SWF Main Event 10/18/03
SWF Main Event 10/18/03

Vance: Welcome to another addition of SWF Main Event! We have a packed card tonight as we approach Halloween Hell!

Dean: Here's the lineup:

Silkky Smooth vs Joe $

U.S. title Match- Freedom Fighter vs Yeti

Reverend on Petey's Parlor

TV title- Cpt. Fantastic vs The Don

Tag # 1 Contenders Match- Great JuJu and Boppo The Clown vs Quow Ling/The Shadow

Randy Mann vs Jahalaman Jaffe

Rory Rogers vs Tony Ramon

(Cut to the ring for the opening match)

Randy Mann vs Jahalaman Jaffe
We get a pretty even match until Jaffe pulls the ref in front of him as Randy comes off with a dropkick. With the ref down, Jaffe grabs some of his assorted rings and uses them as if they were brass knuckles. As the assault continues, a bald, fat, curly mustached man wearing shorts an open silk shirt, (exposing his hairy chest and medallions) and flip flops, runs from the back to save Randy! The man beats on Jaffe before administering a Boss Man Slam on him before dancing around the ring. Randy seems to know this man, and they embrace before leaving the ring
*NO CONTEST*

(Back to announce booth)

Vance(curious): Who in the world was that Dean?

Dean(unsure): I've never seen him before, but Randy certainly knows him.

(Cut to the ring for the next match)

Rory Rogers vs Tony Ramon
The two men barely get to fight when Death Machine's music hits. The monster enters the ring , and is assaulted by the two men, know teaming up on the beast. Their attack has no effect, and both are laid out with a pair of big boots to the face. Both men are pretty big guys, but that doesn't stop Death Machine from lifting them for a double Death Warrant, then CHOKESLAMMING BOTH MEN OVER THE TOP TO THE CONCRETE! Last week he did it to a cruiserweight, but now, simultaneously on two heavyweights! Again the monster leaves the ring , without anyone daring to stop him.

(Back to announce booth)

Vance(in shock and fear): Dean, something needs to be done. Nobody is safe anymore. I am having second thoughts about staying out here.

Dean(shocked and scared as well): Your absolutely right. Security, you need to do your jobs, hire more men, something , just help.

Vance(shaken up): Despite that, we still have a job to do. With Halloween Hell fast approaching , title matches are starting to take shape. It was decided that a match would determine who would challenge for the tag team titles. We left it up to the SWF talent to find their own partners, and the teams you see in this contest were the first to sign up, thus being granted the opportunity tonight.

Dean: The way the teams came to be however, is quite interesting , we take you now to footage chronicling their inceptions.
(Fade out and into JuJu sitting alone, sadly and staring at a voodoo doll in his hands)

JuJu:(sighs as Boppo enters the room)

Boppo(sympathetically): I know just how you feel (takes a seat next to JuJu). My luck hasn't been the greatest either.

JuJu: (stares up at Boppo) It's not just that, (holds up the voodoo doll) Nobody takes me seriously. I guess I understand that people don't get the whole voodoo thing, but that's my whole identity, it doesn't seem to work, but without it, I'm nothing.

Boppo: (nods in agreement) Yeah! I completely empathize. The clown gimmick is to me, what voodoo is to you. It sure is nice to meet someone who gets what I'm going through.

JuJu: Say, last I heard, no teams have signed on yet for the tag title shot. What about you and me?

Boppo: Sounds Great! Let's do it!

(Go back to announcers as the two rush off to sign up for the title shot)

Vance: It's nice those two misunderstood souls could find solace in teaming. Together, the duo may be no laughing matter!

Dean(amused): No laughing matter? Sounds like you've stumbled onto a name for the team. But how did the silent pairing of Quow Ling and The Shadow come to be? Check this out.

(Fade to Quow, standing in front of the sign up sheet for the # 1 contenders match. He picks it up, and stares around the room, eyeing Rory, Joe $, X, and Randy Mann, who all pass by the busy corridor. He seems unsure who he could team with for a shot at the gold. He opts to sign his name anyways, but no partner, Quow seems ready to go the match alone, as it is a huge opportunity he doesn't want to pass up, despite the lack of a partner. He walks off, and out of the darkness, The Shadow emerges, apparently having been stalking Quow. Shadow signs his name next to Quow's, and the mysterious masked man slinks back to where he came.

(Back to announce booth)

Vance: Well, Quow didn't actually pick a partner, but had one attach themself to him. I shouldn't be surprised, Shadow is always lurking somewhere not far from Quow. I'd really like to know the nature of that relationship. Considering the circumstances, it's sort of hard to slap a name on them as a team, but I'll try, how about The Black Dragons?

Dean: That'll do. But ,we're about to find out next which of those teams will get the title shot.

(Cut to the ring for the next match)

SWF Tag Title # 1 Contenders Match- No Laughing Matter vs The Black Dragons
On the way to the ring, Quow doesn't appear to like The Shadow, who's following behind. Quow stares, confused at his forced tag partner, unsure why he even wanted to team with him. While that goes on. JuJu and Boppo rush the duo, but are met with virtually a mirror reaction from the Dragons, multiple martial arts blows. Things settle as Quow and Boppo become the two legal men, Boppo being decimated by Quow's furious and lighting fast offense. Boppo manages to make the tag , and Quow looks at Shadow in his corner, and reluctantly tags. Shadow doesn't disappoint, taming the heavyweight JuJu with his own martial arts attack. Seeing his partner in trouble, the still woozy Boppo rushes in for the save, only to be cut off with the signature Death Kick of Quow. With Boppo now on dream street, the Dragons assault JuJu, bringing him to his knees. JuJu is now is position for the Death Kick or the Flying Wizard, and both of his opponents are fully aware of that, as they each set up to deliver their finishers. As Quow delivers the Death Kick from one side, Shadow comes in from the other with the Flying Wizard, resulting in a visually stunning double team move, and a deadly one as well. After that vicious move, JuJu is OUT, and the legal man, Shadow easily pins him for the win.
*Winners and # 1 Contenders* The Black Dragons

(Back to announce booth)

Vance: The Suicide Brothers better be ready, these Black Dragons are quite the formidable duo.

Dean: And continuing the action, next up, Captain Fantastic defends his TV title against The Don!

(Cut to the ring for the match)

SWF TV title Match- Cpt. Fantastic vs The Don
The Don starts the match in control, beating down Fantastic from the get go. Fantastic fights his way out of a belly to belly suplex attempt and rushes off the ropes to hit a flying forearm, and swaying the momentum back to himself. Fantastic never allows The Don to recover completely, and hits the Crime Stopper for the win.
*Winner and STILL SWF TV Champion* Captain Fantastic

(Back to announce booth)

Vance: Petey's Parlor is coming up next, with a very interesting guest, Dean.

Dean: Indeed. The Reverend will be there, hopefully answering the question we've all been wondering , just why did he want the Hardcore title?

Vance: We'll find out soon enough, take it Petey!

(Cut to Petey, on the Set of Petey's Parlor, with Octane lurking in the background as usual)

Petey: Hello everyone! Welcome to Petey's Parlor, which is quickly becoming the hottest thing in the SWF! Tonight, my guest is the newest SWF Hardcore champ, The Reverend, a man who's actions have got many scratching their heads. Without any further ado, please welcome, The Reverend to the Parlor! (Reverend makes his way to the set)

Petey(holding the mic up to the Reverend): Let's just get right down to it, Reverend, why would you, of all people, want the SWF Hardcore title?

Reverend(grabs the mic away and begins to speak into the camera): Why you ask? That title represents the sadistic practices of beating a man senseless and nothing more. Where is the athleticism? How could any man be proud of being the alleged champion of such activities? Not me, but with it in my possession, the title is of no use to anyone else, and Xavier and I are working on ridding the SWF of it all together!

Petey(in shock, into another mic): How do you intend on doing that?

Reverend(with a smile): Me and Xavier have put together a petition, and are planning to appeal to the State Athletic Commission, in hopes that they will outlaw such contests in the SWF Arena, and maybe ban it around the country as well! (The Janitor suddenly bursts onto the scene, grabbing Petey's mic)

Janitor(angrily): Reverend! You want to get rid of MY title? Well my friend, YOUR GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT ME FOR IT! ME AND YOU, IN A HARDCORE MATCH AT HALLOWEEN HELL!

Reverend(scoffs): That's absurd. I don't....(Janitor cuts him off, and holds up the SWF Rule Booklet he had in his back pocket)

Janitor(waving the booklet in Reverend's face): According to the SWF rules, a champion MUST defend his title at every PPV, if they fail to do so, the champion forfeits his title. It looks like you have no choice. (Janitor starts to walk away, but stops) One more thing , after I win, you have to give up your little quest to get rid of the title! (Janitor tosses down the mic as he exits)

Reverend(beside himself): We'll see! You've got your match, but don't count on leaving with the belt!

Petey: Wow, ok, back to you Vance.

(Back to announce booth)

Vance: Another match is signed for Halloween Hell!

Dean: The PPV is really shaping up to be a good one!

Vance: And we've still got more on tap tonight! Right now, the U.S. title is on the line as The Freedom Fighter Defends against Yeti!
(Cut to the ring for the match)

SWF United States Title Match- Freedom Fighter vs Yeti
The Freedom Fighter takes a cautious approach, looking for an opening to attack, then charging with several axe handles and shoulder blocks, all of which fail to rock the big man. Freedom gives it one last go, but Yeti is ready with a clothesline, but Freedom ducks, and goes for the knees by dropkicking one. That method has some effect, but Freedom is stopped in his next attempt, as Yeti kicks him away. Yeti tosses his opponent around, now in control. The mammoth dominates for quite some time, but the fans rally behind The Freedom Fighter, and he makes a comeback, blocking Yeti's attempt at his Giant Drop finisher. Freedom doesn't relent after his escape, and hammers away, finally having an effect on him. Freedom, with Yeti dazed, takes to the top rope, and nails a missile dropkick that takes Yeti off his feet. As Yeti struggles to get up, The Freedom Fighter stalks him from behind, in preparation to finish him off with the Star Spangled Slam when he makes it to his feet. When Yeti does manage to stand, The Freedom Fighter was ready and actually gets him up for the Star Spangled Slam! 1-2-3, it over.
*Winner and STILL SWF Champion* The Freedom Fighter

(Back to announce booth)

Vance: I'm quite surprised that The Freedom Fighter was able to retain his title, but nonetheless, he is the perfect man to hold the United States championship.

Dean: I agree Vance, but now we are ready for the main event, Joe Money vs Silkky Smooth.

(Cut to the ring for the match)

(Before the match can start, SWF Champion, The Billion Dollar Man enters the ring with a mic)

BDM: Now you must be wondering why I'm out here. Well, my opponent for Halloween Hell, Tripp, was seriously hurt last week, thus is unable to compete in the title match at the PPV. In need of another opponent, I've decided that the winner of my good friend, Joe Money's match vs Silkky Smooth will take Tripp's place as # 1 contender! I wish both contenders luck, and look forward to facing the winner.

# 1 Contender's Match for the SWF World title- Silkky Smooth vs Joe $
As the participants enter, BDM is leaving , and Joe shakes hands with him. When the bell rings, Silkky charges Joe, but is tripped by BDM, who is still milling around ringside! BDM wants Joe to win, in hopes he'll lay down for him at the PPV! Before BDM can cheat any more, ensuring Joe's win, the referee (who saw what BDM did), ejects him from ringside! Joe protests the decision with the ref, but as his back is turned, Silkky is readying for the Silkky Slam, which Joe walks right into when he turns around. 1-2-3, it's over!
*Winner and # 1 Contender* Silkky Smooth

Post Match: Silkky celebrates as BDM(who hadn't even made it to the back yet) throws a tantrum in the aisle.

END OF SHOW