SWF Main Event 1/17/04
SWF Main Event 1/17/04

Vance: Welcome one and all to SWF Main Event! We are still in shock as a result of last night?s SWF Rumble.

Dean: The Rumble proved to be exciting , in the title matches, The Billion Dollar Man defeated heavy favorite, Octane to retain his World Title, Cash Inc successfully defended the Tag belts against Sex Connection, JuJu retained his title, beating The Janitor in their Hardcore title match, The Mercenary beat Yeti to hold on to the TV belt, Ayatollah Sheik beat Captain Fantastic to keep his U.S. title, and in the only title change of the night, Generation Gap won the 6 Man belts by defeating their rivals, The Good Ol? Boys. But the biggest shock of the night came in the SWF Rumble Match itself.

Vance: It sure did Dean. The masked newcomer, Julio Maniaco entered at # 4, and put on a marathon man performance, eliminating 8 men to go on to win the match! But, instead of celebrating his hard earned victory, Julio unmasked in front of the world, and shocked us all by turning out to be Extreme Superstar!

Dean: Extreme then revealed that he was Julio all along , only so he could end The Billion Dollar Man?s World title reign from the inside! He went on to say that winning the Rumble would give him the chance to personally take down BDM in the main event at Extrememania!

Vance: With all that looming over our heads, we have to wonder what will happen tonight! Dean, what is the lineup?

Dean: Well, for one thing you can bet The Billion Dollar Man will have something to say on the Extreme Superstar situation, but match-wise, here?s what we?ve got:

Boppo & Repo meet The Janitor & Crazy Phil!

Ayatollah Sheik defends the U.S. Title against Silkky Smooth!

Randy Mann faces Yeti!

And in the Main Event: In preparation for next month?s No Escape PPV, Octane, Captain Fantastic, & Petey Pizzazz will be in a triple threat to determine who faces The Mercenary for the TV Title!

Vance: Let?s kick it off!

Randy Mann vs Yeti
Randy takes caution in approaching Yeti, and his ?stick and move? tactic works for the first few minutes, until Yeti catches him with a big boot. Yeti picks up Randy from the mat by his throat, in position for the Giant Drop, and chokes Randy violently before actually finishing the move, then gets the pin. Yeti finally snapped the losing streak, showing some serious rage there.
*Winner* Yeti

We go backstage where all 3 members of Cash Inc are in their dressing room, talking. A visibly angry Billion Dollar Man says to his friends that he will address Extreme and the crowd later, and Jaffe and Joe excuse themselves to go get some coffee. The camera follows Jaffe and Joe, and they accidently bump into Crazy Phil and The Janitor, who are too busy discussing their match, which is next, to avoid the collision. Phil apologizes, and Jaffe and Joe respond by insulting him and his partner, making rude comments about their financial status. The Janitor and Phil are upset, and a fight almost breaks out, but nearby officials break them up, and Phil and Janitor keep making their way to the ring , while Jaffe and Joe continue to insult them.

Boppo & Repo vs The Janitor & Crazy Phil
As usual, Repo keeps us waiting to see what gimmick he has this week, and we soon find out, as Cactus Jack?s WWF Theme hits, and out comes ?Cactus Repo?, doing the ?Bang! Bang!? hand gesture and wearing a ripoff of the infamous ?Wanted? shirt. Repo enters the ring , only to be destroyed by Janitor, and Phil charges Boppo to prevent him from helping his partner. Janitor soon gets the Clean Sweep to pick up the win! Crazy Phil has finally won a match!
*Winners* The Janitor and Crazy Phil

Post Match: Janitor & Phil celebrate, and Boppo & Repo offer their hands in a show of respect, and they shake! The four exit together in a great display of sportsmanship.

SWF U.S. Title Match- Ayatollah Sheik vs Silkky Smooth
Silkky dominates the early goings, but Sheik rebounds, pulling the ref in front of himself when Silkky tries a superkick. With the ref out cold, Sheik goes for the spike he used last week, and jabs it into Silkky?s face! Obviously Silkky is down after a shot with that, but Sheik continues jabbing the object into Silkky?s face, making him a bloody mess! Sheik kicks Silkky a bit before waking up the ref , who calls for the bell once Sheik clamps on the Camel Clutch.
*Winner and STILL U.S. Champion* Ayatollah Sheik

Post Match: Sheik seems to enjoy the bloodshed, and he gets a creepy look in his eyes as he leaves, staring at the crimson mess left on his hands.

We get an update on The Black Dragons and Freedom Fighter, all of whom have been MIA as of late. The Dragons are nowhere to be found, but medically they are expected out a few months. As for Freedom, he was in fact re-injured in the SWF Rumble, and will be out anywhere from 2-3 months.

Main Event: SWF TV Title # 1 Contender?s Match- Octane vs Captain Fantastic vs Petey Pizzazz
Petey runs scared as expected, but when Octane is preoccupied with chasing him, Fantastic sees the chance to pick up the win, and attacks Octane. This draws Octane and Fantastic into quite the little brawl, as Petey hides outside near the timekeeper. In the ring , Octane tears Fantastic apart, nailing him with the Empty Tank, then sets his sights on Petey! Petey grabs the ring bell from the timekeeper, and as Octane comes out after him, he hits him with it, the ref not being in position to see it, as he is tending to Fantastic. Petey drops the bell just before the ref can see him with it. Petey then pulls Octane in the ring , and quickly pins him as Fantastic begins to stir, 1-2-3! Petey beat Octane!
*Winner and # 1 Contender* Petey Pizzazz

Post Match: Wisely, Petey hightails it no sooner than the ref counts the pin.

We go backstage where we see The Billion Dollar Man making his way to the ring , finally ready to address the crowd.

As the participants of the main event leave, BDM grabs a mic and begins to speak

BDM(looking upset, in a serious voice): Extreme, I must admit, I was impressed with your plan, going under a mask to get the title off me, (laughs) I bet you didn?t even expect to win the Rumble. (more serious now) But you DID win the Rumble, and now have a shot at me, for the World Title, in a company you own, and I have a huge problem with that. So, if you would please, come out here so we can talk this thing out.

(Extreme makes his way to the ring with a mic and little fanfare)

Extreme(also serious): I?m here, what do you have to say?

BDM: Your win at the Rumble, the fact you get a title shot is a conflict of interest, you know it, I know it, and these people know it. It?s grossly unfair for me to have to defend my title against the owner of the SWF.

Extreme: I do see your point, but what I am doing is what I know to be in the best interest of my company, and like it or not, I do own the SWF, so unfair or not, that?s how it?s gonna be.

BDM(smugly): Let me ask you something, I know how bad you want the title off of me, but just how bad do you want to physically take the belt from me? I could easily relinquish the title, but it would probably eat you up inside to have this situation end that way, wouldn?t it?

Extreme(getting angry): Your damn right it would, to think you could get off that easy, makes my blood boil.

BDM(smiles): That?s what I thought. I am entertaining the idea of simply handing the belt over to you, something you would hate to have happen, but if we even the odds a bit for our possible Extrememania match, you can have your chance to face me. What do you say?

Extreme(getting a little more angry): What did you have in mind?

BDM(smiles): Ok. First off, if this match happens, no matter what the outcome, you return to behind the scenes stuff and announcing, no more of this ?hands on the televised product? business. Are you with me so far?

Extreme: Fair enough, but I know you?ve got something else up your sleeve.

BDM(laughs): Your right, I do. Since I have more to lose, it?s only fair you put up something to lose as well. Like, control of the SWF! (the crowd gasps at the suggestion)

Extreme(shocked and angry): I built this company, and don?t think for one minute, that I?d consider putting it all on the line.

BDM: No, no, no! I wouldn?t expect you to just hand it over, it?s a business deal, I would be perfectly willing to pay the cost to buy you out, the exact dollar amount you put in. I could do so much with the name, and recognition the SWF has built, but with the money you?d get, you could start another promotion easily. I?d even be willing to give you your buddies Vance and Dean, plus any five superstars, Cash Inc excluded, to help you build a new company.

Extreme(serious, in a low, quiet voice): It?s not worth sacrificing all I?ve made here.

(BDM turns angry and gets in Extreme?s face)

BDM: C?mon! Just think about it, the chance to beat me up in front of the whole world! I know you want to do it, I WANT you to do it, just put the SWF on the line!

Extreme(upset and quiet): No.

BDM(agitated): Look at me! I?m the SWF champion! YOUR SWF champion, that just makes you sick doesn?t it?! You loathe the fact that I walk around the company YOU made, wearing the very symbol of your labor, the SWF World title!

(Extreme is so upset, he can?t even look at BDM)

BDM(screaming): Your pathetic! What kind of a man are you?! You are supposed to stand up to guys like me, you?re the great and powerful Extreme Superstar, and your gonna let me get away with what I?m doing?! (BDM grabs Extreme?s face and turns it so they are looking face to face) DO IT! PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE! TEACH ME A LESSON! IT?S WORTH IT!

(Extreme?s rage seems to be boiling , and he pushes BDM?s hand off him, but stops at that)

BDM(really angry): LOOK AT ME YOU(expletives)!

(BDM then slaps Extreme hard across the face, finally drawing the ire of him)

Extreme(shaking with rage): FINE! YOU?VE GOT IT! ME AND YOU, ONE ON ONE! (a lot calmer now) I?ll put it all on the line, but under one more condition, in our match, falls count anywhere, there?s no time limit, no count-outs, and no DQs. All bets are OFF.

BDM: Deal.

Extreme: We?ll sign the contract next week, but one more thing, (the anger returns) If you EVER slap me like that again, I swear, I?ll break every damn bone in your worthless body, and don?t think for one minute I won?t.

END OF SHOW