SWF Main Event 3/27/04
SWF Main Event 3/27/04

We open with the sound of Extreme Superstar's music, and he comes down with his freshly won SWF World title, and a standing ovation. He looks humbled, and he prepares to address the fans:

Extreme: Thank you for such a wonderful welcome. Last night, as you can see, I won the SWF title. (loud cheering) BUT, as owner of the company, I can't in good interest hold on to the title. (boos) I'm sorry, that's just how it has to be, however you'll be most interested in how the next champion will be chosen. I've always felt that if a wrestler wanted a title shot, he'd have to earn it, and in giving everyone a fair chance at the belts as well, so how will the next champion be crowned? An Extreme Lethal Lottery Tournament, my version of the classic match. Before I explain the rules, I have to address one problem that goes with this, we have an odd number of wrestlers under contract, meaning one person will not be able to participate. So tonight, we will have the first round drawing , with every SWF superstar entered. The order you are drawn will be your entry number in the first round. The unlucky last two names left, will be those of the men who must fight for the final entry. When we finally have figured out the last entrant, we'll be left with 32 men entered. But the road to the title won't be easy, just listen to what those men must go through: In this form of a Lethal Lottery match, the 32 entrants will initially be paired into teams of two according to their first round number, for example #'s 1 & 2 meet #'s 3 & 4, and so on. In that first round, there will be 8 matches, and only the winners of those matches will advance, leaving us with 16 men. Those remaining men will be reentered into the Lethal Lottery for round two, to be randomly paired again. Those 8 winners will not then enter a Battle Royal, as done in a normal version of the match, but advance to round three for another random pairing. When round three is over, only four will remain, and they will advance to the fourth and final round of the lottery, for one more pairing. The two men on the winning team will then become enemies, as they will be the ones to fight for the SWF World Title! So, in order to become champion, you have to win 4 tag team matches with a random partner, one that very well be your nemesis, THEN one singles match for the title. You know what, all this talking about the tournament has got me excited, so why don't we draw the teams right now!

(the crowd cheers as a bingo tumbler with the names is brought into the ring.)

When the dust had settled, here were the first round teams, with the exception of the yet to be decided 32nd entrant:

Match 1- Captain Fantastic & JuJu vs The Don & X

Match 2- Disco Danny & Crazy Phil vs Boppo The Clown & Petey Pizzazz

Match 3- Silkky Smooth & Mike Suicide vs The Billion Dollar Man & The Freedom Fighter

Match 4- Charles Gunn & Rory Rogers vs Jahalaman Jaffe & Repo

Match 5- Ayatollah Sheik & Jack Suicide vs Tripp & The Reverend

Match 6- The Mercenary & Yeti vs Tex Gentry & Tony Ramon

Match 7- The Janitor & Jimmy Jam vs Octane & Randy Mann

Match 8- Beef Macho & Xavier Hawthorne III vs Quow Ling & TBD

Match for the final spot: The Shadow vs Joe Money

After the team announcements, We are then informed of the schedule for these matches, which is as follows:

The match for the final spot in the tourney will take place tonight, as will first round matches 1-4.

Next week (April 3rd), we will see matches 5-8 of round one.

In 2 weeks (April 10), we will draw for, & see all 4 matches of round two

In 3 weeks (April 17th), we will see the drawings & 2 matches that make up round three, and then the drawing & match that makes up round four.

On April 23rd, we will have the Spring Stampede PPV, where the winners of the Lethal Lottery will face off in the championship match for the SWF title. Also, barring the possible champions in the World title match, all titles will be defended, and champions will again be subject to a Lethal Lottery, this time though, they will be, not only against random opponent(s), but also they must draw to see which of ten match types they will defend in. These drawings will take place after the conclusion of Round 4, on April 17th. Here are the match types:

1. 3 Man/Team Elimination Match- This number includes the champion(s)

2. 4 Man/Team Elimination Match- This number includes the champion(s)

3. Steel Cage Match

4. First Blood Match

5. Falls Count Anywhere Match

6. Ladder Match

7. Last Man Standing Match

8. Champion's Choice- They can choose any match, not just of the other nine choices

9. I Quit Match

10. Gauntlet Match- This choice forces the champion(s) to face ALL SWF superstars that have yet to have been drawn for a title match. In this case, other than the title holder, those involved are placed back into the drawing , and may have another chance at a later title shot, if there is one left.

We now head to the ring where we are ready to see who will win the final entry into the Extreme Lethal Lottery! Wait! Extreme makes his way to the announce booth! Extreme is back on commentary! He shakes Dean & Vance's hands, and tells Dean he doesn't want him to leave, as he is great, he sees no reason why a 3 man team won't work, at least for the Extreme Lethal Lottery Tournament. Extreme says he might step aside and let Dean take it after the tourney & Spring Stampede.

The 32nd Entry Match-The Shadow vs Joe Money
I should point out, that the winner will team with Quow Ling , who is an enemy of Joe's, and one half of the tag team champions, as well as brother of Shadow. Also, Shadow has decided to keep his same all-black gear after revealing himself to the world at Extrememania, sans mask. Joe comes on strong , but Shadow takes to the top rope and after a close two count following a flying cross body, he controls. Joe however, mounts a comeback, and after a nice powerslam, he sets Shadow up for the Payoff, but Shadow slips out, and by the time Joe turns, BAM! Shadow came in with his Flying Wizard Kick! 1-2-3! Shadow is in the Extreme Lethal Lottery Tournament!
*Winner and 32nd Entrant in the Extreme Lethal Lottery* The Shadow

We now prepare for the first 4 matches of round 1.

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 1,Match 1- Captain Fantastic & JuJu vs The Don & X
The teams come out together, Extreme says he wants it that way, not only to save time, but build the solidarity needed to function as a unit and win. JuJu & Fantastic seem willing to give their teaming a try, as do Don & X. JuJu even volunteers to start, which is ok by Fantastic. Don & X have a bit of an argument about who will start for their team, and Don says something that seems to offend X. JuJu, tired of waiting, rushes towards them, and X steps out, leaving his partner at the mercy of JuJu. Poor Don gets slaughtered, and when he tries for the tag, X makes him sweat a little, before accepting. As he enters, the recovering Don murmurs some insult, so X turns around and tags him back in! JuJu just laughs, and tags in Fantastic. Captain goes to work on Don, who is in desperate need for a tag. He doesn't get it though, as Fantastic soon gets him up for the Crime Stopper, and hits it! 1-2-3, Fantastic/JuJu advance!
*Winners* Captain Fantastic & JuJu

Post Match: The odd pairing of Fantastic & JuJu nod at each other, as if to congratulate the other for their win. Fantastic even offers his hand, and JuJu shakes it! As the winners leave, The Don recovers, and he is PISSED. He berates X, who he then pushes! X responds by kicking Don in the gut, and hitting the X-Factor! X leaves to the cheers of the crowd. The announcers comment on the fact that the unified team won, and it's important to be unfied if you want to advance in the tourney.

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 1, Match 2- Disco Danny & Crazy Phil vs Boppo The Clown & Petey Pizzazz
Danny & Phil are on good terms, as they high five in the ring as they await their opponents. Petey looks annoyed by Boppo, and when Boppo tries to high five him, he backs away, with a look that says "Please, just stay away!". Danny decides to start for his team, and before the decision can be made for their opponents, Boppo rushes at Danny, pissing Petey off big time. Boppo gets his ass whipped, and Petey is upset by this. When Boppo is whipped off his side of the ropes, Petey tags himself in. Petey and Danny have a good go of it, and eventually, Danny has to tag to Phil, drawing a big pop. Phil actually does well, and Petey tags out to Boppo, who gets rolled up, and nearly pinned! Petey almost had a heart attack there. When he has his chance, Petey tags himself back in, and beats Phil up with an anger we don't usually see from him, then hits the Piece of Pizzazz, and scores the pin. Extreme, Vance, & Dean talk about Petey's anger, an element that has been becoming more apparent lately. They say that it has really woken them up to how real of a title threat Petey really is.
*Winners* Boppo The Clown & Petey Pizzazz

Post Match: Losing team Danny & Phil get up, and shake hands anyways before heading to the back to a big pop. Petey hits his partner Boppo with the Piece of Pizzazz, and leaves him laying there. Extreme, Vance, & Dean then talk about the paradox of this and the first tournament match, as the winners here weren't a great team. Vance suggests Petey was on tonight, which had something to do with it, but the teamwork is still an important factor. Extreme & Dean agree.

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 1, Match 3- Silkky Smooth & Mike Suicide vs The Billion Dollar Man & The Freedom Fighter
Silkky & Mike seem to be on the same page, while BDM walks ahead of Freedom, not even acknowledging him being there. The fans are all over BDM, and chant "You go beat!", referring to his defeat at the hands of Extreme Superstar in an off the charts match at Extrememania. BDM is very upset by this, while Extreme, Vance, & Dean laugh about it from the announce booth. BDM decides to take his anger out on Mike Suicide, who was the opponent closest in proximity to him. Silkky jumps in to help, but being a good partner, Freedom jumps in and fights him back. Before you know it, BDM nails the Billion Dollar Bomb on Mike, and scores the pin before Freedom & Silkky could even be rushed out of the ring.
*Winners* The Billion Dollar Man & The Freedom Fighter

Post Match: BDM taunts Extreme from the ring, and Extreme retaliates by leading the crowd in a "Paula" chant, which if you missed the Road to Extrememania special, is something Extreme used to irk BDM, as his real name is Paul.

SWF Extreme Lethal Lottery Match: Round 1, Match 4- Charles Gunn & Rory Rogers vs Jahalaman Jaffe & Repo
The two members of the Good Ol' Boys are obviously willing to work together, and happy to be teaming. Jaffe comes out, and is followed by Repo, who is apparently Extreme Superstar tonight! The fans love it, and the camera shows pans to show Extreme, Vance, & Dean all cracking up. Jaffe doesn't like it, since his ally BDM just lost to Extreme at the PPV, and he himself ended up being beaten up when he tried to help BDM in that match. I'd assume that's why Repo chose to do Extreme, to piss off Jaffe, who almost everyone thinks is a jerk, like the rest of Cash Inc. Gunn & Rory don't waste anytime attacking Jaffe while Repo plays up to the crowd. In a funny moment, Repo, as Extreme saves Jaffe, to which Extreme says that would never happen. Jaffe, seeing Extreme Superstar Repo after he made the save, gets really angry, and he throws a tantrum! As this goes on, Rory recovered, and runs at the team. Repo catches him, and hits the Lights Out! He then goes for the pin, 1-2-3! He got it before Charles could break it! The crowd pops huge, something I never thought I'd hear that after Jaffe (or his team) picked up a win.
*Winners* Jahalaman Jaffe & Repo

Post Match: The losers leave, as does Jaffe, who is really not too happy about what went on, despite winning. Repo then celebrates as Extreme's Music strikes up. Repo then motions Extreme to come to the ring, which the fans want to see. Extreme does, and we see the two mimic each other as the crowd eats it up. The two celebrate as we go off the air.

END OF SHOW