SWF Main Event 4/17/04
SWF Main Event 4/17/04

Vance: Welcome to SWF Main Event!

Extreme: Tonight, we will see the final two rounds of tag team competition in the Extreme Lethal Lottery tournament! By night's end, we will know what two men will fight for the SWF title at Spring Stampede, which is only 6 days away! We also have some other stuff lined up tonight as well, don't we Dean?

Dean: We sure do Extreme! But before I get into that, let's take a look at the round 3 matches, as drawn last week:

Match 1- JuJu & Quow Ling vs Petey Pizzazz & Jack Suicide
Match 2- Octane & Ayatollah Sheik vs Boppo the Clown & The Billion Dollar Man

Dean: The four men who win those matches will then be entered into the fourth, and final round of tag competition, all taking place tonight! The two lucky men to win will then be moving on to the SWF title deciding match at Spring Stampede! But all the other wrestlers who failed to win the Lethal Lottery are in luck, as they will be entered into drawings for the other SWF title matches, to take place at Spring Stampede! Not only will the challengers be randomly drawn, but the match types as well! But, besides the tournament matches, you will also see Tripp take on Repo!

Vance: Let's KICK IT OFF!

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 3, Match 1- JuJu & Quow Ling vs Petey Pizzazz & Jack Suicide
Allies JuJu & Petey were partnered up last week, and now face each other here. The two don't look happy that they must fight each other, so they step out and let their partners be the starters for the match. Jack & Quow have hooked up before, engaging in a classic war at Halloween Hell for the tag titles, so they aren't strangers. The two have a spirited, fast paced exchange, and when Jack gets monkey flipped back to his corner, he tags Petey in. Quow, playing mind games, tags in JuJu, pissing off Petey, as well as JuJu. The two friends stand in the ring, and feign locking up, then rush to tag out, but their partners both jump off the apron! They are forced to fight now! Petey tries to attack, but JuJu is too big, too strong, and he gets slaughtered. Petey finally scrambles back to Jack, who tag in, but he's promptly kicked, then hit with the JuJu Driver! JuJu goes for the pin, while Quow cuts Petey off from breaking it up, nailing him with the Death Kick! 1-2-3, it's over!
*Winners* JuJu & Quow Ling

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Match 2- Octane & Ayatollah Sheik vs Boppo the Clown & The Billion Dollar Man
Boppo & BDM were partners before in round 2, where they beat Jaffe & Repo. Sheik was paired with Jack Suicide for both previous rounds, while Octane was with Randy Mann & Quow Ling in rounds 1 and 2 respectively. Neither teaming seem happy with their choice of partners. BDM scolds Boppo, saying "Don't screw this up", then pushing him to the outside so he may start. Sheik simply tries pushing past Octane, but he made a BIG mistake. Octane grabs his partner, kicks him, and plants him with an Empty Tank! Octane then exits the ring, grabs his Television title, and walks off! Not being dumb, BDM rushes in to pin Sheik! 1-2-3! BDM & Boppo win!
*Winners* Boppo the Clown & The Billion Dollar Man

Then, we head to the announce booth, where the guys talk up the tournament thus far:

Vance: Well, we now know the final four men in this grueling Extreme Lethal Lottery!

Dean(sarcastically): Extreme, I know how happy you must be to have The Billion Dollar Man keep advancing!

Extreme(smiling): Haha. Very funny Dean. But to me, the biggest surprise is that Boppo the Clown had made it as far as he did. Not to sell him short, but I never expected to see him in the final four. It goes to show you, with the right motivation, and some luck, just look at who his partners have been, anyone can win. I'm happy that Boppo is getting the chance to really show us what he's made of.

Vance: Indeed, Extreme. Now, let's take you backstage where Angelica Summers is standing by, ready to draw the FINAL round of tag competition for the Extreme Lethal Lottery, Angelica?

We cut backstage, where the lottery tumbler is wheeled into place, and Angelica stands ready to pick the matches:

Angelica: It is now time to draw the last match of tag action in this Extreme Lethal Lottery tournament, the winning team will then go on to face each other for the big one, the SWF World title at Spring Stampede! Also, as a reminder, after the conclusion of tonight's main event, all the other SWF wrestlers not advancing to the title match will have their names placed into another drawing, to determine all the other SWF title matches for Spring Stampede! Ok, now let's draw the fourth round match!

Angelica draws two names, and looks at them before announcing who they are:

Angelica: It looks like an old team will be reuniting, former friends JuJu & Boppo, also briefly known as No Laughing Matter, will be paired together! That only leaves The Billion Dollar Man & Quow Ling, so those two will be teaming tonight! We now go back to ringside for some non-tournament action!

Tripp vs Repo
Tripp comes out, and awaits Repo, when the Rougeau Brothers theme hits! Oh no. Out comes Repo, in full Rougeau gear (blue tights, yellow kneepads, and a jacket with the French Canadian symbol on it), singing the theme song, "All American Boys", while waving a mini American flag. For those who don't know, they were a WWF tag team back in the 80's who were French-Canadian, but moved to America, pissing people off by claiming to be "All American Boys", and they came out to a kick ass theme by the same name. Repo prances around the ring a bit, then Tripp attacks, knocking the little flag right out of his hands, then he tears the jacket off of him as the music cuts off. Tripp starts stomping Repo, then THE BREAKFAST CLUB THEME HITS?! All of the sudden, 5 people, two girls, and three guys all run out, looking like dead ringers for the cast of the Breakfast Club, right down to the clothes from the movie! They swarm the ring, and begin to beat up Tripp, Repo, & the referee! As the music plays, these people continue their assault, then another person runs to the ring, obviously supposed to be Principal Richard Vernon, who the Breakfast Club kids run at the sight of. The principal gives chase, and they all run off through the crowd. The bell is finally rung, and the befuddled announcer declarers it a no contest.
*No Contest*

We head back to the announce booth, where the three men look stunned, but amused, Extreme then begins to speak, which is also going out to the live fans:

Extreme(chuckling): I'm sorry fans, Vance, Dean, I have to take the blame for this one. You see there is an influx of new talent soon to be arriving to the SWF, and I told them to make themselves stand out, maybe use a movie or TV show as a reference. I guess they took my advice, and chose The Breakfast Club as an example for characters. And, those 6 you just saw aren't the only new talents, there is more on the way, but now (laughs) I'm kinda dreading what gimmicks they came up with. I guess we can dub that group the Breakfast Club, and (amused) the principle, let's not forget him.

Vance(mockingly upset): Well thank you Extreme. Look what you started.

The three men share a laugh before Dean speaks:

Dean(stifling laughter): On a much more serious note, it is now time for the final round of the Extreme Lethal Lottery tag matches!

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery, Final Round: JuJu & Boppo the Clown (No Laughing Matter) vs Quow Ling & The Billion Dollar Man
It should be noted that the teams are the polar opposites of these mens' round 2 teams. JuJu & Boppo seem to make amends as they enter, ending any kind of bad blood between them. BDM just enters, and eyes his partner suspiciously as they walk to the ring, unsure if he can trust a man who has feuded with his Cash Inc buddies. JuJu asks nicely to start, to which Boppo obliges, and BDM goes to ask, but figures what's the point, and allows his partner to do the honors, looking a bit annoyed. Quow keeps JuJu at bay with some kicks, but finally, JuJu rushes in with a flying clothesline! JuJu then picks up Quow, tosses him into his corner, and beats away on him before tagging out. Boppo picks up where JuJu left off, and rushes in with an avalanche, crushing Quow! BDM then comes in, and begins to beat on Boppo before the ref forces him out. BDM's help worked, as Quow is able to get to him, and tag out. The guys in the announce booth comment on the teamwork of both teams thus far. BDM continues what he started with Boppo when he enters, beating him down before setting up of the Billion Dollar Bomb! As to be expected, JuJu runs in to prevent the move, with a clothesline or something, but BDM ducks down, and Quow Ling is there behind to score the Death Kick on JuJu right over BDM's head! This allows BDM to complete the move on Boppo, then pin him, 1-2-3! BDM & Quow will now face each other for the SWF title at Spring Stampede!
*Winners* Quow Ling & The Billion Dollar Man

Post Match: BDM & Quow stare at each other briefly, knowing they are now enemies, competing for the same prize at Spring Stampede. The two then walk off, going their separate ways, all the while making sure they aren't sneak attacked by the other. Meanwhile, in the ring, Boppo goes to help up JuJu, and then apologizes, but JuJu hits him with the JuJu Driver! The crowd boos as the angry JuJu walks off, leaving Boppo out cold in the ring. So much for that team reforming.

We go back once again to the announce booth, and they kick it to Angelica, who is standing by to do the title match drawings for Spring Stampede:

Angelica: Ok, we are now about to draw the title matches for Spring Stampede! We will obviously not be drawing for the SWF World title match, and also not for a SWF Tag Team title match, since tag champ Quow Ling is involved in the World title match. Quow's partner, The Shadow however is eligible to participate in the other title matches. We will start by drawing for the SWF 6 Man title match, and here to help me do so are the 6 Man champs themselves, Sex Connection & Silkky Smooth (out come the team). They have something they'd like to announce, so here's Randy Mann!

Randy: Thanks, Angelica. On behalf of myself, and Beef Macho here, Silkky, we would like to welcome you as a full-fledged member of Sex Connection!

Silkky(shakes Randy & Beef's hands): Thanks guys! Now, what do you say we see who we will beat in our first match as a real team!

The men draw, and the match type is a LADDER match! A 6 man ladder match! Then they draw their opponents, Crazy Phil, Mike Suicide, & Tex Gentry!

We then move on to the Hardcore title match drawing. Champ Jack Suicide draws a STEEL CAGE match! His opponent is....The Janitor!

Next is the drawing for the SWF Television title match. Champ Octane draws a Four Way Dance! That is Elimination rules, and his three opponents are....Joe Money, Disco Danny, & Captain Fantastic!

Finally, the drawing for the SWF United States title match. Champ The Freedom Fighter draws an I QUIT MATCH! His opponent is....Petey Pizzazz!

So, here is the rundown of the Spring Stampede card:

For the vacant SWF World title- BDM vs Quow Ling

I Quit Match for the SWF U.S. title- Freedom Fighter vs Petey Pizzazz

Four Way Dance for the SWF TV title- Octane vs Joe Money vs Disco Danny vs Captain Fantastic

SWF 6 Man title Ladder match- Sex Connection vs Crazy Phil, Mike Suicide, & Tex Gentry

SWF Hardcore title Steel Cage Match- Jack Suicide vs The Janitor

See you for Spring Stampede!

END OF SHOW