SWF Main Event 1/3/04
SWF Main Event 1/3/04

The show kicks off with a new intro, featuring Nickelback's version of Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting as the new SWF Main Event theme song. When we go live to the arena, we see a brand new set, with a re-vamped aisle, with no ramp, and a huge screen above the entrance. The whole setup looks futuristic, and is mainly chrome. There are many flashing lights and computer graphics to compliment the change as well.

Vance: Welcome to the NEW and improved SWF! We enter 2004 with a new look and attitude! When you last saw us, we had delivered the spectacular Starrcade, and we can still feel the shockwaves caused by that show, and tonight we will see the fallout!

Dean: We sure will! (Gets serious)But speaking of the mayhem of Starrcade, I have to announce that Quow Ling suffered an injury at the hand of Cash Inc at the event, which will sideline him for an undetermined amount of time. We all wish the talented performer a speedy recover. Moving on though, we have some very big stuff lined up tonight! Just look at this:

The Shadow goes it alone takes on The Reverend!

The Sex Connection takes on the team of Boppo The Clown & Repo!

The Good Ol' Boys' Tex Gentry & Rory Rogers meet their enemies, Generation Gap's X & Jimmy Jam!

The other Good Ol' Boys member meets the other member of Generation Gap as Charles Gunn faces Disco Danny!

Also, The Billion Dollar Man is on Petey's Parlor!

Vance: Let's kick it off!

Charles Gunn vs Disco Danny
Danny, furious over his team's (unfair) loss at Starrcade, doesn't wait for the bell to attack Charles. Danny, showing some intensity, flusters the bigger man with his ambush, and stays in control until Charles can finally retreat. Charles comes back in, and slows the pace, giving him the upper hand. Charles' dominance is short lived, as Danny isn't to be denied, and he gets right back in it, and nails the Disco Drop out of nowhere! Danny goes for the pin right away, and gets the three! Danny really stepped up here, showing how talented he actually is, very impressive.
*Winner* Disco Danny

We go backstage where Shadow seems to be walking with a purpose, and stops at the dressing room door of Cash Inc! He tries to open the door, but it's locked, so he kicks it down! Jaffe and Joe are the only occupants, sitting around living it up, and they were startled by the noise. Instead of being upset, Jaffe and Joe seem amused by the intrusion, and ask Shadow why he is there, even though they know why. The silent Shadow just stands there, and by his body language, is VERY pissed off. Joe and Jaffe continue to taunt Shadow, trying to get him to speak, knowing he won't, but when they bring up the vicious (and uncalled for) attack of his partner Quow Ling at Starrcade, Shadow leaps into action, and lays a whuppin' on the two! Shadow just charged in, and began unleashing a flurry of kicks, that end up leaving Jaffe and Joe laying. With his enemies vanquished, Shadow calmly exits the room as we go back to the ring.

Sex Connection vs Boppo & Repo
As usual, Repo is nowhere to be seen, until we hear the sound of Hacksaw Jim Duggan's music hits, and out comes Repo, 2X4 and all. Repo enters and clears the ring with the 2X4, then doing Hacksaw's signature "HOOOOO!" & "USA!" chants. After the ref takes away the 2X4, Beef Macho enters to start the match off with Repo. Foolishly, Repo goes for the three point stance clothesline on the rotund Beef, and ends up running into a Beefy Bomb! Randy runs interference as Beef picks up the pin.
*Winners* Sex Connection

We now go to Petey's Parlor, where Petey stands with JuJu, and he begins the show:

Petey: Hello again people! I'm Petey Pizzazz, welcome to the Parlor. For those of you wondering , yes, I'm still smarting from what Octane did to me at Starrcade, but I have a show to do. Before my guest, and very good friend The Billion Dollar Man comes out, I have to congratulate JuJu on his Hardcore title win at Starrcade, (raises his voice) even though he should have waited to leave until AFTER my match with Octane. Anyways, congrats, the new look and attitude is paying off. (Petey pats JuJu on the back and JuJu then plays up to the crowd before leaving). Ok, my guest tonight is the SWF World Champion, fresh off of a successful title defense in a brutal steel cage at Starrcade, please welcome my close personal friend, The Billion Dollar Man! (BDM enters and he and Petey shake hands and exchange pleasantries)

Petey: BDM, while these people may not know it, we've been friends a long time, and with all the business you've given me, I could retire on it! (both men share a laugh) But back to the matter at hand, what is next for you now that you've beaten Silkky Smooth, fair and square?

BDM: Well, nobody seems to stand out as a challenger to the title, so I'm not quite sure about that.

Petey: I can understand that, onto another topic then, there seems to be a lot of tension between you and SWF Owner Extreme Superstar, care to comment?

BDM(laughs): Oh, that's nothing really. The man just seems to have something against my winning ways I guess. But as I told him, a win is a win, and there isn't a thing he can do to stop me, I earned this title, and nobody out there has what it takes to take it from me. As far as I can tell, I'll hold the SWF World title for a long , long , time, so Extreme will just have to deal with it.

Petey: Yeah.....(the sound of Extreme's music cuts him off, and Extreme enters with a mic)

Extreme(somewhat angry): Sorry to break up this little get together, but I couldn't take it anymore. So, "BDM" there's nobody out there worthy of a title shot? I disagree. I know of one man in particular that deserves a title shot, and he's gonna get it at the SWF Rumble!

BDM(concerned): Who?

Extreme(smiles): OCTANE! (the crowd cheers loudly)

(BDM and Petey are left stunned as we close out this week's Parlor)


The Good Ol' Boys (Tex & Rory) vs Generation Gap (X & Jimmy)
The Good Ol' Boys now have a theme song , which shares their name, and was the theme to the Dukes of Hazzard, performed by Waylon Jennings. All four decide not to wait for the bell and tear into each other before X and Tex are left as the legal men. Tex and X have an exciting fast-paced exchange, but Rory enters as X takes control. Rory's entry prompts Jimmy Jam to come in as well, and Tex takes to the outside to recover. Wait, Tex isn't going out to recover, he grabs a guitar from under the ring! Tex reenters and just blasts X with that guitar! The ref managed to catch the shot, as he was still dealing with Rory and Jimmy. That blatant action obviously causes the ref to DQ the Good Ol' Boys, but they don't really seem to care.
*Winners by DQ* Generation Gap

Post Match: Tex and Rory run off laughing as Jimmy and the ref tend to X.

Backstage, Extreme is approached by The Mercenary. The Mercenary wants to defend his TV title against Yeti at the Rumble to recoup the loss to him at the inaugural SWF Show. He is granted his request and as he leaves, Octane shows up! The big man just walks up to Extreme, and the silent man simply nods his head respectfully, then shakes his hand! It must be because Extreme gave him a title shot at the Rumble. Extreme knows what he means and nods back as Octane leaves.


Main Event: The Shadow vs The Reverend
The Shadow enters, and now he has a solo theme song , Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotei, which was used for the film Kill Bill. Shadow never gives The Reverend a chance to fight back, he basically destroys him, then nails the Flying Wizard for the easy pin.
*Winner* The Shadow

Post Match: As Shadow leaves, Jahalaman Jaffe and Joe Money come from the back and attack him! The duo beat him to the ground, then back away to discuss something. Joe and Jaffe smile, and Jaffe goes to grab a chair from the outside. When he returns, he and Joe take turns beating Shadow with it! Then, they clamp his leg in the chair and both stomp on it repeatedly! Finally, officials swarm the ring and the assailants run off, but the damage appears to have been done to Shadow.

END OF SHOW