a flying forearm or something, but a recovering BDM shoves the ref in the way, sending Quow & the official to the mat! BDM is obviously tired, and uses this chance to take a breather, pulling himself to a corner as the ref and his opponent lay out cold on the canvas from the collision. BDM then signals, as his Cash Inc buddies, Joe Money & Jahalaman Jaffe rush down to the ring through the crowd! Quow's partner, The Shadow is soon on the scene, but Jaffe & Joe are all over him, as BDM directs traffic in the corner. Having seen enough, Extreme rushes from the announce booth! Extreme hits the scene, and he helps Shadow take Jaffe & Joe out of the ring, where the duo fight Cash Inc up the aisle. In the ring, Quow & the ref are beginning to stir, and BDM reaches in his tights for a pair of brass knux, which he nails Quow with when he gets up! The referee is halfway to his feet, so BDM conceals the weapon, and hits the Billion Dollar Bomb on Quow, rolling into a pin, which the dazed referee begins to count, 1....2....3! BDM won the title again!
*Winner, and NEW SWF Champion* The Billion Dollar Man

Post Match: The fans boo the decision loudly. As the music and announcement of the new champ is made, Extreme turns to the ring, and looks VERY pissed. BDM then begins taunting Extreme, but that isn't a wise thing to do, as Extreme blazes down the aisle! Extreme slides into the ring, and beats the hell out of BDM, then tosses him out over the top rope! The fans go WILD, and BDM looks angry as he pulls himself up in the aisle way, swearing revenge as we go off the air.

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